Thursday, August 30, 2018

Citywide Call Out

The Department ran its "Incident Control Team" call out drill for the first time in recent memory.

For the newer readers, every District is required to have a couple of cars and a sergeant on call in case of a disaster (or large disturbance) properly equipped and available at a moments notice. Downtown dusted off the orders and called for all teams to report to an address near HQ to see how long it took everyone to gear up and respond.

Word is it wasn't pretty, but at least someone is thinking there might be something big on the horizon and the Department better see what options work.

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105 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.

8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe they tried this prior to the Freddie verdict.
The responding cars were to assemble at the North
lot of McCormick Place and it also was not pretty.
It seemed the closest districts didn't arrive any faster
than the farther districts.
When there are no cars available do to the constant
RAPS, as the song goes, "Who ya going to call.?"

8/30/2018 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A motley crew for sure.
Expect casualties.
There's a big difference between warm bodies and trained officers.
God help Chicago.

8/30/2018 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't Dahleen "Moperah Lite" Glanton just blowing
her bazoo a few days ago in the fibune about how The
Police should be blamed for the low homicide clearance
rate in Chicago?

Look.
Point & Laugh at the hypocrisy.
Loudly.

"Friends and family of a 20-year-old West Garfield Park man
killed earlier this year in a shooting that also killed a
Maywood man, gathered this week near the scene of the fatal
attack to appeal to the public for help solving the homicide."

Dahleen?
Hello?

"Zzzzzzz"

WAKE UP!

>Hard elbow shot to the ribs<

"Zzzzzz!"
>THUD!<
"Huh?"
>POOT!<

And you just KNOW... It was the same thing as always.

"Fuck y'awl axin' us questions fo'?
Dat's Y'AWL job to figger out whodunnit!"

Hey Dahleen...
There's your low clearance rate
right there in front of you.

The Police are not the problem.

8/30/2018 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps two locations as 3200 W 31st isn’t near HQ. Had to report to Chief Waller, or so they said.

Listened on Citywide 6 and there were a lot of slow shows.

8/30/2018 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The key here is go directly to the staging area, DO NOT show up late sipping that double chocolate pistachio coconut macadiamia iced latte that took you a half an hour to find.

8/30/2018 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a great idea, now all they have to do is promote bosses that can run a police department and beg the coppers to risk their homes and freedom to incarcerate some shit birds. Hmmmm, I suspect it won't work.

8/30/2018 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With ferguson dry runs starting already, yall best dust off everything you can find.

Yer gonna need it. Think soccer championships.

If the trial sees conviction, then car burning celebration happens. Emboldened.

If not guilty or hung jury occurs riots like LA happen.

Tick tock.

Theres your Sanctuary, Rauner.

8/30/2018 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, back in the 60s when this department had more testosterone— they had hell to pay, and society was a bit more civil. It will be interesting to see how this shit flows if it kicks off. All of which I will just watch on tv, from my house as I protect mine. Don’t bother calling me in to work the shit hole. I got more important things to worry about

8/30/2018 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no rush. starts wed.

8/30/2018 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rham gutted the Poleec department so bad, now the city is fucked... but atleast we will have democratic gubna...

8/30/2018 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What works is known.

What will be allowed is expected.

What fucking happens is yet to be known.

That is all.

8/30/2018 03:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did this Dept really expect to happen? I bet there were districts that never even sent manpower...lol

8/30/2018 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well to be fair, those making the schedule just designate the same car every day, with no regard for who is working on the car.
Some officers give a shit, and will actually be prepared. Some won't. It's not hard to know the difference, so it must be too hard to move the little asterisk on the sheets.

8/30/2018 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Upgrade your gas masks!! Check your gear, replace your batteries.

8/30/2018 04:17:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

an event on the horizon like um... crowd control?

didn't do so well with jubilant cub and pride crowds. CWB chronicled those shitshows very well.

how about the recent wildings? heard that stupid ass fenner did a tutu dance over herding the youts to the red line. you still think and fear these animals had their civil rights violated you fucking moron?

be sure to get the outside help up to snuff in regards to COPA rules and procedures to mollycoddle JVD protesters. those wearing green caps are observers. treat them extra nice outsiders.

