Sweet Meteor of Death
Missing the west and south sides by a fraction (astronomically speaking):
- LISLE, Ill. - If you were awake early Monday morning, you might have noticed a bright green fireball streaking across the Chicago area.
It happened at about 1:30 a.m.
The American Meteor Society is calling it a bolide, which is is one of the largest meteors that can occur, measuring somewhere between 1 meter and 100 meters. Experts believe this meteor most likely came from an asteroid.
That would be one way to put a damper on Chicago violence. Who would the City bill the overtime to though?
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
47 Comments:
OMG it's Red Dawn
...so the guy on the corner with the Purple Drank, beating on the newspaper machine and shrieking "It's a AXTEROID! It's a AXTEROID!" is right?
I am getting worried.
Think of the pot hole it would make and how long would THAT take to fill????
Some coppers in 018 got it on their cams too.
Any Men in Black around there?
Send 2 meteors straight to 11 and 7.
So where did it land...?
Where is the smoking hole in the ground...?
Are there Apocolypic other wordly being climbing out ot it?
I wonder how many people called the police thinking we were under attack?
Sadly if it had indeed struck the ghetto most of the inhabitants would survive
Don't worry.....until 2040. That's the one that'll get us. How does it go? "You heard it hear first!"
dam those things are worth money....I would like like 100lbs.
has the Seventh Seal been broken???
We have no luck.
why didn't this piece of space hit Rham or Eddie. That would be a real story
Better get Stamper Oil drilling ready.
One point missing from the news coverage was if we knew it was coming or not.
Maybe a fraction of the money going for global warming research could be directed to identifying a tracking these Meteors of Death?
Yes, Sweet Meteor of Death. Just another politician over-promising and under-delivering.
The end is near!
>>>> Experts believe the meteor landed in Lake Michigan and broke up into small meteorites. ~~snip~~ Experts say it's highly unlikely that a meteor would ever hit or hurt anyone. <<<<
However, 32 people from Englewood showed up at Stroger Hospital claiming they were injured by the meteor and brought the rocks to prove it.
The injured were all accompanied by attorneys from Lovie & Lovie who said they planned on suing God for $5 million in damages per client for pain, suffering, and mental anguish. They also said they will also be naming the City of Chicago as a co-defendant for failing to protect its citizens from 'falling debris'.
The spokesman for Lovie & Lovie also said they believe they have a strong case and will prevail in court: "If God doesn't send a representative to Court we'll win by getting a Default Judgment against Him. As to the City, Rahm Emanuel always settles no matter the case, so that's money in the bank for our clients."
There's three million stories in Murder City. This 'could' be one.
(LOL)
Whonever called in the air strike you got your grid co ordinates wrong and you missed the target
"between 1 and 100 meters"??
Big difference if it impacted. 1,000,000 times more energy.
Impactor of that size could do major damage to a city......or major improvement to some.
Saw the flash out the corner of my eye while speaking to a coworker. Thought it was a transformer blowing but there was no boom. Solved that caper! On to the next.
They say a meteor hit killed off the dinosaurs. But, could one kill off Chicago? I think not?
Tom Skilling stated "it would have taken out Englewood had it made landfall". To bad.
Did you catch the video of the former president attempting kite surfing, he is willing to anything to butch up his image as a pussy.
There is a gang war going on in the skies.
Has the MSM blamed Trump for the meteorite yet?
That's spectacular video.
I'll bet some drunken Super Bowl revelrers might've thought the world was ending.
I saw it in the south burbs. Was trying to figure out why there were fireworks, with no noise, coming in a commercial area. Had no idea what was going on till I mentioned it to another officer.
Axeteroid.
Funny stuff.
But ya knows mang he dinudat he dindunuffin!!
"Catch a falling star and put in your pocket, save it for a rainy day..."
The Russians need better aim and daylight to find City Hall 5th Floor... better if during Council Session too.
A meteorite? is this why rahm is a "cool cat" he states:Take a chill pill man:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/318247-rahm-emanuel-democrats-need-to-take-a-chill-pill
Then this:
The biggest potheads aren't who you'd guess
http://nypost.com/2017/02/07/professionals-have-become-the-citys-new-potheads/
Where has the mayor been hanging out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBqHPjeUCg
That is cool man, real boss, keepin it real chill pills otw!
