Special Ed's Car
Is this true?
- All this is great to hear. However, what made me smile the most today, was hearing that Special Ed's unmarked police SUV was broken into while parked right in front of his crib.
His hat with shield was rumored to be in the car and left put by the offender(s). But now for the $100,000 question...
What WAS taken from the vehicle? Anyone over at 277 care to enlighten the readers here at SCC?
The rumor we heard was that the only existing copy of the IAD investigation into Wheezie, Mrs. Wysinger and others, WITH DISCIPLINARY RECOMMENDATIONS ATTACHED, was taken. No other copies are known to exist. An unconfirmed report had a recently retired exempt leaving the area.
UPDATE: We guess it's true:
UPDATE: We guess it's true:
- Police are stepping up patrols in the Bridgeport neighborhood after someone broke into Chicago Police Supt Eddie Johnson’s unmarked SUV.
It was discovered Saturday morning when officers went to Johnson’s home to pick him up. “They noticed the interior of the car was in disarray,’’ said [...], head spokesman for the Chicago Police.
Though items from the glove box were tossed about, no weapons were inside the city-assigned SUV and it didn’t look like anything was taken. The SUV, which had nothing confidential or valuable inside, was not damaged....
Police said it's likely either a door was accidentally left unlocked after returning from a security detail Friday night, or the locks malfunctioned.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
158 Comments:
The locks malfunctioned!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Description of the offender. M-2 6 feet tall 275 lbs. 60-65 years old bald head last seen wearing a gold star. Was overheard telling witnesses he was shot in the head in the line of duty and how great of a leader he is. Goes by the nickname "bubblehead". Last seen headed west bound towards to the casino with fundraiser money.
Ed can't stop crime in is own block. There is also a major problem in his area with drag racing. A few deaths also occurred with the racing.
City is lost. It's game over.
Security detail????? He working a side job???????
How convenient
If the rumor about that "report" missing from Special Ed's car is true one cannot help but say to themselves: Hmmmm ... that's very interesting.
Again, if it is true, at least Special Ed can't say his dog ate the report. Well, maybe he can - and our intrepid investigative "journalists" would buy into that story - no questions asked.
Nothing to see here folks. Move along.
I would have loved to have read it was stolen and driving all around the city. Its like anyone is going to chase it and by the chance the criminal(s) were caught it's not like they would get charged with anything meaningful.
Who wants to sign the affidavit? Or, is there unclaimed kidney on the front seat?
Rham has his back boys, girls, and any others who don't identify with the first two like myself
He lives in the BP? No way! OTOH, Wheezie can walk to work after a sleepover! Who says Special Ed doesn't think ahead?
"Though items from the glove box were tossed about, no weapons were inside the city-assigned SUV and it didn’t look like anything was taken. The SUV, which had nothing confidential or valuable inside, was not damaged...."
Yeah, ok. Sure. Whatever.
* An ET responded and gave the vehicle 'The Deluxe'.
* Dicks canvassed the area like they do after shootings and Homeycides.
* New Affairs on scene.
* Nearby surveillance systems checked to see if anything of value was captured.
* Stepped-up patrols courtesy of the 009th District.
* And surely a Special (Ed) Attention until further notice.
All for a CTTV minimum, Theft From Vehicle max?
I call bullshit. They ain't blowing through these many resources because 'The Kidney' forgot to lock his doors and "nothing" went missing from his city provided whip. And how preposterous to say the door lock may have malfunctioned leaving a single door unlocked?! On a brand new vehicle? Hell. Fucking. No.
Can the ET who took the pix verify if there was damage/paint transfer to the front of this SUV from when the Stupidintendent drove through the gate at Fort Fellatio a couple weeks ago? What's that? You say you haven't heard about that yet?
SpecialEd will.say that the only copy of the investigation was lost, there's nothing to be done, case closed.
COMPLETE AND UTTERLY B#LLSH!T.
This is the 21st century. Even though this may not be the most advanced department in the world, we do have computers. The file was printed. So just run off another.
Department is tripping over printers. Try to find a typewriter with a use able ribbon.
