Monday, December 05, 2016

Snowflakes Unite!

OEMC story:
  • Too funny not to share: Last night my friend got a call at the station. The caller was very distraught that Trump would pick a guy named Mad Dog for Secretary of defense. Dead serious. The officer had to explain that it was a nick name, not his real name. This woman from Hyde Park actually called the police! Lol
Anyone have the event number on this call?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

She must not know much about our friends the U.S. Marines, also affectionately called Jarheads.

12/05/2016 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait for Gen. Mattis to run for President next time,

MAD DOG 2020!

I. Cannot remember who I stole this from.

12/05/2016 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If true, goes to show how fucked up in the head the liberals are. But they believe themselves to be superior to others to run the nation and tell others what they should do in life. I only wish more liberals took advantage of the services of Planned Parenthood, the U.S. would be a better place without them.

12/05/2016 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are the best and brightest we have. These people are the ones we need to lead the nation!

12/05/2016 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they instructed her to put her tin foil hat back on too.

12/05/2016 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

I hope the general runs for president in 4 years. He would win a good chunk of the blue states, with a Mad Dog 2020 campaign!

12/05/2016 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupidity has no bounds.

In my loooog career with the Chicago police Department I must have know at least three police officers with the nickname of "Mad Dog".

None ever rose in rank and they might have earned that sobriquet by over aggressiveness. You wouldn't want them to write a report for you but in a fight you would want them at your back.

12/05/2016 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worthless pos drug dealer blasted in Hyde Park in broad day light shooting, robberies and she concerned about a nick name. Plz liberals are stuuuuupit.

12/05/2016 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It probably was Bill Ayers wife!

12/05/2016 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is that surprising they call the police for everything. The other day a call to assist fire, female bus driver having abdominal pains

12/05/2016 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snowflakes unite. Too funny SCC.

12/05/2016 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And make sure the event # reflects a positive community interaction!

12/05/2016 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) read this old police star especially page #2 19 coopers died only 1 broke 60 years old died at 62, wonder what the star are age wise today? Was this due to the rotation of watches early death? Would be interesting study:,%20May%20-%20June.pdf

Bottom line take care of yourselves eat right, exercise go to doctor full blood work, watch blood pressure, get a stress test. When the clouted gold star goofs or other so called bosses talk just smile and know they are poor actors wearing our uniform as a costume 1 look at granny's costume from Seattle says it all!

12/05/2016 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) What democrat runs this great idea:

Making airport PreCheck free could save TSA millions: report

The agency where it costs more money when people pay more money what lunacy! Typically democrat running things.

On another note President Trump "promised" to get rid of the illegal invading criminals, but yet rahm stands with the criminals costing Chicago taxpayers 1.35 Billion yes billion in federal money Trump will withheld. Guess when you have the coat holding valets who are Chicago coppers being paid way out of the pay grade and siphoning the same off the pension your safe from the illegal thugs! Sorry guess not he could not even protect his own son from the robbers err "School counselors" then refuse to prosecute after the heater case thug is arrested! So why should coppers enforce any laws? how can we be so hypoctical when the mayor violates the federal alws and costs the city billions in future payments.

Think that money could be used to shore up police pensions, and give retirees from cpd who labored costing them health detoriation the health care they ened that could easily be funded! Come on rahm follow the law.

Hey rahm what about the "secret" hundreds of millions your spending building a new huge school west end of 008 by 65th and Harlem, if you "follow the law" and remove the illegal invaders we will not need the excess capacity. Wait a gosh darn minute rahm you closed what 58 schools and now want to build more! How about that ugly monstrosity your building on 64th and Karlov right in the middle of the hubbard high school football field why is this needed? friends and family program from connected contractors? Trump won overwhelming why do you think mayor that was? Simple answer people are tired of the democratic freebies,lies,handouts! The crime in this city skyrocketed and you and Eddie and that gold star club have done nothing to stop the blood flowing.

12/05/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago has a lieutenant who is named "Mad Dog." Ooorah!

12/05/2016 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's like the woman that called the sheriff due to all of the deer being killed on the highway where the deer crossing signs were. She wanted to know if they could move the crossing and signs to a safer location for the deer.

12/05/2016 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she was that upset about a name, she should see the Key and Peele youtube video entitled "East West College Bowl", there are some real winners in that skit.

12/05/2016 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently she didn't know Obama's friend and neighbor from Hyde Park Bill "the bomber" Ayers. The retired UIC professor who's wife is Bernadette "the bomber" Dorn who is a law professor at Northwestern University but can't get a law license because of her bombing activities in New York and Madison Wisconsin.

12/05/2016 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forward that call to Bernie Sanders office.

That way you can get information on the latest "cry in" schedule.

12/05/2016 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what you get when they legalize dope.

12/05/2016 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm, was her name Michelle?

12/05/2016 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Responder should have told her that there is at least one individual nicknamed "Mad Dog" on every CPD beat as well.

12/05/2016 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send her a coloring book......

