Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
A little licky-poo from a foot fetishist never hurt anyone. Just sayin...
Gross. Feet are gross. What a freak.
Sounds to me like a student studying politics. So he can get a job working for Rahm. Rahm always has an opening for another bootlickers.
Foot Messages? Wtf is that?
I'll give him $20 bucks if he can sniff my foot without throwing up!
Just what is a foot "message"? I'm so glad we only hire college educated peeples now... And yes, I mispelt people on purpose.
PK from 020
Holy shit ! He used to work tac in my district .
Ive been made. Gig is up.
Nice spelling. I'm surprised you can read through it.approachingmassages (not messages)receding (hair/ not hais) ... the typos are throughout.Merit promotion??
A white guy with a two foot tongue should be easy to locate.
That is an odd fetish.
Does "The Kissing Bandit" work in 012 now?
I've heard of cell phone and text messages but foot messages??Really, really weird.
sounds like ... "the woj"
So wait, he rubs your feet then licks them hmmm where is this :))
I bought a strawberry blond hais on EBay, it fits great!
I've got nasty hard sore feet, I could use his services.
Reminds me of a copper from the 020th district that had the same fetish only he did this while at work with the working ladies, oh what was his name...
Why oh why are we just learning about this now?
I have bunion that needs "messaging" :)
The creepiest part to all of this is the guy has a receding hair line
Gonzo loose again!
Hadden all the way!
Could be a taxpayer that just reached his limit.J.J.
Let me get this straight. A stranger approaches a female on campus and offers to massage her feet and this female then allows a stranger to do this? Now we have two freaks here. What a pick up line that is.
Who was the wagon man in 018 who would pick up women in the wagon and give them his card as he was also selling shoes.He would check their feet in the wagon and give them a rug and let them go. Bosses knew what was going on and thought it funny
I think it is Dean licking for votes!!
I once had a guy offer to remodel my house if I let him suck my toes. The offer was withdrawn when I asked if he was licensed and bonded.
sounds like MF from his days at 74th and Halsted
sounds like a candidate for merit pick. just licking wrong part of the body.
A kick to his balls would actually be a "foot message".
Inspector Clouseau in one of the Pink Panther movies: " Do you have any massages for me". Clerk: "I don't give massages." Clouseau: " You gave me one this morning". Clerk:" Messages, messages you idiot".
It's foot massage. Not message. Does anyone proof read this stuff?
Dr Scholl said...A white guy with a two foot tongue should be easy to locate.2/04/2017 01:51:00 AMSo THAT's how Gene Simmons is passing the time these days . . .
SpankDaddy does not approve, but he understands.
Hhmmm....I wonder if this is the ass licker from a few years ago. Watch for the guy buying Listerine in bulk.
It sounds like the females are DUMB enough to take off their shoes for the pervent.. Shame on them for seeking cheap pleasure.
That sounds like my old partner in 16...
After getting fired from the Buffalo Bills Rex Ryan has really gone off the deep end!
It's dated last September. Did he reappear or something?
You guys are on fire in this post! I truly love these comments, keep up the good work folks/people's.
it rubs it's feet and puts the lotion in the basket.
Here's the problem; 1) someone allowed this dude to actually give them a foot massage in the first place. 2) based on the given description what the hell did they expect?3) how tall is rahm? Because it kinda sounds like him.
Here is some serious safety: Trump is targeting up to 8 million people for deportation http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-trump-deportations-20170204-story.htmlThis is great excerpt: People could be booked into custody for using food stamps or if their child receives free school lunches.this is serious "change we can all believe in to make Chicago great again" rahm can rant and rave all he and his minions want, but when it comes down to it and President trump said he will withhold money that sanctuary cities violating federal laws take, we will be involved! Oh you say no! What if and believe me this is being talked about as we all know "Chicago" is on the front burner due to the carnage and massive bloodshed,and rahm doing nothing to stop it. Think of Chicago being the test bed of a federalized police force, it can happen and we would have all new bosses and would enforce federal laws which are much stricter than chiraq "let black and brown felons go to cause more mayhem and carnage" that we now have in place! Rahm the 50 toni tommy madigan and the rest take notice President trump says what he means,and means what he says you lose the taxpayers and "law and order" people win taking Chicago back thank you President trump! Now you know why the pathetic cowardly democrats are dragging to confirm our AG Jeff Sessions they are so scared knowing the wrong they have done will be fully investigated and many will be going to prison it is about time! Snowflakes lose we win!! God bless the police the new sheriff is coming and will be "locking them up"
Sounds like a copper got confused - relocate to 35th street with your antics if you're looking for a merit bump.
And to think I usually pay for this type of service
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I got to tell you if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon, I would not have done it." - George Costanza.
Get Smart had a shoe that was a phone but I don't know if he ever got a foot message.
Mejia from 018????
I told him heavy on the corn, light on the bunions, hold the saliva. This victim tipped his offender too
Hey wait a minute, I was in Marianos the other day buying shaving cream and a guy I saw with a can of Gold Bond foot powder was mumbling "this little piggy went to market"..maybe a pattern forming here
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