Saturday, December 03, 2016

Fort Worth Hiring

And all you have to do is out shoot this recruit:



Good luck!

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31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foxx, Dart, and Emanuel. Three Reasons to leave. Do you really think the Pension Fund will be funded?

12/03/2016 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of Texas coppers think they can shoot. Off duty they are on the range practicing, or entered in some shooting competition somewhere. Fact of the matter, there are a whole bunch of Texans that spend time on ranges, and are really good at it. It is a popular state sport.

12/03/2016 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn the recruits getting on the job, and I think to myself I have 10 years on the job..

12/03/2016 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Paul Kersey said...

Give me one of those Star Wars guns.

I could use it.

12/03/2016 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the recruit who was caught on camera shoveling horse shit at the Cubs game, I am here to rescue you.. I have your R2 unit and Ben Kenobi.

12/03/2016 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was awesome SCC. LOL

12/03/2016 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See. Vader is an alderman. He is truly EVIL!

12/03/2016 03:21:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Outstanding.

12/03/2016 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that blaster use lead free ammo??

12/03/2016 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They forgot to mention that there has been a surge of interplanetary aliens invading from the south....may the force be with you

12/03/2016 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Former 017 now flying 767's said...

San Antonio PD IS hiring, too. Great city, albeit the pizza needs work but on the bright side you'll never shovel snow again... No 'Paddy O'Furniture' blocking your parking space and no Winter Parking Restrictions.

If you're a military reservist there are multiple units to transfer to here. This area is pro-military and pro-police.

http://www.sapdcareers.com

12/03/2016 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I want to see CPD do a recruitment video like that one.

12/03/2016 09:11:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

LOL. Now that's a pretty cool Recruitment Ad.

12/03/2016 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved the Darth Vader comment at 326am!!

Kinda liked the alderman(as Darth Vader) who put in his idiot cousin on tac in 017. At least she gone from 3rd watch now, sigh. No more CR's on fellow coppers.

12/03/2016 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

29 days until 2017 , did the ballerina dancer pay back all to CPD Pension Fund .
He has money for his friends sweetheart contracts , an e tra deputy mayor , deputy chief of caps , free wifi , breakfast , lunch , raises for cps teachers and programs for illegals , not to mention 50 alderman which is three times more than NYC and LA .
Also more murders , people shot , stabbed than LA and NYC together .

12/03/2016 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Obi Wan said...

It is well known storm troopers can't hit the broad side of a Bantha if their lives depended on it. That video shows the truth.

12/03/2016 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here the video would be pillow fights. NO GUNS FOR YOU

12/03/2016 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't it a FW mounted officer that shot a gunman a hundred yards away while he was holding the reins with his off hand?

Some of those boys can shoot.

12/03/2016 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DFW
pros: better weather, airport, beauty queen capital.
cons: same ghetto, refugee haven, different twang.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
— General James "Mad Dog" Mattis, USMC

12/03/2016 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are not the targets that you're looking for.

12/03/2016 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Proof that even laser blasters are no substitute for range time. Wonder if the Ft. Worth administration has spent millions of tax $$$ trying to keep all the ranges out of town?

12/03/2016 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A lot of Texas coppers think they can shoot. Off duty they are on the range practicing, or entered in some shooting competition somewhere. Fact of the matter, there are a whole bunch of Texans that spend time on ranges, and are really good at it. It is a popular state sport.

12/03/2016 12:52:00 AM


State sport? More like 1/3 of the Holy Trinity.

In the name of the brisket, the Cowboys and the 1911 . . .

Amen.

12/03/2016 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ready, the line is...

12/03/2016 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You needed the laughs.

12/03/2016 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Former 017 now flying 767's said...
San Antonio PD IS hiring, too. Great city, albeit the pizza needs work but on the bright side you'll never shovel snow again... No 'Paddy O'Furniture' blocking your parking space and no Winter Parking Restrictions.

If you're a military reservist there are multiple units to transfer to here. This area is pro-military and pro-police.

http://www.sapdcareers.com

12/03/2016 08:44:00 AM

I'll second that. Great town. Great people.

12/03/2016 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
See. Vader is an alderman. He is truly EVIL!

12/03/2016 03:21:00 AM<<<

Yes, but in charge of him is Emperor Palpatine, AKA Rahm Emanuel truly the source of evil.

Check out these villains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Y10VuDExQ

I also remember public service commercials made for the CPD in the late 60's or 70's. Both were in black and white and one showed a young cop walking with a little boy down a residential holding his hand. They keep talking and mom comes out of the white picket fence very glad to see them.

The other showed a dark, rained slicked alley with a lone cop walking down it. The narrator said, "You wouldn't walk down that alley for a million bucks. A cop does it for a lot less." Years later I had many such moments.

Stay Safe. What do we show people now?

12/04/2016 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

DFW
pros: better weather, airport, beauty queen capital.
cons: same ghetto, refugee haven, different twang.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
— General James "Mad Dog" Mattis, USMC

12/03/2016 12:54:00 PM

Rule #22 -
USMC Rules of Gunfighting*

(*As Adopted by The Ghetto Police
in America's Democrat-Run Urban Centers)

"You guys need to stop being so darn mean and unfriendly
and stop trying to protect yourselves from members of
the community!"

12/04/2016 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Funniest thing I've seen on SCC in months!

12/04/2016 07:27:00 AM  
Blogger DPR said...

Yeah... As soon as George Lucas sees this, you can bet there will be a nasty letter from Disney's attorneys to stop using their characters.

12/04/2016 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DPR said...

Yeah... As soon as George Lucas sees this, you can bet there will be a nasty letter from Disney's attorneys to stop using their characters.

12/04/2016 08:16:00 AM

Satire and parody are protected exemptions from the copyright laws, so long as permission is obtained and/or acknowledgement of the copyright is observed.

In any event, over the years, quite a few fan films have been made and distributed with Lucas's blessing. "Hardware Wars" was made in the late 70's and ran as a filler segment on HBO. "TROOPS" is a mash-up of the search for R2 and C-3PO with an episode of "COPS" - Bad Boys theme and all. LFL loved it, and so did the producers of COPS, even going so far as to include "TROOPS" as a bonus feature on the 20th Anniversary box set. The "Star Wars Gangsta Rap" has been a mainstay on youtube for years, and they doubled down on the parody by making a Special Edition with improved graphics and animation. The first 60 seconds still cracks me up and I HATE rap.

Hardware Wars can be viewed here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGDdFuDwTZ8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

TROOPS can be viewed here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvswNDAAZCU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Star Wars Gangsta Rap Special Edition can be viewed here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

12/04/2016 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Funniest thing I've seen on SCC in months!

12/04/2016 07:27:00 AM

You must be a big fan on knock knock jokes!!!

12/04/2016 06:11:00 PM  

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