Friday, August 03, 2018

Dart Wastes More Money

  • Dog days are coming to the jail. For the first time in the history of Cook County, a selected group of dogs from the city’s crowded Animal Care and Control shelter (aka “The pound”) will soon have a new temporary home: Cook County Jail.

    The dogs will also have a new roommate: a jail inmate.

    Sneed has exclusively learned a new program devised by Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart will permit trainable dogs, ostensibly large ones that are difficult to adopt, to live with some of the jail’s most dangerous inmates housed in the maximum-security section known as Division 9.

    “No murderers or rapists permitted and a protection system will be in place,” said Dart, who describes the program he calls “Tails of Redemption” to be a “win-win.”
No murderers or rapists? We guess Dart does have half a brain at least. And the dogs - going from one jail to another? Their own personal version of Hell it seems.

Any guesses on how soon one inmate sics a dog on another dog for "entertainment?"

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Dart is certifiably mentally ill. One of his top aides says he on psychotropic medication. It's scary someone like him could hold any kind of power position. There have been over 40 inmates who have died in his custody in last two years. The feds should seriously remove him in a straight jacket.

8/03/2018 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pizza parties, circle jerks, and a puppy! Prison is sounding nice!

And if rapists and murderers cannot have one, then who the hell does get one? Everyone else is out on electronic monitoring.

8/03/2018 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the Sheriff was considered a mayoral candidate and now everyone laughs at him. Does the joke of the town really think this crazy stuff is going to help him.

8/03/2018 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No murderers or rapist are permitted in the dog program? I’m sorry who else is housed in Division 9 then?

8/03/2018 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart thinks he has lab rats and keeps experimenting on the inmates.

8/03/2018 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In other news... Cook county inmates are hoarding peanut butter...

8/03/2018 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Vox Populi Vox Dei said...

For the first time in my life I don't know what to say..this is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I officially nominate Sheriff Dart to Ig Nobel prize. This is given to the dumbest scientific achievement. He probably believes there is some science behind it.
I would laugh hard but there is animal cruelty involved in it so I won't.
And I have doubts about these "murderers and rapists". Ahem..especially rapists.

8/03/2018 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Mcgruff said...

breaking news:
Schnauzer raped in jail
Lawsuit filed by Lovey and Lovey on behalf of lassie.

By the way do they have milk bones in the commissary?

8/03/2018 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like dart the dillweed has been watching oz again...

8/03/2018 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pity the poor dogs.

8/03/2018 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dart, Black Labs Matter!

8/03/2018 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What up Dogg!

8/03/2018 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So along with human feces the lowlifes will now have dog crap to throw. Just dandy. This Dart guy is so fucked up in the head.

8/03/2018 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And how many gang bangers are in there for animal abuse. Gee what could go wrong.

8/03/2018 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“No murderers or rapists permitted and a protection system will be in place”

Dort-- have these individuals who are viable the pillars of the community they represent; been they even convicted of said murder or rape? Is the judge who is tending to their case-- Judge Hooks? It is an injustice.

8/03/2018 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guys a fucking Lunatic.

8/03/2018 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is no way to treat a dog. Dart really has his head up his ass with this idea. Forcing a dog to live with the animals he has on hand is abuse of man's best friend.

8/03/2018 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems like a harsh sentence for a dog that has not been accused let alone convicted of a crime. Solitary confinement for real. Where is the Northwestern Innocence Project to advocate social justice and civil rights reforms for those unjustly incarcerated for crimes which they did not commit. Talk about harsh sentencing. The taxpayers once again will be on the hook for big court ordered payouts for false imprisonment.

8/03/2018 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im concerned the four legged dogs will get fleas and other parasites from the actual inmates.

8/03/2018 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They getting Pit Boos or Rockweillers?

8/03/2018 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long before one of the non rapists or murderers actually rapes or kills one of the dogs? I’m betting it won’t take long at all.

8/03/2018 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a great idea.

Until one of the inmates gets bitten, or one of them fucks the dog.

Just like the inmate they caught fucking a chicken in the chicken coop.

8/03/2018 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad enough we're already paying to house the mutts already there...

Lars Pilsen

8/03/2018 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long until the dogs end up like Darts failed chicken program, where the prisoners were supposed to be raising chickens but instead had sex with them?

8/03/2018 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Dart is soft as puppy shit. No pun intended.

8/03/2018 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL
Jails have that unique "fragrance" as it is. Now add in dog piss and poop odors wafting through the historic halls and the poor inmates won't be able to smell he pizza baking!!!!

8/03/2018 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the dogs have to go to jail because no one will adopt them? Where is the ACLU and the ASPCA on this issue?
They are being treated worse than illegal aliens! Where are their lawyers?
You have to feel for the four legged dogs on this......

8/03/2018 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheriff Goofy

8/03/2018 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel so bad for these dogs. It's inhumane. These asshole criminals are IN JAIL. They aren't supposed to be pandered to anyway. What's next? Massages from massage school students? Mani/pedi's from cosmetology school students? Meals served by chefs in training? Is jail just a "safe space" for these asshole criminals??

8/03/2018 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t think pizza is good for dogs.

8/03/2018 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoopie said it is a cultural thing.

how soon before a guard is mauled?

is anybody running against this mt. greenwood mope?

8/03/2018 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picking his nose and wiping it on his grimey, ill fitting white t shirt he says "youall ain't gonna fuck them dogs....is ya ?".

8/03/2018 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't laugh. A maximum security prison in Kentucky has been doing this with long term (25+ years) sentenced offenders for many years with success. It seems to keep the inmate violence down some and the dogs are eventually adopted by families.

8/03/2018 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for those poor dogs from the dog pound to be forced to live with the same thugs that use them for bait in their Pit Bull fighting games, and or train them to be fighting dogs.

