Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Putting the "FUN" in FUNERAL

  • At least six people were shot after a funeral service for a Chicago rapper at a church Monday afternoon in the Burnside neighborhood on the South Side.

    The mass shooting happened about 12:30 p.m. outside Bethlehem Star Missionary Baptist Church, 9231 S. Cottage Grove, authorities said. The most seriously wounded was a man, who was shot in the head and in critical condition at University of Chicago Medical Center, but the rest of the victims were in stable condition, authorities said.

    Also at U. of C. Medical Center were a 25-year-old man shot in the arm, a 27-year-old woman shot in the leg and lower body and a 24-year-old man male shot in the leg. An 18-year-old man was shot and taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn and a 23-year-old man shot in the leg was taken to Advocate Trinity Hospital.
You can bet that instead of having a car (or a partial tact team) detailed to gang funerals, CPD will be providing a police escort to the church and probably graveyard along with traffic control at major intersections just to prevent something like this, instead of allowing the self-cleaning oven to operate unimpeded.

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...


It's not a 'nice' city, SCC.
It's a 'world class' city. Rahm says so.
Kinda like Rio. Crime-ridden and brutal.

10/23/2018 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yet to your point scc i keep reading in the fop news letters about these morons who are putting turnoquits on gangbangers saving their lives. For what? A stupid fucking life saving award thats not gonna get you anywhere on this job. What happens if that gang banger u save with your turnoquit ends up killing a cop later on. Then...its on u morons for saving a scorge on this earth all for some dumbass award no one is gonna remember. Put it in perspective already. Let the criminals do away with each other....cause u know the cook county criminal justice system isnt going to.

10/23/2018 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they didn’t have to go far from the funeral home ....

10/23/2018 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charge the family for the escort. The funeral director charges them for the use of the hearse, limousines, flower cars. But the officers assigned will have to join the teamster's union.

10/23/2018 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a rapper in Chicago seems to be a dangerous occupation

10/23/2018 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These parasites cannot even bury their dead without a major form of chaos. Pity the many good AA that have to live among these sewer rats !

10/23/2018 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Well nothing to see here move along.

10/23/2018 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a God !

10/23/2018 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine the civil liability for the shooter or shooters? Gonna get sued for millions including pain and suffering for the attorneys who have to relive the details of someone else's suffering. Gotta be a mega-million dollar lawsuits with the lawyers whistling Dixie all the way to the bank.

10/23/2018 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it happened in front of a church. Where are the Reverends who publicly denounce the police on a regular basis?

Father Michael "Ghetto Boy" Phlager where are you?

Reverend Jesse "Hustleman"Jackson where are you?

Didn't see either one of these clergy condemning this mass shooting near a house of worship. If this mass shooting which if had occurred anywhere else other than Chicago, it would have been wall to wall coverage. I guess mass shootings in Chicago are the norm, so no new news here. With an upcoming election you would think the church's democrat pep rally pulpit would lend importance to the M.B. church and its sanctity for democrat candidate's indoctrination or get out the vote efforts.


10/23/2018 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the COMMUNITY ! Isn't the rest of the city tired of the bullshit race card yet ? The COMMUNITY can't even conduct a wake/funeral without gun play . Let me ask the question and maybe one of the readers here is more informed, but when is the last time there was a drive by in Edison Park at a wake/funeral ???? This is ridiculous , but yet we give the COMMUNITY more and more ! I can't wait to retire and move from Chicago and out of cook county . The retired police that stay here are fucking nuts !

10/23/2018 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the Hood Rats need more range time ?

10/23/2018 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 shot at a rapper's funeral. Now that's music to my ears!

10/23/2018 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Highly entertaining POD video.

10/23/2018 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am still smh over what they did to damage the 1930's-era, (parishoner donated) marble pulpit inside of St. Columbanus Catholic Church a few years back, after a post Fern-eral double Homicide. Truly, no shame.

10/23/2018 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Self perpetuating industry.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

10/23/2018 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we’re surprised by this how?

10/23/2018 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another rapper involved shooting? The answer is clear. The shooters are a band of deranged music critics!

10/23/2018 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn man, the Rapper Dooski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRzKE5Sik6U got clipped in the head at the rapper "Wooski's" funeral https://youtu.be/vYO9PmwcqD0 .

All those Limo's and all that fancy chrome and here comes another vast medical Bill for all you suckers who punch red, "actually "all" of us suckers".

Thats some cold shit man. Dooski can't even grieve for Wooski without getting turned into a Rose bush. Meanwhile "The Nation" hasn't even figured out who killed Dooski yet. https://www.reddit.com/r/Chiraqology/comments/9o185m/who_killed_mob_dooski_tha_man/

10/23/2018 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

Saving a life, even a lowlife, is about acting as we ought, not about getting an award. Acting otherwise brings more stress into our lives, and when it comes to life and death stuff what feels good today has a way of haunting us later because feelings governed the decision, not reason;kinda like tatooing the name of your first love on your forhead. The agony of regret is more painful than the pain of discipline. Our smarts have limits, but stupidity, none.

10/23/2018 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better there than in or on the way to Mount Hope.

10/23/2018 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come to 022 on a Saturday in the summer and watch the shit-show.
Mt. Hope has turned into a landfill for the gangbanging ghetto dwellers!

10/23/2018 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous europeasant said...

"instead of allowing the self-cleaning oven to operate unimpeded"

I vote for allowing the self-cleaning oven to proceed unimpeded.

Also send some of the vibrant community to the North Shore area so that they also can get a taste of what they vote for. Oh I guess the Evanston and Skokie areas are starting to get some of that taste.

10/23/2018 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUN-eral...

