Like a Cheetah!
- On his way to a press conference Friday evening, Chicago Police Supt. Eddie Johnson helped officers arrest three carjacking suspects on the West Side, authorities said.
Johnson was headed to a 9:30 p.m. press conference in the South Austin neighborhood to discuss the department’s anti-violence initiatives this weekend, according to police spokesman [...].
While on his way, he came across a stolen car being pursued by police and helped officers arrest three people when it crashed near Quincy Street and Laramie Avenue. The Lexus sedan had been stolen in Cicero....
After ensuring that ISR's and TRR's were completed, Special Ed suspended everyone on scene.
But we're telling you - like a freaking cheetah!
But we're telling you - like a freaking cheetah!
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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To the 2 year wonders who chased a stolen car 🚗 I hope you have Xmas stashed somewhere now that special Ed suspended you.
If Special Ed participated in the chase, will he have to suspend himself?
Or is he covered by the clouted clown exception to the rules for Chicago Police Department?
who has the court??
hahahahahahahahaha I had a really good laugh at this one. Tnks scc you made my day..
Oh so he violated the chase policy. Lead by example huh special ed.
The Superintendent's job is to come up with strategies and policy's for all of us to catch criminal.
OT but a good read by a liberal Who basically says the BS that happened in Ferguson is why she -- and a lot of other democrats-- voted for Trump.
https://theliberalconservativeoutlook.wordpress.com/2016/11/12/how-obama-voters-ultimately-chose-trump-for-many-of-us-it-began-in-ferguson/
Judging by the size of his girth the only think Eddie the stripper chases is a steak dinner or Wheezie around the bed.
Put him in Box #1. Give him the court.
I bet the only reason why he was even on scene was to fuck the coppers who initiated the chase. Picking on those poor misguided future activists for practicing to be nascar drivers....
Eddie wasn't driving was he? And if not, does this mean his driver will be stripped for chasing? Are their applications for the next supe driver?
Johnson, it's what your gonna get for chasing....
The fact the press did not mention if Ed called jamal green to get permission to chase deeply concerns me.....
Biggest question left unanswered is, was his body camera on and functioning properly! I demand to see the footage! I smell a conspiracy if it "magically didn't turn on......."
My hero! NOT!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Did BLM give the OK to pursue? I smell money for those car theifs..... LOVEY!!!!!!!!!!!
"clouted clown exception" got to love that one!!!!!!
Like a cheetah!
Do we have to picture special Ed in his short shorts?
There should have been an anti violence initiative during the summer when it was warm. The animals tend to stay in there holes when it's cold.
Phat Phil would pull stunts like this every so often to bullshit the weaker minded kids.
The only thing Eddie the stripper did was turn on the emergency lights in his black SUV.
And that gets him an assist. I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH LAUGHING SO HARD.
The rest of Department would just chalk it up as normal everyday work.
But OUR fearless leader has it published in two papers and 4 television stations.
let's make him look like working police. Give me a break. I have honorable mentions
from 25 years ago that read better but got no press.
Now let's not forget it will all get knocked down to Criminal Tresspass to vehicle when the
real States Attorney office reviews it. And the offenders will become leaders of the community.
That's as believable as fat Phil chasing down a guy who didn't pay his bar tab. Bullshit!
Regardless of the outstanding police work done by the officers, WHO THE FUCK HOLDS A PRESS CONFERENCE AT 9:30 P.M.?????
Unless it's a breaking news/heater case, does he seriously think anyone wants to hear his bullshit crime strategies for the weekend? Must be a wesside thang.
He showed up on the scene,relax everyone
I sure hope it was an aggravated vehicular hijacking and not just a hot car. Oh the tangled webs that we weave......
Odds are he wouldn't know what reports were required to complete the investigation unless of course some one furnished him the answers...#blmerit
Surely the multi-prong balance test was implemented before engaging in that traffic pursuit.
Anyone monitoring the air have any Double Standard stories others may utilize in future Departamental proceedings?
ASA approval pending?
https://theliberalconservativeoutlook.wordpress.com/2016/11/12/how-obama-voters-ultimately-chose-trump-for-many-of-us-it-began-in-ferguson/
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Whoever posted thanks good read
Will Noble Ed give Black Lies Matter the next promotional test answers?
