Monday, July 25, 2016

Airport Nonsense?

Someone wrote in the comment section that there is an order, currently posted in the O'Hare C.O. Book, that Officers are forbidden from using the "family" restrooms at the airport, but must instead use the regular public washrooms.

As the commentator said, that isn't really that intelligent, given that a full duty rig down around one's ankles is an invitation to someone in the next stall grabbing hold of things and wreaking havoc. There aren't any "employee only" restrooms that might be single use? Or something similar out of the public eye that doesn't mean a trip back to the substation?

Unfortunately, their language tended to the scatological, so we "flushed" it.... in a manner of speaking.

But this is yet another example of Department shortsightedness - outdoor roll calls set up in conjunction with aldercreatures and "community"groups, many of whom wish us ill; DUI checkpoint locations advertised weeks in advance; day-glo vests at outdoor events, that make picking out targets as simple as ABC; promoting unqualified girlfriends and wives by feeding them test answers; etc, etc.

It's almost like safety is a secondary (or worse) concern.

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put a quick end to that by using the restroom of the opposite sex. Says ur trans gender.

7/25/2016 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or the unsecure districts that are just waiting for that one crazed BLM bullshit fed idiot that decides its his day to make himself famous !

7/25/2016 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can feel safer watching porn on my personal phone in the single occupancy toilet stalls.

Can you imagine that write up.

I also love using the bosses locker rooms to take dumps also!

7/25/2016 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Columbo said...

What do you expect?

Doesn't all the Airport jobs - especially the supervisory jobs - require a high degree of "clout" in order to fill the slot?

The "bent logic" you have pointed out fits into the First Law of Selection in a Cloutocracy - the Higher the Clout needed, the Lower the real Brain Level required.

Another "mystery" solved.

And one more thing, aren't the cops at O'Hare still unarmed?

7/25/2016 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's almost like safety is a secondary (or worse) concern.

i completely agree. it feels that way.

7/25/2016 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And when the equipment is stolen from around your ankles or from the hook behind the door, the department will be looking to suspend the poor male/female cop. Adding insult to injury the department then tells the cop they should have gone to the O'Hare station to better secure their equipment.

7/25/2016 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit complaining.
The CPD is led by highly trained professionals selected by rigorous testing!
You make it sound like everyone is promoted based on political patronage and nepotism.
/sarc

7/25/2016 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't from the police department. That was from the aviation department to ALL airport employees. However it's still ridiculous!!!

7/25/2016 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A female instructor at the academy told us a story that when she went to the head, a hand reached over and grabbed her duty belt from the hook on the door where she hung her duty belt and fled with it, including her duty weapon. Great idea, you idiots, have an armed copper on the head with his weapon either on the floor or on the hook on the john door. What could go wrong? Who knew? Fucking idiot civilians! You dummies don't know how to run a restaurant, quit telling the help how to do their jobs. You aren't police, quit telling us how to be the police, you don't know how to be the police. Now go tell your accountant how to prepare your taxes.

7/25/2016 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safety is way behind good optics. Insuring good optics is much more important than safety. The department's reputation depends on it's having good optics. Citizens expect it.

7/25/2016 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

once used the family restroom at Target downtown during a detail...noone was waiting and I finished up quickly ....got dirty looks upon exiting--but don't care---it is not easy to be a female wearing duty gear....its why you identify the best places to make a pit stop in every quadrant of your district....station, hospital (but away from ER), restaurant where they let you use the kitchen/employee facilities- or where there is a one person locked room toilet (clean- not a way station for homeless or addicted)...harder to find on midnights (esp now that we have less hospitals!)

7/25/2016 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Publication of the DUI checkpoints ahead of time is a requirement for them to occur, since they entail stopping people without reasonable suspicion. This is what the courts have said is required.

7/25/2016 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hassled by CPD at O'Hare on Friday. They were camped en masse just outside the immigration entry point in the International Terminal. That is the area where you get your bag and recheck it, or take it to customs.

A giant in full armor plates and shock helmet demanded my passport.

Excuse me? Americans are not required to carry identification or travel papers. This is not Apartheid. You clear the Fed entry point, that's it without a court hearing.

These people were in the most secure area outside of a prison. All passengers were searched, stripped, x-rayed, and ID checked several times per US requirements before boarding, were hearded into a secure federal holding area, and cleared. Now, after a 9hour flight are confronted with goons with guns.