8/30/2018 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Upgrade your gas masks!! Check your gear, replace your batteries.

8/30/2018 04:17:00 AM
——-

Vote democrat while you at it... you can have my gear if you need it. I won’t show. Gotta protect my house and family

8/30/2018 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys, beforewarned — the department is going to fuck with our hours/days off near the conclusion of the trial. It’ll be similar to the Cubs World Series overreaction, consisting of 12 hour days and cancelled RDOs. You can guarantee it.

8/30/2018 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah CPD ready, LOL. Right hand not sure what left hand is doing, in fact not even sure there is a left hand. Thanks to merit leadership. The hacks will be embarrassed and the city might burn. It won't only be the community on fire this time they have gotten smarter. The good neighborhood will be targeted. Better stuff to loot and better cars to jack to haul loot home. Any bets I'm wrong.

8/30/2018 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the can't handle 200-300 Wilding on Magazine Mile how is the CPD going to handle 100,000+ looting and burning the city down. The plan will be give them space to get out all their aggressions. Hope all the COD are armed they will need to provide their own fire power.

8/30/2018 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace. This dichotomy is not an invention of the twentieth century, yet it is in this century that the most striking examples of the phenomena have appeared. Never before has man pursued global harmony more vocally while amassing stockpiles of weapons so devastating in their effect. The second world war - we were told - was The War to End All Wars. The development of the atomic bomb is the Weapon to End Wars.

And yet wars continue. Currently, no nation on this planet is not involved in some form of armed struggle, if not against its neighbors then against internal forces. Furthermore, as ever-escalating amounts of money are poured into the pursuit of the specific weapon or conflict that will bring lasting peace, the drain on our economies creates a rundown urban landscape where crime flourishes and people are concerned less with national security than with the simple personal security needed to stop at the store late a night for a quart of milk without being mugged. The places we struggled so viciously to keep safe are becoming increasingly dangerous. The wars to end wars, the weapons to end wars, these things have failed us.”

8/30/2018 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well to be fair, those making the schedule just designate the same car every day, with no regard for who is working on the car.

YOU CANNOT PRE-DESIGNATE AN INCIDENT CONTROL TEAM!!

When will these stupid watch secretaries understand this? Read the damn order. What is supposed to happen if the designated car is down on something?

Everyone should be prepared for deployment. Have your helmet, baton, gas mask and raincoat with you.

8/30/2018 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Upgrade your gas masks!! Check your gear, replace your batteries.

8/30/2018 04:17:00 AM

Schedule your vacation.

8/30/2018 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Upgrade your gas masks!! Check your gear, replace your batteries.

^On it right away Boss!

8/30/2018 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
With ferguson dry runs starting already, yall best dust off everything you can find.

Yer gonna need it. Think soccer championships.

If the trial sees conviction, then car burning celebration happens. Emboldened.

If not guilty or hung jury occurs riots like LA happen.

Tick tock.

Theres your Sanctuary, Rauner.

8/30/2018 02:11:00 AM

LA had eighty some dead in their riots. I bet Chicago can do twice as good!

8/30/2018 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better make sure all your insurance is up to date.

House, car, business, especially the fire and theft insurance.

8/30/2018 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No crowd control training since nato. Twenty to thirty percent of those people are probably retired or no longer working in patrol. North side districts have no manpower to send to "incident control" situation without compromising the safety of officers left to handle problems in those districts. School starts next week and along with that comes a whole bunch of other problems that quickly drain available manpower at the district level. morale problem, manpower problem, no contract, lack of supervision, implementation of consent decree, etc... spells doom for " chicago's finest". All we can do is stick together and work through it with what we have.

8/30/2018 07:56:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The drill wasn't pretty but rest assured that I still am.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/30/2018 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous ThankYou said...

CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.
8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i spit out my coffee and choked a little bit but it was all worth it hahaha hahaha hahaha

8/30/2018 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might even see some Amazon people in the audience, was the shit show!

8/30/2018 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I should visit Downtown and the Mag Mile so I can remember all her glory before it's turnt to shit.

8/30/2018 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.

8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM

Ok Rahm

8/30/2018 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's to worry? Remember, we are led by more than competant, capable, fairly promoted , fearless bosses, with vast experience on the street! Oh shit! Ummm, never mind! WORRY

8/30/2018 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It took commander bangle bracelets a 1/2 hour just to get her weave pushed up into her hat. How long do you think her response time will be?

8/30/2018 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.
8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM

You are either a recruit or not a PO

8/30/2018 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the control teams going to have pink patches?

8/30/2018 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relax, your procedural justice training will kick in and everything will be all cool.

8/30/2018 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The key here is go directly to the staging area, DO NOT show up late sipping that double chocolate pistachio coconut macadiamia iced latte that took you a half an hour to find.

8/30/2018 01:13:00 AM

It was Hot...not iced.

8/30/2018 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why rush to a cluster-fuck.

8/30/2018 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Operation Charlie Foxtrot is now in effect.

8/30/2018 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supposedly calling back retirees for station security and Monterrey Security to guard police stations too.

8/30/2018 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will he pull out seeing how he was the main reason this Mcdonald fiasco started when did he see the tape, maybe he knows that Bronx bullshitter Gary is finally going to reveal when rahm seen the video? Maybe reveal rahms cover up? Maybe reveal how the exempts and so many others signed off as "good shoot" which it was and then let the political evil winds blow and change their stores and quickly retired?

As petitions hit the streets, Emanuel nearing point-of-no-return on third term

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/as-petitions-hit-the-streets-emanuel-nearing-point-of-no-return-on-third-term/

Excerpt:
If Emanuel waits much longer, he will risk looking like his political future is being dictated by the outcome of the trial of Chicago police Officer Jason Van Dyke, who is charged with the murder of Laquan McDonald.

The trial, scheduled to start next week, is certain to dredge up ugly memories of Emanuel’s decision to withhold the McDonald shooting video until after the 2015 election and release it only after a judge ordered the city to do so.

* He has over 10 million in his campaign account that amount puts him into big money category, he has more money than many of us combined will never make in our lifetimes,and this is just what he is showing. How much did he make the "Chicago way" being barry obamas guy? How much is hidden?

Come on rahm leave, you still have the CPS cover-up with how many kids sexually assaulted and you covered that up also, lets put a pro schools, pro police mayor in which is Vallas, Gary already screwed up he could not lead a horse to water!

Are we ready listen to both news conferences on video rahms comments:
Mayor Rahm Emanuel Fires Chicago Police Superintendent
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/us/chicago-police-rahm-emanuel-laquan-mcdonald.html

8/30/2018 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) First we have the black animal felon with over 35 arrests that the toni-kimmy team allowed back out on the streets to hurt/maim/kill more people, who raped and beat that poor polish girl, and now today we this but surprisingly the news media is reporting a "black man" which are involved in so much violent crime what is going on in the black community? reality is not racist liberals!

Police issue alert after woman sexually assaulted at gunpoint in West Town

Chicago police have issued an alert about a man who followed a woman into a yard and sexually assaulted her at gunpoint in the West Town neighborhood.

The man hopped a fence in the 2000 block of West Ferdinand Street after the woman entered the property and locked a gate around 11:20 p.m. on Aug. 14, police said in the alert.

The man showed a handgun, demanded money and assaulted her, police said.

The man had been riding a blue bike, possibly a Divvy, in circles in the street before the woman went through the gate, the alert said.

The attacker was described by police as black, 17 to 25 years old, clean shaven with a dark complexion and short hair in twists or braids. He wore a dark gray hooded sweatshirt, a white T-shirt, blue jeans and was carrying a dark colored backpack.