12/05/2016 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rest of the world is watching Trump very closely.
I'm sure Mad Dog scared the shit out of them!

God bless Trump & Mad Dog

12/05/2016 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
How is that surprising they call the police for everything. The other day a call to assist fire, female bus driver having abdominal pains

12/05/2016 05:05:00 AM<<<

Geee. Now why would they have to pull you away from whatever important stuff you were doing.

Bus... traffic control may be needed.

Bus passengers... crowd control may be needed

Abdominal pains... punched out maybe

Driver taken away by CFD Ambulance... CTA Bus secure until supervisor arrives to take over

Why would they need you?

12/05/2016 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hyde Park, home base for community organizing, narrow minded and simple folk.

The original Mad Dog of 025, always threw a bbq's for the guys, maybe the lonely caller just wanted a hug or an invite out of the ghetto.

12/05/2016 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've worked the desk for awhile and the crazy calls we get are outrageous.
Sadly these callers walk amongst us and they vote!

12/05/2016 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol @ "Mad Dog" for SECDEF...

That would be like "SCC" and the well known
merry-makers of righteous Police mischief
running this city and department.

Attention To Roll-Call!

The Neanderthal.
Cuthbert Twilie.
Henry Bowman.
Old *6970.
(Rtd.)Capt. Farrell.
(Rtd.)Sgt. Snethen.
(aka "The Exploding Pizza-Box Kid" ;^)

We would STILL pay good money to witness
the good Sergeant doing society a solid
by pedaling a paleta cart through random
trouble spots.

We kid!

Honorable mention to all the other much esteemed,
un-named but not forgotten Subject Matter Experts Emeriti
whether personally known to us or the subject of good
report by our other Police Family members.

As for us?
We'll be content with our usual...

Being the sneaky bastard who lurks in
the shadows.

"We like it when you and your partner are
around! You guys are FUN!"

-Green Box Chevy with 4 @ $5 mismatched hubcaps
and one whitewall tire slowly rolls by-

>Young, green-as-monkey-shit Lieutenant
overheard by one of our moles at the
district desk<

"Who's the big, homeless looking guy
wearing the funny ski hat? Is he
the janitor?"

"No ma'am... He's a Copper.
Wanna meet him?"

>Scurries away...<

The Snowflakes would soil their undies
if such were to happen.

12/05/2016 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because MAD DOG backwards spells GOD DAM.

12/05/2016 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lower standards? They can't get much lower in my professional opinion.The reports I've seen written by cops today look like something a person in 5th grade might write. It's a sad reflection of schools today. It doesn't matter if they went to public or parochial school. Speaking is a problem, nobody understands verb usage nor do they know how to correctly pronounce words that begin with the letter "t".

12/05/2016 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To have earned the nickname "mad dog" in the armed forces is a high honor. Those who never wore the uniform and took the oath can never understand it.

12/05/2016 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Few years back a person wrote to our local paper that there would not be so many deer killed if the county took down the Deer Crossing signs as most of the deer killed where the signs were. Said the deer were crossing because of the signs. I never knew deer could read.

Another "activist" complained our local paper was biased (as in racist) because the term black bear was used on bears knocking over bird feeders and garbage cans. Wanted the term white or brown bear used. There are no polar or grizzly bears in Florida, the paper wrote in reply, and the activist still complained.

12/05/2016 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Mitt said...

"Mad Dog" Reminds me of my former wife

12/05/2016 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rex "Mad Dog" wanted him to be the first on your 10-1...took care of things.

12/05/2016 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know you usually just automatically disqualify "grammar police" comments, but, man, this batch on this thread was especially hard to read. some posts make absolutely no sense.

12/05/2016 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Rex "Mad Dog" wanted him to be the first on your 10-1...took care of things.

Another great example and who should of had a "Maddog" title-M. Bonstetter! (sp?)
Known this maniac since he was a suburban guy before coming to CPD.
Simply the best!
Riccio who came from the same suburb, tried following M's footsteps but Riccio never came close...even with his elevator shoes.

12/05/2016 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

So what I'm gathering is that once I'm fully qualified and Mad Howard Ralstin, Hammer of the North and Harbinger of Eternal Fury shows up on the ballot under the "dueling, gladiators and nuke the moon" party there's going to be some quality entertainment in libsville. Good to know!

12/05/2016 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Ol Hillary got elected the nickname for her Secy of Defense would probably be "Poopsie" ♠️

12/05/2016 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The event number of this call was 1-800-Hillary For Prison.

12/05/2016 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Dog Mattis quote "be polite, be professional, but a have a plan to kill everyone you meet ".

12/05/2016 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Rex "Mad Dog" wanted him to be the first on your 10-1...took care of things.

12/05/2016 04:52:00 PM

Amen! Long live the men of 005 and the legendary F-Troop. When watch parties were watch parties.

12/05/2016 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rex "Mad Dog" wanted him to be the first on your 10-1...took care of things.

What ever happened with him?

12/06/2016 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would of had fun with that one.

12/06/2016 12:53:00 PM  

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