Why should we taxpayers believe anything in your report?
You lie to us about everything else right?
Wonder how foggy the stats really would be if it wasnt for the likes of heyjackass and this great site.
Huh?
So Ed had the investigation findings and
disciplinary recommendations stolen from
his own vehicle?
If there were actually any modicum
of integrity, that report would have been
under lock, key and heavy guard.
How many are going to benefit from the
sole copy of these findings growing legs
and walking away?
Actually, We don't think Well Fed Ed is
smart enough to facilitate thus in this manner.
Maybe Rahm or one of his propeller-heads
came up with this?
Either very cute, or very stupid...
This is the shit you get when the
clouted morally bereft, integrity challenged
and intellectually disinterested are shot up
the ladder to critical oversight and policy
making positions within the department because
they pledged to protect their political sponsors
from criminal investigations.
Which is why the unclouted blueshirt has
an unquenchable blood lust for the Feds
to come in and hang every dirty and corrupt
clouted ass at HQ and City Hall after a "thorough
investigation and a fair trial."
...After all,
it's FINALLY their turn, right?
Seeing as how enough Policemen
have been/are being lynched to
appease the mob.
"Police said it's likely either a door was accidentally left unlocked after returning from a security detail Friday night, or the locks malfunctioned."
Or there is about 6 key fobs for the vehicle and 5 of them are unaccounted for.
Priceless. I think I just wet myself!
Oh juicy! If only you could get your blog a copy!!!
Cmon
So, I guess no one saves reports on computers anymore?
Off topic i just want to let everybody know that are new fop president not only came to are roll call on friday night by himself but also attended a hearing w the commander w a p.o.just want everyone to know hes a stand up guy. No i have no relation to him just thought people should know what he did.
His special car got broken into?
tell me more about "fort fellatio".......
she didn't get paid so she came back looking for her money........
It is a government document. there are always multiple copies.
China made locks, almost always one side will malfunction. I totally understand Ed's pain, these new vehicles are so unreliable. We believe it.
I'll have to use that one.... Locks malfunctioned.
Wanna bet the answers for the next test were in there?
$100 to any idiot that pulls up that case report!!
Left the door unlock, or do you mean he failed to secure a City Owned Vehicle. No signs of force entry. That sounds Preventable and worthy of a SPAR. If that was any other officer, he would received a SPAR, No Media attention, No stepped up Patrols. They would write an article in the Daily Bulletin that will State, did you know when operating a Department / City Owned Vehicle officers are reminded by General Order that they are physically secure that vehicle. Failure to comply with thus order and the officer will face Disciplinary Action. To be read at Roll Call for the next 7 days.
Maybe they stole the computer the report what typed on too. Only one copy, what bullshit!
Uh, it's a joke about the report, people.
Just spit my coffee.
Superintendent KidneyBeans is a ignorant joke. His lying cheating worthless girlfriend needs to be fired. Every time I see him I want to puke.
Never thought in 28 years I would be totally embarrassed to say I work for CPD.
May 15th and goodbye CPD & Chirac. Good luck recruits your gonna need a miracle.
Where was Weezee's criminal offspring that night.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION FOR MAYOR, He or She has my vote 👏🏽🙌
An inside source told me his resignation letter was inside the vehicle.
Lock the damm doors dummy !
Looks like the question of what will be done to Fat Ed's chicken head has been answered!! She's supposex to be headed to Virginia in July for training with the FBI along with Ward. Meaning they both will be promoted, so for evsryone who cheated on exams looks like there is only reward. And people wonder why this dept is swirling around the toilet! Cheaters of every rank continue to advance and can't lead a drunk to the bathroom! SCC reach out to some of your sources I'm sure they got the email about this.
Don't fret those documents are secure in a safe located on the North west side of town currently owned by a recently retired Lt from the Koschman Homicide cover up investigation...
Hope he called 311 to make the report and not tie up valuable resources by making cars respond....
Who is getting stripped?
Ok, the part about the report being stolen was sarcasm, aka humor. Did no one else get that?
