Saturday, April 01, 2017

Detective Special Ed

  • CPD’s Johnson: 7 South Shore murders not random acts of violence
"CPD's Johnson."

That's priceless comedy right there. We mean, you just cannot buy a laugh like that. We're still laughing even now at midnight.

And then, this brilliant insight:
  • 7 South Shore murders not random acts of violence
Wow. Who would have thought that 7 murders in the span of 12 hours was deliberate? We mean, there hasn't really been a gun constructed in the last few years that walks around on little gun-legs looking for minorities to shoot. You actually have to load, point, aim, and pull the trigger to make a gun go "bang!" Is that suddenly a "deliberate" act? We had no idea.

Thank goodness that Special Ed is leading us.

:::snicker:::

"CPD's Johnson." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for Special Ed and stipid Rham to go.
Rham said its because there are no jobs but about those guns

4/01/2017 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"CPD'S Johnson". Wowowowow...lmfao

4/01/2017 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is newly promoted Director by Eddie Johnson. Mr Glen Brooks.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2005-02-10/news/0502100320_1_parked-license-vehicle

4/01/2017 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love grandma saying boys were just innocent victims at wrong time / wrong place. Blah blah. When are black people FINALLY going to get tired of all the nonsense they create ?

4/01/2017 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed needs to get back to working a wagon and not have all this stress. The wagon days were good days Ed, nice naps long lunches one prisoner run and stay down on it for three hours.

4/01/2017 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed is such a mutt. He held a street corner press conference in the South Shore neighborhood. While he read the words written for him, not by him, he wore sunglasses. It was overcast without sun and/or glare. The sunglasses were clearly unnecessary. He must want to be jazz-club cool.

4/01/2017 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I caught the 'Special Ed' live conference he and the Exempts did from the Southside, and had to laugh at his hat. So, I think he might have sat on it because the upper part of the crown is broken by the shield. Really....He looks like a bus driver! As for the other Exempts, they are an embarrassment. And, I say that with a special shout out to "Melissa the Mush Mouth Mumbler." We shouldn't be calling them 'Exempts', we should be calling them "The Village People", or better yet "The Village Idiots." You guys ARE the smoke and mirrors. Anything for a Gold Star.....Right?

4/01/2017 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He said CPDs "Johnson " .....(cue in Bevis and Butthead laugh)...huh huh huh huh huh ......

4/01/2017 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“You will see a heavy police presence until we bring these individuals, get them in custody and hold them accountable for what they did,” he said.

did he SERIOUSLY say "accountable"?

oh the irony....

4/01/2017 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even more sadly the jokes on us and the joke master is Rahm.

4/01/2017 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops! Apologies to Special Ed. Just saw that Alderwoman Hairston and the First Deputy were also wearing sunglasses during the South Shore street corner presser.

4/01/2017 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were probably high

4/01/2017 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't we getting just a little butt sore from getting rahmed by CPD's Johnson every time we turn around? Some lube please.

4/01/2017 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He ( special Ed),just does not care,people shot/killed,news conference,repeat, don't forget,HE DID NOT WANT THE JOB......So this is what you get....

4/01/2017 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD sure has a lot of Johnsons.

4/01/2017 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed should strip Rham. Wait, Rham might actually like that. Kinky

4/01/2017 07:15:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I have even cooler sunglasses than those.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/01/2017 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it political correctness pressure because the sight of too much yellow tape or has the Crayola Crayon company taken pity? The Crayon company announced that they will stop putting Dandelion Yellow in their Crayon boxes! Haven't heard what will replace it, yet...

4/01/2017 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Fatman wants is going to load up the 3rd district with manpower. This we all know means STOP everything that moves. Gee Ed, I hope you mean Constitutional stops. To all the special units and gang and Tact teams sent in there. Make sure you only make constitutional stops. The ACLU is watching you. Oh, and just because the shooters were black don't forget to stop an equal number of white and brown people. You don't want to be called out for racial profiling. REMEMBER ED, YOU WANTED CONSTITUTIONAL STOPS ONLY, WELL YOU GOT IT.

4/01/2017 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I caught the 'Special Ed' live conference he and the Exempts did from the Southside, and had to laugh at his hat. So, I think he might have sat on it because the upper part of the crown is broken by the shield. Really....He looks like a bus driver! As for the other Exempts, they are an embarrassment. And, I say that with a special shout out to "Melissa the Mush Mouth Mumbler." We shouldn't be calling them 'Exempts', we should be calling them "The Village People", or better yet "The Village Idiots." You guys ARE the smoke and mirrors. Anything for a Gold Star.....Right?

