Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Stroller Mission

Keep an eye out for this latest model:


Seen around the city.

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strollers matter.

3/29/2017 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn!

Can we even have squads with a rifle AND shotgun mount?

Or is that too "Intimidating" to the community?

3/29/2017 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called the shoot-out-stroller. The latest in urban warfare. Firearms attached to the handles can fire either simultaneously or independent when the stroller is tilted on its rear wheels. It also comes with a fake doll and blanket that wraps around the top of the stroller concealing the firearms. Makes for a great stroll-by shooting vehicle. To compliment the shoot-out-stroller the manufacturer supplies clothing and wigs so the shooter appears to be a mother or a jogger.

3/29/2017 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only in da Hood.

3/29/2017 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got to move the guns someway

3/29/2017 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what is the big deal? I often refer to my 30-30 rifle as "Baby". And, when you take the baby for a walk, it is quite natural to use a stroller!

3/29/2017 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy. I can't wait till CPIC comes out with an officer safety message. They need to justify their position. Rumor has it they have been up all night burning the midnight oil.

3/29/2017 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It gotten so bad under this city's failed leadership that manufacturers are building Chicago style kevlar lined armoured baby strollers complete with spreewells rims.

3/29/2017 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Needs a gun for the baby too.

3/29/2017 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the model that has the bottle holder.....not for the baby but for your 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor.

3/29/2017 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saying: are they citizens of this fine nation?

3/29/2017 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a gun cart, but good one.

3/29/2017 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Outstanding.

3/29/2017 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic issue in 006
How many 10-4 tac cars does it take to process 1 arrestee for 1 bag of weed?
in 006 it takes 3 10-4 tac cars. Only in 006 is there such a waste of manpower on such a simple arrest.

Good job hard chargers, no go out and get another 1 bagger tonight.

3/29/2017 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having read your blog from its inception, this is certainly the funniest thing you’ve done. Unfortunately, it is spot on and wouldn’t be noticed as unusual in some south and west side districts.

3/29/2017 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a scumbag bitch. I'm sure quite a bit of her family is illegal. ICE should be leaning on them hard!

3/29/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ought to slow down all those baby thefts. (But how does a baby get a FOID card?) (Never mind, I suppose they get it when they register to vote!)

J.J.

3/29/2017 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby stroller makes me wonder 🤔 What happened to the p/o with the go fund me page who wanted money so she could have a baby

3/29/2017 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the judge that gave the pitfully small bond of 20K D?

3/29/2017 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's no stroller! That is Dean Angelo's ride. you know, when his "disabled" knee hurts too much to walk.

3/29/2017 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems allowable and apparently permissible in the untouchable community.
As far as who really is calling the shots in Chicago and why the violence is beyond control,
PrickWrinkle is often seen promenading around Grant Park with bay-bay Rahm in a stroller.
Soon she will have him frolicking in the spring blooms on a leash wearing a pink diamond collar.
Only in Sanctuary City.

Btw; If Rahm is touting Open Borders and welcoming those from other shores, why are City employees caged and bound Within the City Borders?

3/29/2017 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous DaveL said...

To compliment the shoot-out-stroller the manufacturer supplies clothing and wigs so the shooter appears to be a mother or a jogger.

The original idea was that the stroller alone would make the shooter appear to be a father, but it turned out the focus groups didn't know what that was supposed to look like.

3/29/2017 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The community" frowns upon your levity.

3/29/2017 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I stop a banger and theirs just a kid and legit diaper bag in the stroller is that a blue card??

3/29/2017 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say hello to my little friend!

3/29/2017 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger The Chicago Syndicate said...

Patroller Stroller

3/29/2017 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off thread, but heard in news report Dean tells Trump that withholding federal funds because Chicago is sanctuary city that protects illegal aliens would have inverse impact on policing. Confirms my suspicion that he is in bed with the city. Glad I didn't vote for Dean.

3/29/2017 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ssc this reminds me of the nding scene in the movie "scareface" when al pacino say" say hello to my little baby"

3/29/2017 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stroller For sale. Contact Thaddeus Jimenez.