WHEEEEEZZZZEEEE,it makes perfect sense now why she isn't at work half the time,she is running 009 out of bridgeport sub station....WHEEEEZZZZEEEE,you are good....
I second, "C'mon"
I feel so safe in this city knowing that Eddie's car and get broken into & the only thing the thief would steal is a file!?!
I smell continued corruption
Non- officer here with a (probably) annoying question: who is "Wheezie" and "Mrs. Wysinger" and what are the stories behind them?
Thx in advance for any info
So if i find a hat shield on the street it must not be special ED's?
Thanks for the info it will look great in my collection of badges 300$ bounty!
What part of Bridgeport he living in
HOW CONVIENENT.........That is all..............
When his new vehicle gets broken into, the locks conveniently malfunctioned.
When your piece of shit squad car, with actual broken locks gets rummaged through, you get a spar.
Security detail? Where? The closest strip club? Hahahahahahahaha!!!
J.J.
The locks malfunctioned or were blocked??? LOLOLOLOLOL FU you liars. The people of this city are idiots since our officials think they can just lie to our faces and nothing is ever done. Sheep. Pathetic, just another lie.
Bridgeport? When did ED move to Bridgeport?
Get ready PO's in 009, your about to have a car down on every shift in front of Eddie's house.
always thought take home cars were to be parked in nearest CPD lot--or in a garage- and not to be left on the street overnight...
Top Cop's Car Burglarized — And He Blames The Car!
We haven’t seen an eye-roller like this in a long, long time.
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2017/04/top-cops-car-burglarized-and-he-blames.html
If the only copy of the investigation report was in the car, I will bet some media people would pay big bucks for the report. If only the person that has it knew what it was actually worth, no questions asked. In Blago's words, "This thing could be golden."
FIGURES! This place and command staff are an absolute joke.
Rule 13
Failure adequately to secure and care for Department property.
When will the CR investigation begin for failing to lock the vehicles door.
5/01/2017 12:43:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who wants to sign the affidavit? Or, is there unclaimed kidney on the front seat?
5/01/2017 12:45:00 AM
Say what you want about Special Ed, but making jokes about someone's medical condition should be out. There's just something fundamentally wrong about that. You wouldn't make fun about someone's cancer, or maybe you would. Your parents didn't teach you right.
19-Edward, now turn the other cheek Special Ed. Don't step up the patrol, instead de-escalate the situation and remain professional. It's only a vehicle. Remember the offenders have rights says the new "Useless Force Model". "In all of my 28 years on this job I can't see how this could happen. This is concerning. We are going to investigate this to the fullest and if it takes us there, we're going to go there. As for right now I have more questions than answers." -Special Ed.
Is someone getting fired or promoted?
Well I guess that is the end of that problem for special ed. Now Ed is going to strip himself for failure to secure department property!
Tank Head Eddie should be stripped for stupidity.
The door was unlocked...
The locks ummm, malfunctioned...
There was a flood. An earthquake. A plague of locust... my Tux didn't come back from the cleaners.... it wasn't my fault! (apologies to The Blues Brothers).
Seriously, only in the once great City of Chicago, now transformed through decades of Democratic Rule into the Shitty of Chiraq, could the vehicle of the POLICE SUPERINTENDENT get robbed!
Seriously, in most cities, criminals KNOW who the cops are - marked and unmarked cars. They know where the cops live. And by and large, they don't fuck with their shit because they know "it'd be bad". There's easier pickings, with much less drama, and physical trauma when caught. Less chance of jail, and so on.
But in Chiraq? With the Revolving Door BLM Justice Center in charge? Sheeeeet, ain't no big thang! Ain nuffin gonna happen. Cops can't chase ya. Cops can't beat ya with a stick no mo. Cops can't cuff yo ass up wiffout gibin ya'll a receipt wit der name on it and den fillin out a 900 page report. No one sees nuffin' cause snitches get stitches! We be running up in dis her bitch!