4/01/2017 02:08:00 AM
Now there is a statement everyone can believe in the exempts on this department are pathetic nothing but a bunch of cloud heavy pension grabbing no nothing clowns. We can look at them and at least get a laugh they've accomplished nothing Eddie Eddie when you get the big job you have some promise but now after the exam lieutenants cheating debacle and not removing just shuffling the deck of the same old gold star gold braid grabbing people they never accomplished anything before and now they are fat and happy comfortable grabbing the big paycheck accomplishing nothing again I get them on a scale of 1 to 10 a complete zero. The department will never ever get better when you have leaders such as these not one of them deserves that position. But the fish stinks from the head down the old saying the mayor the alderman the police bosses are a direct reflection of a terrible no nothing management structure that just decimates the rank-and-file the hard-working Street police officers.

4/01/2017 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed was not put in charge for his brains.

4/01/2017 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same Glen Brooks , who was charged with DUI in Feb 2005
Great NOBLE ROLE MODEL
CPD needs more great role models like Mr Brooks in the CAPS Unit

Look at the South Shore CPD Press Conference photo ( in both newspapers)
The Command Structure for CPD seems to be all NOBLE Members
FOIA the membership list and you will find More Cheaters
Another day. Another NOBLE Political Appointee with a Huge Salary

Maybe Trumkp and Sessions are right to hold back the Federal Grant monies
More role model appointees to come before 9.5 fingers election

4/01/2017 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is some more irony. In the Sun Times on Saturday is a headline that says murders are down. The next page has a headline that says 7 were murdered in a span of 12 hours. One article reports Chicago's per capita murder rate at 28 per 100,000, low numbers compared to other cities while an article a couple of pages later reports on the stunning increase in murders in Mexico to fill the vacuum caused by the arrest of El Chapo. The article goes on to say that since Chapo's arrest the per capita murder rate in Mexico increased from 16.6 to 21.3 per 100,000. That's still 6.5 lower than ChiRaq! Yeah, there's nothing to see here.

4/01/2017 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 black people murdered
When is the BLM march?
Where is Fr Flaky and the Cardinal's "Blue Ribbon" commission?

One of the media reports actually had the guts to show the aspiring scientists facebook pages showing them waving (gasp) guns and flashing gang signs
I'm sure this earned a stern call from Rahm's office

4/01/2017 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ironic that CPD's Johnson has no balls... except for the ones belonging to the mayor that usually rest on his chin.

4/01/2017 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How in the heck can the city issue a vehicle to someone, anyone, whose license is suspended or revoked? Cops used to have to show their driver's license to the WC on Wednesday inspection day. Politics and clout rule the CPD. I wonder whose these two clowns are sponsored by?

4/01/2017 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is newly promoted Director by Eddie Johnson. Mr Glen Brooks.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2005-02-10/news/0502100320_1_parked-license-vehicle

Funny, Ford is still in her position as well. Not quite sure what any of them do as there is no longer a CAPS program.....Lots of salaries for nothing.

4/01/2017 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont you listen to these deplorables Ed. Because if your a dumb shit whats that make the rest of us?

4/01/2017 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie can't even investigate the LIEUTENANTS CHEATERS LIST and yet he claims to solve street crimes. The CHEATERS test is easy, if you had balls, you would solve it and show that you had integrity. You are a merit and that says everything.

4/01/2017 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD's Bald Stubby Johnson: "Guns Dont Kill People. People Kill People"

4/01/2017 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunglasses help to keep track of visions in their eyes.
Corey Hart

4/01/2017 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson started this BS.... Every time he is on live TV he always says"CPD this, CPD that.." looks so unprofessional, just say Chicago Police Department....

4/01/2017 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Chicago what'ya say, we got Your Johnson right here today.
More words than wisdom come from this sharpie, still the folks of color are not listening to him or rev-Pflaker.
They know it and they will not admit it.
So Wind Bag Special Ed is implementing a "short-term" solution (he is, indeed).
Saturate the entire area where the 7 murders were allowed.
He doesn't want to offend anyone though, especially any thugs that may stray away from his targeted blocks.
Then, did Special Ed just implement a temporary nuclear option...Stop and Frisk on anyone that the "heavy police presence" deems "accountable for what they [might] do" ?
How this stooge can grandstand at a podium with Rahm's pre written speech and nobody challenges him about what has he really done in his first year other than double the murder rate of any of his predecessor's.

Believe me kids, the only ones held accountable will be those officers writing ISR's on anyone ACLU can use to promote their agenda.

Stay Fetal and out of the ghetto.

4/01/2017 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, what an embarrassment to law enforcement! Has this dole ever even made an arrest? Probably way to busy studying the answers to any test he ever took.

