Monday, April 16, 2018

Bats? Again?

  • Robbers armed with a handgun or baseball bat have robbed people at least three times in recent days on the Northwest Side, Chicago police said.

    The first robbery happened Wednesday around 9:45 p.m. in the 5000 block of West Windsor Avenue in the Jefferson Park neighborhood, police said in a community alert.

    A second followed Thursday around 8:55 p.m. in the 5000 block of West Grace Street in the Portage Park neighborhood, the alert said.

    Also in Portage Park, a third robbery happened around 9:30 a.m. Friday in the 6000 block of West Grace Street.
A gun we can understand. But as the mayor's ass-kissers have been telling everyone for over a year now, bats are not dangerous. At all. And if you confront someone who is misusing a bat, you better be prepared to feel the full brunt of the mayor's anger.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't shoot a anyone with a bat... cause Rham and his trolls will find a 8th grade graduation pic, 5 million dollars for assholes family, and a seat for you at the police board--- As it was said at the academy-- "TAKE SEATS"... let see you survive that one

4/16/2018 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the BATS thing comes from the movie The Purge,
released maybe 3 years ago. For contrast, they had a
skinny female wield a bat (that was her "weapon" in the
gang she ran with).
I wish defense attorneys for police officers would watch
this movie to explain to the judge and jury just how bats
as weapons came into the American culture.

4/16/2018 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me thought the media and COPA believed someone can only ‘carry a bat’. All of asudden the narrative changes to ‘armed with a bat’.

4/16/2018 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go back and watch Casino. The two brothers
were forced to dig their own common grave,
then the other mob guys used (you guessed it)
baseball bats to beat them so they couldn't
move to escape the grave. Dirt was thrown over
them while they were still alive so they would die
from lack of air. The Italian message was that
they were buried alive because the medical examiner
found mud in the lungs. Salute.

4/16/2018 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They sound like disgruntled baseball players upset with the weather forecast...

4/16/2018 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A baseball bat is a fine weapon, until you come across someone armed with a gun.

4/16/2018 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Due to staffing issues, 016 and 017 are easy pickings for street crime.

4/16/2018 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm telling ya....These goofs are just going BATTEY.....

4/16/2018 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No point in searching for repeatedly I-Bonded armed assailants unless OT is involved.

Speaking of bats, old and young...there’s too many running the prosecutorial and the bias withhunt under the guise of social justice reform.

Folks had a chance to end the corrupt, mismanaged and excessive taxation of Cook County tyranny but failed to show up.

Get busy - Dump Rahm2019

4/16/2018 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What race were the offenders? Amish?
All the lapdog media says is males

4/16/2018 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tha' Community has demanded that bats
and other "club/bludgeon type hand carried objects"
not be considered deadly weapons?

Especially in force-on-force encounters with
Chicago Policemen.

The narrative now is that The Police are disallowed/
probibited from lawfully and justifiably "one-upping"
an agitated, "Bat Carrying" and thusly in dire need
of soothing "communerty membah" with a firearm.

"Why y'all always so fast to pull y'all guns on US?
Can't y'all just talk to us instead of always tryin' to
kill us w'en we jest expressin' how we feel an' shit?"


"We don't like that nasty and racist way you Cops
always talk about 'going home safe' no matter what.
Such a vicious, racist and combative mindset like that
has no place in modern community oriented Policing.
Don't you guys know that you're mere public servants
and that the public is appalled when Cops selfishly go
hard to protect themselves? Injuries are part of the job
and you guys have good medical so why do you feel
empowered to injure and kill?"

-Knee-Walking Progressive & Perpetual Race
Grievance Narrative 101-

They run rampant with this bullshit
and it deliberately goes unchecked.

Protect Yourselves

Police Like You Have No Friends.

4/16/2018 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't go to a gun fight with a bat in hand you loose !

4/16/2018 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have been carrying a bat because the low life criminal hasn't got his CCL yet.


4/16/2018 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the offenders Amish?

4/16/2018 08:45:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

the bat transponder will give us all the information we need Robin.

4/16/2018 08:47:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

These stories are driving me batty. Sorry.

4/16/2018 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So where are all the ball diamonds where they can take batting practice? Oh well have bat will travel, from the ghetto where they breed to civilized areas where there are soft targets of opportunity and no police.

4/16/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I figured out why liberals don't consider bats as weapons. As they were growing into the worthless excuse of humans they became they were only allowed to play whiffel ball with plastic bats. They just don't understand that a wooden or aluminum bat actually hurts when it strikes you. Their plastic bats just bent and broke when used as a weapon, followed by the dreaded time out in the corner. That is their frame of reference, not their fault.