Anyone with information can call Area Central detectives at

* Hey Rahm riding a divvy bike, surely he used his credit card information to rent this bike right rahm? Oh silly me you gave away how much taxpayers money to divvy for free bikes for the people/folks as you dance and pander as usual, dam the law and order people who are attacked daily by these feral animals!

8/30/2018 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Shit, back in the 60s when this department had more testosterone— they had hell to pay, and society was a bit more civil. It will be interesting to see how this shit flows if it kicks off. All of which I will just watch on tv, from my house as I protect mine. Don’t bother calling me in to work the shit hole. I got more important things to worry about

8/30/2018 02:19:00 AM

I Iove when these pop up! “Back in my day we had to walk to our calls, up hill..both ways...with an onion tied to or belt! That was the style at the time ya see. We had gumption back then dang nabbit!”

8/30/2018 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds great, now pull my 👉🏻

8/30/2018 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Perhaps two locations as 3200 W 31st isn’t near HQ. Had to report to Chief Waller, or so they said.

Listened on Citywide 6 and there were a lot of slow shows.

8/30/2018 01:05:00 AM

Geographic center of Chicago if we recall correctly...

8/30/2018 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I believe they tried this prior to the Freddie verdict.
The responding cars were to assemble at the North
lot of McCormick Place and it also was not pretty.
It seemed the closest districts didn't arrive any faster
than the farther districts.
When there are no cars available do to the constant
RAPS, as the song goes, "Who ya going to call.?"

8/30/2018 12:32:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who you going to call out? How about front office and CAPS. That’s about 400 po’s. I’m sure the city can survive a few days if their paperwork or parties are postponed a few days. At least if the beat guys stay, the calls will be answered

8/30/2018 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone make the party On time? Doubt it. Sounds like the merits are getting nervous. As well they should be. Have you gotten the stand down orders Yet? Please let us know when they are issued site I can lock and load. Someone has got to stand up 6o these POS if you won't. Hope your wives are all CCW carriers they just might need it. If not you better call in sick on the riot days and protect the home truf.




8/30/2018 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Hey Dahleen...
There's your low clearance rate
right there in front of you.

The Police are not the problem.”


We aren’t the only problem but we certainly are a part of the problem

8/30/2018 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vague memory...when they sent us to the Armory on North Ave early ‘94...was that for the World Cup Hooligan crowds?
Are the euro-hooligans coming back?

Okay who’s first to be trained and deployed?
Will the Merit Hacks release the enormous House Mouse Contingent?

Lawless Sanctuary City
Rahm Emanuel-Jugghaid Special Ed
“Preserving Disorder one community at a time”

8/30/2018 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.

8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM

Excellent sarcasm!

The call-out response reminds me of tv's F-Troop at Fort Courage, Kansas, except less professional, if that is even possible.

Captain Parmenter, Sgt. O'Rourke, Corporal Agarn and Chief Wild Eagle could provide a better response than the CPD!

8/30/2018 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard it was a cluster! Also heard on WBBM that daddy johnson followed his son to school # 6 to make sure he got there. Kinda like safe passage for the baby sup. NEPOTISM

8/30/2018 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.

8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM


Actually there was a plan on response to a nuclear attack. A general order entitled (as I remember) Departmental Operations in event of a Nuclear Detonation. Long rescinded.

8/30/2018 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.

8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM
so sayeth Adam Collins, Rahm's soon to be unemployed mouthpiece.

8/30/2018 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to deploy the national guard! !!!!!

8/30/2018 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a shitshow. Something even more embarrassing will show how inept these merit bosses are in the very near future. Stay tuned.

8/30/2018 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could they have picked a shittier lot to assemble in. Was the site of a torn down warehouse part broken up concrete, garbage rutted mud. I surprised no one got a flat. They better start figuring out a better staging areas.

