Thursday, March 21, 2019

I Believe I Can Dubai

  • R. Kelly wants permission to hop on a private jet to Dubai next month for a series of concerts that would mark his first performances since his arrest on sex abuse charges.

    Kelly, who surrendered his passport last month and cannot leave the state without the court’s permission, filed a motion Wednesday requesting permission to fly to Dubai to perform three to five concerts in April. Kelly’s lawyer Steve Greenberg said he turned over a copy of the request, as well as details of the singer’s travel arrangements to Cook County prosecutors, and will ask Judge Lawrence Flood to rule on the matter at a previously scheduled status hearing on Friday.

    “(Kelly) needs to be able to work like anyone else who is free on bond, and the law needs to be adaptable,” Greenberg said.
Adaptable? Sure. Like letting him fly to a Middle East emirate that permits 14-year-olds to marry. Sounds right up Bob's alley, doesn't it? And no extradition treaty with the UAE? Perfect! What could possibly go wrong?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

R. Kelly aka Bob Gnarley
If he decides to rip, he can star in a movie called
"Escape From Chicago"
BTW, why does Bob piss on young girls? The
Russians seem to have a thing where hookers
piss on billionaires for kicks.
(Trump IS a germaphobe! Do you really think
it happened?)

3/21/2019 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you know some Cook County judge will say yes too.

3/21/2019 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Richard Johnson said...

This is probably the most stupid request that I have ever seen. The guy will definitely jump bail in Dubai and never come back. Michael Jackson fled to the Dubai in United Arab Emirates to flee from prosecution in the US.

3/21/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelly you need to clean zoo shit in Saudi Arabia in the
steaming heat. Don't mind the flies. Navy Seals eat
them for emergency protein. They're quite good for you.

3/21/2019 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before it's over, R. Kelly will walk around like he had a
stick up his ass, just like a pissed off MLB coach said to
a lazy player. Prepare to pay your dues, punk.

3/21/2019 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubai Vice/Dubai Justice: cut off the offending part

3/21/2019 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, at least he would be gone. Good riddance to say the least.

3/21/2019 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubai ? Isn’t that where Michael Jackson fled for refuge after his molestation scandal broke out. Guilty or not Dubai seems like a place where money can you anything including shelter from reality. If the country doesn’t care to force extradition whos to say Kelly couldn’t pull off a Roman Polanski type move. I’m sure he could probably settle out of court with victims dropping the charges stating it never happened for a large sum whistl he’s hiding away comfortably there. Hefty sums but no jail time. Sounds like a last ditch escape plan.

3/21/2019 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let this perp do his show in Chicago and beam it over
to Dubai. This is a rouse. Let him "work" from Chicago.

3/21/2019 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't trust this sick sexual pervert and antisocial scum
10 miles outside of Chicago. Let the Dubai Dicks come to
him and see The Jailhouse Rock.

3/21/2019 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

American Psycho
So you think you will play golf in Dubai and catch
some Formula 1? Beautiful dreamer, come unto me,
shampoo is waiting, water is warm. Don't order pork
here, don't read the Good Book, just sing and go home
now, ya got a small wick.

3/21/2019 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelly a narcissist with his own turds floating in a
hemp oil Lava Lamp

3/21/2019 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Square Pants Bob, The Judge hereby gives you permission
to go fuck yourself. You made a mockery of Law Enforcement.
Go get a release slip from Gayle King, Robert.

3/21/2019 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask CFD. It takes a man to piss out a fire.
Electrical arcs are a fucking bitch.

3/21/2019 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelly will never be that old to drive a Corvette in a mid-life
crisis. Get your fucking Toyota now and do some skids.

3/21/2019 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for all our sakes, let him go.
with any luck at all, he won't ever ever come back.

3/21/2019 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he was going there for a low cost castration I would allow it. They even have mcdonalds there so he wouldn't starve.

3/21/2019 04:10:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

“Adaptable? Sure. Like letting him fly to a Middle East emirate that permits 14-year-olds to marry.”

C’mon, SCC!! Do you really think he would fly there to marry a 14 year old?

No way.

Now, fly there to hump and piss on a 14 year old?

Sure thing.

3/21/2019 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He won’t get a trial in Dubai for criminal behavior. Over there fucking up can cost you your head. How long will that take for him

3/21/2019 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Superintendent is currently in Dubai.

3/21/2019 05:39:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

1. Let them keep him.
2. Don't say perp.

3/21/2019 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him go, one less thing right.

3/21/2019 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe I can lie
I believe I can lie ahahaha

3/21/2019 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Eddie how things are there - he just got back from Dubai. Clearly their cops ain’t too smart if they thought Johnson was some kind of policing star.

3/21/2019 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when Van Dyke was attacked by his judge for going to check on his daughter's safety. He didn't get to fly to Dubai.

3/21/2019 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kim Foxx decides to seek out “victims” after watching a tv program about R. Kelly’s exploits with women which painted him in a negative light. She actually asked for women to contact her so that she could bring a case against this man. Guess what happened? Women contacted her and said they were “Victims.” Watch the recent interviews with these women and they will tell you that this is all motivated by their parents trying to extort money from Kelly. I’m not a fan of Kelly, but if the state can do this to him, then guess what? They can do it to anyone. This is an abuse of state power.

3/21/2019 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob don't have enough dough to stay over there and continue his lifestyle , let him go and jerk them the locals around. Pretty sure the problem will solve itself

3/21/2019 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R Kelly needs to do concerts to make money to pay all his legal expenses !

3/21/2019 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He could take Jesse S with him and everybody's problems , (Little Kims too) might just go away

3/21/2019 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a strange twist kimesha argued on behalf of the defense asking the judge to change Kelly's bond conditions allowing him to leave the country since she was invited to Dubai for his concert. When the judge asked why kimeesha said shes a really big fan.

