Monday, December 09, 2019

"Dear Hustler"

Special E's drama has pretty much run past the "Dear Penthouse" type of story and is falling rapidly into something pornographer Larry Flynt would be writing. We might have a handle on Special Ed's disastrous week and thanks to all the readers who have been chiming in with info and assistance. See if you can follow this shit - we still aren't certain that it's all correct, but it's slightly more accurate than what the media is reporting:
  • Individual A - Wife. Sitting at home knitting and watching late night TV, gazing out the window every few minutes, awaiting the arrival of her special guy. She arrived at work two hours late, so she took four at the end to rest up and have a hot dinner waiting for her man.
  • Individual B - Driver and drinking companion. Seen on video "canoodling" with Special Ed and (if the rumors are to be believed) up to ten other officers at a bar. No word if this is part of the exempt crew that has been treating the Academy like a recruitment center for bedmates. Following the drinking, B was dropped off at HQ (where her car was) so that Ed could continue on his merry way.
  • Individual C - Fellatrix, picked up after Individual B was dropped off at HQ
Here's where it gets complicated. Special Ed got dimed out on a city phone. We're assuming that Individual B didn't go home, but followed Special Ed and discovered that she wasn't the only one that Special Ed was cheating with. Coupled with the fact that she wasn't on a recent "merit" list, she called in a Woman Slumped Over a Johnson Man Slumped Over the Wheel, which is why everyone and Fergie is looking for the SIM card for her phone.

The cover-up that Fergie is investigating isn't about Johnson interviewing a potential "merit" promotee, but about numerous body cameras that went "missing" and footage that didn't get uploaded, specifically of Individual C being observed in the car, which also explains why Special Ed drove off so quickly.

This would also explain why Individual B was transferred from Ed's detail to a cushy spot (where she's currently on the Medical Roll for falling off of a chair). Special Ed suspected (or knew) she had been stalking him and his extracurricular activities and was going to be a problem.

Now she's (allegedly) being interviewed by IAD, the IG and perhaps a three-letter agency that might be interested in a certain uniform store. We are assured that this is going to get far worse before it gets any better and Groot is going to use this push a few more exempts out the door. We'll see.

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253 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noble people appear to be less than noble.

America

12/09/2019 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Scorecards!!! Get yer scorecards here!!!! Pencils 10 cents extra!!!!”

12/09/2019 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Next soup must be an outsider.

All the insiders knew the drama has been going on years and years.

Not one current exempt could not know of the hanky panky, and
other criminal acts committed by our "Leaders."

12/09/2019 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tahoes have individual front seats. Bench seats LONG gone.
So for Individual C, there's no place to hide or scamper to the
back seat. Individual B probably saw 2 individuals in the SUV.
I just hope the fool wasn't pumping the break peddle. So this
could have been revenge right off the bat, not concern for an
intoxicated motorist.
In any case, the arriving officers investigating a citizen call-in
about Slumped Over The Wheel (as we were initially told)
would just HAVE to see Individual C and also wonder why
she was in that vehicle. The call was for a SOLO driver
slumped over the wheel. Now the arriving cops find
something different. Possible scenerios spin thru their brains
like slot machine wheels. Indy C just HAD to be picked up on
those cameras. Both officers had to have them running for
their own protection considering the time of night.

12/09/2019 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson let every single member of the department down. His unethical behavior is not the image a professional organization has or should tolerate.

He totally screwed us all! With his wild antics!

I can only hope that these women who were used by Johnson get outed. All of them!

He must be looking at a divorce now! I hope she gets everything. He is a womanizer!

12/09/2019 12:30:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Hustler!!

You’re bringing back fond high school and college memories here, SCC.

That said, Special Ed simply and unequivocally MUST be the “Asshole of the Month” *. For several months.

* Most red-blooded fellas between the ages of 14 and 114 (and perhaps the kinkier ladies who’ve thumbed through a Hustler fuck book) will recognize the reference (yes, I actually read some of the articles).

12/09/2019 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missing SIM card? Sounds like blackmail to me...

12/09/2019 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you need to get going on writing a best selling book and screen play on this story before someone else does!

12/09/2019 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another question:

Who was the lieutenant on scene that ordered everyone turn over their body cameras immediately on scene?

There was only a female lieutenant working on the A&As that night in 009

12/09/2019 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New uniform changes this week?

No more outer vest covers?
City better pay.
Read the contract.

12/09/2019 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see some spineless suckass ordering the erasure of the video footage when they thought at the beginning it was just going to be an IAD investigation. Once the IG took over they were fucked. My question for fellow bloggers is which dipshit boss most likely orchestrated the cover up where the video footage was destroyed? Besides Ed I mean. The Commander of shithole Bridgeport, the Street Deputy, or the head honcho in charge of the IAD Snitch Squad?

12/09/2019 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous "menage a trois" said...

Ah! A "double HEADer". Next time, go for "the Hat Trick", Casanova Johnson.

12/09/2019 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There isn't enough popcorn in Northern Illinois to last for watching this shit show. Smells like this eventually ends up with Special Ed doing a perp walk with some feds.

12/09/2019 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"fell out of a chair"... a faking pos

time to re-write what should count as an iod

12/09/2019 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to Volare tonight and asked if I could sit at the “Eddie Johnson seat of shame.” The manager wasn’t amused.

This place is really busy. and it’s a six-seven seat bar. Can’t believe no witnesses have spilled to the media.

12/09/2019 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson was totally clueless at running the department. His merit self was more into chasing low self esteem woman. So sad!

They would have painted his exit as a hero. Now the truth be told he is a zero!

12/09/2019 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson is a sex addict, cheep liquor and many ambitious women. He is a bad comedy.

12/09/2019 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL What a phucking soap opera! I can’t wait to leave this department :)

12/09/2019 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOHNSONGATE, one of the most famous rub and tugs in chicago history. We better bring in closeau to solve this.

12/09/2019 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tragedy here is that the on-scene supervisors will be hung out to dry trying to protect Johnson. If they knew then what they did now, they would have docked the cameras.

12/09/2019 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No word if this is part of the exempt crew that has been treating the Academy like a recruitment center for bedmates"

This makes me laugh...everyone knows that the male and female supervisors and instructors at the academy always have, and always will sleep with the recruits

12/09/2019 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demote and get rid of them all Groot

12/09/2019 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The legendary woodman himself, peg leg johnson, has been approached by cialis to be the new front man to replace an aging iron mike ditka.

12/09/2019 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye Bye Pension! No social security too what are you going to do?

12/09/2019 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So who is Individual C? Inquiring minds want to know

12/09/2019 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous The Comedian said...