8/30/2018 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t know what ever happened to the separation of powers in the three branches of government but it is very obvious that Prickwinkie is running everything. She tells Tim “the puppet” Evans and all of his judges what to do and all they say is “yes mam, yes Mam”. Evans was always just a political hack for the old cross dresser Harold Washington.
She tells her girl Friday Foxx to shut up and drop all felony charges or blow off what ever you can.
She tells Tom the “Pizzaman” Dart to let every felony convicted criminal out of jail on an I bond or useless leg bracelet. What an embarrassment to the “white Man” to let this socialist agenda goof give you orders on how to do the job that you were elected to do by the people or folks. What a whimp. No wonder your wife slaps you around after a few highballs.
Remember what socialist dictator said “There are too many black and brown men in jail”. No Prickie, there are too many black and brown men committing crimes.

8/30/2018 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the phony crook county prosecutors want to do this to JVD:
Prosecutors want Jason Van Dyke’s bail hiked or revoked after media interviews

You can look up the story easy to find, these are the same idiots that let felons run freely, the same in cohorts with the judges that release felons, like the pos 35 time arrested pos that raped and attempted to kill that girl who this black guy followed from the train Cta Criminal Transport Authority, he was let go constantly and they are worried about a coppers who has complied with all the idiotic rules for his bail, guess crook county is against a copper attempting to tell the truth his side of the story! JVD story doesn't fit the slanted narrative of the controlled owned dishonest Chicago media cabal!

If any copper is working in the ghettos and doing any proactive police work seek help immediately, any 1 of us could be wearing Jason shoes, yet so many coppers say "I would never do that" Jason thought the same thing, the threat was there,a high on drugs felon, every coppers perception is different. Strange how the so called leaders of Cpd signed off good shoot, then when political expediency was winding up, stories changed, many retired with 6 figure salaries, were any promoted for changing their stories?

This is a direct result of spineless leaders, how can any of them look at themselves in the mirror knowing what they did caused a man to be charged with murder? Hey Gary we know you read this "insignificant blog" daily, want to tell the truth when did rahm see this video? You got fired anyway strange how you still will not reveal it! Wonder why Gary?

8/30/2018 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mainstream media mum about summer long wilding youths in Wrigleyville!

8/30/2018 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let the exempt show us how it’s done. They don’t care about the blue shirts & I definitely won’t be coming to work.. good luck call in the national guard and declare martial law since CPD is fetal Thxs to you pushing the consent decree down our throats and if we don’t swallow it we will get it surgically put straight up the whisle blower.

8/30/2018 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing that will stop the riots we be the deployment of federal troops!

8/30/2018 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't foot chase,don't car chase,don't stop anyone. Just answer the radio and go to your calls. Stay safe and God Bless!

8/30/2018 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

CPD is ready to handle anything short of a nuclear attack. Riots, flood, fire, earthquake, terrorist attack, the plans have been made and the manpower is available.

8/30/2018 12:20:00 AM


Actually there was a plan on response to a nuclear attack. A general order entitled (as I remember) Departmental Operations in event of a Nuclear Detonation. Long rescinded.

8/30/2018 02:11:00 PM

I remember air raid drills in school in the 60's. The sirens would go off and we'd hide under our desks, secure in the knowledge that we'd be safe in the event of nuclear attack. Yes, I'm that old.

8/30/2018 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There WILL be a riot either way.

Either a Happy riot, or an Unhappy riot.

No difference.

8/30/2018 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: Who is this guy 'Jonell'? Fox News has him on as some sort of expert on gangs in Englewood on the street. What kind of scam is he running?

8/30/2018 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gas masks? Batteries? WTF. Stay fetal. If you take any proactive action without an order from a white shirt and specifically record that on video. Don't!

8/30/2018 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media has already deemed CPD as an Enemy of the People. The destruction will be celebrated and the injuries and deaths blamed on CPD.

8/30/2018 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the wooden shampoo.

8/30/2018 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

“Hey Dahleen...
There's your low clearance rate
right there in front of you.

The Police are not the problem.”

