Thursday, April 25, 2019

Bunny Arrested

  • The costumed star of a viral video of the "Easter Bunny" throwing punches in defense of a woman on a sidewalk in downtown Orlando, Florida, on Sunday night has been identified — and, according to law enforcement, he's got a lengthy criminal record that includes multiple armed robberies and a warrant out for his arrest in New Jersey.
It was fun while it lasted.

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But he was turning his life around!

4/25/2019 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Jersey sucks as much or more then Illinois-ed. No wonder he ran south. Both states have democrat Governors intent on destroying gun rights. Not to mention taxing the middle class. They say they will raise taxes on the the rich and poor working folks taxes won't go up. Won't go up ? Are you f@cking kidding me? How about going down ? How about poor working class pay less tax and fat cats pay more ! No, that would be too much like right. Typical democrat smoke and mirrors.

4/25/2019 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh dat sillwee wabbit, he hopped into da middle of a hare-wee situation!

4/25/2019 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Jersey may not try to extradite him.

They may think living in Florida is enough punishment for him.

4/25/2019 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easter Bunny should have Bunny Hopped Away before he was ID’d.

4/25/2019 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4/25/2019 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy dogshit batman, elner fudd finally caught that waskewy wabbit.

4/25/2019 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous DaveL said...

Florida: Where even the Easter Bunny has open warrants.

4/25/2019 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well maybe they will allow him to wear the costume in next jail. No one would mess with the Energizer Bunny. Looks like the Bunny may be hopping from hole to hole soon.

4/25/2019 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding Florida is utopia compared to New Jersey.

4/25/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The very best thing about New Jersey is seeing it in your rear view mirror.

4/25/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Silly Bunny, Trix are for kids!!

4/25/2019 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just how sick are we as a society?
There's a site called "Fake A Vacation" that will
superimpose your photo against various va-ca
backgrounds so you can win friends and influence
people. If that asshole from NJ had known about
it, he could have saved himself a lot of trouble.

4/25/2019 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Homey D. Clown from In Living Color. Homey D. Clown was a convict on work release entertaining children. And when the childrens acted up, Homey with hit them on the head with a sock containing a tennis ball. Now bunny putting the hurt on people. And the funny bunny that has a restorative justice involved background. For real. Maybe the bunny was working off his cases.

4/25/2019 07:53:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Too bad. I liked Mr. Easter Brawling Bunny.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/25/2019 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny in graduation photo please

4/25/2019 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will his public defender invoke a Good Samaritan defense?
The battling nitwits should have dispatched the twitchy feral aggressor ala Elmer Mossberg Fudd.

Jersey won’t likely want him back. You found him - you keep him, though his voter reg stays put and his entitlemints will be redistributed.
Florida cracking down and is about to become a No Sanctuary City / State, so those fleeing the leniency of NJ (and IL) restorative courts may find the warmer panhandle confines not so desirable, if that helps.


On another note, I really do feel sorry for the next guy who rents that costume.

4/25/2019 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame. I love Florida too. You have to find a nice gated community. too many tweeters- too many foreigners-too many criminals- too many bugs and sweaty butt all summer.

4/25/2019 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least for that moment, he did the right thing and did not hop away.

4/25/2019 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Santa Claus better lay low.

4/25/2019 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lil stupid rabbit!!

4/25/2019 06:42:00 PM  
Blogger Rockford Files Tv Show said...

The news jumped all over this because the "Bunny" came to the defense of a black woman being "attacked" by a white guy. Truth be told, Atlanta has the same problem Chicago has. Large groups of blacks going to the downtown area to get drunk/high and antagonize as many white people as they can. The bunny was with this group which included the black woman in the altercation. The white guy was being harassed by the black woman and her group.... and he decided to HOLD HIS GROUND...... The felon bunny and black female are the real offenders.... That is why the police didn't take any police actions....

4/25/2019 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thugs Bunny.

4/25/2019 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't surprised...

4/25/2019 09:51:00 PM  

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