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Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
58 Comments:
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
They'll keep hard-charging, though.
Hard-charging toward punitive damages.
Simple and to the point. Easily understood. How about low speed foot pursuits?
I believe they have a similar order ready, under Use of Force.
Stop lecturing these hard-heads about
not chasing... Let them go ahead.
Then when they're getting the top
couple of layers of skin knocked
off their asses civilly and
administratively, they'll
whine on the blog about how
disloyal and non-fraternal the
rest of everybody else is.
Stupidity SHOULD hurt.
Show that to the young bucks who are still out there doing chases. It's crazy. You will end up losing, big time if it goes south in any way. It is not worth it.
Stupid still chases cars on a daily basis and is overly proactive. Stupid will discover soon enough this isn't your daddy's police department.
Hopefully 015 and 011 gets the new order. Too many 'Team Awesome,' tactical tools that think that every car that speeds off on them, for a traffic violation, is being driven by Wesley Snipes from the movie 'New Jack City.' In reality, it is usually Fred Sanford, Lamont, and Grady fleeing because they don't want to get their ride impounded for being high on weed.
If only the morons still chasing would finally figure this out.
1 event # a day, check off.
It can't be real. There are no spelling errors.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Foot pursuits will be banned next, why run when you can remain in the fetal position...
Duh......
Considering I hear a chase on the radio every single time I work vri, I don't think the kids understand what the word no means. It must be due to their coddled millenium upbringing.
No fucking way!
To 01:23 AM, you left out Rollo, who got em the weed.
from the outside looking in it appears to me that a basic policy of not chasing with some very limited exceptions is most appropriate. I know it does not sit well with cops, but there is no reason to expose the population to additional danger over what are mostly minor traffic violations.
I've always aspired to become a semi-professional race car/auto cross driver. Why not use the departments vehicles for my skills to be honed versus my daily driver....smash up derby!
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
3/17/2017 12:07:00 AM
...and is not a gang banger or burglar and will not hit on the grandma, mother-in-law, wife and/or daughter? In other words, a decent, upstanding individual. If they exists, I, too, am interested in a home security camera system.
Re: home security camera installers.
Do Not use ADT for your security needs. They are RACIST!!!
Watch their commercials, the burglars and bad guys are ALWAYS Caucasian.
That's racist. Do not support racist companies.
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
3/17/2017 12:07:00 AM
You must live in 016... sad what things have become up that way...
nonymous said...
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
3/17/2017 12:07:00 AM
The U-Spy Store, 2406 Fullerton. I had IR cameras installed inside the house and outside with a DVR and the ability to watch cameras on my smart phone. They work in total darkness. Good installation and good customer service.
Show up, Shut up, Do nothing, Go home to your family and retire as soon as you can!! Then leave Illinois as fast as you can!!!!
Most intelligent order I've ever seen
That should be read in every roll-call in 011 for the rest of time.
Damn new kids just don't get it....
Here is a thought, don't chase people for no good reason. (No, "because they ran" isn't a good reason) This is the Freddy Gray Lesson. If ya had a QUALITY reason to go after them in the first place, to pull them over in the first place, then yes, chase them and catch them! Eye contact and them going the other direction is not a reason to do violence upon Citizen and it is not a reason to put other innocent people in danger. Get that through your heads, PLEASE! See, people should not run but it really is true sometimes that police shouldn't chase - because ya really shouldn't be bothering folks int he first place. What a shocker, people dipping out is their way of say "no" to a "consensual contact" attempt.
Should someone flee from a stop over a tail light out? No, but at the same time, folks are sick and tired of all the OTHER stuff that has been done in the name of a Terry Stop ASIDE from the warning or the ticket for the defective light. Enough of that crap guys - seriously. There are robbers rapists and malicious murderers out there for you to be dealing with. SO when ya see a light out, grab the tags and send a ticket in the mail, first a warning, with a response card people can send in to say it is repaired. Doesn't that seem like a better solution?
Here is a thought, spend yer time serving WARRANTS already outstanding! Then, a CHASE is WORTH IT because yall already KNOW who it is running AND WHY! The best part - nobody can whine at ya about why yer chasing!
NO foot pursuits either.......
It's a shame, but somebody speeding off on me or running away, usually results in me laughing at said individual, and then going to take a personal. If you haven't gotten that message yet by now on this job, then you're beyond help.
No writing bicycling tickets biking while black wtf is wrong with people writing this bullshit,has to be revenue not cpd we are not that crazy or are we?
'Biking while black': Chicago minority areas see the most bike tickets
As Chicago police ramp up their ticketing of bicyclists, more than twice as many citations are being written in African-American communities than in white or Latino areas, a Tribune review of police statistics has found. The top 10 community areas for bike tickets from 2008 to Sept. 22, 2016,
From Chicago breaking news front page not paying for paywall. policing anyone in the ghettos is unsafe, "If you like your job, want to keep your freedom and family stay fetal!" the dishonest media every time you look more nonsense sensationalized lying reporting Chicago news media is the most anti-police anywhere owned by rahm & company absolutely zero independent reporters anywhere here!
