Monday, March 18, 2019

Summer Numbers Coming

  • Three people have been killed and at least 12 others wounded in shootings across Chicago since Friday evening.

    Friday night saw three people shot, one of them fatally; eight people were shot and one killed Saturday; and four people have been shot on Sunday, one of them fatally.
Just under the average for the past few years, so we're sure Special Ed will be bragging "crime is down" as if an average of one dead and four ventilated is a good thing.

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70 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our crime fighting strategies continue to be successful. We are maintaining a decrease in the 2016 increase.

3/18/2019 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Citizen Richard said...

You know Stoop-Ed is going to need to change his Huggies when the temp makes 65 degrees out.
Thinking about plates for the kid's back packs or maybe just straight vests. Lord knows they need them at the range. Some bag painted me twice there today and I do not like that. On the street it would have been ruled justified, but I am a white, silver haired retired Ranger so she may actually prosecute me.
Where is the SCC key that types un-fucking believable with one strike of the typer?
Now...
FREE JVD!

3/18/2019 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beats betting on sports

3/18/2019 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.
Joe Montana & Phil Michelson tied to Mr. Singer
in admissions scandal. Both deny using his
services; they just say they consulted his firm.
Joe & Phil are NOT charged by Feds at this time.

3/18/2019 01:46:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

No. Fucks. Given.

History is again repeating itself, ensuring that those most deserving of an early demise are tendered their karmic comeuppance.

It’s here that one would be labeled a racist for inquiring as to the demographics of the parties involved. That said...

No. Fucks. Given.

3/18/2019 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you pitch, put, and put in on a par three, you're getting a three. Just sayin'.

3/18/2019 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heck, it wasn't even that warm out. Must be cabin fever

3/18/2019 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries in 011, the new tact Lt will solve the problem. Hahahaha

3/18/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can hardly wait for the first oak street beach hoodrat riot of 2019. That will be followed by some good clean fun at dopeapalooza. Just like you buy a self cleaning oven, we have self cleaning neighborhoods.

3/18/2019 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the temperature warms let the wilding begin!!

3/18/2019 07:01:00 AM  
Blogger Trumpisbest said...

Keep the line moving.

3/18/2019 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This should have its own post...https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/chicago-mayoral-election-toni-preckwinkle-hyde-park-condo-neighbors-complain/

3/18/2019 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hot fun in the summertime.....
Mr. Ed always carries gaffer tape for those Huggies.
Sometimes those Velcro tapes just give out,
especially when you blow hot, superheated air out
the back. It's a no win thing. His M.D. told him to
let 'er rip to relieve abdominal pain but then again
the sulfur content in the flatus smells like kids
playing with matches. He's set off many a smoke
alarm and CO detector.
What grows in hot, dark, moist places?
Yeah, you got it. Carries plenty of Lotrimin cream in
a fanny pack.

3/18/2019 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the crime lab!

3/18/2019 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

700 murders this year let's start the summer off with a fast start !

3/18/2019 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the shooting begin hope it's a very hot summer over time for all make the city pay for the lost man power

3/18/2019 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chi-Raq !!!!!

3/18/2019 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The jihadists are just warming up...

3/18/2019 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed will continue to misrepresent the crime stats in any manner available. Lies and statistical deception are Standard Operating Procedures for Ed and Rahm. As the temps rise so does the body count. Ed and Rahm are franticly looking at exit strategies and the exit door. They got to leave on top of their game telling all who will listen, look at the great things we have accomplished for the City. Our legacy is great, our vision was crystal clear.

Ed and Rahm, we heard the lies and deception over and over again. Many of us can actually help write the scripts for you. They are tired and worn. Only the media believes you. Rahm if you had anything going for you, you would have stayed and run for office again. Once you hid the "Video" you really screwed up. But you already knew the scam was up with you and your Chicago Values. Ed what can we say; you are leaving the Department disorganized, demoralized and in ruins. Cheating scandals, bogus merit promotions, dis-functional SWAT Team, suicides, and a worthless command structure among other fiascos.

As you leave office we offer these three sage like items of advice: 1) Ed hold the door wide open for Rahm's exit; 2) make sure he takes the "wedding dress" with him and 3) don't let the door hit you in ass on the way out.