Ed's 'Core Values,' are really something to behold aren't they? I'll never forget when he gave that lame ass press conference, flanked by his clown crew, trying to justify snubbing the President of the United States.

Ed justified his walk with Father Faker on the expressway by saying he thought about what his parents would have wanted him to do. Idiot. Too bad you didn't think of what they would have wanted you to do when you were getting drunk, and having mentally unstable dollies treating your body like an amusement park in a city vehicle.

I'd tell you to get fucked Ed but you already did. And you continue to be getting fucked in the last year's of your life by the OIG, the FBI, and divorce court.

12/09/2019 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder Big Ed was so protective of Tony Escamerit. The two shared so much in common. Banging subordinates and using unethical means for their personal gain. On that note, can one of you brighter FOP representatives tell Graham to try to quit sounding like an idiot when he talks to the media? The mayor can do what she wants when it comes to firing a superintendent. No shit she wants an outsider to run the department. I would too if I inherited such a barrel of idiots that make up this department's leadership.

I liked how when the media reported that they reached out to the FOP regarding Anthony Escamerit's demotion and all they got was crickets. Pussy union was too scared to say a fucking thing back when Escamerit first was recommended to be fired. It's never been more crystal clear that it's us against the Exempts. Instead of worrying about and sticking up for Ed start attacking him and the rest of the corrupt jagbags that have ruined the department.

12/09/2019 04:36:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

This is better than General Hospital.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/09/2019 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Orville rednacher better bump up popcorn production. This drama is getting gooood.

12/09/2019 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg. If this is true that is just unreal. And this was our leader? Wtf. No wonder the department is so f’ed up.

12/09/2019 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s hope that Lemmer is somehow tied into something with all this and he gets pushed out. Compstat is thee worst thing that has ever happened to this department.

12/09/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still confused about the SIM card nonsense - when I need to investigate call logs at my company, I get on our Verizon account and every single inbound and outbound call is listed right the hell there, for every line on our entire account, broken down by phone. Same goes for AT&T when we had them. As company admin I can call and get SMS numbers too, content is more complicated of course.

SIM cards don't do shit today, except log the phone onto the carrier's network.

12/09/2019 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These women have in fact seen Ed right? This would all make more sense to me if one or all of them had seeing eye dogs.
I guess this one is power over looks.

12/09/2019 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Romeo thinks he is clever having multiple Juliets on the side... The play will still end the same loverboy.

12/09/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unfortunately, the street cop will suffer the sins of upper mangt.

12/09/2019 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep telling the tax-paying public every juicy detail that our useless media and in transparent Mayor won’t. As each new ‘keep it secret’ fact is revealed, it’s like Us hitting the ghetto lottery!

12/09/2019 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another love triangle ruins an otherwise respectable career...

Just kidding about that respectable career part for Large Head Ed.

12/09/2019 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you ran a fictional writer's blog for bad cop writers you would have a story that no one would believe. Keep up the good work.

12/09/2019 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The soap operas would reject this plot line as being too crazy.

12/09/2019 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about throwing them all out?

Or

Develop a series of promotional tests, and require everyone that was ever a merit pick has to take them, and pass them.
Maybe if your normal minimum passing grade is 80%, set the bar slightly lower, like 70% to retain your spot. Make a series of tests, sergeant and up. Invite anyone eligible for promotion to take these same tests too, so you have a control sample of examinees.

This would be one objective way of weeding out the incompetent. The only problem is what do you do when 3/4 of your supervisory and leadership personnel are disqualified?

12/09/2019 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And special ED DIDNT HAVE A DEPT PHONE?
with GPS built into the weather app?(yea its hidden in that)
The vehicle doesnt have GPS?
the city plate readers did see either car driving into downtown?

Just ask her what she did when she lies shit can her for obstruction the FOP wont back her it was off duty.

They lost the footage of body cam shit can the exempt who ordered all the ca,eras given to him. (why he isnt stripped is a mystery and he may be the leaker).

And the 2 clownish patrol officer who were ULTRA stupid in calling for a supervisor a nice 30 days should do for idiots who cant make a decision.

12/09/2019 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the mean time, Chicago had another Bloody Sunday.
More dead on Sunday than the rest of the weekend combined.
More shot too.

12/09/2019 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you hire someone for a very important job who didn’t want it in the first place.

12/09/2019 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone just like to have normal sex with his wife and NOT make needless self created complications on the job and in his personal life by juggling chicks on the side?

12/09/2019 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SCC, I have a question. Will the mayor allow ex-Supt Johnson’s photo to be prominently displayed at CPD Headquarters with other retired Supt’s photos????

Or will this be like the movie “300” and the mayor wants Johnson’s memory permanently erased from CPD history?

12/09/2019 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dig a little deeper. You’ll see that 3 of Director RR merit picks have all been, F/1’s, given cush spots & all had some Johnson from Ed. Just what is it in these three that RR saw was so great that they would be picked to lead and supervise police? RR is nothing short of a Maddam

12/09/2019 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! As the old saying goes “You can’t make this shit up!” Sounds like a soap opera or some reality show drama!

12/09/2019 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch who gets screwed, nobody listed here.

12/09/2019 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Sgt. Jay Bogart said...

Can anyone confirm this grapevine rumor? Johnson retired rather than going on medical roll as a lieutenant because he'd piss hot.

Did the city check his Tahoe with black light for suspicious stains?

12/09/2019 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story is getting better and better, thanks for the laughs Eddie. Typical high level bosses can’t keep their “Johnson” to themselves

12/09/2019 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much drama!

12/09/2019 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One kidney, heavy meds, lots of liquor, and two women, this guy should be getting an award. Your all just jealous.

12/09/2019 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the parents should be so proud.

12/09/2019 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am super glad Beck is not going to be caught up in any sort of oral sex scandal on his watch.

12/09/2019 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let's review what we've been preached. Study HARD, work HARD, get promoted. Yep, it works.

12/09/2019 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time I disembark the Rock Island train I’m stopping in Ceres for a wodka. Never been.

12/09/2019 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope there is video of her "falling off a chair" at work. She should be fired if it is proven to be faked

12/09/2019 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some people shouldn't be married. Eddie Johnson has been married since 2017. He should have remained single and just have friends with benefits.

12/09/2019 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT looks like the French habit of burning cars has spread to Chicago's south side. 38 in one night is a good start. Waitit until high rise garage gets to burning. Time to break out the Vienna dogs and sharp sticks for and old fashion Wenner roast.

12/09/2019 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Individual C -- will (s)he be called to testify?