Does not apply to third watch backward baseball capped drivers, molles and activity seeking merit candidates of ghetto districts.
•Stay Fetal, no training required for participation.
No cost to you and E-Z as pie.
Get some.
I still hear it... "Squad, we have an on view hand waver who said that there is a westbound black SUV with a driver who was waving a gun at another driver at a red light. We have attempted to make a traffic stop, but the vehicle is now fleeing at a high rate of speed westbound from this location." Notify out supervisor that we are in a vehicle pursuit"...
Some will never learn...
Those days are gone in chicago. Out here in Arizona, they have things like helicopters in the sky all the time. Limit the chases drastically, even small cities like Mesa have helicopters. A couple of days ago, some clown car jacked a person at gunpoint, he was a homicide suspect and the chase went on for 30 minutes or so according to the news. It ended when an undercover suv rams the suspect and he proceeds to draw a gun, they kill him. Different out here.
old retired guy
Coppers will still chase until they get hurt or sued. L
Nope on the camera installer. However, there are absolutely none better than the 1080p starlite cameras from discount security cameras. Check the website. Shows a good comparison to others. Have them at my place, and the nightvision view looks like its the middle of the daytime.
I feel bad for the hardworking cops trying to do the right thing. Criminals laugh and feel invincible when the idiots are allowed to flee and the cycle just repeats again and again.
Im sorry guys
010 - 13th & Kedzie ?
60 yr old pedestrian run't over by fleeing thugs.
What's a TVB worth these days?
Tact spot for another period or trying to get the shaky Sgt off your back?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
Vanecko Vision and Security Co.
Anonymous said...
To 01:23 AM, you left out Rollo, who got em the weed.
3/17/2017 08:52:00 AM
011 caught him after a fifteen block, one rock in a sock foot chase. Unfortunatly, he ditched the rock before they caught him. They did an ISR, which only took them a couple of hours to do.
When will Chicago coppers finally learn the outcome is not worth the agony if someone is injured or someone is killed due to chasing some thugs let it go not worth hurting innocent people times of changed policing is changed the police department is giving direct orders not to chase it is simple as that unless you're stupid or totally and say thanks first do not chase simple as that. If you're going to will call balls out that call had better be a 10 one a police officer calling for help off duty police officers family calling for help other than that I'll be the launch the ghetto nonsense has been going on for hundreds of years let it go the law of the jungle will prevail the strongest animal wins it is simple as that you don't need a college education to figure this out.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
3/17/2017 12:07:00 AM
Geez, when did we start hiring guys such as you. If if I felt compelled to install security cameras around my house I wouldn't be looking for a good installer; I'd be looking for a good realtor. Hmmm, you must live in 019, or Edgebrook.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
3/17/2017 12:07:00 AM
Alert Protective Services installed my house alarm a few years ago, and I'm very happy with their service. I was a little worried about the installation. The crew that came to the house to install were very professional, (not thugs). They install cameras too. They like the police. Talk to Tony.
Link to Alert Protective Services
Whoever created that bulletin, please apply to the academy in the next notice of job opportunity. Please.
I learned the guys in trouble are the guys doing work...so the guys doing nothing don't get in trouble! Ok I got now!
As a Sgt and working police officer formerly, I concur in our new environment. Please follow the listed policy!
Everybody is getting jammed up for this crap.It's not worth the time or effort, the glory days are gone.
JUST SAY "NO"
still hear it... "Squad, we have an on view hand waver who said that there is a westbound black SUV with a driver who was waving a gun at another driver at a red light. We have attempted to make a traffic stop, but the vehicle is now fleeing at a high rate of speed westbound from this location." Notify out supervisor that we are in a vehicle pursuit"...
Listen Francis...THAT'S a good reason to pursue a vehicle! If the asshat will point a weapon at another motorist, do you not believe he would point it at police?
Anonymous said...
Here is a thought, don't chase people for no good reason. (No, "because they ran" isn't a good reason) This is the Freddy Gray Lesson. If ya had a QUALITY reason to go after them in the first place, to pull them over in the first place, then yes, chase them and catch them! Eye contact and them going the other direction is not a reason to do violence upon Citizen and it is not a reason to put other innocent people in danger. Get that through your heads, PLEASE! See, people should not run but it really is true sometimes that police shouldn't chase - because ya really shouldn't be bothering folks int he first place. What a shocker, people dipping out is their way of say "no" to a "consensual contact" attempt.
Should someone flee from a stop over a tail light out? No, but at the same time, folks are sick and tired of all the OTHER stuff that has been done in the name of a Terry Stop ASIDE from the warning or the ticket for the defective light. Enough of that crap guys - seriously. There are robbers rapists and malicious murderers out there for you to be dealing with. SO when ya see a light out, grab the tags and send a ticket in the mail, first a warning, with a response card people can send in to say it is repaired. Doesn't that seem like a better solution?
Here is a thought, spend yer time serving WARRANTS already outstanding! Then, a CHASE is WORTH IT because yall already KNOW who it is running AND WHY! The best part - nobody can whine at ya about why yer chasing!
