Rats!
No, we mean literally. How old is the 001 District building?
Rat traps - not in the alley, not in the garage. In the building. The men's room to be exact. Rats walking around, bold as brass, like they own the place.
We heard that some watches have started naming the rats. Then they had to start numbering them because the rats were all named Rahm.
Labels: safety issues
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
61 Comments:
You should see the 010th District. Rats and mice running around all over the place. The CAPS and Detective's office are constantly trapping and killing them. It's pretty disgusting.
Rahm, Rahm Jr., Rahm II, Rahm III, Lil Rahm....kinda like George Foreman's kids all being named George. Coincidentally, the rats all have Rahm's eyes. Small and beady.
Mice...not rats. Big difference.
A 22 rifle or pistol with ratshot will take care of the problem without damaging the building.
How old is the 001st district???? HA!! How about that crumbling shithole they call the 004th district? The parking lot has been patched and packed more than Rhams ring finger in his winter gloves.
Put some rat poison down
Years ago when I fucking off in 006,I stepped out a squad and the biggest fucking rat with oddly 9.5 rat claws almost ran up my leg.,wtf
That is Lt Casey trying to catch dinner because he is such a snake.
Shhh, word on the street is most of those rodents are on the next sergeant,lieutenant merit list...
When headquarters and 1st district were at 11th and State the rats were so big we would put our spare uniform on them and send them out to walk our beat while we played Poker in the basement locker room.. Worked great for a while but we eventually got caught because the rats kept showing up to roll call unshaven and then mouthing off at the WC when he bitched. Damn rats.
The 001st district is horrible to deal with. Rude desk personnel, shakey and scared white shirts, and detention aids that move slower then molasses in January with no friendliness or sense of humor. I dread every time I have to go to that shitty station.
Oh, and out of curiosity, have they ever gotten around to fixing their sally port yet? I mean, it has only been for over a year that it has been broken. Funny how a district that has such high standards for visiting p.o.'s, can't seem to get around to fixing the one thing that most of us are there for to begin with.
Maybe some P.O.'s think it's not so bad, but I tell everyone I come in contact with not to ever bid over there. It's the type of place where they only act friendly and professional when Brass or scum politicos are around.
What about the 011dist?
You mean named Raht
not true only the dirty ones
One bit of advice, do not try using your sidearms for pest control.
If you must, try pistol shotshells. Expect it to be one of your last acts as an employed CPD officer (unless you are seriously clouted).
Rats on the Westside,
Bedbugs Uptown!
Four legged or two legged rats with fancy gold badges?
Retired .38 spl +P
Rats Dart could bring them a pizza and have a party cause this dad was a rat
2 legged or 4?
Too funny.
Progressive policies in liberal democrat sanctuary city don't allow for the extermination, or control, of criminals, illegal aliens and other vermin. Since the vermin have names, I guess they can vote now?
J.J.
The 2 legged rats are the real problem ♠️
Man and rat have co-existed for many centuries. Just ignore them, they are harmless. Actually some rats are kind of cute, and they serve as role models for democrat politicians.
My feeling is rats come in many forms. The Foxx rat, the Rahm rat, Special Ed Rat....
Not from Illinois, not in law.
Those are small mouse and insect glue traps. No story here.
city cut way down on the rat stuff in the alleys years ago didn't they?
Fillmore Rangers should remember the old We Toast rat club. Many a fat rat fell victim to .38 caliber shot shells.
There are Rat holes in all the mounds of wood chips in the parking lot. I watched them crawl up into the P/Os cars engines at 0500 in the morning. Kick your cars before getting in Ladies.
The rats were there before the building. The entire facility was built on the site of a motor vehicle junk yard full of rats.
Rahm doesn't want any competition when he drops by the district.