3/29/2017 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....Can we even have squads with a rifle AND shotgun mount?.....

That was the 70's Baby!

All gone now.

3/29/2017 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are lucky seiser wasn't on the scene he would had impounded the baby stroller , seiser knows how to run things.

3/29/2017 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol! I'll take one with a 50 cal.

3/29/2017 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the ring mount for the .50?

3/29/2017 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the baby holding a gun while mom is using it for a human shield and dad running so fast he in the front by ten feet.

3/29/2017 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What...u can't say illegal aanymore? How do we know she wasn't? Mexico exporting crime again.

3/29/2017 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the p/o with the go fund me page who wanted money so she could have a baby

3/29/2017 09:26:00 AM

Many deposits received. More than needed. Issue solved. Account closed.

3/29/2017 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safe Strollers make Safe Streets....right?
– "The streets of Chicago may be just a little bit quieter now that Kim Foxx has been elected Cook County state's attorney.
Foxx, 44, revealed that she has had to curtail her habit of blaring Jay Z from her car stereo with the windows open."

�� Strollin', oh yeah, strollin' ah
Rock and ro-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-llin'
Strollin'
Well rock my so-oul
How I love to stroll...

3/29/2017 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🎼 they see me strollerin'
they hatin'
Patrolling they tryin' to catch me
Ridin' dirty

3/29/2017 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard that alderman who supported that person shot by ICE was the an activist of the victim's son who is a legal resident and was at 26th California today for a status hearing on his Aggravated UUW charge.....

3/29/2017 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper on Thursday signed SB 17-008, the bill to repeal Colorado's switchblade and gravity knife ban. Congratulations to sponsors Sen. Owen Hill and Rep. Steve Lebsock for their effective leadership in moving this bipartisan bill thorough the legislature with overwhelming votes in both houses. Thanks to everyone who called or emailed the Governor urging him to sign the bill.

Knife Rights was pleased to be able to assist the sponsors in moving this bill through the legislature. Knife Rights' Director of Legislative Affairs, Todd Rathner, traveled to Denver to lobby the bill at the invitation of the sponsors, overcoming objections raised by some legislators. We'd also like to thank Sen. Hill's constituent, retired Air Force Master Sgt. John Bloodgood, whose request was the inspiration for this bill and who did a great job supporting the bill in testimony at the hearings.

We'd also like to thank the American Civil Liberties Union, the ACLU of Colorado and County Sheriffs of Colorado for supporting this important criminal justice reform bill.

Note that the repeal does not become effective until 90 days after the current legislative session ends. That would make enactment approximately August 9, 2017. We will let you know the actual enactment date once the session ends. Until enactment, possession of automatic and gravity knives remains illegal in Colorado. Also worth noting is that once enacted and the ban is repealed, automatic knives will be subject to Colorado's concealed carry blade length limitation of 3.5 inches or less.

Colorado is the twelfth switchblade ban repeal passed since Knife Rights passed the nation's first repeal of a switchblade (automatic) knife ban in 2010 in New Hampshire. Since then we have passed repeals of switchblade bans and repealed other knife restrictions in Alaska, Indiana, Kansas, Maine, Missouri, Nevada, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin and now Colorado's ban is repealed as well

3/29/2017 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Recently had to go to the social security office with my elderly mother. If you closed your eyes you would have thought you were in Mexico. Everyone getting benefits without ever putting any money into the system. Thats why were broke. Any bets on this offender with the stroller getting SSI, FOOD STAMPS AND W.I.C.? Guaranteed shes receiving benefits.

3/29/2017 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahm , perriwinkie and a strong LEO candidate for mayoral
+ willie Wilson , chuy and a few other progressives
LEO wins hands down

3/29/2017 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bae got a tech!

3/29/2017 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Recently had to go to the social security office with my elderly mother. If you closed your eyes you would have thought you were in Mexico. Everyone getting benefits without ever putting any money into the system. Thats why were broke. Any bets on this offender with the stroller getting SSI, FOOD STAMPS AND W.I.C.? Guaranteed shes receiving benefits.

