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The only thing funnier than drunks dancing... are drunks fighting.
This had us rolling at work especially the boxing dance afterwards
Word on the street is that there’s gonna be a match between the Easter Bunny and Tommy Hawk for the title belt.
I guess those were called Rabbit Punches!!
Stay Thirsty My Friends
Bad Ass Bunny Brigade.
Imagine a bunch of bunnies, mingling in their hippity hoppity way, amongst the "large groups" currently invading our downtown areas.
Why, if these bunnies were to pattern the colors of the rainbow, (The Brown Bunny reference is mandatory here. Imdb it.), this just might become both a tourist attraction and an impediment to those "large groups" intended activities.
Recruited, trained and outfitted by the merchants, and tasked with doing their bunny best to bring bunny cheer to all.
Badged as official Bad Ass Bunny Brigadiers, the location on outfit to be determined by, who else, the K Banditto!!!!
Just think of what kinds of accessories can be found under that thick, furry, plush and lovely fine bunny skin!!!!
And the Bunny Bonus:
Potential Bunny Boners!!!!!
Oh.
Joy.
Damn!
Neo done fucked-up by following
the wrong white rabbit...
"Huh? Whohadsaidsump'n?"
>WHAP! PUNCH! KICK! STOMP!<
badass bunny has the moves eh?
It's the heat. Not bothering to watch it.
Once past Panama City, Florida goes from Deep South to Deep Sewer.
Looks like the Easter bunny was out cocktailing after a hard day of egg delivery.
At first, I thought it was an officer from the 1rst District. Do we still have the 'Tin Man" that rotates and demands #1 from everyone in view?? The deployment of PPO's downtown is silly. Why not put the new recruits down at Madison/Pulaski?
It looks like Bunny wants to go another round?
The video made ABC NEWS overnight too.
Dam I thought we needed Batman or the green hornet but w need this bunny immediately especially downtown, look here Monday back to school Easter break over back to work then boom boom:
12 shot, 1 killed Monday in Chicago
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/12-shot-1-killed-monday-in-chicago/
Most corrupt city in the country crime totally out of control, no prosecution for felons the innocent not protected, the criminals pandered to, thanks democrats incredible what is happening here and you yet say but we are a “Trump free zone!” What kind of delusion are you under. People being gunned down,robbed,downtown out of control and the same people stay in power, the truth the saying “liberalism is a mental disorder” on display here every second of every day!
I'd like to hear a recording of the radio traffic for that one.
And as always, the bunny was given a pass because of the color of his fur.
We could use the bunny during all the wilding downtown?
We could use super bunny or superman over here wow channel 2 news investigative reporters discovered this do you think the Michigan Avenue merchants Association did not know that the people that paid extremely high taxes and donate millions and millions the Democratic elected treasurer boxes for their campaigns;
Teenage Mob Attacks Designed To Distract Police
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/04/22/teenage-mobs-chicago/
* maybe those stupid women could surround them some more to protect them from the police as the rubbing beating people up I thought these were just kids have a good time just haven’t what they usually do a nice warm day enjoying themselves I guess that looks like they are a bunch of criminals who would’ve thought of that? Surprise the news is even saying that accusing these thugs of being criminals wow incredible maybe they go and went to post to their studios or maybe their favorite stores funny how all this works isnt it!
Unless the merchants organize a march on City Hall and the homes of the people that make the laws the County building Kim Fox the alderman the mayors office the mayors home the alderman’s homes there needs to be massive protest it for all the crime that is going on citywide but then again nobody will do anything they will just stay there and they’re sick once safe spaces.
It's all fun and games until you get your ass kicked by the Easter bunny!!!!
CWB doing another outstanding job logging the downtown wilding
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2019/04/12-more-teens-arrested-in-easter-sunday.html#more
Don't mess with the Easter Bunny.
Good God Almighty, it’s a slobberknocker!
Hahahaha, made my morning coffee spill. Reminds me of Friday and Saturday night beat downs of Chief Thundercloud at the Crazy Horse saloon on Broadway. The Red Man lives!
Only in florida.. what is in their water? Bunny world boxing champion. Wilding florida style.
and AOC is such a child
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/04/must-watch-hilarious-little-girl-does-outstanding-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-impersonation/
an 8 year old nails it.
Thumper has a mean rabbit punch.
rab·bit punch
/ˈrabət ˌpənCH/
noun
noun: rabbit punch; plural noun: rabbit punches
a sharp chop with the edge of the hand to the back of the neck.
It's early, but I say it's the heat....
How do they live down South?
To jump articles, I hear Kim is running around the halls
yelling "don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me."
Isn't that bunny one of the guys who attacked Smell-it? Oh no, wait, sorry, that was a shiny unicorn!
That guy's lucky there was only one bunny Southern bunnies almost always run in packs, and, like biker gangs, you never get to fight just one.
Quazzy Wabbit.