12/09/2019 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think this piece of shit didn’t meet with the President of the United States because he didn’t uphold “Chicago values”. The president was lucky not to have met this jagoff he would’ve been a stain on the Presidents reputation.

12/09/2019 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now she's (allegedly) being interviewed by IAD, the IG and perhaps a three-letter agency that might be interested in a certain uniform store. We are assured that this is going to get far worse before it gets any better and Groot is going to use this push a few more exempts out the door. We'll see.
Labels: scandals

Daaaaaam, you got knocked the f*ck out...

12/09/2019 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this sort of garbich happens in suburbs , too in elmwood park several years ago sgt w. was charged with financial crimes against an elderly person and was banging the mayor wife.
this sh-t never stops but justice prevailed the charges were dropped by the sa and he resigned under seal

julie you naughty girl

12/09/2019 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ! Only in Chicago!Embarrassing!

12/09/2019 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Another question:
Who was the lieutenant on scene that ordered everyone turn over their body cameras immediately on scene?

There was only a female lieutenant working on the A&As that night in 009

12/09/2019 01:23:00 AM

Sounds like a retired Lt from Area North Homicide, did one "N" pass his play book on south...

12/09/2019 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We had another Supt years past who loved the woman on and off the job. Brezeck but he called himself a sex addict and got intervention another one of Chicago's finest .The CPD exempts are clueless. The rank and file are on their own

12/09/2019 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given that Larry Flynt is an admitted chicken fucker it's gonna get hot up in herrr

12/09/2019 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This makes me laugh...everyone knows that the male and female supervisors and instructors at the academy always have, and always will sleep with the recruits

12/09/2019 03:07:00 AM

Yes, that has been going on for decades, but, not a lot have been engaging in this behavior. Part of the problem are the parties and get togethers that the instructors are invited to. That should be against the rules. No fraternizing or socializing.

12/09/2019 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed was merely practicing the "Chicago Values" that he condemned President Trump for failing to represent when he appeared in the city and called for "law and order."

Trump was correct in that Ed could have learned something by attending the conference. Possibly Trump could have given Ed pointers on how to beat back sex scandal allegations successfully.

12/09/2019 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This to shall pass for kydney.c'mon people, in the end big head 1 and big head 2 will ride off into the sunset with full pension and no accountability.the fix is in.

12/09/2019 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even if you tried really, really hard there’s no way you could make this shit up.
Drain that swamp Groot and start from scratch.

12/09/2019 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt test not so secret study group?

12/09/2019 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold on a second, when we were in the academy we were told to pick one out of the following:

1. Women
2. Booze
3. Gambling


Now I have become aware we were allowed to pick two?


WTF

12/09/2019 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fell off a chair and went on the medical I see. I feel guilty when I miss court. I guess this is the difference between the north side and the south side.

12/09/2019 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

new netflix series: Going down in Chicago

12/09/2019 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to tip the cap for the restraint exhibited by DJT. I thought this train wreck would offer him a lob pitch to smack outta the ballpark that was simply to juicy to pass up....
Perhaps I missed it, but I haven’t seen any Tweets.

12/09/2019 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I began
I was gifted broke to start

12/09/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To me the shame of this is that this is typical exempt/politically connected activity that has gone on forever. We all know numerous stories of exempts/politically connected do despicable things and getting away with it or covering for other exempt/pc members. Friend of the mayor getting caught in a Chinese gambling op. Transporting underage girls across state line for sex. Having PO’s drive their kid to school or day care. Having PO’s pick up your dry cleaning. And it goes on and on. We know what the term Chinaman and Brick and Clout mean. For the non exempt/pc who saw the wrong doing and couldn’t report it for fear of retaliation, that is the blue wall of silence. When a regular police officer does something wrong they held accountable. When a clouted officer does something wrong nothing happens to them and they are free to sin again, unless of course for example you are caught on video beating up a bar tender. Maybe, just maybe, this is the reckoning. Maybe the real blue wall of silence that protects exempts/politically connected will finally be torn down and the Department become truly legitimate.......But I doubt it.

12/09/2019 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"No word if this is part of the exempt crew that has been treating the Academy like a recruitment center for bedmates"

This makes me laugh...everyone knows that the male and female supervisors and instructors at the academy always have, and always will sleep with the recruits
12/09/2019 03:07:00 AM

I'm surprised there haven't been more lawsuits filed over this crap.

12/09/2019 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Well Well,Looks like former Superintendent's staff (at least 3 of them) landed on their feet and went to homan square for the new assignment,all will have "take home cars" which will work out for the "other driver" J.B. for his ride to his part time job at the airport,hopefully all these tools will be put back in patrol....UNREAL and for E.J's workout guy(also known as 2/4 hour tour) including workout is supposing to retire.

12/09/2019 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Democrat shit show everywhere you turn. And Trump is the problem.

12/09/2019 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the officers and supervisors who were on the scene that night and tried to protect Johnson. There will be severe repercussions over this and terminations. The McDonald case should have taught strong lessons about cover ups.

12/09/2019 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow......I remember in my younger years reading "Peyton Place" and all the screwing and doing that that little town
was doing........
Our very own "Police Plaza" scandals here would surely make a great book......all these big shot un-earned Commandos here
getting blown and banged by ambitious females looking for un-earned promotions....and juicy spots.
Going to Garretts for a BIG TUB of popcorn.....as I avidly await the sequels of "Who's Phucking Who" to come.
Keep it coming SCC.

12/09/2019 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7758307/PICTURED-Security-guard-filmed-kissing-drinking-fired-Chicago-PD-chief.html


12/09/2019 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the one giving the BJ was a merit promotee? Now it makes sense what a “merit package” is.....you have to blow the superintendent’s package (or your sponsoring exempt) to get promoted.

12/09/2019 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"fell out of a chair"... a faking pos

time to re-write what should count as an iod

12/09/2019 01:39:00 AM

Gee I wonder how thick her medical file is?

12/09/2019 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A SIM card would not required to trace a phone call. The respective mobile carrier would have the info. The SIM card, among other things, identifies the phone with a specific carrier and it's respective phone number, and stores contact lists and text messages.

12/09/2019 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Eddie Johnson you are seeing today is the same Eddie Johnson that everyone else saw for the last 25 years.

12/09/2019 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"fell out of a chair"... a faking pos

time to re-write what should count as an iod

12/09/2019 01:39:00 AM

Did she “fall out of a chair” before, or after, all the investigative agencies came calling.?
Maybe it’s a new twist on Shortshanks with his “Fedheimers”...... when he couldn’t remember what he’d forgotten.