Hey. That's a 100% way to guarantee my 'no cooperation' face. No matter how hard they want to kick it in. You just harassed me.

So why were they their? My plane came from Germany. That's it. Me to Officer "YOu know our plane boarded BEFORE the incident in central Munich?" Officer "I am well aware of that."

Okay Sherlock Vader. You just made a new enemy. I have blond hair and blue eyes, clearly suspicious from Germany.

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It's lower than a secondary concern. Appearances to appease the great unwashed is all they care about.

7/25/2016 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought anyone could use any bathroom .....

7/25/2016 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safety issue, Deano, Deano, anybody....

7/25/2016 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the C.O. Book? Would that be the commander not so bright would of put that in there and approved it! Exempt staff even there really needs to retire how stupid can you be??

7/25/2016 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the boy officer feels like a girl officer that day it would be just fine.

7/25/2016 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man has CPD turned into one big Dork Run Operation fueled by Dimwits. No wonder the crime rate is so high.

7/25/2016 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This cannot be true! is the commander losing his mind again? Maybe he has been there so many years time for a change of venue! He has done some things acting "stupidly" but this really is over the top!

7/25/2016 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having retired from the airport.
Yes, there are some more private washrooms at the airport, but you have to get off you ass and find them. But since they are owned by the airlines and used by the employees, sometime they lack that clean feeling.
It is embarrassing to see a family waiting to use this bathroom while the kids start squirming and then pops out a employee. That looks bad. I might add, the biggest offender seems to be the TSA, not CPD.
Also, I heavy traffic times, it could take 10 to 20 minutes to get to the station.

7/25/2016 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just tell anyone who asks that you are using the washroom you are most "comfortable" in, considering your "gender identity," and that ought to shut them up right there.

7/25/2016 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 5:02, GFY. CPD has nothing to do with what happens in terminal five, it was a customs or DHS officer Darth Observant One. And there is no harassment, read your ticket and agreement, you agree to any searches and checks of your identification at any point of travel. Next time float over in your VW Beetle troll.

7/25/2016 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outdoor Roll calls were suspended right after Dallas. I'd requested one for a location that border two beats where a (very rare) shooting had occurred. It was approved and we were getting ready to announce it with a neighborhood get together honoring our police officers afterwards when we got word that 35th street put out a directive -- No Outdoor Roll Calls -- based on Dallas. Planning something different now.

--- Friend of CPD

7/25/2016 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turning your back to the public, especially at the urinal while armed is never a good idea.
Anyone feel uncomfortable even when OD, when joe comes up behind in a pack of four ?
Do you think a band of radical islamic jihadis ever walk around an airport looking for the some opportunity?

I can believe the CO Book story...had to be in response to a citizen complaint, suggested by a shaky Exempts family member, authenticated by a lameduck Commander, typed up during Administrative OT and all the while never given a second thought about officer safety.

Yes, the clout-given are clueless and the order will be revised in 4-6 weeks.
Please stand by and hold it until such command is given to release the sphincter.

7/25/2016 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO HELMETS! at police protests

7/25/2016 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah that was me who posted it. Whats wrong with using the words "poo-poo", "shit", and "poopie"? It seems appropriate.

7/25/2016 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BULLSHIT alert! CPD is never there asking for passports. We have nothing to do with that area and NEVER are there. Next time read whats on the uniform nitwit. "Immigration and Customs" or CBP , which means "customs border patrol" isnt CPD, which mean "Chicago Police".

""" Anonymous said...

I was hassled by CPD at O'Hare on Friday. They were camped en masse just outside the immigration entry point in the International Terminal. That is the area where you get your bag and recheck it, or take it to customs.

A giant in full armor plates and shock helmet demanded my passport.

Excuse me? Americans are not required to carry identification or travel papers. This is not Apartheid. You clear the Fed entry point, that's it without a court hearing.

These people were in the most secure area outside of a prison. All passengers were searched, stripped, x-rayed, and ID checked several times per US requirements before boarding, were hearded into a secure federal holding area, and cleared. Now, after a 9hour flight are confronted with goons with guns.

Hey. That's a 100% way to guarantee my 'no cooperation' face. No matter how hard they want to kick it in. You just harassed me.