So it's no wonder he got robbed. This Once Great City, and Once Great State are done. Kaput. Finito! Over $250 BILLION in bills, $72 billion in assets, and $35 billion a year in revenue- so even if you sold EVERYTHING, and took all the money you bring in for a few years and put it to the bills - you're still fucked! Can't do anything. Can't ever catch up. Bankruptcy is the only way out but that doesn't get you elected, so you keep borrowing and digging that hole deeper.
I'm done. My family's done. The climate's not that bad, but the politicians are stripping us down to the bones - work our asses off, can't save anything, and the bills keep going up so they can redistribute our money to the Gib Me Dat crew members. Fuck it. Looking for a job out of State. Selling the house. Selling the side businesses. Picking up, moving, and never looking back. And that's a really sad, sad thing - we've been here 5 generations.
Thanks for nothing Democrats.
Special Ed lives on South Racine .not the 07 ghetto ?
Only copy ..?? LOL
I think they want us to pull their finger
"News"radio said it was a Tahoe, unlocked. That was broadcast Sunday morning.
ET ?
Residential burglary victims do not get an ET
Andy Shaw ,Chuck Gouidie ,Pam ZLook into this
How many burglary , sex offense , domestic battery victim with injury Do Not Get service from an ET
A policeman needs a security detail ?
If he has his own company car why are people going to his house to pick him up?
Put in in the garage
Beautiful! This made NATIONAL news, but no mention
of the crib, so I guess Donald Trump is right, the Media
is fixed. Again, the official line is that the unmarked SUV
was either unlocked or the locks malfunctioned. Maybe
Mr. Robot is in town. (Remember, crime is DOWN!)
Offer a reward !!!
Special Ed on WGN saying shootings down 13%. HJ has them up 2%. Lying sack of stupid.
5/01/2017 01:06:00 AM
Uh...you know theft from vehicle is burglary
1:06 is hilarious. Bullshit indeed, complete and utter bullshit.
Is he looking at 3 days?
Pretty clever Ed. After the smoke clears I will be reading about you and your handlers in large print.
A question, why do these hand job bosses all have drivers (special ed, pena, Navarro, west) yet every single fire boss I see drives his own dumb ass around. Wouldn't these "drivers" be better utilized on the street? What is so fucking important that these fools cannot drive themselves? The police need security? WTF
Guys. It's under sarcasm and silliness. The part about the IAD test investigation copy is a joke.
I think the mofo who took the report should be sparred.
Ha ha, Special Eds car troubles is linked on Drudge.
Quick somebody get him some pepto, his heartburn just got worse!
"Stepped up patrols" for a a non-theft / CCTV, what SpecialEd called a "crime of opportunity" ?
What are these stepped up patrols going to do?
Stop any free citizen walking down his street, that may or may not live in the area?
What happened to civil rights and racist harassments?
Supposingly the vehicle trespasser checked;
• the glove box....empty.
• the center console ...empty.
• between the seat cushions for coins...empty.
• between Special Ed's ears...empty.
Nobody in custody, Detectives are investigating.
The First Dep Supe has more questions than answers.
They removed the bug that was in his car for a year. Merry Xmas Eddie, you sound great talking away in your car and talking shit about Rahm and stupid white asshole coppers, and the dean of the alderman, the Chairman Eddie B.
The other shit you sang about, to be continued.
Special ed was working VIR time are hard for him I guess
Moving on up good job special ed
They don't even try to hide how crooked they are anymore. Cocky bastards.
I pray that one day they get their just desserts in whatever way karma feels most fitting to the situation.
Nice example to set regarding securing dept. property.
Police said it's likely either a door was accidentally left unlocked after returning from a security detail Friday night, or the locks malfunctioned."
um years ago not securing your assigned vehicle would be a spar.just sayin
Failure to secure department vehicle/equipment.
When will he be taking his days???
Cmon Mannn
If his driver left the door unlocked does that mean he/she won't now automatically be made meritorious Sgt?