12/09/2019 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think about this: Did Rahm have spies? The guy was a Congressman, Chief of Staff to Obama. Why did he pick EJ? Did EJ just now turn into a freak? Why wasn't EJ the OIC during van dyke? Politics is all about leverage. Does Rahm still have leverage on people? Not being in the limelight is nice, isn't it?

12/09/2019 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame the Illinois Supreme Court for Johnson. They let 9.5 be on the ballot to be Mayor and therefore...

12/09/2019 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't sully my good name by linking me to Special Ed!" ~ Larry Flynt, pornographer and admitted pervert

12/09/2019 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that it’s limited to CPD, or even just the male gender, but breaking marriage vows seems to be no big deal to anyone anymore. If you guys could just fathom for one second the pain that betrayal causes your spouse, maybe you’d think twice. I remember the police chaplain saying to me once on this subject “sex. It means everything in the world. And nothing at all.” I understood what he meant. But when it happened to me and I was betrayed by the man I loved, it meant everything. Infidelity destroys all the happy memories you once might have had. Is it ever worth the carnage it leaves?

12/09/2019 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago didn’t need another egregious example of why the department is so dysfunctional. DOJ did a cursory spanking citing lack of accountability ....and the current barrel of idiots has outshone themselves providing proof of poor leadership, loose morals, lack of ethics and zero consideration towards serving a police function.

12/09/2019 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone help me out here? What happened to C who was allegedly in the car when police investigated?

A -Did Ed drive her to his house to meet the Mrs?

B -Did Ed drive her to public transportation?

C - Did she wander around the streets of Bridgeport all night?

D- Did B,who was allegedly following Ed, pick her up & drive her home?

The trail runs cold....

12/09/2019 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those Body Worn Cameras were never docked and that ultimately was a Commander Jerome decision.The next question is who delivered or picked up those cameras in those next few hours after the incident.

12/09/2019 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’ll all do the same. Outsiders Weis & McCarthy had side chicks who wore uniforms! Insiders have groupies as well! Doesn’t matter what race/sex/creed/natl orig/marital status/sexual orientation.. Power breeds groupies- groupies breed Temptation!

12/09/2019 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he & his crew promoted their side chicks UNLIKE some of the other A$$HOLES!

12/09/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC. Off Topic. First NY, now LA. I was in a Detective meeting where they want to make a Central Homicide Unit out of Homan. Detectives will be on call, have a take home car, extra pay, and be assigned to teams in an Area, Just lie LA. Also being told it will be called Robbery Homicide Division just like LA. Meeting with the Mayor this eeek to float the idea by her instead of reopening Area 4 and Area 5.

12/09/2019 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s all a dog and pony show until some one loses a job or pension. Otherwise, nothing to see here.

12/09/2019 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this nonsense over a no impulse control
having, married serial adulterer has a pathological
need to have his knob slobbed by various women
other than his wife?

And she was somebody else's wife when she became
Johnson's l'il honey bbq dippin' sauce?

"Yeah baby... Why don't you drop that
zero and get with a real hero!"

Uhhh... OK but you gots to marry me...

Ok...

>Grunt! FART!<

>Mmmmph! Gargle!<
"Whoooo BIG DADDY!"

Consenting adults and whatnot...

Ol' Wine-Head said:

"If'n nobody wuz nasty, wouldn't nobody be bere!"

"A hard dick (Johnson) ain't got no conscience."

Too triflin'...
Too nasty...

The next scandal will be a massive
and potentially lethal STD outbreak
at CPD HQ the way these gleefully
nasty m/fers pass each other around.

There were multiple rumors about 30
years ago of some "brushfire" burning
through CPD HQ and the academy.

Nothing new under the sun.

12/09/2019 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger Fred Sanford said...

Eddie Johnson is The Clown Prince of SuperNintendos. He has the libido of the Great Martin Luther King. According to Hoover, King was a "Sexual Superman!"

12/09/2019 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the FOP should NOT buy any tickets to numerous upcoming Retirement parties for the exiting Ex-Exemps. Boycott Ticket Sales with FOP membership dues. If a FOP delegate wishes to attend a Retirement party, buy the ticket with funds out of your own pocket.

12/09/2019 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Treating HQ and the academy like their
own personal bordellos...

Classy is a big punch bowl of assorted
hard candies and fruity-flavored condoms
at the concierge desk?

12/09/2019 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, the jokes about this shit show just about write themselves!

If you proposed this as a screen play, it would be turned down because it is too “over the top” to be believable.

12/09/2019 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously- the wild rumors that people spread on here are amazing. For the 300th time, NOBODY was ordered to turn their BWCs off. They were NOT collected at the scene. All BWC evidence and in-car cameras were secured and downloaded. You fellow “brothers in blue” who constantly talk of our “blue family” make me ill. I cannot believe how many Officers are wishing ill on the responding officers and supervisors that were put in the horrible position they were by one person only, EJ. When the truth comes out about the circumstances of the stop and the responding officers and supervisors actions- I hope everyone of you who call for their firing take a good look in the mirror, because you’re no better than the media and protest groups. We are our own worst enemy. Period.

12/09/2019 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raw-Chester pull my Whip around
I'm gonna strut out of this town

12/09/2019 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard individual A called on him. Also heard individual A was on scene outside of their house when the police followed him home after the initial interaction where he was found slumped behind the wheel. His wife is the one pushing the issue about not covering for him because she filed for divorce or wanted a divorce a couple of days before the incident.

12/09/2019 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that dog ass shithead cops can only come up with falling out of a chair as a reason for getting on the medical. Can't tell you how many times I've seen that bullshit.

12/09/2019 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Anonymous Anonymous said...
New uniform changes this week?

No more outer vest covers?
City better pay.
Read the contract.“

Quick question(s). Most officers that I see wear the “molly” vest and have their radios attached to their vest, as well as body camera and flash light. My questions are, and this pertains to those PO’s who are not obese or even just slightly obese. Where is a PO going to put the radio on their gun belt, taking into account the radio goes opposite your gun side, when the taser HAS to be carried on the non gun side also? I fluctuate between a 32-34 waist and there is no way these tools all fit properly and safely, for usage, on my belt. Either the taser or radio has to be eliminated, which one should it be?

For slimmer PO’s there just isn’t enough room on the duty belt for all these to be worn without some of these tools being worn literally on the back of the belt? How does a PO quickly and safely access those tools under stress? How does a PO sit in the squad for extended hours with a radio and taser sticking in your back? These are simple logistical concerns.

