Wednesday, October 19, 2016

New CTA Signage

We'll just leave this here:


Good luck riders.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

10/19/2016 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think ALL poultry is banned.
It's just FROZEN poultry.
Maybe a silhouette of a chicken standing in a freezer?

10/19/2016 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Vaudun lives matter!

10/19/2016 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is just as effective as the No Guns Allowed sign.

10/19/2016 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See someone getting violated or robbed and continue to doing iPhone shit... Dats CTA

10/19/2016 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you mean live or frozen?
The frozen ones do more damage.

10/19/2016 03:21:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

I saw that sign on an office at HQ. some new Deputy I think.

10/19/2016 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His last mugshot went viral, that was when he was going to blow up a bus.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/934359/images/o-CALEB-RUSSELL-CHICAGO-MAN-CTA-BOMB-THREAT-facebook.jpg

CTA should arm drivers with Prozac darts.....

10/19/2016 05:45:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

My crazy uncle has a pet chicken. Does this mean he can't take it on the bus anymore?

10/19/2016 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is another similar one with hands around the chicken's throat. They don't pay attention to that one either.

10/19/2016 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course the chicken is black. Racist!

10/19/2016 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't there already a sign stating "choking your chicken is prohibited ?

10/19/2016 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a sign for democratic presidential candidate to not cause a hazmat and dumping toilet waste from your campaign bus into city sewer system:

http://www.cbs46.com/story/33418363/witness-clinton-forward-together-tour-bus-dumps-human-waste-into-storm-drain

Gee wonder how much was the fine? cost of clean-up? Was the bill paid?

10/19/2016 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO !!!!!

10/19/2016 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next is turkey...then ostrich!! With no end in sight...

10/19/2016 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it make a difference if it's a hen or a rooster?

10/19/2016 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad state of affairs. If Hillrod wins kiss your 2nd Amendment RIGHTS away. She will have you armed with frozen chickens, and God forbid you use that chicken. Once you retire and just happen to own a M4 style carbine, you now have 60 days to vacate it from this communist run city and get out of Dodge.Thank you for your service and now get out of our gun free city. The frozen chicken police will now protect you.

10/19/2016 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dangerous weapon- Other- Chicken.

10/19/2016 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



That;s the BEST likeness of rhambo that I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/19/2016 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that chicken loaded?

10/19/2016 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the Red Line.

Hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.

10/19/2016 10:08:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't get it.

10/19/2016 12:11:00 AM


http://wgntv.com/2016/10/18/man-charged-after-beating-cta-driver-passenger-with-bag-of-frozen-chicken/

The article...

10/19/2016 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean I don't have to navigate around discarded chicken wing bones anymore?

10/19/2016 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's official! Chicago is third world city.

10/19/2016 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) you have to like how the media polls anti-Trump the difference is Trump voters will be out in force like what happened in Britain the brexit vote had them losing they won overwhelming but then again with the dishonest media and cheating democratic operatives noted for stealing elections it is anyone's guess! Please vote pro police Trump, if not be happy with the crime wave more than ever! God bless police throughout this once great country!

10/19/2016 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't their be a cooling off period of 24 hours to buy frozen chicken?

10/19/2016 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he waited until it melted, would the Salmonella threat qualify as risk of grave bodily harm?

10/19/2016 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frozen chicken is not on the new use of force chart.

10/19/2016 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to the third world ... Chicago

10/19/2016 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Frank Perdue said...

#Butterball lives matter

10/19/2016 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote Trump !

10/19/2016 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I secure my poultry to the bike rack on the front of the bus?

10/19/2016 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if Hillary wins (and it like it will happen), after the election, don't walk, run to the gun store of your choice, and buy the weapon(s) of your choice, along with sufficient amounts of ammunition....

10/19/2016 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



But the chicken doesn't have his hands up!!!!!!!

10/19/2016 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Chicago resident for over 50 years, I am aware we are one of the most corrupt cities in the United States, and until a few days ago, I was under the impression it was a old man Daley and the stuttering prick son's doing, then followed by four fingered fool and the OBAMA bin Laddin legacy but I am beginning to think it's far, far deeper than that Nationwide. In the words of SCC, unfucking fucking fucking believable.

10/19/2016 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our evening began in Peter Seychelle's comfortable study
In his new york townhouse
Where the candle light was just right
The hi-fi was in the background
And the wine was delicious

What's the secret, Peter?
Naturally, I'll say it's the wine
Mmm, it does go well with the chicken
Delicious again, Peter

10/19/2016 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget the Chicken. Go Cubbies!

10/19/2016 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad state of affairs. If Hillrod wins kiss your 2nd Amendment RIGHTS away. She will have you armed with frozen chickens, and God forbid you use that chicken. Once you retire and just happen to own a M4 style carbine, you now have 60 days to vacate it from this communist run city and get out of Dodge.Thank you for your service and now get out of our gun free city. The frozen chicken police will now protect you.



Are you kidding? Those frozen birds are great! They appear very useful. Not to mention, you don't need a permit to buy one. Also, you can use a frozen Cornish game hen to throw at a bad guys gun and knock it out of his or her hand!

10/19/2016 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fowl state we have come to, indeed; a poultry offense to some, yet to other turkeys this is a cold goose of the social pecking order. Am certain someone will be raven about this. We should not egg him on!

10/19/2016 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A fowl state we have come to, indeed; a poultry offense to some, yet to other turkeys this is a cold goose of the social pecking order. Am certain someone will be raven about this. We should not egg him on!

10/19/2016 09:49:00 PM

Owl get back to you on this.

10/19/2016 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the Red Line.

Hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.
10/19/2016 10:08:00 AM

Still smiling at this one.

10/20/2016 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Amish hens!

10/20/2016 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ride this bus Aviary day!

10/20/2016 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Toucan play at this game.

10/20/2016 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not at all Emusimg!

10/20/2016 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit Ostrichizing the frozen bird!

10/20/2016 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn't the driver Duck?

10/20/2016 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that sign will never make its way to north halsted

10/23/2016 02:02:00 AM  

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