(OT) Chicago is safe, no carnage and mayhem out of control illegal invaders and thugs nope not here correct elected:
Chicago police seek help to solve possible gang killing of innocent woman
It's been almost exactly a year since Aaren O'Connor was killed by a stray bullet as she sat in her car in the Heart of Chicago neighborhood on her phone, talking to her family back in her native Southern California. No arrests have been made in the months since, and on Tuesday, Chicago police held...
Reward offered in Chicago woman's killing
As ray Lopez said "we don't want soldiers and tanks rolling on archer" recent weeks, Brighton Park has experienced a dramatic increase in violent crime -- a 300 percent jump over this time last year. Most of it has been gang related, but Lopez said this does not to appear to be the case in this instance. down archer ave it would incite people in his area:
http://abc7chicago.com/news/police-2-fatally-shot-during-super-bowl-party-in-brighton-park/1740042/
Ahh Ray superbowl party gone wrong 300% increase your right soldiers would make it worse your doing a great job pat on the back great job keep believing that sir!
Dear God,
You missed. Try again.
I think the Chicago teachers union just hit a meteor in supporting black lives matter and other anti-law and order groups looking like your paid off elected democrats are done!
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/01/13/bobby-jindal-trump-s-pick-for-education-secretary-wants-everyone-to-get-great-education-dems-hate-her-for-it.html
Looks like rahm for starters cancel building secret schools like your wasting taxpayers dollars everywhere they will be empty might as well do the lawful things like funding the police pension and obeying federal laws by removing the criminals illegal invaders immediately! Rahm your quoted as saying "take a chill pill man" better pass them around your side the left are fading times are here mayor you and the 50 add Toni n tommy jump on the Trump train now while there is still room "all aboard!"
A giant meteor is expected to collide with and destroy the Earth...in a few million years or so. Scientists are working to either build a shield to block the meteor or build a laser to blast the meteor to bits. However, a giant meteor just missed the Earth last year or maybe two years ago, and this meteor came close. In a million years expect the meteor or maybe a meteor not expected will hit the Earth when, nobody really knows. Maybe you should all live like there is no tomorrow..because it may not be one.
If an actual EBO landed on the west and/or south side of chicongo, they would be immediately 'saucer-jacked,' beaten and sexually assaulted (i.e., "Chicago values" of the revruns, rham preckwinle, and foxx).
(OT) new trends same car dealerships stealing cars in suburbs wonder are these scumbags Chicagos very own thugs maybe let out of jail early Toni hey now to many black n brown freed from jail hrest job elected another reason the forgotten people the taxpayer law and order types voted Trump! The swamp here needs draining asap!
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/02/07/hillside-carmax-hit-twice-in-two-days-by-car-thieves/
Bet as soon as AG Sessions gets confirmed it will be a quick marathon with jets landing full of accountants ready to look into city finances forensic audit then put it on paper unleash the police to take the streets back federalize CPD enforcement of federal laws more strict less bullshit! Make sure AG Sessions police are protected put it on paper rip up dumb consent decree the blood must stop!
one can only hope that it brought some extraterrestrial organism to Earth and like in The Andromeda Strain things start cooking and nature starts culling The Herd
I actually saw it coming down and thought for a second or two it was a nuke entering the atmosphere heading toward downtown or ohare(both listed Nike targets). Was weird. When I realized it wasn't a nuke I was kinda disappointed.. thought this shithole was finally gonna be whipped clean off the earth...
Too bad that thing didnt land in 007
"...Any Men in Black around there?" (2/07/2017 04:32:00 AM)
— Funny!
The first thing I thought of when I read this was your Superintendent reminds me of Frank the Pug...but not as charming and articulate.
Swing low, sweet meteor
Comin' by to carry Rahm home . . .
Saucer jacked.... hahahahahahahahahahaha....
Good thing it didn't land on the Ryan - it'd be stripped inside of 3 minutes...
Aliens could be totally intent on giving us technology, being nice - until they got a whiff of the Jawas that stripped out the ship.... LOL
"Has the MSM blamed Trump for the meteorite yet?"
2/07/2017 11:59:00 AM
I was just gonna say that!
Officially designated as Asteroid Trump B #314407.
"Make America A Crater Of Glowing Molten Iron Again." Maybe the dinosaurs would come back eventually -- another plus.
Hear about the prison riot Smyrna, Delaware? Hive went up. Fires started, toilets smashed, the usual. Black CO killed. Mob chanted "Trump! Trump!"
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Read "Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Crowds."
Saucer-jacked ha
They should honor The Donald and not mock him.
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