Friday, July 07, 2017

Low Standards (and an old friend)

This is exactly what our readers were warning about months ago:
  • A new recruit, hired by CPD, in the academy, was arrested at the training academy for home invasion. Tried to escape and found to have a fully loaded weapon in his car! So, this is the new and improved Police Department!?! wtf!
An update shortly thereafter said:
  • Wasn't hired yet! Was in the process. Sorry for the misinformation... Was told if he beats this arrest he is still eligible to be hired
Unfortunately, we think that's probably true, seeing as what Human Resources has been pushing through the past few years.

You'd think it was amazing that he even managed to enter the building as an applicant, but then we read this:
  • The famous police impersonator from 003 strikes again. Arrested in 006 on July 4th. He was there eating barbecue for the officers in the sally port.
We figure it's only a matter of time before this idiot gets hired.

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46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He can have my squad... shit I never plan to conduct an arrest... why the fuck should I. The FBI agent had a good idea... don't do shit, still have your job... and maybe a promotion

7/07/2017 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This diversity and social justice in hiring will get the CPD closer to those in the community. All will be good.

7/07/2017 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we hire him, then we won't have to arrest him!

7/07/2017 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love that guy. Great job dude. Keep it up.

7/07/2017 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a SICK SICK SICK and EMBARRASSING DEPARTMENT ! When will this nightmare end? How bad can it get? Funny how The city(politicians hoping to get reelected)want to put all the veteran officers through "retraining" under the guise of a the false narrative, as though we have done something wrong, but at the same time they lower the standards of hiring creating a far dangerous environment for all. What a hell hole!

7/07/2017 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the LAPD tried this a decade ago. It doesn't work out.

7/07/2017 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC, look into this, there are active recruits in the academy right now that have been hired who do not possess 60 college credits nor have the military experience to waive it.... However, they did get preference points for being a CPS student (bypassing other applicants still waiting to get hired) and have ONLY partial college credits, this needs to be investigated.

7/07/2017 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberal lies. On one hand the anti American communist say " we need to reform CPD and change the culture/ mentality of the officers/ department". The cities response is then to lower standards to get on the job... More racial games.🍕 signed, Pat Learnihan's locker.

7/07/2017 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him handle some jobs.

7/07/2017 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The impersonator has already been hired. He is working undercover for Internal Affairs.
Hopefully none of you gave him anything more than extra BBQ sauce!

7/07/2017 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This idiot is one of special ed's advisors.

7/07/2017 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he's motivated...? FYI new hire here. I've been reading the blog for over a year and I will finally be starting academy this month. Hey SCC, any chance you could post some updated stuff regarding tips for new officers? I looked at older posts and points about improving the department and it seemed pretty practical. Thanks.

7/07/2017 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably will be the next superintendent. ♠️

7/07/2017 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many years ago there was a drive by on the westside.
A 6yr old sitting on his porch was hit and killed.
The A/4 detectives had an informant that told them who the shooter was.
The A/4 detectives looked and looked for the offender.
They put out wants and warrants.
Over a year went past.
That same informant then told them that the offender was in the police academy.
A/4 detectives went to the academy and sure enough sitting in a classroom on the second floor was the offender. Cuffed him and took him out.
This shit happens all the time.
HR either overlooks or does not do a good enough job on the background investigations.

7/07/2017 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck it! Hire him and let him handle all the jobs. Put him to work if he wants this shit so bad.

7/07/2017 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid going through the court system right now trying to get on with domestic battery arrest. Parents are both on disability.

7/07/2017 08:02:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Besides that little hiccup, how was the BBQ?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/07/2017 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They may have screwed up his paperwork. Hopefully they did it correctly though. If not He'll be in 18-1 come the new year.

7/07/2017 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, that kid has done more actual policebwork than 70% of our command staff.

7/07/2017 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lowering standards rarely, if ever, work. Seems like all standards of society have to be dropped just so the lowest can feel like they're not really a drain on the rest.

J.J.

7/07/2017 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:09 AM. If true , background investigator should be fired and supervisor that signed off on the background investigation.
CPS preference points , it discriminates against all Police Officers that attended private high schools in Chicago or Suburban Public Schools . FOP should file a law suit and Officers that were passed over by recruits that were behind them should receive back pay and seniority .
Ballet boy is abusing power for votes at others expense .

7/07/2017 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He WAS HIRED!!! Who signed off on that background check?

Or...

Fugitive Unit got tired of chasing him. Lure him in with a paycheck.

7/07/2017 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is it every Chicago city agency is run by fucking clown shoes? The incompetence here is mind numbing. I'd like to know if there's this much failure in any other of America's 10 biggest cities. Somehow, I highly doubt it.

7/07/2017 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not like he walks with a cane, has touretts, or even cerebral palsy. What's the big deal...

7/07/2017 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was deployed two tours in Iraq. Had over 60 hours so I had both the college and military. Yet in 2007 I was told by Chicago that I could not continue because 15 of my credits did not have dates. So my Sealed transcript had a discrepancy from the college and I was denied. I was told by the officer too bad so sad that I would have to reapply the next time the department did testing. So here I was qualified never arrested and denied so easily. Yet our department today is hiring drug dealers gang bangers and criminals by the hundreds. Joke ass fucking department run by circus clowns.

7/07/2017 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Short bus 🚌 was also triple merit

7/07/2017 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharp as tack Hillard Background Check LLC. and we pay him what?
But "petty crimes" and CPS alumni is ok for some folks sez Special Ed.