3/18/2019 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the shooting begin hope it's a very hot summer over time for all make the city pay for the lost man power

3/18/2019 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. - Floater found by Buckingham Fountain. Thus begins "Marine Unit Spring" on the Lake. Also on the calendar this month is "Gang Arsenal Test Day." This is followed by "Shot-Spotter Repair Ticket Week." So start collecting those empty chip bags, bottles, cans, missile cards, and rocks; because Open Season has arrived.

Did you catch the latest twist to the "Ferguson Effect?" Now, it's been observed that several of the more vocal protestors from 4 1/2 years ago in Ferguson are Dead! Suicide, Murder, Mis-Adventure account for this. But, that's not stopping the speculation that an unseen hand is responsible for this. It is, and it's called..... KARMA!

3/18/2019 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s going to interesting over the summer. A huge chunk of the polic department can see the light at the end of the tunnel and are going to do nothing to jeopardize their retirement. The majority of us are in patrol. It’s time to pull all these people w less than 10 years on the job that are are working inside and throw them to the lions. Good luck young coppers. Get your degrees, give the city what you owe them for said degrees then get out.

3/18/2019 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a Deep Gravely Voice...
"Oh-Yes"..."There will be Killing"...and "let the Killing Begin"... (SAW I-VI)

The unworkable Liberal Policies of this city have clearly allowed this to happen...And Now we will have to pay higher taxes for this...Let the blame fall in their Laps.

Let the Self Cleaning Oven, do what it needs to...pray God to help the Innocents, and let the Evil ones fall.

Back when I was in patrol, only two things that stopped nightly violence on street corners was a good multiple Homicide of the right targets, or a Federal sweep of known violent offenders involved in gun violence. Usually about 50 bad guys taken off the streets at once. CPD as a rule only takes out one at a time. That doesn't really take a bite out of the crime that Chicago Experiences. Until the Police can again be the "Real Police", as my friend John Rambo says..."You ain't changin' nothing"

3/18/2019 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you pitch, put, and put in on a par three, you're getting a three. Just sayin'.

3/18/2019 03:12:00 AM

I gather you meant "putt"?

And, just sayin' what? Fulfilled the requirements, but nothing more?

I get that taking three strokes on a Par 3 hole is shooting par, but I do not get the analogy? Par is par, nothing more and nothing less?

3/18/2019 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares!!!!! . “ Squad 19P person shot, put us on a community interaction “

3/18/2019 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's less than upper 5xx's from last year (thanks heyjackass.com), then... he's not entirely wrong!

3/18/2019 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once the police receive all that fancy new and improved training things will be just peachy.

3/18/2019 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mistuh Blogger IFIYGD said...

"No. Fucks. Given.

History is again repeating itself, ensuring that those most deserving of an early demise are tendered their karmic comeuppance.

It’s here that one would be labeled a racist for inquiring as to the demographics of the parties involved. That said...

No. Fucks. Given."

3/18/2019 02:36:00 AM


Agreed.

Part I:

It will only be when the rest of upright, law-abiding,
high-ass-tax-paying, everybody else makes the deliberate,
survival and safety based real time observation that the
overabundance of precious fucks have been needlessly compelled
to be sacrificed here in the burgeoning democratic slave
plantation that is Chicago.

The enslaved demographics have NO desire to shake off
the shackles of the above mentioned "Peculiar Institution"
because doing so would require that the excuse-making and
blame shifting must come to an end.

Impulse Control and Self Discipline are lost on the feral
and self-raised lovers of death, disorder and destruction
so there will never be any shaking of of shackles unless
"Y'all Rich Peoples" continue to consent to being cast as
one of the causatives of THEIR ongoing misery and keep on
paying the freight while repeatedly getting back handed BY
THEM and their liberal masters across your front teeth and
told to smile or else be called a "RACIST."

"EEK!"

It has been declared "Racist" to expect THEM to elevate
to where the rest of law-abiding, order, peace and safety
loving society tries to abide.

Therefore?

The rest of law-abiding, order, peace and safety loving
society is deliberately being busted down to parity with
the most horrid of the lowest denominator in the name of
"Equality" and the settlement of past injustices.

Lovely what they and their hate-filled, deeply closeted
Stalinist/Maoist liberal democrat masters are trying to
slide in place... With an apt and able assist from local
and mainstream media.

The internet will be the only check to their subversive,
genuine freedom hating, nation wrecking agenda.

"So what you mean and racist conservative Cops
are REALLY saying is..."

Strained and slanted inference is the refuge of the
modern day scoundrel.