4/16/2018 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the term blunt force trauma comes from what type of object? Yes bats are included in that blunt force trauma category. Just an FYI to the mushy headed liberals that might be trolling this site. Mushy headed is what you get when bats meets noggin.

4/16/2018 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone gets close to me with a bat and is threatening, that goof will be shot multiple times. Fuck the mayor.........

4/16/2018 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) so the police officers do their jobs Starbucks refuses to sign complaints for people that Starbucks called on for trespassing and the CEO of Starbucks is meeting with the criminals is that what you were call them?

Black men arrested at Philadelphia Starbucks agree to meet with CEO

Wow but now the police officers are not meeting with the CEO of Starbucks just another reason to see how this Pizarro wacky world is turning upside down this is kind of like let’s say a mayor of a big city let’s say it could be Chicago meeting with the family of a man that attempted to kill a police officer with a baseball bat inviting the family to City Hall and meeting with them and helping them to get millions of dollars from the city of Chicago while the police officer that did his job is worried about losing his job and the mayor did not meet with the police officer or his family Hey wait a minute this really did happen everything is upside down!

This could be a Seinfeld episode free Starbucks for life how many millions will the CEO of Starbucks pay out to these and they agree to meet with the CEO of Starbucks wow like they wouldn’t want to meet with him to get something off of him this is more more ridiculous but then again when your selling overpriced coffee why bother?

4/16/2018 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First. Portage park has been turning poop for 12-15 years. No surprise. Second. Was it the flurries from the warriors movie?” I told you those guys were wimps”

4/16/2018 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the issue with bats: One can not be arrested for carrying a bat. Unlike a fire arm or a knife there is no law for the possession and carrying a baseball bat. Several years ago the weapon of choice was a 2 by 2 piece of wood. It is not a crime until some uses a baseball bat or a piece of lumber as a weapon. If the current State's Attorney will not charge a person with a gun how in the hell is there going to be a charge of carrying a piece of wood.

4/16/2018 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Since it's City Policy -- at least it's COPA's policy -- that Baseball Bats are NOT weapons, or dangerous, the community being targeted by these 'not really armed' Robbers should post signs on all the Light Poles & Storefronts that read something like this:......

--- Attention Would-be Robbers ---
Mayor Emmanuel & COPA have determined
that Baseball Bats are NOT dangerous Weapons.
Ergo, if you attempt to Rob us Armed with a Bat
we'll laugh and ignore you, and keep on walking.
Signed, 'The Community'

I think it would work and stop the Baseball Bat Robberies.
You know, just like Gun Free Zone signs prevent Shootings.

[Sarcasm /OFF]

4/16/2018 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little known fact - bats are blind. They fly around by using a system similar to sonar.

4/16/2018 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole post is leaving me a little Batty...........

4/16/2018 10:45:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

++++ 4/16/2018 01:50:00 AM || Anonymous said...
--- Go back and watch Casino. The two brothers were forced to dig their own common grave, then the other mob guys used (you guessed it) baseball bats... ---

That scene was a pretty accurate recreation of 'The First Theory' of how Anthony (Tony The Ant) & Michael Spilotro met their end in an Indiana Cornfield. (They were actually whacked in Bensenville, Google Anthony Spilotro)

IIRC, the guys who buried the brothers were also Whacked for screwing up the burial with the bodies being found. Those guys were found in a car trunk at O'Hare.

4/16/2018 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Mope-Rah said she would expect an armed civilian to shoot an attacker wielding a bat but she doesn’t think the police should do the same.

4/16/2018 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Then we have starbucks bullshit,lies,and nonsense maybe starbucks ceo jagball should order his employees not to call police on black folks/peoples!

Calls Grow to Boycott Starbucks After Two Black Men Arrested for Not Making Order

Hmm you say "interesting take" then this:
Black men arrested at Philadelphia Starbucks agree to meet with CEO

Yes Money magazine publishes the money shot, free coffee for life a few millions maybe even a couple of franchises free to help these trespassers! Did the CEO moron invite the police to his office to thank them for doing their jobs? Blacks are calling for a boycott of starbucks now lets be realists how many starbucks are in black areas? How many blacks do you see in the starbucks (If your stupid enough to throw money away at crappy coffee), that you go into?

Looks like again the police are the problem, but great to see their bosses are standing up to the idiots and saying the officers did nothing wrong! I have boycotted Starbucks for years not giving them 1 penny, waste of money anti-police liberals working there!

Lesson here is especially in the loop where we are called to starbucks many times, for the "homeless" hmm maybe they are the "stabbers" now no more chasing them away make the manager sign a complaint on the spot make sure you get his her home address and cell numbers to be sure they are in court and responsible, no more "meet you at the station" carry complaints if not signed advise "have a nice day" walk away, inside outside threat it like the disease it is "liberalism is a disease" stay away!