IFIYGD forgot to ask if s/he, me, you or the average Joe would get such service. I'm gonna guess not since they don't even send ETs out to process garage burglaries let alone - ahemmmmm - "CTTVs". Unless of course you're the Big Guy and your department vehicle was just "rifled thru". Nora Paul!! What's next?? Kidney Ed oversleeping for a morning meeting and using the old "damn! I set my alarm for 6PM"!! Newsflash "Boss", when you lie about little shit like this no one - NO ONE - believes anything else you say or do. By the way, how's the investigation into your test cheating squeeze and her UNNoble secret study group partners going? Fuck you, Ed.
Security detail ??? Why would the Supt. of Police need a security detail ???
Crooked CPD. Crooked Rahm & Eddie. MAGA, GO Trump !
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
He's making a ton of dough and he went from a challenged neighborhood to another challenged neighborhood. He should have gone to Bronzeville, not Bridgeport. No crime, low real estate taxes, plenty of on-duty police, even closer to work and the joy of life associated with all four reasons. What was he thinking?
What was wheezees son doin. .
"The Kidney" lmao
Anonymous Anonymous said...
SpecialEd will.say that the only copy of the investigation was lost, there's nothing to be done, case closed.
COMPLETE AND UTTERLY B#LLSH!T.
This is the 21st century. Even though this may not be the most advanced department in the world, we do have computers. The file was printed. So just run off another.
Department is tripping over printers. Try to find a typewriter with a use able ribbon.
5/01/2017 01:
Are you that dense?
It was a joke...... get a sense of humor.
I hope they SPAR formed the guy that left the door unlocked...they couldn't steal his dignity... that was taken/given up years ago
Rahm knows nothing about this...
Anonymous said...
They removed the bug that was in his car for a year. Merry Xmas Eddie, you sound great talking away in your car and talking shit about Rahm and stupid white asshole coppers, and the dean of the alderman, the Chairman Eddie B.
The other shit you sang about, to be continued.
5/01/2017 12:10:00 PM
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Take the deal Eddie when you door bell rings at 0500 hrs. Immunity will still get you a Kidney. You and your side squeeze have problems, looks like you will be tricking her out.
You still might get social security as a pension.
A columnist is ready to print out this appeared to be CDDV, and some serious rumors. Hard wired bugs keep on giving spoken words. We can just imagine his driver' words when Eddie was out of car and where it went. Your close friends Little Kimmie and Pipplewinkle will be out of office when you ring them.
You picked the right guy Rahn-Bo.
Anonymous said...
Rule 13
Failure adequately to secure and care for Department property.
When will the CR investigation begin for failing to lock the vehicles door.
5/01/2017 08:48:00 AM
_________________________
Have you ever seen how easy it is to unlock one car door? I am just saying. Perhaps it was locked.
This city makes a mockery of good hard working Police Officers, how does the brass in this dept. look itself in the mirror? Chicago a once great city is a laughing stock. Keep voting for them democrats. ♠️
BART robberies up 45% over last year.
Crime is DOWN nationwide!
Say what you want about Special Ed, but making jokes about someone's medical condition should be out. There's just something fundamentally wrong about that. You wouldn't make fun about someone's cancer, or maybe you would. Your parents didn't teach you right.
5/01/2017 09:04:00 AM
Aw, shut your pie-hole! I was just kidneying around!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Special ed was working VIR time are hard for him I guess
5/01/2017 12:37:00 PM
Scamming Wheezie frequently "works" VRI..... with no time as a Lie-Tenant how does that work?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Special ed was working VIR time are hard for him I guess
5/01/2017 12:37:00 PM
Times are tough..... him and Wheezie just bought a 600K house
But did he say, " Swear Fo God".
Dean Angelo is trying to get the Board of Directors to give him the Fop car as a parting gift. Isn't it bad enough that he stole from our pension fund fund for over a decade? We will see.
It's really comical how the superintendent of police needs a security detail this city is so crime infested even the boss who is in charge needs people to protect him? When Phil was the boss he had a part-time driver which was a female who drove them around the meetings and things of that nature. Phil drove himself many places how ridiculous is this is our superintendent of police that scared that he needs a security detail? If so he needs to resign. And that bullshit excuse of one lock on the door not working does anyone believe that nonsense? I guess when you lie it's easy when you keep lying like how his girlfriend cheated on the lieutenants exam and the rest of them dead depriving hard-working fully sergeants of getting that promotion. No wonder why this police department Is the laughingstock is because of leaders like this and of course our mayor who is underfunded our pension fund we are under 25% find it Kevin Graham what are you doing about this major indiscretion
Shit...