Some of you idiots who make policy don’t apply the real world application of their decisions. If the latest clown (Beck) wants us to wear the vest under our shirt, then he too should wear a full duty rig with ALL the tools and sit with it on in his chauffeured vehicle and office chair for a full tour every day, like PO’s do.

12/09/2019 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only part of this story I have a hard time believing is footage being erased from BWC. I didn't think it was even possible to erase footage, at least at the district level. If it is even possible I would think some tech geek from Axon or at HQ would have to brought in before they are docked to do it. It will be interesting to see what comes out of that.

12/09/2019 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed was lucky just to be slumped over his steering wheel drunk. A wife, two mistresses and getting caught with pants down is a recipe for murder.

12/09/2019 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soap Oprea script wouldn’t be better!

12/09/2019 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Values™️ a good soup operetta.


• Was or why wasn’t Jugghaid SpecialEd ordered down to the local District of Occurrence for an immediate Breathalyzer, as well as his aides?
• Missing BWC ? They are sure stalling to make this a criminal case because it involves SpecialEd.
• Is anything on HQ Swipe Cards?
• Leak info now before Fergie squashes everything. Jugghead gone - everyone else is still fair game for GrootCOPA.

12/09/2019 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so he was getting an "Edder" in the Tahoe. Nicey Nice.

12/09/2019 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s consider individual C, how scared of being on the street or doing the actual work do you have to be to be willing to put Johnson’s Johnson in your mouth?

I guess it can be given and earned.

12/09/2019 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am just totally shocked St all of this I've been on thirty years who would think things like this would go in on such a professional organization

12/09/2019 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anyone want to get married at 59? If your so lonely get a fuck'n dog and just have a girlfriend. No need to get married at that age. Look at the divorce rate!

12/09/2019 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New uniform changes this week?

No more outer vest covers?
City better pay.
Read the contract.

12/09/2019 01:25:00 AM

City does not have to pay. Outer vest cover was optional not issued. Take the vest out of the carrier and wear it under your vest.

While your at it throw the baseball cap, gym shoes and the molle vest in the garbage. Stop looking like a slob.

12/09/2019 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Jody Weiss would not of disgraced himself like Fast Eddie. The exception being that video of him hearing gun shots down the block and running away.

12/09/2019 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson let every single member of the department down. His unethical behavior is not the image a professional organization has or should tolerate.

He totally screwed us all! With his wild antics!

I can only hope that these women who were used by Johnson get outed. All of them!

He must be looking at a divorce now! I hope she gets everything. He is a womanizer!

12/09/2019 12:30:00 AM

She already got two promotions she didn't deserve.

12/09/2019 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

70 pounds of weed,x pills,firearms found on plane that community rising star overdosed on.TSA got some splannin to do.

12/09/2019 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t know whether to laugh (great comments) or cry (looking at not only the Special Ed scenario, but the rest of the exempts as well.) Amazed the city has held together as well as it has. Thanks really to All the boys and girls out there trying to make this place tolerable to live in. Not some personal piggy bank or playpen.

12/09/2019 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more Buick's for you. Only SUV models.

12/09/2019 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The tragedy here is that the on-scene supervisors will be hung out to dry trying to protect Johnson. If they knew then what they did now, they would have docked the cameras.

12/09/2019 03:04:00 AM

I sure hope not

12/09/2019 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I went to Volare tonight and asked if I could sit at the “Eddie Johnson seat of shame.” The manager wasn’t amused.

This place is really busy. and it’s a six-seven seat bar. Can’t believe no witnesses have spilled to the media.

12/09/2019 01:54:00 AM

Some people like to mind there own business or maybe the person they were with was not their spouse

12/09/2019 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a crushing letdown to me, amigo.
Just like when Oscar De La Hoya wore a Full-Body
Fishnet and heels after "a few drinks."
He was an embarrassment to his heritage, my friend.
The fire water bad, no?

12/09/2019 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't trust a drunk with horsepower

12/09/2019 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.-Looks like Groot and her people and folks are not very happy about the Rapper Juice World,s death at Midway over the weekend.Seems as though Juice,s inbound plane from California was carrying some contraband and Federal Agents were waiting for said plane as it landed.Tactical and Gangs Crimes Officers assisted in the search of the plane and detention of the passengers.During the search Juice World went into convulsions suffering a seizure and eventually passing away hours later.Chuckles Beck will soon be sending an Order out prohibiting CPD from assisting Federal Agents in searching aircrafts landing at the 2 Chicago Airports.

12/09/2019 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hat trick was waiting on her knees at the Bridgeport Love Shack
Bet Ed ‘s Johnson hasn’t been handled by Mrs Johnson lately.

12/09/2019 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous The 12 Steps and Celibacy said...

Get into long term rehab today, Eddie. Alcoholic neuropathy and satyriasis is an often lethal combination. You can't collect your huge pension from a coffin.

Start a "go fund me" for Mr. Johnson's rehab.

12/09/2019 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I went to Volare tonight and asked if I could sit at the “Eddie Johnson seat of shame.” The manager wasn’t amused.

This place is really busy. and it’s a six-seven seat bar. Can’t believe no witnesses have spilled to the media.
12/09/2019 01:54:00 AM

He was in the back room of the restaurant with the side piece. To think EJ had the balls to say Trumps values don't fit in Chicago. I am literally laughing my ass off at this.

12/09/2019 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not one that is easily sleeved out but picturing to have to perform that task has gotten me a tad skeeved!

12/09/2019 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
New uniform changes this week?

No more outer vest covers?
City better pay.
Read the contract.

12/09/2019 01:25:00 AM


Just stop with this already. Unless you see it in writing, it’s an unsubstantiated rumor, at best. The guy is here for three months. He’s got consent decree stuff, detective division revamping, and he’ll be a hatchet man, and then he’ll be on his way. Do you really think outer vest covers are a top priority on the “to do” list?

12/09/2019 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Another question:

Who was the lieutenant on scene that ordered everyone turn over their body cameras immediately on scene?

There was only a female lieutenant working on the A&As that night in 009

12/09/2019 01:23:00 AM

You are correct about her being the only Lt. working 1st watch in 009 that night.
I have it from an extremely reliable source that she was not on scene that night.
I’m told just a beat car and Sgt. were on scene.

12/09/2019 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Individual B fell for EJ. She even filed for divorce from her husband this pat August. She’s been stalking EJ since. Individual C received her undeserving sergeant promotion and a DEAtask force team for her sexual favors to EJ, as well. Individual A lost him the same way she got him. The funny thing is that Individuals A, B and C are all good for wild groupies with no morals.

12/09/2019 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All quiet on the Chicago Casino front.
Crickets 24/7.
Hey, anybody know what happens to crickets when
exposed to marijuana smoke? They get together and order
XL pizzas on Siri.