So why were they their? My plane came from Germany. That's it. Me to Officer "YOu know our plane boarded BEFORE the incident in central Munich?" Officer "I am well aware of that."

Okay Sherlock Vader. You just made a new enemy. I have blond hair and blue eyes, clearly suspicious from Germany.

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM""""

7/25/2016 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Tommy step up, you cannot allow this put on your bold shirt don't be scared to speak up Tommy!

7/25/2016 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I now believe what has been posted here for years that the bosses don't know shit!!

So if a blue shirt needs to shit and hangs the duty belt on the door and some shithead steals his/her shit,then the officer will be in deep shit all started by bosses who don't know shit!? All I can say to this is Holy Shit...

Scott..

7/25/2016 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hassled by CPD at O'Hare on Friday. They were camped en masse just outside the immigration entry point in the International Terminal. That is the area where you get your bag and recheck it, or take it to customs.

A giant in full armor plates and shock helmet demanded my passport.

Excuse me? Americans are not required to carry identification or travel papers. This is not Apartheid. You clear the Fed entry point, that's it without a court hearing.

These people were in the most secure area outside of a prison. All passengers were searched, stripped, x-rayed, and ID checked several times per US requirements before boarding, were hearded into a secure federal holding area, and cleared. Now, after a 9hour flight are confronted with goons with guns.

Hey. That's a 100% way to guarantee my 'no cooperation' face. No matter how hard they want to kick it in. You just harassed me.

So why were they their? My plane came from Germany. That's it. Me to Officer "YOu know our plane boarded BEFORE the incident in central Munich?" Officer "I am well aware of that."

Okay Sherlock Vader. You just made a new enemy. I have blond hair and blue eyes, clearly suspicious from Germany.

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM


Bullshit. Go away liberal BLM ACLU troll.

7/25/2016 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - Hey Scc. I'm all for the Not Working the voluntary specials that the FOP have listed. I think we better all show solidarity on this one least we be ass out come contract time. If we don't show solidarity on this one WE WILL BE ASS OUT come negotiation's. So count me as one legitimate Vote Of NO I will not work labor day weekend. If you can put up a vote meter let's all vote then measure the No vote's versus those who actually work come that weekend. If anything we will no where we stand union wise and strength wise. The city is going to know one way or the other so let's all be in on it. One weekend of no special employ is not gonna break those of you who really need it. THINK ABOUT THE END GAME!!

7/25/2016 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC ... it's not the coppers that the airport authorities are trying to keep out of the family bathrooms, it's the contract employees that think the family restroom is a break room to eat and smoke in. Coppers shouldn't be hassled for using the family restrooms. Most of the airport terminal managers respect the CPD too much to be that petty.

Be safe everyone
Not a cop , just an O'Hare Manager

7/25/2016 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
I was hassled by CPD at O'Hare on Friday. They were camped en masse just outside the immigration entry point in the International Terminal. That is the area where you get your bag and recheck it, or take it to customs.

A giant in full armor plates and shock helmet demanded my passport.

Excuse me? Americans are not required to carry identification or travel papers. This is not Apartheid. You clear the Fed entry point, that's it without a court hearing.

These people were in the most secure area outside of a prison. All passengers were searched, stripped, x-rayed, and ID checked several times per US requirements before boarding, were hearded into a secure federal holding area, and cleared. Now, after a 9hour flight are confronted with goons with guns.

Hey. That's a 100% way to guarantee my 'no cooperation' face. No matter how hard they want to kick it in. You just harassed me.

So why were they their? My plane came from Germany. That's it. Me to Officer "YOu know our plane boarded BEFORE the incident in central Munich?" Officer "I am well aware of that."

Okay Sherlock Vader. You just made a new enemy. I have blond hair and blue eyes, clearly suspicious from Germany.

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM.

Nobody on here wants to hear your bleating. Save it for your wife. The officers were there for your safety.

7/25/2016 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was in 011 and LT JA(aka jam you up johnnie Andrews) was out on a smoke break or, out trying to jam up a copper. I used to sneak in and use the WC restroom and leave him a present. If it is good enough for him to use then it is good enough for me to use.

P.S. JA, you were a bully boss!