3/17/2017 12:16:00 PM
1. You can't chase solely for warrants. You're wrong.
2. You haven't arrested anyone for murder or rape. Ever.
3. You don't know how many good arrests have been made as a result of proper probable cause based traffic stops. Often.
4. If you write a ticket as a p.o. you can mail it. But you also must complete additional paperwork. You figure out what that is. Doing said paperwork will keep you from getting killers and rapists. Address on ID or vehicle tag may not be current.
5. Police officer making a traffic stop is not a "consensual contact". If one is in violation of the law it is a duty of a police officer to address that violation and enforce the law. By law, one in violation does not get to determine the outcome of the contact or even simply avoid it. ILCS.
6. People don't get to "dip out" because they feel as if the police are bothering folks. It's called compliance. It's the law.
7. Disregarding/Violating 2 traffic control devices and or speeding more than 20mph above the posted speed limit with a lit up police car behind it makes it a felony in the state of Illinois. So now the "took off" becomes "felony took off".
Verify your info before you post something. Your stupidity may result in another's death. For example, Michael brown. Maybe big mike thought he was being bothered as he didn't charge at a cop, didn't beat a cop, didn't enter a cop's car, and didn't grab a cop's gun. Maybe big mike could be alive today to steal cigarillos had he just complied. Eric garner, had he simply complied, he just may still be breathing today. You mentioned freddie gray. The actions of mr gray initiated police contact. Actions of mr gray in the transport vehicle may have sped up his demise as he had health issues as well. Here is a thought... Comply. You don't get to act like an animal because you felt bothered or entitled. Comply.
***OT Can anyone recommend anyone who installs home security cameras that does good work?***
We just got a set of netgear arlos, wireless, waterproof and rechargeable. Every camera has a magnet in the back, so they'll stick onto anything ferrous.
"Maybe big mike thought he was being bothered as he didn't charge at a cop, didn't beat a cop, didn't enter a cop's car, and didn't grab a cop's gun."
Where I grew up, beating up anyone that carries a gun means you're getting shot. But that just might be my communist eastern europe childhood talking; evidently things are different now.
That pretty much sums it up.
Geez, when did we start hiring guys such as you. If if I felt compelled to install security cameras around my house I wouldn't be looking for a good installer; I'd be looking for a good realtor. Hmmm, you must live in 019, or Edgebrook.
3/17/2017 08:13:00 PM
In your case the phrase, " ignorance is bliss" really applies. Burglary is common in every community, city and burbs. And, every thief will tell you that they look for the easiest target . When you travel Europe, which has a property crime rate that equals the USA, you will see cameras, alarms and metal shutters on homes.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
still hear it... "Squad, we have an on view hand waver who said that there is a westbound black SUV with a driver who was waving a gun at another driver at a red light. We have attempted to make a traffic stop, but the vehicle is now fleeing at a high rate of speed westbound from this location." Notify out supervisor that we are in a vehicle pursuit"...
Listen Francis...THAT'S a good reason to pursue a vehicle! If the asshat will point a weapon at another motorist, do you not believe he would point it at police?
Hey Dumbass...hate to break this to YOU, but Coppers LIE. Get some REAL experience (off the beat car or out of the tact office), and you will see this to be true. It sucks when you come to that realization. But it most definitely does happen.
The word of the is "TERMINATE"
"Listen Francis...THAT'S a good reason to pursue a vehicle! If the asshat will point a weapon at another motorist, do you not believe he would point it at police?"
You've kind of proved the point here...You must belong to Ald. Arena "Knuckle dragging Sub-Human DNA puddle" And you are probably on a Tact team....
If in doubt...refer back to original post. A hand waver isnever a good excuse to chase. Did u ever think a that driver may have flashed a gang sign so the other driver lied to the police about the gun?
I thought NOT. Good luck chasing wind mills Don Quijote..
You gotta be crazy and stupid to chase anyone today !
Anonymous said...
still hear it... "Squad, we have an on view hand waver who said that there is a westbound black SUV with a driver who was waving a gun at another driver at a red light. We have attempted to make a traffic stop, but the vehicle is now fleeing at a high rate of speed westbound from this location." Notify out supervisor that we are in a vehicle pursuit"...
Listen Francis...THAT'S a good reason to pursue a vehicle! If the asshat will point a weapon at another motorist, do you not believe he would point it at police?
3/18/2017 12:19:00 AM
Hey Slick-Sleeve...
Mistuh "Hand Waver" is the one with the pistol...
"It" was about to happen but your big, dumb, blue butt
inconveniently showed up so Mistuh Hand Waver decided
to send your big, dumb, blue butt off on a goose chase...
Some of you guys are so fucking HARD HEADED!
Stop chasing!
Jump on the hand-waver's back and secure him while
putting your flash message out.
Oh wait... That's early 1980's Policing...
If YOU don't see THE FUCKING GUN with your own
fucking eyes, said GUN does not fucking EXIST.
Hope your 10-1 party at least has a stripper.
Numbskull.
Stay a Fetal
Stay a Fetal
F--k a on view bs
Hand wavers are always a trap for bull shit....Too many liars out here flagging down the PO PO when they want some revenge on a rival...
No reason to chase...Ever!
Good luck chasing windmills Don Quixote...
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