Inspectors used to haunt the parking lots in
the districts and "steal" a copper's hat
or other equipment and/or plant contraband/
money in the unlocked/unsecured squad...
>Yo' ass just been "integrity Checked,' Office!<
Maybe an Inspector is just funnin' with
Well Fed Ed to see if he actually
reports anything missing.
He gets to enjoy the fruits of his labor, or lack thereof.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A question, why do these hand job bosses all have drivers (special ed, pena, Navarro, west) yet every single fire boss I see drives his own dumb ass around. Wouldn't these "drivers" be better utilized on the street? What is so fucking important that these fools cannot drive themselves? The police need security? WTF
5/01/2017 11:57:00 AM
Because none of the Hand Job Bosses (up to and including 95% of the Alder-Creatures and Rahm and Daley) have the first clue as how to protect themselves if the Security Douchebag Asskisser Driver isn't there with the side arm.
You actually think Kidneybean Ed could find his fucking gun at this point in his career?
The locks malfunctioned? Yeah, that's what happened. Let's just assume they were left unlocked instead of making up ridiculous excuses based on nothing. Had to give him an out I guess. If anything's ever taken from my squad car, I guess I can just say the locks malfunctioned. It's now a known issue on department vehicles. Thanks Eddie!
SCC, you really need to start putting sarcasm and jokes in big red letters or something. There are so many dumb people posting here who believe everything you write. Even with the sarcasm and silliness tags, these morons start ranting about the obvious joke you posted. It's painful to know these people exist. Please help them to identify extremely obvious jokes in the future. Thanks.
Does he have any Russian neighbors to blame?
Dude thought that he had found the mother load inside fat Ed's vehicle. Just a box of twinkies and zingers.
Sounds like something important musr have got lost or stolen coincidentally...Ok
I have more questions than answers.
So, does ed lie and say nothing was taken in order to downgrade yet another crime, from burglary to cttv?
People/Folks know it's the supes ride. Yet another indication that we've lost the city.
Agree, these fools should drive themselves.
*** ALL CALL MESSAGE *** BOLO ***
Units in 009 and Silly-wide.
Looking for an educated subject who recently entered an unlocked vehicle and rummaged a glove box.
Subject may have been scared off by a window placard that read Chicago Police .
Detectives confirmed that all CPS students and alumni have been eliminated from the suspect list.
Source, SunTimes –
“There was paperwork that said ‘Chicago Police,’ but nothing confidential,” said Guglielmi, noting that it’s possible the trespasser bailed after seeing a “Chicago Police” parking placard.
There was a rape in 19 I can't find a description of the offender anywhere all the news says is he was wearing a dark sweater
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
5/01/2017 03:26:00 PM
I'm with you, Jake
I enjoy the comedy
off Topic. There is heavy talk that all of the unions are pushing for free healthcare at 29 and a Day regardless of age. They are kicking around different variations of that. Let's hope they get it because I'm gone if they do.
Different topic, just was watching 10pm news 5/1/17. Heard about carjacking at Marianos on Cumberland/Higgins in Park Ridge. Good chance they came from the Blue Line Cumberland stop. Commuter criminals. Check security cams on Blue Line. See them exit.
Just one copy in the whole wide world????.........What complete bullshit!
Was it a wardrobe malfunction?
I'm sorry but this is just flat out funny. My guess is that something of substantial importance had to be taken or else this buffoon would have saved himself the humiliation. Don't be surprised if a Supplemental Report or 2 document something accidentally overlooked on the original report.
Times are tough..... him and Wheezie just bought a 600K house
5/01/2017 05:59:00 PM
So, if this is true, do you still think that anything will come of the police cheating investigation? I didn't think so.