4/01/2017 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I love grandma saying boys were just innocent victims at wrong time / wrong place. Blah blah. When are black people FINALLY going to get tired of all the nonsense they create ?

4/01/2017 01:18:00 AM

This will only happen in the "black community" (which is different from just black people) when the violence THEY (not inanimate objects) perpatrate effects them directly financially. Make each and every incident lower welfare benefits and this nonsense will stop almost instantly. Bet on it.

4/01/2017 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supt’s hat looks fine to me. Maybe you should start using your vision plan.

4/01/2017 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD's johnson...........

i like that one :)

4/01/2017 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You obviously have a personal problem with “Melissa” with your “special shout out”. I could clearly hear and understand what she stated at the news conference. I’m sorry that you’re apparently hearing impaired and angry.

4/01/2017 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell would eddie know about fighting crime? He's sleeping with a criminal and still can't find one!! A merit hack since day one, time to retire buddy!

4/01/2017 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's ok people. This whole 7 murder thing is just some restorative justice between the old BPS and the young BPS. After a few more bodies drop everything will be A-ok.

4/01/2017 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as I said before stupid is stupid does plenty of police for the ghetto no police for Edison park, norwood park or oriole park

4/01/2017 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember SCC: We don't "pull" the trigger.... we "squuuuuueeeezzzee" the trigger. Lol

4/01/2017 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy might just be as dumb as Dart!

4/01/2017 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Was it political correctness pressure because the sight of too much yellow tape or has the Crayola Crayon company taken pity? The Crayon company announced that they will stop putting Dandelion Yellow in their Crayon boxes! Haven't heard what will replace it, yet...

Special Chicago Edition of Crayons: Includes the new Color : Chalkie -
Might as well get the youngsters practiced up on body outlines.

4/01/2017 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is newly promoted Director by Eddie Johnson. Mr Glen Brooks.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2005-02-10/news/0502100320_1_parked-license-vehicle

This is a damn shame. This should be forwarded to every news outlet. This department is a fucking joke..

4/01/2017 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck KJ AKA fake ass Kevin Johnson. Will someone please shed some light on how this Commanders covert vehicle gets shot up while he was in the 15th district farting around on New Years Eve and he's the 11th district commander.
Oh but this is confidential information but so was the answers to the Lt test. I heard he called Special Ed crying like a bitch and Ed thought he was talking to Jamal

4/01/2017 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could special ed be related to ralph candon. He was wearing ralph's hat the other night.

4/01/2017 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No shit Ed! Did we all think Richard Speck came back from the grave? How embarrassing this city is.

4/01/2017 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the term "the village people" for the panel of clout exempts when they're on TV. They are so embarrassing. A bunch of mega rich dopes that If it were not for they're connections they'd be security guards at Great America.

4/01/2017 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The offenders vehicle in shootings was found close to mayors house parked. Love the drama. It's like a damn soap opera Can't make this shit up

4/01/2017 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Was it political correctness pressure because the sight of too much yellow tape or has the Crayola Crayon company taken pity? The Crayon company announced that they will stop putting Dandelion Yellow in their Crayon boxes! Haven't heard what will replace it, yet...


4/01/2017 07:36:00 AM

"Chalkie White"

4/01/2017 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago keeps promoting stupid. Good job guys.

4/01/2017 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone post the facebook pictures of the two brothers ("nice young men, according to their neighbors and relatives) showing them with guns and gang signs?

4/01/2017 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sugar, dialysis affecting mental acuity?
Kidneys affecting electrolytes?
Betcha reaction time is decreased and he'd
Have a tough time placing a tight group.
That goes for Dean "King Range" Angelo, too.
Tommy Dart, police that brass!

4/01/2017 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed is a mut who also saw the van dyke video and signed off on the shooting as well!!!
I hope van dyke's lawyer calls these boss to testify on signing off on the shooting!!!

4/01/2017 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the country song says "the jokes on you and it ain't funny"

4/02/2017 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fuck KJ AKA fake ass Kevin Johnson. Will someone please shed some light on how this Commanders covert vehicle gets shot up while he was in the 15th district farting around on New Years Eve and he's the 11th district commander.

$$$$

Because gang conflicts make sure to stay boarders by cpd district lines. Typical guy who knows nothing. Many gangs in 011 and 015 died with each other. The same as in 003 and 004, 007 and 008, 007 and 009 and every other district in the city. But you having the extent of street knowledge you do blindly believe that because a district ends so does the gang involvement of a district. No idiot, gangs and violence travel. Go back to spending a half hour of tryin to talk some woman out of a domestic report that would take you 4 minutes to complete...

4/02/2017 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simply priceless..

4/02/2017 11:16:00 AM  

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