3/18/2019 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed.

Part II:

Not being ones to co-sign the madness occurring in America's
large, democrat controlled urban centers, "Conservative Free Thinkers"
like "The Police" and similar such are targeted for "reforms"
that are nothing more than a cynical attempt to put a smiley face
on the dearly held leftist strategy of "Re-Education."

"Indoctrination" is already occurring in the public elementary
and secondary schools.

Too many guns in "conservative" hands (the rest of everybody else
beyond the democrat controlled urban areas) for the liberal democrat
left to even entertain the notion of shoving people onto boxcars
to nowhere just yet.

But the upcoming legislative agenda chock full of "common sense
gun laws" should be a bigly tell as what's really going on as
well as setting the table for firearms manufacturers to be
subjected to ruinous litigation.

The real question is where is the bridge too far?
What happens when it's reached?
What/Who will be next?

Hmmmm...

Who indeed WILL be next?

As protections, fail safes and firewalls are peeled
away and breached. The upright and law-abiding should
have increasing cause to be concerned.

This new "equality" they're pushing stinks to high heaven
and not a soul will be safe from it.

"GAAHH! Those RACIST COPS at that blog are at it AGAIN!
Why is it so hard to find out who they are so that they
can be fired, sued and put in jail? That BLOG makes it
easy for them to resist being REFORMED so take it down!"

No. Fucks. Given.

Therefore?

Police Like You Have No Friends.

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

3/18/2019 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.
Joe Montana & Phil Michelson tied to Mr. Singer
in admissions scandal. Both deny using his
services; they just say they consulted his firm.
Joe & Phil are NOT charged by Feds at this time.

3/18/2019 01:46:00 AM

amazing how the feds can find the time, money, resources and political will to charge these rich clouted connected individuals over a cheating scandal, but Eugene Williams and the rest of the NOBLE cheating crew remains untouched.

3/18/2019 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prepwinkle was Heckled at the Northwest Side St Pats Parade,I did.

3/18/2019 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

Job security.

3/18/2019 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is gonna be one long ass summer.

3/18/2019 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have full faith that Kim Foxx will enforce the law to the fullest extent with these violent offenders. Has anyone seen a glass of kool aid?

3/18/2019 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INSPECTOR ALERT!!!!!
Rumor is that an Inspector aka Big Bird Newbie will be at 005 building starting Tuesday the 19th.

Make sure your gear and uniform is up to specs, and code out the jobs properly and promptly.
Check your personal car and make sure both plates are affixed, and the sticker is current. And make sure you have your city sticker on and current.

MR. T.

3/18/2019 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 is going up for grabs, and nothing the loudmouth who wears flannels says is going to stop it.

3/18/2019 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An officer making an arrest in 015 was surrounded and they took the offender away from him.


https://www.twitter.com/EricTendian/status/1107365356455251973

3/18/2019 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LoL I am with ya No fucks Given.
down here near Indy we are trying to catch up with the windy city, people shot, hold ups, home invasions, car jacking but Indy is a safe place...

3/18/2019 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jugghaid SpecialEd was afforded a seasonally adjusted “under one a day” Murder for the first 3 months.
Getting hot up in here.
Hot fun in the summer time and a new ‘easy on violent armed criminals’ restorative justice mayor just a couple months away from office too.
Juggs is G-O-N-E before more shit hits the fan, but if he sticks around he won’t be the first slackass retained by a nitwit mayor.
Days numbered, The Right Man for the Right Time™️ should be starting on his final approach to retirement by now.
Just a month away from the magic 3 year in grade.
Think he (or Rahm) really gives twoshits anymore?
I don’t.

Stay Fetal and mind your bidness.

3/18/2019 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe along with many "dinosaurs," that the killing fields of chiraq the most corrupt city county in the entire country will be epic! If Mayor Lightfoot does not change things from the dumping of Eddie and his cruisers all the way down to the cheating scandal crew which is directly related to the criminal way Eddie conducts business! Just another dirty swamp that needs draining. Then we have this poor millennial's ultimate in lazy do nothing complainers:

https://www.studyfinds.org/survey-millennials-life-more-stressful-than-ever-before/

From slow WiFi to broken phone screens to zero “likes” on social media, everyday stressors are causing young adults to have struggles falling asleep 138 nights each year, researchers say.