Anonymous said...
Does he have any Russian neighbors to blame?
5/01/2017 07:51:00 PM
Будьте осторожны со своими инсинуациями, товарищ.
*Be careful of your insinuations, Comrade.*
The reason the doors were left open was because there is nothing left to steel. The city is in the same shape, they stole everything already.
;)
Anonymous said...
It's really comical how the superintendent of police needs a security detail this city is so crime infested even the boss who is in charge needs people to protect him? When Phil was the boss he had a part-time driver which was a female who drove them around the meetings and things of that nature. Phil drove himself many places how ridiculous is this is our superintendent of police that scared that he needs a security detail? If so he needs to resign. And that bullshit excuse of one lock on the door not working does anyone believe that nonsense? I guess when you lie it's easy when you keep lying like how his girlfriend cheated on the lieutenants exam and the rest of them dead depriving hard-working fully sergeants of getting that promotion. No wonder why this police department Is the laughingstock is because of leaders like this and of course our mayor who is underfunded our pension fund we are under 25% find it Kevin Graham what are you doing about this major indiscretion
5/01/2017 06:28:00 PM
It's not a "security detail." This is a time honored and antiquated perk that politicians, especially cabinet members get. The original theory behind it was so if the vehicle the commissioner was in was involved in an accident, the driver would take the steam and have to appear in subsequent court proceedings, not the commissioner because they were department heads and too "valuable" to lose time going to court. That's the excuse they always gave. Simply ridiculous.
If memory serves right,
Some years back there were some kids
blowing the locks on Hondas
with a shot of compressed air.
The tool was a tennis ball with a hole
@ the size of a nickel...
>Whap!<
Open sez me...
Kind of wondering if modern cars
are still vulnerable to such
simple hacks.
Anonymous said...
Does he have any Russian neighbors to blame?
5/01/2017 07:51:00 PM
Nah...
Just some Polish guys doing a janky
rehab across the way.
I thought take home vehicles had to be parked at the station nearest the member's home.. Didn't an officer on the bait team get gigged for that? I guess they made that rule specifically for that officer. I guess the rule was made the same day the officer was reprimanded. Oops, well Ed that what happpens when you have to live in the same city you patrol.
Please, let's hear from the 2 coppers in 010 about a squad they used the evening before. The next day a 2nd watch officer found a bum locked in the cage. Seems the locks "malfunctioned" and the bum needed a place to sleep.
Thanks to that 2nd watch officer not handling it themself, paper was generated after they found a white shirt.
What the $1Million YouTube room...I mean hunchlab...didn't help???
Poor sap!
He needs to get blessed at church.
If anybody who wears a blue shirt was in as many investigations they would be a special concern and monitored. He can't even walk to his car to drive to HQ and he wants to lose weight???
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A question, why do these hand job bosses all have drivers (special ed, pena, Navarro, west) yet every single fire boss I see drives his own dumb ass around. Wouldn't these "drivers" be better utilized on the street? What is so fucking important that these fools cannot drive themselves? The police need security? WTF
5/01/2017 11:57:00 AM
They need someone to do any paper and explain what Police work is....
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Different topic, just was watching 10pm news 5/1/17. Heard about carjacking at Marianos on Cumberland/Higgins in Park Ridge. Good chance they came from the Blue Line Cumberland stop. Commuter criminals. Check security cams on Blue Line. See them exit.
5/01/2017 10:09:00 PM
Maybe they drove there in a stolen vehicle and just wanted to trade up? It's not like anyone is going to stop them...
Was this break in set up by Rahm and Ed?
Why would Special Ed report this?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought take home vehicles had to be parked at the station nearest the member's home.. Didn't an officer on the bait team get gigged for that? I guess they made that rule specifically for that officer. I guess the rule was made the same day the officer was reprimanded. Oops, well Ed that what happpens when you have to live in the same city you patrol.
No, you must be talking about the TAKE HOME and park at the nearest station cars.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Say what you want about Special Ed, but making jokes about someone's medical condition should be out. There's just something fundamentally wrong about that. You wouldn't make fun about someone's cancer, or maybe you would. Your parents didn't teach you right.