Maybe the "loyal opposition" can start expressing themselves
by taking over the proceedings for the departed like they used
to back during the heydays of the "Crack Wars" from the mid
80's through the 1990's...

You know... Since "tha' communerty" wants to be left alone
by the racist Poleece who are always harrassin', arrestin'
an' jennacidin' them...

Leave "tha' communerty" to work out among themselves these
various forms of self expression like shooting up fun-erals
and even invading the chapel/church and shooting up the
casket and the deceased.

You know... Since The Police are the problem, it would be
righteous as rain to remove The Police as the major source
of aggravation to tha' communerty.

THAT would be common-sense "Police Reform" instead of the
the aclu and perpetually aggrieved peoples/folkses fantasy
of The Police as caring and "culturally sensitive" social
service caretakers deliberately bastardized from their
role as pure, unflinching enforcers of law, order and
public safety/public peace.

"We needs y'all to "CARE" (give us more of y'all money)
about us an' stop tryin' to enforce da witeman's law on us cuz dat's
culturally insensitive to us an' racist too!"

Heh...

We keep our "Urban Bullshit Translator" always at the ready.

The "Liberal-Progressive Alinskyite Collectivist
Weasel Speak/Slippery Syntax and Word Salad Thesaurus"
is a rather weighty thing.

"Eeeeek! It's a BOOK!"

Well... When upright walking critters who mean you nothing
but harm have control of the narrative, it's most helpful
being able to savvy what they're actually saying.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

10/23/2018 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fruneral homes in the hood are booming. No pun intended. The state pays 7500.00 for each of these honor students frunerals. Cradle to grave benefits paid for with the tax $$ paid by those that work.

10/23/2018 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be considered a "mass shooting" and be on all the national news networks. But I think CNN, Fox and MSNBC have grown tired of the Chicago violence. It really doesn't even make the national news anymore.

10/23/2018 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you rahm

These folks are running all the businesses and any functioning brain human out of the city.

Must be nice that you don’t have to live around these “people”

10/23/2018 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry Sheriff Tom Dart was just about to assemble a Gang funeral Task Force according to Chuck Ghoudie. I would poke fun at this but dont want Sheriff Dart suing me for hurting his feelings.

10/23/2018 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the rappers greatest hits album.

10/23/2018 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now police will be used to patrol gang funerals , sounds like a waste of tax dollars

10/23/2018 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your safer in the 11th Dist vote Republican let's change the game boys and girls

10/23/2018 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s pfelcher at? Pfunk.

10/23/2018 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But but but the Police are the problem!!!

10/23/2018 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez, I'm glad my parents are laid out in St. Adelbert's. That's where my wife and I plan to be buried. Hopefully the "urban" blight will stave off for a decade or two.....NOT

10/23/2018 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The obit. said the Rapper was trying to turn his
life around, taking pickle ball lessons so he could
run a little side hustle at the retirement home.

10/23/2018 07:22:00 PM  
Blogger The Song Remains The Same said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fruneral homes in the hood are booming. No pun intended. The state pays 7500.00 for each of these honor students frunerals. Cradle to grave benefits paid for with the tax $$ paid by those that work.

10/23/2018 10:37:00 AM

This is ridiculous!
If you're on the government dole & your family can't afford a regular service & burial, the state should supply the family with a nice Hills Bros coffee can with your ashes.
This would save the state millions

10/23/2018 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger The Song Remains The Same said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fruneral homes in the hood are booming. No pun intended. The state pays 7500.00 for each of these honor students frunerals. Cradle to grave benefits paid for with the tax $$ paid by those that work.

10/23/2018 10:37:00 AM

This is ridiculous!
If you're on the government dole & your family can't afford a regular service & burial, the state should supply the family with a nice Hills Bros coffee can with your ashes.
This would save the state millions

10/23/2018 07:39:00 PM


We can save even more by putting the Shorties in a Sanka container

10/23/2018 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aspiring Rapper = World's Most Dangerous Profession. Word.

10/23/2018 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With these gangs killing each other over turf, what better opportunity is there to kill rivals than funerals? Seems logical to me that if gang bangers want retribution and want to kill as many rivals as possible, they’ll use the opportunity to kill when their rivals are gathered. Is this rocket science?

10/23/2018 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But who is paying the hospital bills and other expenses for this self cleaning shootings?

10/24/2018 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Article says about $55,000.00 per shooting not counting a $1,000.00 ambulance ride and not counting hospice care if that is necessary.
https://illinoisreview.typepad.com/illinoisreview/2018/08/chicago-shootings-cost-billions.html
An older article (2014) claims the cost of shooting victims in Chitcago is $2,500 per household annually.
https://abc7chicago.com/news/calculating-the-cost-of-chicago-violence/170033/

As an outsider, it seems to me that the Chitcago voters don't really care about these costs based on whom they continually elect....assuming the elections are on the level, which I seriously doubt they are or have been for well over 100 years.

10/24/2018 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""" Anonymous Anonymous said...

But who is paying the hospital bills and other expenses for this self cleaning shootings?

10/24/2018 02:40:00 AM""""

Who do you think? $100 bills to pay for Limo's but not a dime for a Hospital bill.

10/24/2018 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As for the cops using the tourniquets on bangers. The paramedics are done replacing those tourniquets. If cop has to use it on himself or partner it will be replaced. The hospitals don’t have them and the paramedics have to go to 31st and Sacramento to get a new one. There are too many runs for the ambulances to keep going out of service to replace these tourniquets the cops are putting on people shot in the hand and foot. Cfd said CPD will soon be responsible for replacing their own tourniquets

10/24/2018 09:24:00 PM  

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