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If anything, this is someone who should park at the back of the lot and let the workers park up close.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Monday, April 30, 2018
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123 Comments:
Ain't she speeeeecial?
Im kind of getting tired of working the street...what is the phone # to the guy that gets me a spot in news affairs? I didn't see it in my Rolodex.
Now ain't that a hoot? Does that designator notice have an approved stamp from hq on it? By its design and location, it is purports to be an official document of the department and yet it is not officially approved. Or, did Bonnie Amato approve it? It would be a metal sign installed by a building engineer had it gone through hq. The commander might want to have it removed before his ta-ta is in the wringer! The girls are going to get the commander in trouble!
I would park in that spot everyday...F$&k her
No balls there in 15, tear the fucken sign down.
Two fucking secretaries? One district secretary and an assistant district secretary?
just like the house mouse that is now teaching force mitigation. Love how she proudly tells people how she worked in 011. correction, you worked in the front office in 011, the whole freaking time, big difference out here on the streets.
Just one more deck chair on the titanic.
Who cares?
How about this, park in the spot, and the next day someone else park in the spot. Fuck this, its like she's an exempt merit asshole and what can they do to you, transfer you out of 15. Your in hell already, so have some fun with this, they deny TD and the OT is dried up so park in that spot, grab a set of key's and put a marked squad in the spot.
Oh, my freakin’ god, you have to be kidding. “Assistant district secretary”?? Is that like George Costanza’s “assistant to the traveling secretary”? Where is this picture from? Someone should park in that space every day. What a joke.
Re-read the reports--- DOJ, accountability task force, OIG----the department NEEDS more Full Duty Sworn working admin indie positions. Silly rabbits.
This is what cato is more concerned with, look at his parking spot it has new fresh yellow paint to designate his prime spot in the lot. Don't know shit about being the police but he can power trip on nonsense. I truly feel sorry for him, what a little man.
Now that's what I'd call chutzpah. Arrogant assholes.
Hey car jacker, where u at
I would've torn that down. Laughable.
Anonymous said...
Ernie has stomped his troops to the point they refuse to work for him. He now makes crazy missions and safety check points with little to no cars available for jobs. Makes tac arrest people unlawfully on signed affidavits and not on complaints for trespassing. Mean while he makes his usless old fart captain (a yes Sr.) patrol the parking spaces and run plates for naughty lists. Forced a supervisor leave because of a love interest. Then decides to create this petty bbq for the watch??? Mind you, caps officers were pushing everyone to hurry and eat soo they can leave after cooking for 3 hrs, some bbq. Parking spots are #1 for Cato, nothing else. So give him his spots and no activity. Cato will pay at compstat
They do this to make them feel so special.
Too many "special" people coming on the job
not expecting to be made to put their time in/
make their bones being THE Police.
"Why should I haveta do THAT?"
It's called giving a fair accounting
of yourselves you sad, sore, sorry
and prideless bust-outs!
How much did they spend on that wrought iron fence?
(or was that a Home Depot puzzle box fence?)
This has to be a joke right? In my entire career I’ve never seen a sign for special parking for a secretary. This person should be embarrassed and the commander should have a sit down with the Supt. What a slap in the face to the beat guys. I guess they’re all just peeons. No wonder morale sucks.
I would be so embarrassed to park there, I would tell the boss thanks but no thanks. And how many feet is it closer to the station door than the regular spots, it's not like you are walking for blocks and blocks. Also the medical profession says to park farther from your destination, take the stairs instead of the elevator to stay healthy. Maybe the boss is trying to kill these people.
To good to walk or park with officers. A secretary acts like the police on the backs of the real police.
No one in this day and age should get reserved parking spots, just park your car and walk. Sheesh.
Couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that in the parking lot. Ernie is a clown and so are his two girls upstairs.......
Assistant District secretary?!?! GTFOH!!
Who the hell has an Assistant Secretary ? Is the regular one overwhelmed ? What a joke.
At least she has a City Sticker, unlike her Buddy the District Secretary.! This spot is the result of a nice person who tried hard turned into a self entitled beeotch with a teny bit of power.
Assistant district secretary? That's a thing? Seems like a completely unnecessary position. I assume the person filling it would be less than useless on the street though, so maybe it's for the best.
How embarresing....Nothing like drawing attention to your clouted/do nothing job....
“Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya , Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?“
Wysingers guy
Designed, printed, laminated and posted by........
The one and only........
Drum roll please........
ASSISTANT DISTRICT SECRETARY!!!
wow! KMA!
Ha ha.. Just like that “Officer of the Month” spot in 025’s parking lot.
he/she is just practicing parking in reserved spots for when they get all those merit promotions!
I thought these assis dist sec comments on previous posts were all bs. Turns out they are true. Wtf is wrong with this damn department.
Lmao.
“I’m so lazy I want a parking space as close to the station as possible.” Unless you’re disabled, elderly or pregnant, park your lazy ass in the general population.
Two fucking secretaries? One district secretary and an assistant district secretary?
Read your contract - every district.
Next sign to go up will be for the tact dollies. Their arrogant, know it all Tact Lt loves to take care of his ladies, wink wink. He is a loser just like his hairgels who punch walls at the christmas party because they didn't get the warrior of the day award. Losers. Quality arrests don't matter, numbers is the game at any cost. And what a puke of a "leader" to settle for it. Just the result of the little man syndrome with the race card thrown in when necessary. The sgts there are a joke and the Lt is even worse. But he's got to make sure his ladies get their sign too, he can't get punked out and chance pissing the ladies off. Gotta take care of them, wink wink.
Tear it down. Put your big boy pants on.
Hey taxpayers, see whats going on? assistant secretary? You should see HQ. You could man an entire district with the ass kissers that work there.
There used to be a parking spot close to the front entrance at the Academy reserved for the Administrative Mgr.
Afterall the lot was full by 10am. LOL
Really stupid on this person’s part.
That said, YOU should be striving to get an inside spot. Only place to be if you have any amount of time you still have to do on this job.
There is absolutely ZERO to be gained working the street in 2018. Don’t become a piñata for Rahm, the “community”, or a bunch of commie SJWs.
Once you get that spot, always have a good word and a smile.
Finally, come and go like vapor.
Just what is an "Assistant District Secretary???
Is that who brings the district secretary pens and paper for the copy machine?
my god,ASSISTANT SECRETARY???
who the fuck is the secretary???
when and how is it that we can afford to pay for a ASSISTANT SECRETARY, but we are 1000 cops short on the street??
let alone have cupcake parking for a useless do nothing position.
Yep
So you got Ernie is there a Bert to complete the clown circus. Is there an Inspector Clausewitz hiding a closet waiting to jump out and attack Cato?
Let's look at the positive. At least he didn't have that spot painted with new yellow paint like he did for only two "special" spots. Save the city $5.
What's funny about him painting his and the XO's spots... They are right next to each other!!! So if you and the Capt can't park in ur spot without yellow lines to tell you where it's at, you got some major issues!!!
Lmao what a joke, using his powers where necessary, he can do what ever he wants and I'll just report 4 days a week and do what i want which is check off with a bunch of zeros he and her can suck it!!!
Don’t worry about the small stuff guys. BTW there is an order in for a sign to read
Assistant to the Assistant Secretary.
I'm just surprised they spelled everything correctly!
Bonnie Amato is a worthless, useless POS. This person has no common sense and is in charge of all our police facilities. Well maybe somebody should ask why and how the landlord at 1201 s. CAMPBELL, where the police command Van's, light truck Sat.truck are parked with leaking rain water running down on the electrical main box and NEW COMMAND VAN ?. this has been going on for years. It comes from a leaky old skylight and BONNIE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. THE GUYS WORKING THESE TRUCKS STAND IN WATER WHILE UNPLUGGING THE TRUCKS.
She has an attitude to match and the personality of a brick.
The best is when someone parked in the CAPS spot, and the 3 year wonders who had just as much time on IOD for getting injured in a basketball game, "ordered" the officer into the station. Then this same softball told the officer he was going to let it slide this time, but next time, he would have to drop paper.
So apparently, when you work in CAPS you automatically become a supervisor. Let alone, a PO would EVER threaten to drop paper on another PO for ANY reason!
And 'they' wonder why we call them snowflakes
Im kind of getting tired of working the street...what is the phone # to the guy that gets me a spot in news affairs? I didn't see it in my Rolodex.