*Could you imagine if any of these morons ever had to defend this country or themselves? They are without a doubt a lost generation. But bet if they could wear skinny jeans and backward baseball caps and that wrangler a $60,000 tin can vehicle affixed with that punisher decal,that would be cool.

3/18/2019 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toni wants to be mayor and cannot even keep her spoiled adult son in line police called how many times are his children being abused come on toni admit failure resign from county board also:

Chaos in Preckwinkle’s Hyde Park condo: neighbors say she ignored their concerns
https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/chicago-mayoral-election-toni-preckwinkle-hyde-park-condo-neighbors-complain/

Toni your an embarrassment to the city/county/state cannot wait until the feds ge caught up with your antics how is the wire going?

3/18/2019 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meh, shootings aren't so bad. If you time it right you get to be the car that sits on the crime scene all night. The paper's not particularly difficult either. And if it's a homicide, you get to see a dead body!

3/18/2019 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m new here, still on probation. I’m having a hard time trusting the community. Any suggestions?

3/18/2019 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Anonymous said...

An officer making an arrest in 015 was surrounded
and they took the offender away from him.

https://www.twitter.com/EricTendian/status/1107365356455251973

3/18/2019 03:24:00 PM


"Make da Poleece stop arrestin', stoppin', harrassin',
racial profilin' an' jennacidin' US!"

>In the name of Reform, Chicago Police Officers will be
required to make a report whenever they point their weapons
at any citizen...<

So...
The shit heads implied they had weapons and threatened
to turn them on the arresting Officer(s) unless the in
custody shit head was released?

According to the law... This incident should have been
a justifiable mass killing by The Police.

Fuck Rahm.
Fuck Kim Foxx.
Fuck "the community."
Fuck the media too.

Regardless of half-baked "Protection of (shit head) Life"
policy slid in place to be a deliberate encumbrance to
The Police faithfully and legally discharging their sworn
duty as put forth in STATE law.

We feel badly for the involved Officers because they
will be paraded around falsely as paradigms of "Police
Restraint" for not killing the assholes who had them
SURROUNDED AND UNDER THREAT OF RECEIVING GREAT BODILY HARM
and/or DEATH!

"Permission Slip Policing" WILL get Policemen HURT/KILLED!

3/18/2019 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Mr. Wheezie try to reinvent himself to suck up to the next mayor with the hopes of keeping his job?

3/18/2019 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
009 is going up for grabs, and nothing the loudmouth who wears flannels says is going to stop it.

3/18/2019 03:16:00 PM

Uh-oh. Mr. and Mrs. Wheezie live in 009.

3/18/2019 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the shooting begin !

3/18/2019 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given the unknown impact of the “Consent Decree” on shootings and homicides (apart from the wholly predictable reduction in arrests and proactive policing), I don’t think I’d be making any grand predictions, if I were Police Superintendent. Predictions that “homicides are down” have a nasty habit of twisting around and biting the predictor on the backside.

With the police handcuffed by new rules, the State’s Attorney refusing to charge and prosecute and the local judges refusing to hold people in jail, I expect that this summer will be long, hot and bloody. There’s my prediction - I put it alongside “Special Ed’s” prediction and we can see who was closer to the truth at the end of the year.

3/18/2019 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"crime is down."

3/18/2019 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*** OT: one (1) more class of Sgts being made very soon. Should be a small class; possibly last one until new test. Ratio has/will be satisfied after this class is made ***

3/18/2019 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This says it all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

3/18/2019 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 is going up for grabs, and nothing the loudmouth who wears flannels says is going to stop it.

That's absolutely true and that pussy assed CAPS sergeant isn't helping either.

3/18/2019 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009th district is the largest shooting gallery in the city. Old man Daley must be rolling...

3/18/2019 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Toni wants to be mayor and cannot even keep her spoiled adult son in line police called how many times are his children being abused come on toni admit failure resign from county board also:

Chaos in Preckwinkle’s Hyde Park condo: neighbors say she ignored their concerns
https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/chicago-mayoral-election-toni-preckwinkle-hyde-park-condo-neighbors-complain/

Toni your an embarrassment to the city/county/state cannot wait until the feds ge caught up with your antics how is the wire going?

3/18/2019 04:54:00 PM

Lightfoot will thankfully win in a landslide. Every day more endorsements for Lightfoot. Nothing but crickets for Taxwinkle. The only endorsement she can muster up is the pathetic teachers union hoping for a juicy contract and the forever Chicago politician Jesse White. That right there should cause people to Vote Lightfoot. Preckwinkle is a career Chicago machine taxing snake!