8/03/2018 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dogs will come away with fleas.

8/03/2018 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The jail is now a condo association. Great amenities. Work out facility, pizza deliveries to units(cells), social media access, round the clock cable tv, and now you can bring your dog to jail, I mean to your stay at the Little Tommy Darts condos.

8/03/2018 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conjugal visits???

8/03/2018 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...






Imagine the first inmate to get bit and the following law$$$uit...?

8/03/2018 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago dog pound has 85% pit bull breeds. The article states its the large hard to handle dogs going to the jail. So pit bull breeds are going to be taken care of by violent inmates and the taxpayer has to foo the bill if someone gets hurt. I seriously believe this Sheriff has to have mental issues. Is there anyone who can tell him this is probably not a good idea.

8/03/2018 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, Democrats can't figure out how Trump got elected

8/03/2018 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its amazing how many inmates have died in Sheriff's custody recently. Black lives really don't matter when the media covers for their golden boy Tom Dart. If Sheriff Joe Arpio had dozens on inmate deaths the media would be demanding his arrest. Also, its almost as if SNEED is mocking dart in the article but he seems to naïve to realize it.

8/03/2018 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There needs to be a petition started to prevent this. Asap!!!!!!

8/03/2018 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was reading top comment about inmate deaths in county. Well guess what just had another one last night in division 9 same place sheriff Fart wants to put the dogs as pets.

8/03/2018 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a good thing Michael Vick isn't currently a "guest" of the County . . .

8/03/2018 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My rescue dog that I rescued from a program in Indiana called "Prison Tails" is nervous 100% of the day. She was still a pup when we got her but after 10 years she still shows teeth any time a male enters our house. I've never laid a hand to her but she still comes to me when I call her, with her tail between legs. The animals that Dart deserves to be roommates with will make more just like mine. Hopefully they bite the shit out of the animals locked up.

8/03/2018 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sun times not playing nice with favorite son maybe marriage to him is in disarray:

Rahm crony who helped bank in Manafort case get city grant got $700K in loans
https://chicago.suntimes.com/business/rahm-emanuel-martin-cabrera-stephen-calk-federal-savings-bank-chicago-paul-manafort-city-grants-loans-bga/

To think blago is doing 14 years for merely talking about corruption!

8/03/2018 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'll bet two smokes on the pit to win the fight/ move the dog fights inside, who cleans dog shit O there all dog shit in there

8/03/2018 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dogfighting at the jail!

8/03/2018 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did Walsh back down from running for Sheriff?

8/03/2018 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the documented perversion that goes on the Dart CookCo Country Club, and then drag an unwilling furry companion into the boiler room. What can go wrong?
Real nice going DilDart.
Can an inmate opt for a gerbil instead?

Crazy old white man Dart, did the arsenic laden old beaver pelt finally cause his brain to liquefy?
“County Sheriff Tom Dart will permit trainable dogs, ostensibly large ones that are difficult to adopt...”
- maybe I’m wrong but using dogs to train the violent maltempered community inmates to act civilly, isn't that a bit too much responsibility for a canine?

Chicago is a Welcoming City.
Go out to 26th & Cal and Adopt a Thug...ostentatious and large.
How’s this;
Comfort Thugs, maybe Dart can bring them out to the airports to calm the nervous flyers like United does with the Golden’s.

Every cell should have a picture of Rahm and Prickwrinkle as dedicated reminders.
Both should be required to visit the jail cells to meet and greet every other weekend, and to provide lessons in civility, compassion and respect.
Don't use dogs to do a politicians job.

8/03/2018 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much do want to bet the Kentucky don't laugh comment was written by Dart or Cara Smith. Division 9 is a little different then some southern jail who probably houses drunks and j walkers. But nice try Cara.

8/03/2018 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Division 9 is completely out of control. Now when a fire or fight breaks out ur going to have a bunch of wild dogs running around no pun intended.

8/03/2018 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



 Anonymous said...

The Chicago dog pound has 85% pit bull breeds. The article states its the large hard to handle dogs going to the jail. So pit bull breeds are going to be taken care of by violent inmates and the taxpayer has to foo the bill if someone gets hurt. I seriously believe this Sheriff has to have mental issues. Is there anyone who can tell him this is probably not a good idea.


No, not one of them will tell him he has a bad idea. They just want to keep their jobs. They don't care, their laughing at him too.

8/03/2018 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the last guy to praise that goofy Sheriff, but if it saves some dogs from the needle, and teaches some of the mopes to care about something other than themselves, I hope its a success. They have the time, lets see what happens.

8/03/2018 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart is the biggest phony pos that ever walked. When he had a hissy fit in 2009 over his k9 unit suing him for unpaid overtime. Dart locked the dogs in small crates on the jail grounds 23 hrs a day. Some of dogs were put down. That ckk sckkrr is no animal lover.

8/03/2018 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous CPD Dog Lover said...

Dogs for inmates could be promising for man's best friend with one proviso. Illinois must enact a law making bestiality a Class X felony.

8/03/2018 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I heard it on the radio, my heart just broke for the poor dogs. The abuse they’re bound to endure...ugh!

8/03/2018 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know what happened with the chickens at the jail?

8/03/2018 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone say afterhours dog fighting?

8/03/2018 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will the ACLU file the lawsuits for the poor dogs?

8/04/2018 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There program has actually been successful in other states. So maybe it would work here. Not optimistic but waiting to see.

8/04/2018 08:02:00 AM  
Blogger Tommy Tutone said...

Had grilled dog in Viet Nam. I guess if they have enough lighters, the inmates can have that novel experience for themselves.

8/06/2018 06:25:00 PM  

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