We need a platoon of those bunnies downtown ready to hop into action when the “community” utes come calling.
bet that punk walked by earlier and said the Easter Bunny is a whore
That guy doesn’t have a hare on his ass if he doesn’t fight back
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Old timers, remember when Superman made a robbery arrest in the tubes and turned the arrest over to the Decoy Unit. It went to trial. The ASA and PD actually argued in open court if Superman could make a citizen's arrest and detain the offender. Chicago Magazine covered it.
Good old days when the job was fun.
Easter Bunny brawler is Pasco man and fugitive from New Jersey with violent past
https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/23/easter-bunny-brawler-is-pasco-man-and-fugitive-from-new-jersey-with-violent-past/
Surprise: feral bunny using opportunity to pound someone.
https://dmlnewsapp.com/video-easter-bunny-brawler-reveals-identify-unmasked-fugitive-violent-past/
I hate wabbits, especially off duty wabbits.
I’d like to see him caged up against Kung Fu panda.
That's a foul beast. Look at the fangs!
For all the people wanting to retire and go live in Fl.just Google "Florida man"and look at all the newsame stories.
Reminds me of Superman jumping out of the closet up on the el platform in the 70’s, he handed out some serious beatings when they tried to roll his partner who was playing a drunk decoy. Oh those were the days
That's not The Easter Bunny! That's Thumper!
http://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/04/23/easter-bunny-brawler-is-pasco-man-and-fugitive-from-new-jersey-with-violent-past/
The bunny is wanted
If you want to read something to really turn your stomach, try reading this:
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/glanton/ct-met-dahleen-glanton-kim-foxx-race-card-20190410-story.html
Anonymous said...
rab·bit punch
/ˈrabət ˌpənCH/
noun
noun: rabbit punch; plural noun: rabbit punches
a sharp chop with the edge of the hand to the back of the neck.
4/23/2019 09:12:00 AM
Damn...
Just like those episodes of "Mannix..."
-Dramatic music as the legendary P.I. Mannix
sneaks up behind a bad guy-
>Chop!<
"Urk!"
>Slump!<
Breaking up a fight? Really? Looks like he joined in on the fight. Charge his ass!
Maybe you could get the Bunny to run against Kim? Looks like he is not afraid of to get his paws dirty.
Does anybody remember the big white bunny tale from decades ago??
Why don’t we get about a dozen or more of these street warriors to replace the “jump out boys” I’m sure they can clean up those hot spots in short order! Plus the added benefit of being totally anonymous...
First he got whupped by a girl and to add insult to injury he got beat up by what he thought was Harry the invisible rabbit.
OT
Why are FTO’s training 3 po’s now? The ship is sinking
Superman - what a great story - http://livinghistoryofillinois.com/pdf_files/Arthur%20Novit,%20Chicago%20Police%20Officer,%20Superman%20of%20the%20Subway.pdf
I can just hear the foul words coming out of the mouth of the cute bunny.
Shocking the bunny has a warrant from new jersey.
Wasn't he the bunny from Secret lives of pets movie. "RIP Rickie!"
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it's hard to have heros today.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Only in florida.. what is in their water? Bunny world boxing champion. Wilding florida style.
4/23/2019 07:44:00 AM
Of course you can't forget the number of northerners that have moved to the state. In this case the bunny is from NJ and wanted. I wonder how many of the FloriDUH stories are folks born and raised in that state.
Can one get away from the liberalism? It seems doubtful these days. The new mayor of Tampa, started off by using the old line about diversity. “Tampa celebrates its diversity". Another openly gay female mayor. This one was the Tampa Police Chief for 6 years. It was another first for the city. Big deal. Seems that's more important today than substance. As for her priorities she mentions affordable housing and a living wage. So expect more section 8 housing and socialism.
Any chance the bunny can come to 025 and have a talk with our Commander?
Mannix kicked butt!
Can one get away from the liberalism? It seems doubtful these days. The new mayor of Tampa, started off by using the old line about diversity. “Tampa celebrates its diversity". Another openly gay female mayor. This one was the Tampa Police Chief for 6 years. It was another first for the city. Big deal. Seems that's more important today than substance. As for her priorities she mentions affordable housing and a living wage. So expect more section 8 housing and socialism.
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Tampa is now virtually, wholly owned and run by the Scientology cult created by L Ron Hubbard.
Streets and storefronts empty downtown other than his black suited army of the brainwashed living dead. Seen it myself.
The man in the Easter Bunny suit who brawled his way to internet fame is wanted by cops in, you guessed it - New Jersey:
https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2019/04/the-man-in-the-easter-bunny-suit-who-brawled-his-way-to-internet-fame-is-wanted-by-cops-in-you-guessed-it-new-jersey.html
Happy Easter, mother fucker !!!!!!!!!!!
With regard to shitholes you might find this documentary, "Seattle is Dying" worth watching. They speak to a number of citizens and cops (anonymously) and their comments reflect their frustration, anger and sadness. Talk about a soft system, they highlight that in some detail as a big part of the problem. Progressive Liberal Utopia at it's finest. At a town hall type meeting the politicians sit and smirk at the angry taxpayers. Let it die. But unfortunately the folks that turned it into a shithole are wealthy and can just relocate when things get bad too close to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw
They really need to play the benny hill theme song as background fro this video. Thanks for the post :)
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