Judging by the size of his girth the only think Eddie the stripper chases is a steak dinner or Wheezie around the bed.
Gross!
Let's see him show up at court and testifies his arrest. Carjacking - court would be next Friday, let's see if he goes to court.
I thought it read.... Like a cheater
(OT) all of the sudden this rat who backed away from Trump thinks he speaks for Trump hey former speaker ryan your saying we, when you fled President trump it was me your toast no deportations? Trump makes a promise kid he keeps it:
Ryan: 'We are not planning on erecting a deportation force'
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/13/politics/paul-ryan-donald-trump-obamacare-deportation-force/index.html
Ask them to leave first and if they do they are welcomed to reapply and obtain citizenship as long as they pledge to the only flag that matters our flag, speak English only. If they refuse and are deported no more entry into this country ever if they have to be deported through other means! What part ryan of criminal legal behavior do you not understand? Wait Ryan your in Wisconsin the great sheriff David Clarke is in Milwaukee take your ass over and talk to him he can school you otherwise stfu traitor!
OT - I heard that Trump bought lunch for all the coppers dealing with the protesters.
Yeah,just like Cline "running" up the stairs in the jets on new Years Eve.
Is he going to be a witness on the IOD's?
Like a cheater? Oh...cheetah. My mistake.
OT:
Vicious Zeke Emanuel just started screaming insanely at Maria Bartiromo about the cost of Obamacare. These people can't discuss things in a civil tone.
Obama, Daleys, Emanuels, Hillary.......think of all this garbage that has come out of Chicago and what damage they've done to our nation.
Think about it. All set in motion by Daley I becoming mayor in 1955.
Can you chase if you suspect the driver is D.U.I.? Lol. It's a stretch, but ...
I hope you are kidding about suspension .
Lets face it, The Special Ed is a marvel of law enforcement. Maybe Trump will make him the new FBI Director. The Cheetah, that's a code name for Special Ed.
FOIA his body cam footage.... Oh, wait, he didn't have one...
OT -- Still rolling. Some of the genuinely ignorant think that Trump can somehow be "repealed" if they chant long enough, but the professional crazies live for disorder.
'Kill the police!' Anti-Trump protesters chant death threats at cops in Indianapolis, and demonstrators are tear-gassed in Portland as tens of thousands take to the street nationwide for fourth night of violence
* Police in Portland used flash grenades to control crowds who threw burning road flares at them
* Dozens were arrested in the Oregon city on the fourth night of violent protests since Trump's election win
* In Los Angeles, 8000 people took to the streets and angry crowds blocked the Las Vegas strip too
* Other rallies took place in Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Washington DC, New York and Phoenix
* Michael Moore called on Donald Trump to step down as President-elect during protests in New York
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3931214/Police-attacked-rocks-bottles-anti-Trump-protests.html
Just trying to have some street cred with the working coppers. The bigger question did he get permission from jamal green and that black lies matter crew? Not that many years ago eddie was "the police" now he is like a man who has the puppet strings everywhere, a man who even went to the "bargain basement" to allow his girl and he friends to steal the lieutenants promotion by cheating typical democrat as President Trump correctly sates "rigged!"
Boss it is not worth your health deteriorating and selling your sell to the panderers who pander to people in society that take and not give, the urban terrorists who block streets and eddie if you are for "law and order" and adhere to your oath you will order them arrested as it is a crime what they do without required permits.
Let me break it down for you ed, friends had a couple of garage sales then they had to get a permit for a simple garage sale but your allowing millions in police manpower to be wasted letting these criminals march whenever they want to? This must be stopped if your not up to the job (which you apparently are not) resign today it will be the best thing you have ever done!
Actor out of Work, I'm impresses!
A big fat ineffective pandering cheetah with no testicles.
Seriously, Trump wins and only 3 homicides this weekend, see, we told ya so.
Trump to Support Nationwide Concealed Carry:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/673c8f21-1017-34c7-9c2e-3017ac74ae4b/trump-to-support-nationwide.html
This should help keep car jacking down.
Who is going to put him in for an award?