4/30/2018 12:11:00 AM
A 024 third watch management female p.o got moved to News Affairs in January. She may have eight years. So someone who really needed that watch spot is shit outta luck. the swipe in swipe out will suck for the beat officers. The 5-6 hour watch secretaries are going to be having shit fits.
More entitled parking follies! Wynter Jackson, the overmatched director of labor affairs has a company car and an exempt parking spot in the front row at HQ. You would think that would be enough, right? Nope, she also parks her personal car in the HQ lot where the peons park for weeks at a time! So not only does she never have to look for a spot to park, she also takes up an additional spot in an already overcrowded parking lot meant for the "little people" who actually work at HQ or have to go there for training, etc.
So next time you're at HQ and can't find anywhere to park, put you car right behind hers, it's not going anywhere. The plates are fittingly JD DIVA 3, and someone as fabulous as her deserves as many spots as she wants!
Please describe the race, sex, height, weight, handicap, looks, personality, political values, morals, upbringing, and clout of the user of that parking spot.
We really need to know it in order to show the public the issues at hand.
America
Is there an opening for Assistant to the Assistant Secretary?
The Commander of this district has obviously lost complete control of his district if this is the only thing “the girls” have to work on.
District Secretary = phone, fax, file. How fucking hard could this be?
If you need two people to do that job, then obviously the first one is a complete idiot.
Seriously rahm more children murdered on your watch . Do black lives matter ? Why are sworn duty police officers assigned as CAPS ,Review ,District Secretary ‘s . Let’s allow pension board to get some duty disability police officers back to work , answering telephones ,filming ,working in LEADS ,Records , News affairs . Many of these duty disabled are suffering from depression, have back pains , trouble walking , can’t drive etc but can certainly answer telephones. Look at Commander of Crime Lab , works everyday . An example of what CPD could do for disabled workers . Maybe a few lives would be saved with clerical full duty officers assigned to street duty .
Seriously? Tear that shit down. No fucking department order that some fucking desk jocky has entitled parking. Or, how about this...don’t like the idea of getting in trouble, everyone write IG/IAD - special treatment.
If there was actually an investigative reporter left in this city, they could find enough nepotism, corruption and skullduggery....it would be the equivalent of the California gold rush for gold!
A city, county, and state can not be as broke as this one without the accelerated assistance of corruption, nepotism and greed! I know some of these politicians go to church....I just don't understand why, could it be to pray they don't get caught? It sure isn't to pray for understanding, compassion and strength to help their fellow citizens!!!!!
Assistant Secretary.
Is that title on the A&A shees?
Or in the budget?
Most "PO of the Month"
refuse to park in "their" space.
I'm the assistant to the assistants assistant. Where's my spot? What, I don't get one? Well then I resign as to the assistant to the assistants assistant secretary position. What, then I go back to the watch. Ok I rescind my previously submitted resignation. Hey Commander, how about I just park in the Lts designated parking spot? I am sure with your merit picks that I will be a LT soon anyway. Great, thanks boss. P.S. we still on for drinks after work?
As blood is running down the streets of Austin, Ernie is busy putting up new parking designators for his harem of front office workers. That should be good enough for his next meritorious promotion.
I didn’t even know assistant secretary was a position. But whatever who cares.... I see people park in judges spots, etc. all the time. If They apparently aren’t embarrassed by it then they have bigger issues than designating a parking spot. Solution : park in that spot. How can they legitimately beef about it?
Isn't that special?
You should see how many radios cato has "assigned" to inside people. I think its up to 26 or 27 radios that are assigned to do nothing individuals. Why does a secretary or a caps person need a radio assigned to them, just go to the radio room and get one when you start your day and return it when you leave. Sometimes there aren't enough radios to go around for the watches, especially 1st watch. They sit around a wait for radios and cars before they can hit the streets. Just wait till this swiping in and out bullshit starts, people are gonna be sitting for an hour hour and a half just for radios and cars. Last one out turn off the lights.
If you ask me, which you didn't but too bad.
It's the regular Dist Secretary who needs to walk the extra couple feet from the back of the lot. Maybe that would also stop her from walking around and talking to PO's and Supervisors like she is an entitle b@tch. Shas talks to Sgt's like she is a Lt with an attitude.
Theere is always and assistant secretary, at least there was in 005. I hope that this a a printed sign and someone tears it down. What district is this in? I will go take it down myself if it is paper and if not, I will contact the alderman for spending city money on a sign for this. Waste!
