Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
I don't get it.
I don't think ALL poultry is banned.It's just FROZEN poultry.Maybe a silhouette of a chicken standing in a freezer?
But Vaudun lives matter!
It is just as effective as the No Guns Allowed sign.
See someone getting violated or robbed and continue to doing iPhone shit... Dats CTA
Do you mean live or frozen?The frozen ones do more damage.
I saw that sign on an office at HQ. some new Deputy I think.
His last mugshot went viral, that was when he was going to blow up a bus.http://i.huffpost.com/gen/934359/images/o-CALEB-RUSSELL-CHICAGO-MAN-CTA-BOMB-THREAT-facebook.jpgCTA should arm drivers with Prozac darts.....
My crazy uncle has a pet chicken. Does this mean he can't take it on the bus anymore?
There is another similar one with hands around the chicken's throat. They don't pay attention to that one either.
Of course the chicken is black. Racist!
Isn't there already a sign stating "choking your chicken is prohibited ?
How about a sign for democratic presidential candidate to not cause a hazmat and dumping toilet waste from your campaign bus into city sewer system:http://www.cbs46.com/story/33418363/witness-clinton-forward-together-tour-bus-dumps-human-waste-into-storm-drainGee wonder how much was the fine? cost of clean-up? Was the bill paid?
Next is turkey...then ostrich!! With no end in sight...
Does it make a difference if it's a hen or a rooster?
Sad state of affairs. If Hillrod wins kiss your 2nd Amendment RIGHTS away. She will have you armed with frozen chickens, and God forbid you use that chicken. Once you retire and just happen to own a M4 style carbine, you now have 60 days to vacate it from this communist run city and get out of Dodge.Thank you for your service and now get out of our gun free city. The frozen chicken police will now protect you.
Dangerous weapon- Other- Chicken.
That;s the BEST likeness of rhambo that I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that chicken loaded?
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get on the Red Line.Hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.
Anonymous Anonymous said...I don't get it.10/19/2016 12:11:00 AMhttp://wgntv.com/2016/10/18/man-charged-after-beating-cta-driver-passenger-with-bag-of-frozen-chicken/The article...
Does that mean I don't have to navigate around discarded chicken wing bones anymore?
It's official! Chicago is third world city.
(OT) you have to like how the media polls anti-Trump the difference is Trump voters will be out in force like what happened in Britain the brexit vote had them losing they won overwhelming but then again with the dishonest media and cheating democratic operatives noted for stealing elections it is anyone's guess! Please vote pro police Trump, if not be happy with the crime wave more than ever! God bless police throughout this once great country!
Shouldn't their be a cooling off period of 24 hours to buy frozen chicken?
If he waited until it melted, would the Salmonella threat qualify as risk of grave bodily harm?
Frozen chicken is not on the new use of force chart.
Welcome to the third world ... Chicago
#Butterball lives matter
Vote Trump !
Can I secure my poultry to the bike rack on the front of the bus?
if Hillary wins (and it like it will happen), after the election, don't walk, run to the gun store of your choice, and buy the weapon(s) of your choice, along with sufficient amounts of ammunition....
But the chicken doesn't have his hands up!!!!!!!
As a Chicago resident for over 50 years, I am aware we are one of the most corrupt cities in the United States, and until a few days ago, I was under the impression it was a old man Daley and the stuttering prick son's doing, then followed by four fingered fool and the OBAMA bin Laddin legacy but I am beginning to think it's far, far deeper than that Nationwide. In the words of SCC, unfucking fucking fucking believable.
Our evening began in Peter Seychelle's comfortable studyIn his new york townhouseWhere the candle light was just rightThe hi-fi was in the backgroundAnd the wine was deliciousWhat's the secret, Peter?Naturally, I'll say it's the wineMmm, it does go well with the chickenDelicious again, Peter
Forget the Chicken. Go Cubbies!
Sad state of affairs. If Hillrod wins kiss your 2nd Amendment RIGHTS away. She will have you armed with frozen chickens, and God forbid you use that chicken. Once you retire and just happen to own a M4 style carbine, you now have 60 days to vacate it from this communist run city and get out of Dodge.Thank you for your service and now get out of our gun free city. The frozen chicken police will now protect you.Are you kidding? Those frozen birds are great! They appear very useful. Not to mention, you don't need a permit to buy one. Also, you can use a frozen Cornish game hen to throw at a bad guys gun and knock it out of his or her hand!
A fowl state we have come to, indeed; a poultry offense to some, yet to other turkeys this is a cold goose of the social pecking order. Am certain someone will be raven about this. We should not egg him on!
Anonymous said...A fowl state we have come to, indeed; a poultry offense to some, yet to other turkeys this is a cold goose of the social pecking order. Am certain someone will be raven about this. We should not egg him on!10/19/2016 09:49:00 PMOwl get back to you on this.
Anonymous said...Why did the chicken cross the road?To get on the Red Line.Hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.10/19/2016 10:08:00 AM Still smiling at this one.
Damn Amish hens!
I ride this bus Aviary day!
SCC, Toucan play at this game.
Not at all Emusimg!
Quit Ostrichizing the frozen bird!
Why didn't the driver Duck?
that sign will never make its way to north halsted
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