I was chasing a shoplifter last week and Well Fed Ed (sorry, can't use Special) appeared as if by magic from the shadows. He leapt over a CTA bus and surprised the would be thief by landing in front of him. The lad was so overwhelmed he dropped to his knees and asked forgiveness which Ed did by placing his hand upon the boys forehead.
It was magic I tell you. He is like a super hero only better. I mean, all you have to do is look in his eyes and you can see it, you know, once you get past the belly. You all see it too, right? It can't just be me and my partner.
Homicide @ Madison & Cicero last night. So much for the violence reduction mission with "No Goodie" running the show there. Nearly 30 individuals shot or killed since Friday. Just another cold night in Chicago. Next summer they should start running out of targets?
Special Ed, the Real Police!
Getting Praise for something beat cops do everyday... way to stroke your ego, did you go to the station afterwards and do the chase paperwork or have your minions beat Sgt do it for you..
Believe it or not, due to the way the article was worded and it's brevity, people on the trib comment board actually think he was INVOLVED on a police level.
I wish I had invested in Kool-Aide when I was young.
Well the department is doing it again. In October they asked for merit nominations for detective. Now they are asking for nominations for Sgt. As usual they will make a class of detectives. Then a month or two later they will make Sgts. And as usual they will pull people out of the detective class who are now making Sgt. And as usual this will screw up people taking spots off the list for guys waiting on the dics list. Why don't they do it the other way around? Promote sgts first then detectives??? Is that too hard to do?
Omg, can the BS get any deeper. I'll bet he was in route to hang out with the BLM when all this went down and he showed up on seen and had them throw him on the paper in an attempt to woo and aww the masses. Super Man saves the day!
It's getting to the point every time I see a white shirt of any rank, I instantly recoil in suspicion and disgust. I see cucks, cheaters, liars, thieves, people that we have to pretend are supervisors when they should never have been police officers in the first place. Oh and let's not forget the ones who harp on minor uniform details because as we all know, a boss that nitpicks minor shit does that because they have no clue how to do anything else about their job. In other words, overpromoted.
There are maybe 1 in 10 "supervisors" I can tolerate, or that are friendly and genuinely concerned with the well-being of their guys. The rest, please go cry to your clout or each other about how these blue shirts are lazy and stupid and can't be supervised unless they're new scared PPOs.
Leave us alone. We do our jobs. Unless you got a real beef with us, you got nothing to say. We do not exist to make you look good to each other.
O.T.
This upcoming contract is going to be very important. Although I believe the pieces are already in place for the city with Dean, (thanks assholes who voted for him), we still might have a chance a must put up a fight. This will be the most important contract in cpd history with the ongoing war on police currently. I've heard the city will offer a nice raise in exchange for discipline provisions. Don't fall for it. But after seeing coppers jumping over each other for the retro check, I don't hold much faith in you guys showing restraint. Do you think the city would put Residency on the table? Now that would be a game changer. Our neighborhoods are lost or are under attack. Adios MG. for sale, 20 & out.
Participating in a chase? I am greatly concerned.
This was funny and worth a re-post;
"Anonymous said...Fox News reporting that Al Sharpton has sixty days to remove his waterbed from the west wing of the White House."
(11/12/2016 10:39:00 PM)
– the ceiling mirror, the extensive Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Pet collection and his My Pillow™ will also have to go.
was his car camera on , did he wear his body cam
probably not , that crap is for the blue shirts
hey ssc I wont name which western dupage suburban police dept but and big thankyou n shout out , this department plans to donate toys and money for children with disabilities at a certain suburban hosp, you wont find special ed or rahm doing something like that they too busy kissing blm butts
big f-ckyou to special ed rahm , Loretta lynch, bo n BLM
Saw a Facebook post that Trump was providing food for officers protecting the streets from protestors around Trump Tower and also in NY. Anyone verify this? Seems like something he'd do--and something the fucking media would never cover. Btw, where is Obama and when is he going to be denouncing this violence?!!