Moron. She should bring some Danish in every Monday, smoke, joke, smile and disappear. That’s how it’s done, sweetie. Not by drawing fire to yourself.
What’s a joke is that the higher ups allow this to happen and laugh in the face of the working police. Will only get worse I’m thinking
What about the deputy chief, the chief of patrol. They should make the call to take that down, but probably won’t because they probably have those signs up for their secretaries
Surprised he hasn't got a car and driver. Important job like hers warrants some better perks than just an assigned parking spot. The whole well being of the district depends on her ability to do her job without the stress of wondering where she will park today. Just ask Ernie he will tell you. Now if se could only get to work on time and stay her whole shift.
She paid extra for the parking space. All clout has a price.
LMFAO zip tied to the fence!
Why do we have 4 footmen on any given day , 4 PO's in the front office, and 6 PO's in the CAPS office ?????
Disregard it, its not a legal sign
what the f... does an assistant district secretary do?
Fact: That spot belongs Dwight Schrute
Fact: Dwight will kill you three times before you hit the floor if you park on that spot.
Fact: Bears eat Beets.
Having your own personal parking spot is not a good thing when you come late & leave early. It lets every one know what your doing !!!
George Castanza....Assistant to the traveling Secretary. What a joke.
Even though she is Dumber than a Box of Rocks left by the side of the Road, at least she has a City Sticker. Her "Boss" doesn't have one and doesn't seem to care. Cato must be hooked up with Lott, otherwise Cornelia would have her Inspector Scum down here every day! Actually people should take a picture of the windshield and attach that to your To/From when you get spared for something
That’s a good one.
Put up about 25-30 more of those so every house mouse gets a fair shake.
I used to billed myself as the Transportation, Communications and Logistics Facilitator (radio room clerk) and had a open spot every morning at 0430.
I had a dedicated lonely, back of the lot parking sign taken down by, who I believe was a disgruntled Assistant to the Acting Assistant Desk Officer who always came in at 0600.
Let me guess trooper...... She has Been promised meritorious SGT as well. Let me guess again you have 3-4 years not qualified to take a SGT text and haven’t taken one yet either.
Yeah I love stupid troopers that drink my BS juice
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Disregard it, its not a legal sign
100% right, but who has the balls to park there. They legally can’t do crap if you park there. But she might get made and have the DC mess with you. What a joke.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Surprised he hasn't got a car and driver. Important job like hers warrants some better perks than just an assigned parking spot. The whole well being of the district depends on her ability to do her job without the stress of wondering where she will park today. Just ask Ernie he will tell you. Now if se could only get to work on time and stay her whole shift.
4/30/2018 12:30:00 PM
Why get to work on time and stay if the DC allows it. If IAD or reporter investigates it it a no brained. Watch the sign, when the drivers pulls in and leaves and match it to the time sheets
It's the regular Dist Secretary who needs to walk the extra couple feet from the back of the lot. Maybe that would also stop her from walking around and talking to PO's and Supervisors like she is an entitle b@tch. Shas talks to Sgt's like she is a Lt with an attitude.
Then the sgts deserve what they get for allowing an entitled P.O. talk to them like that. If they don’t man up, too bad. I know plenty of sgts who wouldn’t allow that to happen for a second
4/30/2018 11:38:00 AM
Park a pool car in that spot, and lose the keys...................
In case anybody is still wondering this is 015.
4/30/2018 06:37:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Next sign to go up will be for the tact dollies. Their arrogant, know it all Tact Lt loves to take care of his ladies, wink wink. He is a loser just like his hairgels who punch walls at the christmas party because they didn't get the warrior of the day award. Losers. Quality arrests don't matter, numbers is the game at any cost. And what a puke of a "leader" to settle for it. Just the result of the little man syndrome with the race card thrown in when necessary. The sgts there are a joke and the Lt is even worse. But he's got to make sure his ladies get their sign too, he can't get punked out and chance pissing the ladies off. Gotta take care of them, wink wink.
4/30/2018 06:44:00 AM
It’s all over the department. Not just the districts, same in almost every unit.
Earnie tell her to get you your stupid ISR’s and illegal gang dispersal !
I'm "Executive in charge of Office Snacks." I want a SIGN TOO...Dang IT.....