3/21/2019 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kelly is so stupid that upon seeing the McDonalds he would
say, my these people really have made progress. They are
like a first world nation. It's about the Benjamin's, Robert.
That was a corporate decision. Just pay your child support,
stay away from underage girls, and the cops will leave you

3/21/2019 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does Valencia Love feel about it?

3/21/2019 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him go this is all a big shit show. Good riddance

3/21/2019 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar in Dubai it would not end well for him.
Those Middle Eastern countries do not play around.

3/21/2019 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like crook county judge let jussie go to la and other places to see his lawyer the fix is in the liar will walk only in this corruption filled crook county.

3/21/2019 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah. Stacey Abrams for V.P.
I need a ride to the polls.

3/21/2019 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This doesn't seem like what Michael Jackson or Polanski at all does it?

3/21/2019 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't throw no more shade on Robert, ya'll
man almost had an on-air nervous breakdown

3/21/2019 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him go, then cancel his passport so he can't return........he can always mail his child payments in.......he will get tired of the place very soon......

3/21/2019 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let him go and take jussie with.

3/21/2019 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Far East, man, Far East
Robert please tell the truth. Did you play baseball as a kid?
These broads like Gayle King have the wrong approach.
Just ask the basic guy questions and get to the heart of the

3/21/2019 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

He should fit right in over there the way they treat their women...

3/21/2019 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CCSA Crimesha Dogg has agreed to this request with the expectation that she is provided back stage passes for herself and her entourage...

3/21/2019 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: Johnson said @ 12:45:00 AM ...

Also, Roman Polanski. Here's the "wiki" for those too young to remember:

In 1977, Polanski was arrested at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel for the sexual assault of 13-year-old ... Polanski was indicted on six counts of criminal behavior, including rape... Many executives in Hollywood came to his defense...

Polanski pleaded guilty to the charge of "unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor". Polanski agreed to the plea bargain, his penalty to be time served along with probation. He learned that the judge was going to disregard the plea bargain...The day before sentencing, Polanski left the country.

In 2009, Polanski was arrested in Switzerland at the request of United States authorities... Polanski was defended by many prominent individuals, including Hollywood celebrities and European artists and politicians, who called for his release. American public opinion was reported to run against him, however.

3/21/2019 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubai, please take R. Deviant Kelly off our hands.
Lock up your children, lock up your wives.
Have the people of Dubai seen Hamilton yet?
Keep your nose clean and remember those lines.

3/21/2019 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone in this cesspool not corrupted Sharon fairley again:

Former IPRA investigator’s lawsuit against city dismissed

Can we join the feds maybe an accelerated academy so much work would be proud excited to help them sort through this massive swamp!

3/21/2019 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Bernie Epton for Mayor said...

Chance the Rapper backs Toni Preckwinkle for Chicago mayor
Chance the Rapper backs Toni Preckwinkle for Chicago mayor

That settles it. I'm voting for the other candidate (not that I was considering Taxwinkle before this was announced)

3/21/2019 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm all for letting him go to Dubai, just as long as he can not come back to the US. Look up some of the backward laws and punishments in Dubai, he will be in jail over there soon enough. I'm willing to be that Dubai prison is way worse than illinois prison, and Dubai can pay for it not me.

3/21/2019 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he tries his shenanigans with young girls over there the Saudi’s will ensure that he’s never able to try it again.

3/21/2019 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Getting rid of him one way or the other is fine with me, take the Juicey Swollted with.
The incompetent KmmmFxxxUp would like to see both disappear too.

Wonder if there will be a stipulation that he first file an Absentee Ballot for the mayoral election before he leaves.

3/21/2019 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dubai? That's how I roll, man.

3/21/2019 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him go......good riddance.....I sure don't want to pay (as a taxpayer) for his court appointed attorneys......kinda think this is all a money grab by parents of the young women who got talked out of their panties willingly....and maybe Foxx trying to make a name for herself....for those of you not old enough to remember, Elvis was like 27 and Priscilla was 14......George Harrison was 24 and Patti was 16......there have been stage door willing young teen groupies for lots and lots of years.....yes, I know it's all illegal, and yes, he is scum, so let him go.....maybe he won't come back.....what's the loss?

3/21/2019 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seize all his assets, get another bond to let him go, and let him go. Find him guilty in absentia. Then we never see him again. We’ve gotten along fine without Polanski all these years.

3/21/2019 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they'll lop off his peepers if he touches any of the girls there.

An eye for an eye.

3/21/2019 04:51:00 PM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

speaking of assholes in need of an overseas vacation.

has phather phaker said a fucking word this year?

3/21/2019 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Money talks. Judge just may say O.K. so long as CPD goes
along as playground monitors.

3/21/2019 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Kim Foxx has VIP tickets for that and will be on red carpet when concert starts.

3/21/2019 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering his credit history, I'd say let him go. Having lived there, I can tell you that Dubai has some pretty bad ass debtors prisons. Stiff a local (even if you didn't) and you will wind up there for a very long time, even if you pay the debt.

3/21/2019 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of assholes in need of an overseas vacation.

has phather phaker said a fucking word this year?

mikey popped up after one of "his" got popped in his hood and went on like the da boss he be "you don't own nothing in Auburn-Gresham and you don't run nothing in Auburn-Gresham" so what up mikey how you know all dat yo ? Is it you dat run and own Auburn - Gresham ?

3/22/2019 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So he can afford to fly and take his "possee" to Dubai but he cannot afford to pay 160k in child support??

3/23/2019 08:06:00 PM  

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