(OT) this is beautiful President trump who throughout his campaign unwavering supports police he feeds the coppers in Chicago working to keep the illegal protesters inline:
http://bluelivesmatter.blue/trump-feeds-officers/
Now eddie come on now these protests are completely illegal without permits! we are a nation of laws now enforce the laws! If you started here in Chicago national news would spread like wildfire and the cowards throughout this country would stand up and stop this nonsense! Years ago during the bulls "protests" we had a real man a real leader like or hate him jimmy maurer got results. For example he we were on 16th and kedzie the animals would not obey the law, maurer pulls up orders coppers off the streets we thought "WTF" is going on, lawbreakers ordered to disperse given 5 minutes the "fuck the police" screams rang out around the corner here comes the gas teams watching the animals scamper away was priceless. With a scared pandering mayor and the lawlessness he lets happen everyday every hour not much hope left unless eddie you man up!
Watched a program on fox news and rahms brother the so called doctor was on explaining the lie known as obama care, he was shut down quickly but kept mumbling just like the ballerina brother!
The most valuable asset we have in Chicago is our drinking water and they let a potential terrorist escape, with the corrupt judges here not surprising. The water plants should be job #1, we have coppers protecting the swamp known as city hall and rahm has what 30+ coppers carting his ass and his family everywhere like royalty. Why not put all those coppers back into districts and take out every swat copper give them a marked police vehicle take home so they can move quickly in an emergency to help us, and why not step up Eddie make swat HQ at the water filtration plant. I have been in that massive structure by navy pier plenty of offices filled by political hacks that would eb great for swat close to downtown, and easy access to lsd and expressways! You give your girl friends and heck even the head of finance for police wilson a take home unmarked police vehicle take these vehicles away from the clouted give them to the people that may 1 day save lives!
Lastly I have been a trump supporter from the start doing things needed and am going to New York Wednesday to meet with his team, told they have a position for me in Chicago proud to say will be happy to help "make Chicago great again!" Btw I just a 9161 patrolman who bleeds Blue and whatever can be done to protect my friends the hard working street coppers will be done! the Trump train is rolling get on-board! God bless our police everywhere, God bless President Donald Trump!
I was one of the officers on scene and when I observed special Ed struggling with the offender, I just stood back and watched and yelled at the offender to stop his actions, I really really tried to de-escalate the situation.
The only Reason he involved himself with this Chase was to avoid arriving on Time at the Austin Community Meeting. Sorry, people for my late arrival, but I on- viewed a Police Pursuit and the Copper in me had to get involved "Gotta back my Guys". So, this 2 hour meeting will be only 30 minutes or Reschedule for next year.
In addition to push ups, the CPD superintendent might want to exercise with push aways.
As in "push away from the damn buffet"
Please but please tell me this is one of those SARCASM articles, and just a joke. Cannot be real, I've seen it all but this is a new fucking low.
Hopefully this Special guy retires by the time my Notice to Report comes in the mail.
Still processing what I just read.
To: Can you chase if you suspect the driver is D.U.I.? Lol. It's a stretch, but ...
How about you read the orders and figure it out.
Paper jumper.
Omg, I'm trying to erase the thought of him chasing the wheeze around the bedposts.
Just heard from off duty cop working a side job at Jewlery store on Michigan Ave saw Rerun buy Weezie a engagement ring, guess Lt cheating scandal is over.
President Trump please replace CPD Chief with Sheriff Clarke!!!
I thought his squeeze was the cheater
I thought his girlfriend was the cheetah
Trump is doing the promised job and rahm advising 311 operations how to violate federal laws and let felons stay:
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/217301509-story
Hope rahm gets locked up you attack police for doing the job but are protecting felons! We are losing 1.4 Billion is federal money rahm because you want to like Clinton violate the law!
So instead of a recovered stolen auto, now you got the victims car totaled. This chase acomplished exactly what justice and police service in the end? absolutely nothing! Nothing!
His Driver is a great Copper from 015. I'm sure that's the only reason they were anywhere close
I sure hope he attempted to descalte the fleeing felons prior to apprehension.
Eddie and wheezy were spotted at the Golden coral in Tinley Park.
11/13/2016 08:50:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought it read.... Like a cheater
11/13/2016 09:13:00 AM
Quite appropriate for Wheezie.
Anonymous said...
Just heard from off duty cop working a side job at Jewlery store on Michigan Ave saw Rerun buy Weezie a engagement ring, guess Lt cheating scandal is over.
11/13/2016 04:38:00 PM
did you ever really think that the investigation was even on or taken seriously ?