We aren’t the only problem but we certainly are a part of the problem

8/30/2018 11:43:00 AM

Who is this "we" you're referring to?

No, "WE" are NOT THE problem or any part of a problem.

STFU you big joyously ignorant bullshitter.

You can't possibly be a Policeman...
Or at least a Policeman worth the ink
on his paper.

8/30/2018 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The key here is go directly to the staging area, DO NOT show up late sipping that double chocolate pistachio coconut macadiamia iced latte that took you a half an hour to find.

8/30/2018 01:13:00 AM

This:

It's a great idea, now all they have to do is promote bosses that can run a police department and beg the coppers to risk their homes and freedom to incarcerate some shit birds. Hmmmm, I suspect it won't work.

8/30/2018 01:17:00 AM


What's the incentive to get there in a timely manner, or at all, for that matter?

8/30/2018 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD does not need any outside help,we have the national guard if needed !

8/30/2018 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Protect the homefront if I hear of reports of rioting near Mt Greenwood I'm leaving let the rest of the city burn my family comes first!

8/30/2018 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are good reasons to practice this kind of stuff on a regular basis. This cluster f just shows why you want to practice. Given how obvious the result was likely to b, I am moderately surprised the power Minds had the balls to actually try it.

8/30/2018 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't our under cover OCD units and Gang Intelligence people be hard at work finding out what the pulse of the hoods are planning on doing? Yea Right

8/31/2018 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I remember air raid drills in school in the 60's. The sirens would go off and we'd hide under our desks, secure in the knowledge that we'd be safe in the event of nuclear attack. Yes, I'm that old.

8/30/2018 08:41:00 PM

Youngster, I was on a beat car in the 60’s and we didn’t pay any attention to the air raid signal. Continued on, business as usual

8/31/2018 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone should be prepared for deployment. Have your helmet, baton, gas mask and raincoat with you.

Is it going to rain?

8/31/2018 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Shit, back in the 60s when this department had more testosterone— they had hell to pay, and society was a bit more civil. It will be interesting to see how this shit flows if it kicks off. All of which I will just watch on tv, from my house as I protect mine. Don’t bother calling me in to work the shit hole. I got more important things to worry about

Like writing on the blog?

8/31/2018 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Order S05-11
DEPARTMENT OPERATIONS IN THE EVENT OF A NUCLEAR DETONATION

Still active

8/31/2018 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOOK for 26 and CAL to be totally blocked off with barricades.

Judges parking lot (lucky us) will be command post.

Sheriff does not want any if his so called police on the actual front line TRAINING IS very weak and have you seen any of the court sheriffs?

If protestor use any brain power they will protest in multiple location.

FATHER faker will sit this one out per RAHM (BET ON IT!)
Fake north side revrun want in on grant money bad.

OH and no batons or asp its looks bad and it scares people per rahm. Special ED will put you life in jeopardy for his sons future in the narcotic unit as a PPO.

8/31/2018 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Everyone should be prepared for deployment. Have your helmet, baton, gas mask and raincoat with you

Everyone should be prepared for deployment. You have to be kidding. Certain people will be taken care of and absolutely nothing will change for them. We all know who that is

8/31/2018 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gang intelligence unit a clout unit

8/31/2018 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD does not NEED outside help, we have the national guard if needed !!!!!!!!!!!

8/31/2018 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i stay at front desk with my knee pads and answer the phones during the trouble?

8/31/2018 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a citizen and I am going to far away to northern Wisconsin when closing arguments begin in JVD trial. And my condolences to the homeowners residing in the 4200 block of North Hermitage. Reminds me of the scene in Titanic when the orchestra bid each other farewell and the lights extinguish just before the ship goes under...But alas and have hope: Chicago did rebuild after the 1871 fire, and by golly, surely she shall rise from the ashes again!