5/01/2017 09:04:00 AM
Aw, shut your pie-hole! I was just kidneying around!
5/01/2017 05:57:00 PM
My my my, you sure are full of piss and vinegar aren't ya? What are you, stoned or something? I gots ta tell John Dis. But I also have to ask you....do #KidKneesMatter ?
Please, let's hear from the 2 coppers in 010 about a squad they used the evening before. The next day a 2nd watch officer found a bum locked in the cage. Seems the locks "malfunctioned" and the bum needed a place to sleep.
Thanks to that 2nd watch officer not handling it themself, paper was generated after they found a white shirt.
5/02/2017 02:01:00 AM
You thought they would find a person in the back of a car and not inquire about way he was in there? You are delustional
Shoulda bought a crib a few blocks south in the Ville. Woulda got a lil more bang for the buck
Please, let's hear from the 2 coppers in 010 about a squad they used the evening before. The next day a 2nd watch officer found a bum locked in the cage. Seems the locks "malfunctioned" and the bum needed a place to sleep.
Thanks to that 2nd watch officer not handling it themself, paper was generated after they found a white shirt.
5/02/2017 02:01:00 AM
You thought they would find a person in the back of a car and not inquire about way he was in there? You are delustional
5/02/2017 01:52:00 PM
I hate to break it to you, but most of the people on the job are fucking morons like the OP. They are always outraged when people report vehicle damage, dope, and guns.
Hey dickhead, nobody is taking time for your stupid, lazy ass. Search your prisoner's and your car and it won't be a problem. Naw, just complain and wonder why you get treated like a dumb fuck.
My my my, you sure are full of piss and vinegar aren't ya? What are you, stoned or something? I gots ta tell John Dis. But I also have to ask you....do #KidKneesMatter ?
5/02/2017 12:01:00 PM
I was sober, but I am sure you were high when formulating your convoluted words. #StupidDoperSaysWha?
With 148 comments, this story has to be one
of the top SSC articles. Anyone ever consider it
was a diversion to distract from cheating scandal,
other corruption? Rahm, Dart, and now Special Ed
are like Mafia heads: 24/7 internal security.
Was the "crib reveal" a violation of Homeland Security?
If so, don't worry. Rahm will give him an empty "crib car",
but then again, that's like the dog chasing his tail: it's a marker.
(LOCK your doors, FOOL!)
I wonder if this was a full-on investigation.
Was the vehicle dusted for prints (they still do
that, right?). Was something embarrassing found
inside? Or maybe CityHall was sending a message
to dear old Ed. (Car guys in the can brag about "Gone in
60 seconds", then say "I timed myself; I finished in 45.")
The Dart Technical School certainly has plenty of candidates
pending or actually released who could have done this.
Is this Dart's power play for the Mayor job? Dirty deeds done
dirt cheap. Never let a crisis go to waste. Remember, Rahm was
real close to Mr. AC/DC himself.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Say what you want about Special Ed, but making jokes about someone's medical condition should be out. There's just something fundamentally wrong about that. You wouldn't make fun about someone's cancer, or maybe you would. Your parents didn't teach you right.
5/01/2017 09:04:00 AM
Aw, shut your pie-hole! I was just kidneying around!
5/01/2017 05:57:00 PM
Just proved me right.
I was told that a Crown Royal purple bag with $2300 in small bills was taken from the glove box. Don't quote me on that though.
28 years on the job
Promoted to Superintendent position
32 years of kidney problems
This condition should have been diagnosed during the Hiring Physical Exam
Should have diagnosed during the Physical RedMan at the Police Academy
Chicago Way. That's the answer I'm looking for. The Chicago Way
Feds removed listening device , oooops
Aw, shut your pie-hole! I was just kidneying around!
5/01/2017 05:57:00 PM
Just proved me right.
5/03/2017 08:53:00 AM
Oh, lighten up Gladys! Where can I send a lump of coal to you? No doubt your sphincter is tight enough to make it into a diamond.
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