To all the police officers who are still upset that Donald Trump was elected to the presidency. Wake up and open your eyes. We finally have a pro-police president.
So he backed up the street coppers, he's an ass. He meets with these domestic terrorists,
He's an ass! He can't win no matter what, nobody in that job can ever win.
I will say there were a lot of coppers who didn't have to stand outside for hours and get berated, or miss family stuff, etc. by these assholes because Eddie sat with them. Eddie took one for the team on that one but nobody is ever happy on this site.
It is right from 9 fingers to not arrest these pukes. Has eddie made some shit moves, absolutely, but if meeting with these assholes kept me away from then, I'll count it as a win
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/217301509-story
Hope rahm gets locked up you attack police for doing the job but are protecting felons! We are losing 1.4 Billion is federal money rahm because you want to like Clinton violate the law!
11/13/2016 06:06:00 PM
So Rahm is going to tell the Federal Government under Trump that he politely declines and we will remain a Sanctuary City?
Uh, we will lose all Federal funding which, I can tell you from experience, we get a lot of. Maybe the Tiny Dancer wants to let the voters decide that.
I am figuring that the black community will feel the impact of that loss the hardest.
So media affairs yells to the high heaven to promote a TALE of a LEADER who believes he still is a warrior but is soft and heartless.
The stories of a BLOATED CLOUTED exempts actually doing anything considered patrol worthy are pure fiction.
The supe can't even walk in his own neighborhood alone! But he does look puffy in his dress blues.
Weezie put your man on a diet many officer don't enjoy the pension long after retirement.
Lmao!! Give me a break wonder if he's going to throw all them hard working coppers under the bus too!! 🤔🤔 guess it will all depend weather his puppet master tells him to do it 😂
Anonymous Anonymous said...
https://theliberalconservativeoutlook.wordpress.com/2016/11/12/how-obama-voters-ultimately-chose-trump-for-many-of-us-it-began-in-ferguson/
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Whoever posted thanks good read
11/13/2016 08:08:00 AM
Glad you found it interesting.
A hatred for the police — not the gangs — has existed here for decades. Don’t let Black Lives Matter fool you; there’s nothing original about anti-police hate. BLM is just the snapchat version of Rep. Bobby Rush’s original Black Panther Party.(Kelly, 2016)
The whole article is worth reading!!
http://www.newsmax.com/WilliamKelly/black-chicago-panther-Rahm-Emanuel/2016/07/21/id/739827/
I lost all respect for the Superintendent a while back. He can never get back what he lost. Can't wait for a new Mayor and too move away. I'm looking at 8 more years.
So instead of a recovered stolen auto, now you got the victims car totaled. This chase acomplished exactly what justice and police service in the end? absolutely nothing! Nothing!
11/13/2016 06:16:00 PM
Please tell me this was a joke. You were trying to be funny, right?
Have we completely lost our will to do any police work?
""Has eddie made some shit moves, absolutely, but if meeting with these assholes kept me away from then, I'll count it as a win""
Oh use your fucking head. His "meeting with these assholes" ensures you will be dancing with them for the rest of your career.
why isn't fop ,pbpa and all city unions demanding to find out the cost of being a sanctuary city , bet the cost could provide free health insurance for all current and future retirees
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I lost all respect for the Superintendent a while back. He can never get back what he lost. Can't wait for a new Mayor and too move away. I'm looking at 8 more years.
The way things are headed 8 years is as bad, or worse, than a prison sentence.
Cheetah, rat....they're pretty much the same thing, right?
Looks like Lambert Tree material to me, a la wysinger. These fools have no shame!
Anonymous said...
Seriously, Trump wins and only 3 homicides this weekend, see, we told ya so.
11/13/2016 10:40:00 AM
Lol...
And then the local talent racheted-up "La Danse Macabre"
back to it's usual merry tempo?
Seriously...
Chicago is an irredeemable and epic Shit-Show.
Rahm Emanuel... Uhh... Sgt. Markoff
scurries around the parapet propping up the dead
at shooting positions to fool the restive natives
into thinking Chicago, uhh... Ft. Zinderneuf is
still fully manned.
"Laugh you human jackals!
Laugh!"
Shit ain't funny, man...
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