8/31/2018 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a citizen and I am going to far away to northern Wisconsin when closing arguments begin in JVD trial. And my condolences to the homeowners residing in the 4200 block of North Hermitage. Reminds me of the scene in Titanic when the orchestra bid each other farewell and the lights extinguish just before the ship goes under...But alas and have hope: Chicago did rebuild after the 1871 fire, and by golly, surely she shall rise from the ashes again!

8/31/2018 06:51:00 PM

What about your Chicago property?

8/31/2018 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...


I remember air raid drills in school in the 60's. The sirens would go off and we'd hide under our desks, secure in the knowledge that we'd be safe in the event of nuclear attack. Yes, I'm that old.

8/30/2018 08:41:00 PM

Youngster, I was on a beat car in the 60’s and we didn’t pay any attention to the air raid signal. Continued on, business as usual

8/31/2018 01:30:00 AM

Old timer, I was a slip of a girl who began kindergarten in the 60's. Back then I did as I was told.

9/01/2018 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gang intelligence unit a clout unit

8/31/2018 01:10:00 PM


When will you people grow up and realize that ALL units are clout units, unless you somehow get lucky and get into one.

This is Chicago. It is the way of the world. Deal with it. Stop acting like it's a mother-fucking surprise.

9/01/2018 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
can i stay at front desk with my knee pads and answer the phones during the trouble?

8/31/2018 04:39:00 PM

Of course. You will not be sent along with the do nothings that do this everyday. And the boss will say, don’t send them because they are so nothings. It’s the CPD way. If you can’t or aren’t capable of doing the job , the bosses protected and either don’t give you the job or don’t make you do the job

9/01/2018 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOOK for 26 and CAL to be totally blocked off with barricades.

Judges parking lot (lucky us) will be command post.

Sheriff does not want any if his so called police on the actual front line TRAINING IS very weak and have you seen any of the court sheriffs?


Let’s not throw stones. Agree with your view of sheriffs , but you don’t have to look further than CPD roll calls and units to see the same

9/01/2018 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm a citizen and I am going to far away to northern Wisconsin when closing arguments begin in JVD trial. And my condolences to the homeowners residing in the 4200 block of North Hermitage. Reminds me of the scene in Titanic when the orchestra bid each other farewell and the lights extinguish just before the ship goes under...But alas and have hope: Chicago did rebuild after the 1871 fire, and by golly, surely she shall rise from the ashes again!

8/31/2018 06:51:00 PM

The voice of doom. Chicago will be fine and the CPD will handle the job

9/01/2018 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone should be prepared for deployment. Have your helmet, baton, gas mask and raincoat with you.

Is it going to rain?


You don't know why they posted bring your rain coat? I guess you can find out on your own when you don't have it.

9/01/2018 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The voice of doom. Chicago will be fine and the CPD will handle the job

9/01/2018 02:11:00 AM


The Voice of Doom.

Followed by:

The muffled voice of Mister Ostrich, reliably, if believed, leading to...... Doom happening. For some.

Will Mister Ostrich be one of the some?

Not likely.

9/01/2018 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Everyone should be prepared for deployment. Have your helmet, baton, gas mask and raincoat with you.

Yes mom. Should I bring lunch to?

9/01/2018 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know why they posted bring your rain coat? I guess you can find out on your own when you don't have it.


Will they post that I should bring a coat in winter?

9/01/2018 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Protect the homefront if I hear of reports of rioting near Mt Greenwood I'm leaving let the rest of the city burn my family comes first!

8/30/2018 10:38:00 PM

Get your family out of town before it reaches your neighborhood.

9/01/2018 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i still have the nuke detonation special order in blue posted on my office wall with my three stooges posters lol. i dont know which one is a bigger joke. wasnt the f troop indian tribe the fakowis? the indian scout would always get lost cuz they were fakowis. you know where the fukowi?

9/01/2018 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know why they posted bring your rain coat? I guess you can find out on your own when you don't have it.


Will they post that I should bring a coat in winter?

9/01/2018 08:26:00 PM

For you, it sounds like they might need to do just that. Over that coat, you might want to also have your raincoat. Hint: it's not to keep snow or rain from getting on you.