12/09/2019 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie was a merit sergeant, a merit lieutenant, a merit commander, and then a merit Superintendent. What happened her is the classic example of the peter principle. Nothing more, nothing less. What did you expect?????????????????????????????????

12/09/2019 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that eddie is gone, will they take another look at sergeant driveby's shooting of an unarmed mentally challenged teen?

12/09/2019 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He used his position in the CPD to further his illegal actions...ie, not getting arrested for DUI, ....... Official Misconduct.......Good By Pension......

12/09/2019 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That must be some Johnson, Johnson got!

12/09/2019 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed and Lori are unethical liars.

12/09/2019 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CBS: "There are now more Dollar Stores in the U.S. than
Starbucks and McDonalds combined---30,000 of them."

12/09/2019 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

“This makes me laugh...everyone knows that the male and female supervisors and instructors at the academy always have, and always will sleep with the recruits”

Nice way to paint everybody with your broad brush. I have it on good authority the REDMAN only slept with his wife because he took pride in his job and vows. Next time instead think before you write, some of us take and took the job seriously.

12/09/2019 03:07:00 AM

12/09/2019 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE DEATH OF COMMON SENSE 1: In The Same Week That A Student Was Raped And Murdered In Her Car In A Garage At The UIC Campus, The University Of Illinois Adopts 'Social Justice' Horseshit Rule That Ends Criminal Background Checks For Students - Chicago Tribune

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-u-of-i-criminal-background-application-20191207-4e5xemrikfgcxet5vvngrithzu-story.html

THE DEATH OF COMMON SENSE 2: Fake Prosecutor Kim Foxx Refuses Felony Charges, For Suspects Arrested At Midway Airport, With Firearms And Metal Piercing Bullets - Chicago Tribune

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-juice-wrld-guards-arrested-20191209-sfhqe3cns5hsffhxskrhqfagl4-story.html

12/09/2019 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

38 Vehicles Set On Fire In Gresham, West Pullman - WBBM AM 780 News Radio Chicago

https://wbbm780.radio.com/articles/suntimes/38-vehicles-set-on-fire-in-gresham-west-pullman

12/09/2019 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a medical stand point. Can the guy roll like that.?? If true he is like an 18 yr old.. I call BS

12/09/2019 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her Tires Were Slashed In Buena Park In September. On Friday, All 4 Were Stolen: Chicago Needs To Get A Handle On Its Crime Or More And More Residents Will Flee - Block Club Chicago

https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/12/09/her-tires-were-slashed-in-buena-park-in-september-on-friday-all-4-were-stolen/

12/09/2019 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake Prosecutor Kim Foxx Lets Shoplifters Run Amok - Alert Issued For Robbery And Theft Crew Targeting Mag Mile And Lincoln Park - CWB Chicago -- Fox Let These 2 Animals Out On The Street To Attack Senior, Disabled Citizens - CWB Chicago, CWB Chicago

https://cwbchicago.com/2019/12/alert-issued-for-robbery-and-theft-crew-targeting-mag-mile-and-lincoln-park.html

https://cwbchicago.com/2019/12/man-on-probation-for-robbery-charged-with-robbing-senior-citizen-in-rogers-park.html

https://cwbchicago.com/2019/12/prosecutors-twice-convicted-robbery-offender-beat-a-handicapped-woman-with-her-own-cane-then-he-stole-the-cane.html

12/09/2019 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad part is that Eddie doesn’t think this is a big deal - just him doing ‘goofy things’ like the rest of his ilk after they create mob attacks on Michigan Avenue...

12/09/2019 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The on scene Supervisors, and Officers should come clean now. "Yes" We knew it was Ed Johnson, and Yes, He appeared to be drinking, but it was the Superintendent, so we gave him some play. Say "I was worried of retaliation if I made an issue of the drinking and Driving." And fight any punitive time given tooth and nail. But to lie more trying to cover it up will only make things worse.

12/09/2019 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sneaky conniving individual B called the police while Ed was getting blowed by Individual C. Individual B doubled back and followed EJ.

12/09/2019 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So i hear there are more changes coming

12/09/2019 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember watching the local news when dumb ass was going on the medical to get his SON’S kidney.
He closed with “when I get back I’ll be a married man”. For some reason he thought people gave a duck about him.
Well you big dummy, you ain’t married no More.
Who will hire this poison, markham or Gary. Doubt it. I think they have more sense.

12/09/2019 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I go home every day, single, and love it more and more when I hear this shit. When people ask me why I don’t date the “police,” this is an example of why. I don’t need to blow anyone to get promoted. I got there by being smart and a decent worker! Trust me, I remember the days 20 odd years ago when I was “fresh meat” for the wolves. I also look back and saw the times someone was trying to prime the pump and well, once they figured out you’re a straight shooter, they leave you alone. There are plenty of females willing to spread themselves around, but I don’t judge them anymore than the guys. Everyone is entitled to there fun. As far as betraying marriage vows, who knows what Ed’s understanding is in his marriage. Hell, she’s probably someone else took one for the team. What I do resent is power leveraging promotions, sweet ass unit spots , etc for favors (whether sexual or other types). The “merit” system needs to go. This job ain’t rocket science and if you can’t pass a test so be it, you’re better off in patrol.

12/09/2019 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juveniles beat 7-Eleven clerk, scald him with coffee during robbery in Uptown

https://cwbchicago.com/2019/12/juveniles-beat-7-eleven-clerk-scald-him-with-coffee-during-robbery-in-uptown.html

12/09/2019 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nymous said...
Seriously- the wild rumors that people spread on here are amazing. For the 300th time, NOBODY was ordered to turn their BWCs off. They were NOT collected at the scene. All BWC evidence and in-car cameras were secured and downloaded. You fellow “brothers in blue” who constantly talk of our “blue family” make me ill. I cannot believe how many Officers are wishing ill on the responding officers and supervisors that were put in the horrible position they were by one person only, EJ. When the truth comes out about the circumstances of the stop and the responding officers and supervisors actions- I hope everyone of you who call for their firing take a good look in the mirror, because you’re no better than the media and protest groups. We are our own worst enemy. Period.


Poor little Edie should have thought of how he threw all the officers who got fired under the bus. Eddie can rot in hell for alll I care.

12/09/2019 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, not on the job but I find the coverage of this whole scandal mind boggling. Is it his power, cuz he doesn’t have it in the looks department??

12/09/2019 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best to worst superintendent of CPD in my 26 years.