All the rats at city hall hows this news?:
Projection: Chicago's police pension fund will be broke in 2021
http://chicagocitywire.com/stories/511130434-projection-chicago-s-police-pension-fund-will-be-broke-in-2021
Excerpt:
At the end of 2020, LGIS estimates that the Policemen’s Annuity and Benefit Fund of Chicago will have less than $150 million in assets to pay $928 million promised to 14,133 retirees the following year.
Fund assets will fall from $3.2 billion at the end of 2015 to $1.4 billion at the end of 2018, $751 million at the end of 2019, and $143 million at the end of 2020, according to LGIS.
Calling out Kevin Graham. mike lappe,Kenny hauser now this should be #1 issue on contract and pension boards mind! Propaganda maybe, but knowing the corruption the mayor and the 50 are involved in would strongly agree this is truth!
Eddie burke your head of the finance for entire city and never call out the billions thrown away to rahms friends and family, never say anything about police but yet you carry "our star" all the time and carry a weapon whenever you want to, how about taking care,standing for the men and women in blue? You stand up for the illegal invaders, like rahm and the others how about us sir? Eddie your the city "historian" are you writing another book about how the city is being destroyed by rahm and the other elected? history will show this city finished!!
Thank God Chicago had the money for the De Paul Bid, eh! My inner Canadian speaking ooot!
Anonymous said...
2 legged or 4?
6/21/2017 05:44:00 AM
+1!!
They are not rats, they are illegal (undocumented) rodents. You all need to show more compassion. They moved in seeking a better life and should be humanly live trapped and released into the outdoors after a good meal. After all is said, the City of Chicago is sanctuary city and the kindness should also apply to our four legged friends.
This device shall now be known as the "Merit Nomination Box"
Some of these rats are fucking huge. I am dead serious.
What a mess , this towns in tatters.
The old 08 station on 63rd,,the rats spoke pretty good spanish
Even with numbering the rats they are all named 9.5.
002 has been infested by mice and rats for years. We also have large exotic roaches that are only seen in the amazon rain forest, but somehow made 002 their home. If that was not enough we have black fungus growing on the wall of the male loker room.
Not to mention the biohazard tape that is cutting off Central Detention Lockup and Juvy Processing. How many weeks has that been closed?
If they're trapping rodents then it must mean The District is desperate for CompStat activity.
They should make those tent style glue traps out of 4' x 8' sheets of plywood and put them along corridor to the back door to catch Merit rats ducking early.
Rodents are instinctively intelligent.
Merits are not.
(Check out the YouTube for "Pizza Rat")
none named richie?
I would be more concerned about the bedbug infestation in the lockup. Not likely you will accidentally bring a rat home on your uniform. Bedbugs, however, need only to stick to your pant leg and you're screwed.
For the worst RAT infestation within the city limits, check out City Hall and Fort Fellatio, 3510 S. Michigan Avenue.
How's this rat nonsense joey fergie dropped this to the media information we already know how he failed piss poor investigation but he got paid via huge new contracts with the city:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-ig-police-lieutenants-exam-cheating-report-met-20170621-story.html
One of the numbered rats was pregnant, so they called it... (wait for it)
"9.5"
Baarrrumbump!
Anonymous said...
Mice...not rats. Big difference.
6/21/2017 12:13:00 AM
Yeah, sure that's why the traps are marked "MAX" traps.
It's not 'Steamboat Willie' (Mickey Mouse's original name) they're trapping, it's RATS bigfuggin' RATS!!!
Holman sq has rats in the basement like they are
Having a dice game. Give you a look that kills.
I seen an 8 pound rat carrying a mate an
Burying the fuck. Was like a west side wake
The commander is totally an ass kisser to Rahm and crooked Sophia king. What's he going to do when they both get booted out?
It opened in 1998/1999ish.
Western Australian here, not cop, love the blog
Excuse me for going off topic...but does anyone know where I can buy a pair of those brown pants that JB Pritzker wears in those T.V. commercials? Kind of looks like the stuff Goldfinger was wearing in the old movie.