What a moron. Now everyone will know when they duck early. Just do what they did in the 80's and park the worst POS squad in the spot and throw the keys on the station roof.
That lamented sign will not last as long as a Temporary License Plate, hope they made more than 1.
Secretaries need assistants. Someone has to sharpen the pencils, fill the stapler, replace the paper in the copy machine, and order lots of white out.
Almost forgot, grind the coffee beans so the secretary can make the coffee.
I enjoy these post. I hope we get a regular update of the goofiness going on in 15 from the clown known as Cato
No balls in 15. If this was done in 25 that sign would be in a urinal.
Dont let us down 015 Brothers and Sisters.Let see some of that infamous police humor and imagination in dealing with this situation.The possibilities are endless.
Put her car up on blocks.True westside response to this nonsense.
Well the admin sergeant (DS) in 007 has his own take home car, and gets all the overtime he wants. Like I said he is the admin sergeant but amazingly he comes out on the street only when there is overtime involved. Never see him otherwise. They pretend like nobody knows what he is up to. Here is a clue EVERYONE sees it. The overtime is for him only, like his personal fucking savings account. Just make a withdrawal anytime he fucking wants to. Then they wonder why moral is low. Hopefully they will make Kenny a Deputy Chief soon so him and his sidekick can get the fuck out of here.
Looks like a fun spot to use to park.
Everyone should make signs and put them up. “Reserved for Mr.Special”, “Reserved for Assistant to the Part Time Assistant Janitor Supervisor “, etc. Use up all the laminator supplies and color printer cartridges in the process.
Wow
This show what the Commander thinks of the troops that work for him.
What a slap in the face.
Does the secretary also get a reserved spot?
Anonymous said...
Park a pool car in that spot, and lose the keys...................
4/30/2018 04:36:00 PM
Lol!
You're telling your age there...
Park the impounds there!
Almost as dumb as the blue bed Sargent in the old 12th district who spray painted the outside walls of the station with hearts because “we love our commander”. Then had the nerve to get pissed when another Sargent called her out.
Wait, if this is where the assistant secretary parks, where does the secretary park?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Park a pool car in that spot, and lose the keys...................
4/30/2018 04:36:00 PM
I like this idea.
let the workers park up close.
There are still people dumb enough to be working? In this environment?
Nothing new. Secretaries in many units have 'assigned' parking spaces. Why even dwell on it? Clout will always have its privileges.
Folks loosen those panties, You have to realize that we are currently in a N.O.B.L.E. establishment. Old rules don't apply. This too will pass (hopefully) am waiting for the Korean Congregation to take root.
“Burn this motherfucker [sign] down!!!” While standing on top of her car....I’d pay to see it
This show what the Commander thinks of the troops that work for him.
What a slap in the face.
Does the secretary also get a reserved spot?
5/01/2018 12:07:00 AM
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Why yes, yes she does, right next to it-- only difference is her spot says "city sticker not required" in lowercase letters
What's his pussycat close
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No balls in 15. If this was done in 25 that sign would be in a urinal.
4/30/2018 07:06:00 PM
I knew we could count on "F-Troop" over at the old Indian burial grounds to come up with something creative.
There's always crazy-glue.
The cities inspector general will not tolerate any special treatment when it comes to parking for department members
The take home car for the Admin Sgt in 007 is not true. OT is not true either. FYI it's morale not moral. If you want to complain use the spell check feature.
I remember when the “Big Ern” made commander.. he was begging the rank and file to “let me lead you”... what a MUSH!! You can lead Deez NUTZ... Let’s hope the blood bath that is coming will show HQ this mush is in way over his head and the only remedy would be to remove him immediately and promote a policeman to that position rather than a merit hack. But this is the Chicago Police Dept. they will promote him to cause more damage somewhere else. Good luck 015., aggravation and frustration is knocking on your door.
nonymous Anonymous said...
Park a pool car in that spot, and lose the keys.
How about a derelict steal? With 4 flats.
I don't work there, but here's a possibility.
Is this person on LIMITED DUTY from some injury.
Not ready for a person with disability plaque but needs a little help to remain on the job to get to retirement.
Why do we have 4 female PO's in the front office, (a task that civilians can do) 4 footmen on any given day, and 6 PO's in the Caps office (we had 2 back in the 90's)????
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