3/18/2019 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LoL I am with ya No fucks Given.
down here near Indy we are trying to catch up with the windy city, people shot, hold ups, home invasions, car jacking but Indy is a safe place...

If you're a Indy PO, great. When I was kid, I picked on my brothers and sisters but I never let the neighborhood kids pick on us. Despite all the negative attention, I'm still proud to be with this department.

3/18/2019 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I’m new here, still on probation. I’m having a hard time trusting the community. Any suggestions?

Continue to not trust them

3/18/2019 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scum killing scum...what's the problem?

3/18/2019 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m new here, still on probation. I’m having a hard time trusting the community. Any suggestions?

3/18/2019 05:15:00 PM


Suggestions concerning what?

3/18/2019 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....They are without a doubt a lost generation......

3/18/2019 04:27:00 PM


Too much food, not enough hungry mouths, empty bellies and picked clean garbage.

The rats, cats and dogs will show them the way, if the rats, cats and dogs don't eat them first.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!!!!

3/18/2019 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember, you won’t be sent to a prison on the east coast for doing absolutely nothing. Enjoy your retro...

3/18/2019 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you catch the latest twist to the "Ferguson Effect?" Now, it's been observed that several of the more vocal protestors from 4 1/2 years ago in Ferguson are Dead! Suicide, Murder, Mis-Adventure account for this. But, that's not stopping the speculation that an unseen hand is responsible for this. It is, and it's called..... KARMA!

3/18/2019 10:34:00 AM

When I read about their misfortunes, I wept for days!

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma elimination
It goes around, it goes around
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma elimination
They're done and gone, they're done and gone

(Sung to the Culture Club tune)

3/18/2019 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever.

33 fuckin years and I can’t leave until May of next year?

Blow me.

3/18/2019 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Red Line @ Chicago should start jumping soon. Just saying.

3/18/2019 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A week of 50 degrees and sunshine coming up. I'll bet chalkie wakes up.

3/19/2019 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This says it all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

3/18/2019 07:19:00 PM

Flawlessly wonderful and accurate! Love it lol on steroids


3/19/2019 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's going to be a hot summer over time for all !

3/19/2019 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Due to the amount of sgts that will retire when contract is settled there will for sure be a couple more classes until the new test is given graded and posted.

3/19/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m new here, still on probation. I’m having a hard time trusting the community. Any suggestions?

Yeah. Stay that way. They really don't like. They tolerate your presence. Barely.

And it is wearing thin.

You'll be less likely to be injured. Or jammed up. Or stressed out.

3/19/2019 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I’m new here, still on probation. I’m having a hard time trusting the community. Any suggestions?

***

Organize a meet and greet. Introduce yourself, shake all hands, kiss any babies, serve juice and crackers, roast marshmallows by the campfire, share ghost stories, and walk them to their car when the night is over. Look them sensually in the eyes but don't go in for a kiss. Just say goodnight. Leave them wanting more.

Works every time.

3/19/2019 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m new here, still on probation. I’m having a hard time trusting the community. Any suggestions?

#############################################################

Several "helpful" suggestions for your consideration:

*Remember your recent Police Academy Training. As you were taught just let go of your mistrust of the community. You are wanted and welcomed by all. You are there to help people.

* Rumors of the community disliking you or your fellow officers are spiteful and totally uncalled for.

*Always believe in what you are being told by the community.

* If you find yourself in heated discourse with a local citizen, acknowledge your lack of ability to understand the situation and apologize profusely, take no action and leave the scene. Take solus and reflect privately on your situational shortcomings. Try harder next time.

*You should work alone to better hone your trust building skills within the community.

* If you need additional wisdom or advise see your local Merit Promotion SGT. These SGTs often possess mystical powers and great knowledge to assist in your time of need.

* Additionally, I recommend you spend less time in your parents basement playing "Call of Duty" or "Grand Theft Auto". Find a friend or buy a dog. Just get out of the basement.

If you follow these simple suggestions and work alone you won't get your partner injured trying to pull your ass out of a bad situation.

Remember Grasshopper: this is the first step for YOU on a LONG and PIANFUL journey. No one wants to be with you on this painful journey.

Should all else fail: try another line of work you might be better suited for - like selling shoes.

3/19/2019 02:12:00 PM  

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