7/25/2016 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC ... it's not the coppers that the airport authorities are trying to keep out of the family bathrooms, it's the contract employees that think the family restroom is a break room to eat and smoke in. Coppers shouldn't be hassled for using the family restrooms. Most of the airport terminal managers respect the CPD too much to be that petty.

Be safe everyone
Not a cop , just an O'Hare Manager

7/25/2016 02:50:00 PM
Agreed maybe you need to talk to "I have no idea why I'm here" Tommy notsobright he is no leader time for you to resign Tommy!

7/25/2016 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The letter was addressed to airport employees, not the police.

7/25/2016 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the other workers of the airports. Not CPD. We get blamed for everything.

7/25/2016 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


It wasn't from the police department. That was from the aviation department to ALL airport employees. However it's still ridiculous!!!

7/25/2016 12:34:00 AM

So, now we're kowtowing to those who feel our presence is intimidating to children???

7/25/2016 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget the bathrooms.
Ohare needs a laundromat and a box of OxyClean for some of those grayish white supervisors shirts and tri-colored blue shirts.
And an ironer smoother too.

7/25/2016 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


I was hassled by CPD at O'Hare on Friday. They were camped en masse just outside the immigration entry point in the International Terminal. That is the area where you get your bag and recheck it, or take it to customs.

A giant in full armor plates and shock helmet demanded my passport.

Excuse me? Americans are not required to carry identification or travel papers. This is not Apartheid. You clear the Fed entry point, that's it without a court hearing.

These people were in the most secure area outside of a prison. All passengers were searched, stripped, x-rayed, and ID checked several times per US requirements before boarding, were hearded into a secure federal holding area, and cleared. Now, after a 9hour flight are confronted with goons with guns.

Hey. That's a 100% way to guarantee my 'no cooperation' face. No matter how hard they want to kick it in. You just harassed me.

So why were they their? My plane came from Germany. That's it. Me to Officer "YOu know our plane boarded BEFORE the incident in central Munich?" Officer "I am well aware of that."

Okay Sherlock Vader. You just made a new enemy. I have blond hair and blue eyes, clearly suspicious from Germany.

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM


Bullshit. Go away liberal BLM ACLU troll.

7/25/2016 01:55:00 PM

Okay, you were tired.
It was a long wait and Germany's security is tight.
Then, you had a long flight and there were a couple of crying babies onboard.
And then, taxi time and wait time for a gate and disembarking with all that overhead luggage and mama's cookies in boxes and what-have-you. Filling out the onboard customs documents added to the stress.
Then the long walk, the inbound customs lines, the scrutiny from the agents and the security folks checking you out...
I get that you felt stressed, but those GOONS you're complaining about exist to keep people safe. You have no idea what other threats had occurred, what intel they had, what heightened alert was in place.
You were inconvenienced because someone wanted to see your passport? Well, every victim of terrorism in and out of this country has been WAY more inconvenienced than you were in those last minutes of your return to this incredible country. Please just get over yourself. It truly isn't all about you; it's all about EVERYONE and EVERYONE's safety and security. (We don't give a damn if you're blonde and blue-eyed, by the way, but we do care if you resemble someone we're on the lookout for.) Those GOONS would put themselves between you and a bomb, even as ungrateful as you are, so maybe you could take a deep breath and contemplate how petty you're being.

7/25/2016 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was hassled by CPD at O'Hare on Friday..."

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM

Bullshit.

You one of the small crew of "Communists from Chicago" -- as UK's Daily Mail called them -- who knocked this out to kill time while waiting for your flight to Cleveland to demonstrate at RNC, and whom I just saw waving the exact same signs at DNC?

Seems to me that I've read this screechy, brittle, hysterical, cliche-ridden style somewhere before. Hmm?

7/25/2016 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have they taken an official statement from these 3 special lieutenants yet? So when the investigation shows they cheated they can also be hit with a rule 14. It has been shown that it is statistically impossible for these 3 to have scored so high. The new affirmative action.

7/25/2016 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:02am
Next time u visit your shrink please have your medication adjusted, nobody here wants to listen to your whinney ass.

7/25/2016 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe our new DOA Commissioner can finally prod ballerina boy to arm the already trained & certified Aviation Police instead of worrying which restroom is occupied by employees. She came from DC Airport Authority which of course has a basketful of Federal Agents traveling thru as well as their own Airport Police.