Remember not long ago forgot location where starbucks employees refused to serve coppers? If you still want that shit coffee and they refuse call the media (Not that they would come), get a good lawyer sue the heck out of them! F*%K starbucks!

4/16/2018 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger Chip Bagg said...

c'mon now. we all know a bat is a toy used in a game. not a weapon.

4/16/2018 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The U of Cee community collectively thinks someone wielding a bat or a metal pipe is unarmed. McGruff thinks otherwise and I do too.

4/16/2018 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous "Joe Batters" said...

What better "tool" to bludgeon someone to death than a baseball bat?

I'd opt for a Giancarlo Stanton Louisville slugger.

4/16/2018 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Tripling fines sounds like a bully move to tell people stay out of here, even if you need a quick stop double park triple the fines:

Get caught double parking in downtown Chicago? Fine could soon triple to $300.

Lets look into Alderman Reilly:


Whoa Brendan picture you here with President trump and his family wow and you go after his sign and took the $5,000 did you get more where do you meet people:

First, hardly anyone that I have met in business or government actually says they like Reilly. He has been accused of being a virulent racist behind the scenes by many of his colleagues, who choose to remain off the record. Reilly is also known to hold court at Chicago’s Boss Bar where constituents and developers alike allege that they have been victims of his drunken tirades,rants, and “private meetings” in the basement.

*is this true? if so would this not be bullying something i thought you say your against sir? The internet has some resources and nothing here is new easily searchable, and meeting is basements of bars what about the open meetings act you know that law?
You asked urgent request for more police downtown how did that work Alderman did you stand up and open your mouth about fully funding police pensions? How about when Rahm took away police retirees health care Reilly said what again? did you push for more money for policing?50 Alderman and only 2 (they know who they are) are for law and ordewr and support law abiding citizens and the rule of law which means we have 48 that do what exactly? If none of you can offer security for the people which is the 1st function of a civilized society what else do you do?

You do this since you dont take care of law and order you:

Chicago aldermen scale back ban on civilians wearing body armor

what kind of people need body Armour here?
The proposed changes would allow journalists to wear body armor, such as bulletproof vests, while on the job. Actors also would be allowed to wear protection “solely as props” when making movies, TV shows or videos.

ahh yes journalists and actors that will keep it real, so even the media who beats up on the police now need bullet proof vests right? Cannot have them getting maimed or killed in the "war zones" they go into right? So basically your saying "screw the general public" you know people that want to feel safe, protect their children and themselves, don't worry though the criminals will still get the vests like they still get high powered weapons! So you the alderman are admitting that the crime is a total shitshow finally?

Rant/Off thank you SCC for bringing the truth!

4/16/2018 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. Prison riot leaves 7 dead and 17 inmates injured. Well thank goodness there were NHI ! And I say sit back micro wave some popcorn and watch the show ! As a matter of fact let’s Bring back the days of the gladiators and decrease the prison population by let’s say 80%.

4/16/2018 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised this site hasn't covered the attempted arson from a liberal loon over at the Stephenson center the other day when a republican convention was in town.

4/16/2018 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the description of the attackers?

4/16/2018 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First. Portage park has been turning poop for 12-15 years. No surprise. Second. Was it the flurries from the warriors movie?” I told you those guys were wimps”

4/16/2018 09:45:00 AM
Disagree. Portage Park is a good neighborhood. Moved in a few years ago. Used to live in Norwood park. Yea, i know you're not surrounded by cops talking about cop stuff and how the "City is screwing us" all while youre bringing in 100k woking a half day. Sorry just got old with all the negetive people on this job.

4/16/2018 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always boycotted Starbucks. They are not purging fast enough, and finally as a member of the national bat association I object.

4/16/2018 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think about this:

4/16/2018 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone gets close to me with a bat and is threatening, that goof will be shot multiple times. Fuck the mayor.........

Let me rephrase that
Sorry ladies and gents but I'm as much fed up in this liberal minded society as I can take. Someone gets close to me with a bat and looks like a mental or a raging lunatic, all bets are off and fuck the new use of force, that goof will be shot multiple times. Fuck the MAYOR AND HIS PUPPET STUPERINTENDENT, COPA, ALDERFOOLS, LIBERALS and hell fuck everybody that thinks that my head is going to be a baseball. And when any fool even dares to come looking for me for justice, I'm going out the Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and rather taking as many fools with me....I am not and I repeat, not going thru the justice system and be paraded like a clown. Sounds a bit rash but we as police professionals have been cornered with no way out. The justice system has failed us.....

4/17/2018 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on now, Dracula turns into a bat and he's savage as fk.

4/17/2018 06:52:00 PM  

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