1. Phil Cline
2.Terry Hilliard (1st term)
3.Matt Rodriguez
4.Jody Weiss
5.Terry Hilliard (2nd term)
6.Gerry McCarthy
7.Eddie Johnson
I forgot about Dana Starks. That might be tie with Eddie

12/09/2019 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
SCC. Off Topic. First NY, now LA. I was in a Detective meeting where they want to make a Central Homicide Unit out of Homan. Detectives will be on call, have a take home car, extra pay, and be assigned to teams in an Area, Just lie LA. Also being told it will be called Robbery Homicide Division just like LA. Meeting with the Mayor this eeek to float the idea by her instead of reopening Area 4 and Area 5.

12/09/2019 10:52:00 AM

Groot and several high ranking exempts are pushing for this. I was told there are a lot of logistics to be worked out, but it is going to happen eventually. One reason is overtime pay, and another reason is the belief there is over staffing in Homicide. In Los Angeles all homicide Detectives work days Mon-Fri, eliminating court OT. That is what they want to do here, but I was told they may also have a small skeleton 3rd watch crew Mon-Fri. On weekends and week nights, teams would rotate being “on call”. If a homicide occurs at night or on weekends, you get called out if your team is “up”. There has been talk about this for the last two years. CPD exempts have traveled to LA to learn and observed how this works. Now with this guy from LA in town running the show it looks like it’s more likely then not to happen. Wasn’t he recently at Area Central shaking hands and talking about how he understands people don’t like change, but it is necessary.

12/09/2019 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

70 pounds of weed,x pills,firearms found on plane that community rising star overdosed on.TSA got some splannin to do.

12/09/2019 12:36:00 PM

Private plane. No screening is done for those types of flights.

12/09/2019 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Eddie was a merit sergeant, a merit lieutenant, a merit commander, and then a merit Superintendent. What happened her is the classic example of the peter principle. Nothing more, nothing less. What did you expect?????????????????????????????????

12/09/2019 02:28:00 PM

-
Shockingly, he was NOT a merit lieutenant.

12/09/2019 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic - "2 sets of rules...again"

Sources: Top adviser to Mayor Lori Lightfoot resigning as Chicago watchdog investigates arrangement that lets her live in Wilmette despite residency rules

12/09/2019 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these women deserve an award. Maybe a uniform ribbon or pin?

12/09/2019 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The soap operas would reject this plot line as being too crazy.

12/09/2019 06:37:00 AM

True but not telenovela crazy.

12/09/2019 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie's just funnin'










We Are All Replaceable

12/09/2019 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh sweet memories of the late, great bench seat (Stares off into the distance as Minnie Ripperton hits a high note)

12/09/2019 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
At least Jody Weiss would not of disgraced himself like Fast Eddie. The exception being that video of him hearing gun shots down the block and running away.

Oh... that’s all. GFY

12/09/2019 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i live and work in 016 over the course of my career i must had run into a couple of dozens exempts who were out with their side pieces ( girl friends)
but as sgt shultz from the tv show hgan heroes said "i see nothing i see nothing"

12/09/2019 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"fell out of a chair"... a faking pos

time to re-write what should count as an iod

12/09/2019 01:39:00 AM

Did she “fall out of a chair” before, or after, all the investigative agencies came calling.?
Maybe it’s a new twist on Shortshanks with his “Fedheimers”...... when he couldn’t remember what he’d forgotten.

Any time someone is injured while at work an IOD report must be filled out. Doesn't matter if it's duty related or not. Then the city looks at it and determines whether or not they will cover it as an IOD or just make it medical related. The individual will first be listed as IOD though, and will be in a stationary status with the medical section. It has to be proven that the person was injured while in the performance of his/her duties commensurate with the job title for the IOD status to remain in effect. This will likely be switched to medical status. Not the first person to try the "fell out of my chair" bit. Likely won't be the last.

12/09/2019 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

retired cpd capt ivan rittenberg had a side piece too and she then pee shot for weed

remember officers its all on the up and up.

12/09/2019 06:51:00 PM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

wow! this blog is so informative and educational.

and i thought a fellatrix was a enterprising dude making a few street bucks.

12/09/2019 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Follow the Special Ed trail, start with the good reverend flaeger from st Sabina, he can’t lie, he’s a catholic priest

12/09/2019 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City does not have to pay. Outer vest cover was optional not issued. Take the vest out of the carrier and wear it under your vest.


Tell the optional part to the academy. Required equipment to be purchased for inspection prior to graduation. Covers and molle aren’t going away however standards are more likely to be enforced.

12/09/2019 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously- the wild rumors that people spread on here are amazing. For the 300th time, NOBODY was ordered to turn their BWCs off. They were NOT collected at the scene. All BWC evidence and in-car cameras were secured and downloaded. You fellow “brothers in blue” who constantly talk of our “blue family” make me ill. I cannot believe how many Officers are wishing ill on the responding officers and supervisors that were put in the horrible position they were by one person only, EJ. When the truth comes out about the circumstances of the stop and the responding officers and supervisors actions- I hope everyone of you who call for their firing take a good look in the mirror, because you’re no better than the media and protest groups. We are our own worst enemy. Period

True that.

12/09/2019 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on there are so many of these same shenanigans going on in the department and the cover ups..
There is a female in 10 with 2 years on that the department just made FTO. Right after her status she went IOD for year traveling and partying on snapchat all while she supposedly was hurt and could not work. Come back to work and one night had a PPO working with. She meets up with another PO that also had a PPO. They make the ppos ride together while her and the other PO disappear for hours until the PPOs get a domestic. When they arrive on scene the srgt is there and is like WTF are your partners.
Nothing happens to either one and now she is a FTO... what a joke.

12/09/2019 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fluctuate between a 32-34 waist and there is no way these tools all fit properly and safely, for usage, on my belt.

E Z there Seinfeld

12/09/2019 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blue Bloods writing their scripts from Chicago? Fridays episode had the head of IAD having an affair with another married worker. Had to handle it in house.

12/09/2019 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
New uniform changes this week?

No more outer vest covers?
City better pay.
Read the contract.

12/09/2019 01:25:00 AM

Telling us to put our vests under our shirts does not impact our contractural rights, as the vests came with the carrier that allows them to be worn in that manner. We do not have to buy anything to accommodate the rule change. Now when they put the detectives in dark blue uniform shirts to set them apart from the P/O’s, the city will have to buy the first one. Changes are a coming.

12/09/2019 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spotted Fat Head Ed at Ohare yesterday where was he going??