Thats for city council when they visit.
Projection: Chicago's police pension fund will be broke in 2021
http://chicagocitywire.com/stories/511130434-projection-chicago-s-police-pension-fund-will-be-broke-in-2021
Excerpt:
At the end of 2020, LGIS estimates that the Policemen’s Annuity and Benefit Fund of Chicago will have less than $150 million in assets to pay $928 million promised to 14,133 retirees the following year.
Fund assets will fall from $3.2 billion at the end of 2015 to $1.4 billion at the end of 2018, $751 million at the end of 2019, and $143 million at the end of 2020, according to LGIS.
Calling out Kevin Graham. mike lappe,Kenny hauser now this should be #1 issue on contract and pension boards mind! Propaganda maybe, but knowing the corruption the mayor and the 50 are involved in would strongly agree this is truth!
Eddie burke your head of the finance for entire city and never call out the billions thrown away to rahms friends and family, never say anything about police but yet you carry "our star" all the time and carry a weapon whenever you want to, how about taking care,standing for the men and women in blue? You stand up for the illegal invaders, like rahm and the others how about us sir? Eddie your the city "historian" are you writing another book about how the city is being destroyed by rahm and the other elected? history will show this city finished!!
Wouldn't it be a good idea for Kevin graham and the FOP to respond to this. Have an accounting firm check these figures and do a report and present it to the members. The Pension Fund has actuaries that can investigate this report and either agree or disagree with it
What's up with districts bathrooms lately smelling like something died and is growing mold? Been in 001, 003, 008, 014 the past month and they all smell disgusting. Very unsafe.
Jason Brown is working in 001 now?
Squad, Give me a number for a Rat mission.
Anonymous said...
All the rats at city hall hows this news?:
Projection: Chicago's police pension fund will be broke in 2021
http://chicagocitywire.com/stories/511130434-projection-chicago-s-police-pension-fund-will-be-broke-in-2021
Excerpt:
At the end of 2020, LGIS estimates that the Policemen’s Annuity and Benefit Fund of Chicago will have less than $150 million in assets to pay $928 million promised to 14,133 retirees the following year.
Fund assets will fall from $3.2 billion at the end of 2015 to $1.4 billion at the end of 2018, $751 million at the end of 2019, and $143 million at the end of 2020, according to LGIS.
Calling out Kevin Graham. mike lappe,Kenny hauser now this should be #1 issue on contract and pension boards mind! Propaganda maybe, but knowing the corruption the mayor and the 50 are involved in would strongly agree this is truth!
Eddie burke your head of the finance for entire city and never call out the billions thrown away to rahms friends and family, never say anything about police but yet you carry "our star" all the time and carry a weapon whenever you want to, how about taking care,standing for the men and women in blue? You stand up for the illegal invaders, like rahm and the others how about us sir? Eddie your the city "historian" are you writing another book about how the city is being destroyed by rahm and the other elected? history will show this city finished!!
6/21/2017 08:59:00 AM
Watts was a smart man $50,000 a week street tax he don't need a pension!
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
Fillmore Rangers should remember the old We Toast rat club. Many a fat rat fell victim to .38 caliber shot shells.
6/21/2017 08:08:00 AM
I haven't been there in over 20 years or so, but wasn't it 'We B Toast'? (Gettting old sucks, things are forgotten easier these days!). Best part was that the hookers didn't bat an eye when we'd plink rats there. Kilbourn & Grenshaw had the hottest ladies of the night, better than the talent at Beatrice's some might argue.
Anonymous said...
002 has been infested by mice and rats for years. We also have large exotic roaches that are only seen in the amazon rain forest, but somehow made 002 their home. If that was not enough we have black fungus growing on the wall of the male loker room.
6/21/2017 11:03:00 AM
You should see the size of the cockroaches in the basements at O'Hare. Absolutely disgusting. I'm convinced they'd survive any man made or natural disaster.
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