Way back in the day...
Had a $3000 shoplifter, while chased down from the store, pulled a knife on business owner.
While in custody waiting on FR, he boasted he was on The List.
Made a call to Personnel (at the time) and it was confirmed, Sticky Fingers was to be hired at next round later that year.
Got a big thank you from the Det doing backgrounds for saving him the time.

Sure miss the good old days.

7/07/2017 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few years ago during the lie detector, it was found a guy had committed date rape while the girl was drunk and semi-conscious. They couldn't do anything to him because he didn't lie on his questionnaire or lie detector and the lie detector can't be used against a person on it's own with no evidence of lying.

7/07/2017 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I mean look at the leadership. I'm sure some of our leaders are frauds that slipped through the cracks.

7/07/2017 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did our impersonator bring a dish to share?

7/07/2017 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey SCC, any chance you could post some updated stuff regarding tips for new officers? I looked at older posts and points about improving the department and it seemed pretty practical. Thanks."

Yeah keep applying to the burbs or better yet OUT OF STATE.

7/07/2017 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Disgraceful. Seriously people like this turn out to be crooked cops. He blew his chance they should let him go. We need a full clean house with CPD and the Mayors office. Any office enforcing policies that allow this fool to keep his job needs to be dismantled.

7/07/2017 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC
"The famous police impersonator from 003"

Hire the kid already! Can't be worse than SpED and felon recruits!


ChiRaq resident seeking political asylum elsewhere

7/07/2017 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was deployed two tours in Iraq. Had over 60 hours so I had both the college and military. Yet in 2007 I was told by Chicago that I could not continue because 15 of my credits did not have dates. So my Sealed transcript had a discrepancy from the college and I was denied. I was told by the officer too bad so sad that I would have to reapply the next time the department did testing. So here I was qualified never arrested and denied so easily. Yet our department today is hiring drug dealers gang bangers and criminals by the hundreds. Joke ass fucking department run by circus clowns.

Why didn't you tell them you weren't using your college credits, but your military time?
Did tou appeal it?

7/07/2017 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked with that impersonator in 003 he was a great officer and a real friend. He is the one behind the Garry for mayor campaign and is organizing a wrestling benefit in the parking lot at 006. Leo Rick Flair will wrestle Ron Luberman the winner will be Garry's superintendent.

7/07/2017 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was deployed two tours in Iraq. Had over 60 hours so I had both the college and military. Yet in 2007 I was told by Chicago that I could not continue because 15 of my credits did not have dates. So my Sealed transcript had a discrepancy from the college and I was denied. I was told by the officer too bad so sad that I would have to reapply the next time the department did testing. So here I was qualified never arrested and denied so easily. Yet our department today is hiring drug dealers gang bangers and criminals by the hundreds. Joke ass fucking department run by circus clowns.

7/07/2017 11:31:00 AM

They were doing you a favor. Look at the shit show you're in now.

7/07/2017 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They mine as well hire Watts to teach at the academy!

7/07/2017 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey SCC, any chance you could post some updated stuff regarding tips for new officers? I looked at older posts and points about improving the department and it seemed pretty practical. Thanks."

Yeah keep applying to the burbs or better yet OUT OF STATE.

That was f'in funny as hell! 😂

7/07/2017 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the PPO who was caught stealing off duty officers guns (in Edison Park I think). Might want to look into that gem.

7/08/2017 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your better off leaving Chicago and Illinois!

You don't realize it now, but this joke ass police dept. and city did you a favor!

Now run to another more right leaning city and state with low taxes and fully funded pensions!

FUCK Chicago and Illinois!

From KMA

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was deployed two tours in Iraq. Had over 60 hours so I had both the college and military. Yet in 2007 I was told by Chicago that I could not continue because 15 of my credits did not have dates. So my Sealed transcript had a discrepancy from the college and I was denied. I was told by the officer too bad so sad that I would have to reapply the next time the department did testing. So here I was qualified never arrested and denied so easily. Yet our department today is hiring drug dealers gang bangers and criminals by the hundreds. Joke ass fucking department run by circus clowns.

Why didn't you tell them you weren't using your college credits, but your military time?
Did tou appeal it?

7/07/2017 06:46:00 PM

7/08/2017 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep lowering the standards. It will make a fine department. I will watch WGN from Florida and see in a few years.

7/08/2017 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How is it every Chicago city agency is run by fucking clown shoes? The incompetence here is mind numbing. I'd like to know if there's this much failure in any other of America's 10 biggest cities. Somehow, I highly doubt it.

7/07/2017 10:23:00 AM

It's the Chicago way. They hire somebody's somebody that can't get or are not qualified to get a job anywhere else! No one wants them...

7/08/2017 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The famous police impersonator from 003 strikes again. Arrested in 006 on July 4th. He was there eating barbecue for the officers in the sally port.
We figure it's only a matter of time before this idiot gets hired."


Hired AND promoted meritoriously. Three times.

7/08/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"A few years ago during the lie detector, it was found a guy had committed date rape while the girl was drunk and semi-conscious. They couldn't do anything to him because he didn't lie on his questionnaire or lie detector and the lie detector can't be used against a person on it's own with no evidence of lying"

This is such BS, to start with the questions on a lie detector are yes or no questions. I doubt that question would have been asked. Second the results of the lie detector might not be able to used but any admission he makes can. I also doubt there is any confidentiality that prevents the test administrator from testifying.


7/08/2017 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Keep lowering the standards. It will make a fine department. I will watch WGN from Florida and see in a few years

Yea? If we all go down so will the pension fund. Florida might not pan out...

7/08/2017 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Craig, better late than ever 😉

7/11/2017 01:53:00 AM  

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