Retired .38spl +P

7/26/2016 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the airport crybaby:

CPD doesn't work the area you say you were in. CPD doesn't dress the way you say you saw them dressed. No one was stripped, unless airport security has changed drastically in the last few months. Are we stripping everyone now? I must've missed that memo. Apartheid doesn't mean what you think it means. It has nothing to do with showing your papers. It's generally pretty easy to tell if people are black or white without looking at their passport. Your inability to understand this goes well with your poor grammar. Also, American or not, you ARE required to carry identification and travel papers IN THE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL TERMINAL OF A FUCKING AIRPORT. When and where have you traveled internationally without identification? Your "no cooperation face" has no effect on anyone, so you can stick with your normal bitch face in the future. I'm sure whatever officer of whatever department you dealt with doesn't give one single fuck that he now has you as an enemy. I'm sure you already were an enemy of all law enforcement, based on how you presented yourself here. You really should read all those fancy signs and papers when choosing to travel internationally, so you can educate yourself. People who complain about being "harassed" because an authority figure asked them to comply with some harmless, often necessary, request, are the type who deserve to have their faces kicked in. You weren't singled out for "harassment" because of your blonde hair and blue eyes. You were asked for your passport because of where you were, and when you were there, not because of who you are. Get over yourself and realize why we have all that security at airports, particularly in the international terminal. Your problems mean nothing to anyone, so you shouldn't bother crying, least of all on a police blog. Go post on your socialist forums if you want people to cry for this "injustice" you experienced. We're all just laughing at you here. If any of this actually happened, which isn't very likely, you were the problem in this scenario. You are an idiot.

7/26/2016 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""SCC ... it's not the coppers that the airport authorities are trying to keep out of the family bathrooms, it's the contract employees that think the family restroom is a break room to eat and smoke in. Coppers shouldn't be hassled for using the family restrooms. Most of the airport terminal managers respect the CPD too much to be that petty.

Be safe everyone
Not a cop , just an O'Hare Manager""

Nope. Your wrong. Some Aviation Boss called 050 and complained and 050 wrote this shit, no pun intended, into an order and pasted it into our C/O book, where it was read at roll calls. Does that sound like an accident to you? So the ones who are going to save your ass's, again no pun, arent allowed to crap in a secure spot, and instead have to take a dump leaving those same weapons we will use to save your butt out in the open for any nut job to grab.

You cant make this shit up. Guys dont think that when you get 28+ years and make it out there that they will treat you any more like a human being then they do on the street.

7/26/2016 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain O'B where are you? We are being treated like red hair step children. 1st Watch B.K.

7/26/2016 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy moly, clout your way to O'Hare, then beef about where to take a crap. If you don't know what to do with your gun while shitting, maybe a different job is in order for you. A whole thread on this blog about taking a dump while working.Jeez.

And BTW, if you think you have a bad commander at the airport, you have really been away from the real world of the CPD for way too long.

7/26/2016 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the homeless , sleeping in and outside Polise Stations . Terrorism , blm hate the police and could strike at any time .
Time for real station security , if necessary hire civilian security guards like 911 , they require photo ID to enter any police facility .
FOP better negotiate a contract that eliminates half the calls we now respond to Mentals , parents want kids , baby daddy , baby mama etc out of the house , no crime committed , no police . Get the information on the telephone , will you sign complaints, if they say yes and police determine no crime committed lock up the caller . Let these people learn to solve their own family , mentally ill problems .

7/26/2016 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""Holy moly, clout your way to O'Hare, then beef about where to take a crap. If you don't know what to do with your gun while shitting, maybe a different job is in order for you. A whole thread on this blog about taking a dump while working.Jeez.

And BTW, if you think you have a bad commander at the airport, you have really been away from the real world of the CPD for way too long.""

1/2 of us have seen more of the "real world" then you ever have junior.

And nobody was beefing about the CO. Who is a nice guy.

7/27/2016 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay Sherlock Vader. You just made a new enemy. I have blond hair and blue eyes, clearly suspicious from Germany.

7/25/2016 05:02:00 AM


Why don't you get your ass back to Germany where it has become DoucheLand with all the people being massacred left and right!

Traveled 100 times to and fro. CPD is no where in customs and never asks for Ausweise.

7/27/2016 11:35:00 AM  

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