3/29/2017 08:02:00 PM


Mmmm-Hmmmm...

And you're "The Racist" for even noticing and paying attention.
Makes you mad enough to spit, doesn't it?

"You Americans have so much but you don't
want to share it with us..."

3/29/2017 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Recently had to go to the social security office with my elderly mother. If you closed your eyes you would have thought you were in Mexico. Everyone getting benefits without ever putting any money into the system. Thats why were broke. Any bets on this offender with the stroller getting SSI, FOOD STAMPS AND W.I.C.? Guaranteed shes receiving benefits.

3/29/2017 08:02:00 PM


In my county, you think you are in Mogadishu.

3/29/2017 10:49:00 PM  
Blogger Sharmin Akter said...

good post for babystroller

3/30/2017 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic issue in 006
How many 10-4 tac cars does it take to process 1 arrestee for 1 bag of weed?
in 006 it takes 3 10-4 tac cars. Only in 006 is there such a waste of manpower on such a simple arrest.

Good job hard chargers, no go out and get another 1 bagger tonight
-------------------------------
What if the one bagger is giving up a house? And there was a learning situation on how to write search warrants going on? And 1 of the cars was using a covert car to sit on the house he was giving up to make sure it was a dope house?? Assume and you make an ass of u and me. You wana know?? Then join their team. Otherwise MYOB.

3/30/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off Topic issue in 006
How many 10-4 tac cars does it take to process 1 arrestee for 1 bag of weed?
in 006 it takes 3 10-4 tac cars. Only in 006 is there such a waste of manpower on such a simple arrest.

Good job hard chargers, no go out and get another 1 bagger tonight
-------------------------------
What if the one bagger is giving up a house? And there was a learning situation on how to write search warrants going on? And 1 of the cars was using a covert car to sit on the house he was giving up to make sure it was a dope house?? Assume and you make an ass of u and me. You wana know?? Then join their team. Otherwise MYOB.

3/30/2017 12:26:00 AM
What if my asshole was square, would I be shitting bricks?

3/30/2017 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone be doing any type of police work these days .. don't people see what happened in the van dyke case!!!

Off Topic issue in 006
How many 10-4 tac cars does it take to process 1 arrestee for 1 bag of weed?
in 006 it takes 3 10-4 tac cars. Only in 006 is there such a waste of manpower on such a simple arrest.

Good job hard chargers, no go out and get another 1 bagger tonight
-------------------------------
What if the one bagger is giving up a house? And there was a learning situation on how to write search warrants going on? And 1 of the cars was using a covert car to sit on the house he was giving up to make sure it was a dope house?? Assume and you make an ass of u and me. You wana know?? Then join their team. Otherwise MYOB.

3/30/2017 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where da rims?

3/30/2017 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colorado is the twelfth switchblade ban repeal passed since Knife Rights passed the nation's first repeal of a switchblade (automatic) knife ban in 2010 in New Hampshire. Since then we have passed repeals of switchblade bans and repealed other knife restrictions in Alaska, Indiana, Kansas, Maine, Missouri, Nevada, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin and now Colorado's ban is repealed as well

3/29/2017 08:01:00 PM

Is that right Rambo?

3/30/2017 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off Topic issue in 006
How many 10-4 tac cars does it take to process 1 arrestee for 1 bag of weed?
in 006 it takes 3 10-4 tac cars. Only in 006 is there such a waste of manpower on such a simple arrest.

Good job hard chargers, no go out and get another 1 bagger tonight
-------------------------------
What if the one bagger is giving up a house? And there was a learning situation on how to write search warrants going on? And 1 of the cars was using a covert car to sit on the house he was giving up to make sure it was a dope house?? Assume and you make an ass of u and me. You wana know?? Then join their team. Otherwise MYOB.

3/30/2017 12:26:00 AM
What if my asshole was square, would I be shitting bricks?

3/30/2017 08:09:00 AM

Whistle a tune through your nose at the same
time and we can call it "talent."

3/30/2017 06:41:00 PM  

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