9/02/2018 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You don't know why they posted bring your rain coat? I guess you can find out on your own when you don't have it.


Will they post that I should bring a coat in winter?

9/01/2018 08:26:00 PM

For you, it sounds like they might need to do just that. Over that coat, you might want to also have your raincoat. Hint: it's not to keep snow or rain from getting on you.

9/02/2018 12:46:00 AM

Enlighten the blog Not all of us are as smart as you

9/02/2018 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/7-Arrested-on-Suspicion-of-Using-Human-Waste-152217435.html

9/03/2018 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/7-Arrested-on-Suspicion-of-Using-Human-Waste-152217435.html

9/03/2018 08:33:00 AM

Your an idiot. Has nothing to do with the police. Although there has been an epidemic of of CPD officers having crap thrown on them. Happens all the time. Good reason for carrying a raincoat. I fear that everyday I go to work.

9/03/2018 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your an idiot. Has nothing to do with the police. Although there has been an epidemic of of CPD officers having crap thrown on them. Happens all the time. Good reason for carrying a raincoat. I fear that everyday I go to work.

9/03/2018 05:09:00 PM

I believe you meant "you're." But what do I know? I'm an idiot. How exactly does something, bottles filled with piss and shit, intended to be thrown at police during a protest/riot, have nothing to do with the police. You seem to be struggling with figuring out the difference between everyday work, and protests/riots where people bring things to throw at the police. I guess I'll let you figure it out later. The rest of us who get it will just point and laugh. Maybe you're into getting doused with the piss and shit of strangers. That's just not me. Have a blast.

9/04/2018 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe you meant "you're." But what do I know? I'm an idiot. How exactly does something, bottles filled with piss and shit, intended to be thrown at police during a protest/riot, have nothing to do with the police. You seem to be struggling with figuring out the difference between everyday work, and protests/riots where people bring things to throw at the police. I guess I'll let you figure it out later. The rest of us who get it will just point and laugh. Maybe you're into getting doused with the piss and shit of strangers. That's just not me. Have a blast.

9/04/2018 02:03:00 AM

How many times have you been doused with piss and crap. None.
Stay safe because if it ever happens you will be prepared which is good
Now put on your raincoat and get out there doing your everyday police work

9/04/2018 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/03/2018 05:09:00 PM

I believe you meant "you're." But what do I know? I'm an idiot. How exactly does something, bottles filled with piss and shit, intended to be thrown at police during a protest/riot, have nothing to do with the police. You seem to be struggling with figuring out the difference between everyday work, and protests/riots where people bring things to throw at the police. I guess I'll let you figure it out later. The rest of us who get it will just point and laugh. Maybe you're into getting doused with the piss and shit of strangers. That's just not me. Have a blast.

9/04/2018 02:03:00 AM

I sure hope you had your raincoat yesterday. Anyone who forgot to bring one is probably still cleaning off after the onslaught of bottles of piss and crap. From experience I can tell you, you usually are only aware after the shit and piss is thrown. Then it’s to late. They don’t say “put on your raincoats, we are ready to throw”. To prove my point I didn’t see ISP officers wearing their raincoats at the beginning
Once again, difference of opinion, but stay safe

9/04/2018 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really need to make two consecutive posts to drive home the fact that piss and shit aren't thrown at us every day? Hoping others will think you aren't the same guy making both posts? I've already explained this to you. It's not about getting piss and shit thrown on you every day. It's about working at a protest/riot where people are specifically throwing piss and shit at the police. This is very simple, like yourself. If you need someone to tell you to put on your raincoat, which isn't surprising in the least, you probably wouldn't even realize you were covered in shit and piss until someone else told you about the smell. How are you responding to a post that specifically explains that I wasn't referring to everyday police work by suggesting that I think people are throwing shit and piss at us every day? Are you illiterate or just dumb? Both? Figures.

9/05/2018 09:59:00 AM  

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