12/09/2019 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The on scene Supervisors, and Officers should come clean now. "Yes" We knew it was Ed Johnson, and Yes, He appeared to be drinking, but it was the Superintendent, so we gave him some play. Say "I was worried of retaliation if I made an issue of the drinking and Driving." And fight any punitive time given tooth and nail. But to lie more trying to cover it up will only make things worse.

12/09/2019 04:13:00 PM

Do you know how that interaction went down? Only a handful of people know what happened that night. Stop assuming the Officers did something incredibly wrong.

12/09/2019 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Acosta had a boy toy @ O’Hare, forgot his name.

12/09/2019 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t the city phones back up into a cloud?

12/09/2019 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

32-34
You must be Granny from Oakland or a kid right out
of high school

12/09/2019 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Best to worst superintendent of CPD in my 26 years.

1. Phil Cline
2.Terry Hilliard (1st term)
3.Matt Rodriguez
4.Jody Weiss
5.Terry Hilliard (2nd term)
6.Gerry McCarthy
7.Eddie Johnson
I forgot about Dana Starks. That might be tie with Eddie

12/09/2019 05:18:00 PM

Your memory is failing you.
While Dana was a major goof he was never Superintendent.

12/09/2019 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
All these women deserve an award. Maybe a uniform ribbon or pin?

12/09/2019 06:14:00 PM

That sir or madame was genius!

12/09/2019 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:49, I hope you were being sarcastic. I will take a boss out with his squeeze over a runner from shots fired anyday.

12/09/2019 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Follow the Special Ed trail, start with the good reverend flaeger from st Sabina, he can’t lie, he’s a catholic priest

12/09/2019 06:55:00 PM

It’s really comical to hear the high & mighty mr. Holy man, tell someone to “go to hell!” Nice... real nice..... Piece of shit!

12/09/2019 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Guy said...
“This makes me laugh...everyone knows that the male and female supervisors and instructors at the academy always have, and always will sleep with the recruits”

Nice way to paint everybody with your broad brush. I have it on good authority the REDMAN only slept with his wife because he took pride in his job and vows. Next time instead think before you write, some of us take and took the job seriously.

12/09/2019 03:07:00 AM
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What about the sgt that handles retreads? Now she’s a fun girl

12/09/2019 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Best to worst superintendent of CPD in my 26 years.

1. Phil Cline
2.Terry Hilliard (1st term)
3.Matt Rodriguez
4.Jody Weiss
5.Terry Hilliard (2nd term)
6.Gerry McCarthy
7.Eddie Johnson
I forgot about Dana Starks. That might be tie with Eddie

Worst Merit Picks by Eddie “BJ” Johnson

Billy Badass Bradley for Deputy Chief
The no good Jose Tirado for Deputy Chief
Sleep boy Elgin Holt for Deputy Chief
The hiding Cmdr Douglas
The Cry baby Cmdr Robinson 007
Lisa Starks for LT
Saadia Carter for LT
Maryet-Hall for LT
Davina Ward for LT
Senora no nothing Ben for LT

The list is very long and a great example
of why we suk as a Police Department

Eddie, you created this shit !!

12/09/2019 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 5:25 PM. Yes that’s how they do things in L.A. Remember Det. Fuhrman was at home trying to write a screenplay when he was called out on the O.J. case. Worked out gloriously didn’t it?

12/09/2019 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Come on there are so many of these same shenanigans going on in the department and the cover ups..
There is a female in 10 with 2 years on that the department just made FTO. Right after her status she went IOD for year traveling and partying on snapchat all while she supposedly was hurt and could not work. Come back to work and one night had a PPO working with. She meets up with another PO that also had a PPO. They make the ppos ride together while her and the other PO disappear for hours until the PPOs get a domestic. When they arrive on scene the srgt is there and is like WTF are your partners.
Nothing happens to either one and now she is a FTO... what a joke.

12/09/2019 08:02:00 PM

If true, shame on the sergeant.

12/09/2019 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with this thread but is very important!!
Cato’s merit pick and disaster that is the new 011 Sgt. Sat and watched four coppers fight with an offender. Never assisted and never went over the radio to ask for assistance. The struggle was well over five minutes. She is incompetent and dangerous. She was seen in 011 trying to go over body cams because she knew she fucked up but was to incompetent to even find out how to watch the body cams! Fuck you Cato! So many good coppers in 015 and you pick this piece of shit

12/09/2019 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
At least Jody Weiss would not of disgraced himself like Fast Eddie. The exception being that video of him hearing gun shots down the block and running away.

Oh... that’s all. GFY




Has anybody ever seen Fathead Ed respond to an in progress call? Of course not.
Jody said the wrong words and they stuck on him.

I did see Soup Phat Phill at a in progress call in 011.
He had just taken a shit in the WC toilet.
As he was leaving the building, an in progress call came out two blocks from the station.
He had to go to the call or forever be embarrassed like Jody was later. As I recall, he showboated and got on the radio declaring a slow down.


12/09/2019 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chgo values , wait til potus hears about this,"women slumped over a johnson." classic.

12/09/2019 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Well Well,Looks like former Superintendent's staff (at least 3 of them) landed on their feet and went to homan square for the new assignment,all will have "take home cars" which will work out for the "other driver" J.B. for his ride to his part time job at the airport,hopefully all these tools will be put back in patrol....UNREAL and for E.J's workout guy(also known as 2/4 hour tour) including workout is supposing to retire.

12/09/2019 09:30:00 AM

And 1 went straight to Task Force?? That’s unreal!!

12/09/2019 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Best to worst superintendent of CPD in my 26 years.

1. Phil Cline
2.Terry Hilliard (1st term)
3.Matt Rodriguez
4.Jody Weiss
5.Terry Hilliard (2nd term)
6.Gerry McCarthy
7.Eddie Johnson
I forgot about Dana Starks. That might be tie with Eddie
-------------------------------------------------
Phil and Jody A
Rodriquez B plus
Brezeak C
Rice C Minus Old school guy. Not too bad
Escalane D LAPA slug
Hillard D minus
Martin, Johnson, McCarthy All - D' & F' - Haters in all sense. Johnson being a zero and more zeros too.
All the slug Noble crew were failures.

* Jody got a bad rap for b.s. Cause he was a Bureau guy. Did more for jammed up copper' and made shit disappear. My number one best guy.*
*Phil never sandbagged a working copper and took heat for off duty J.O copper', drink pricks.*

12/09/2019 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Top cops
1.phil
2.LeRoy
3.OGrady
4.Breczyk
5.Jodi
6Gmac
7.Terry
8.Matt
9.Rochfird
10.joe D. Short term
11.Jimmy Conlisk

12/09/2019 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All exempt will be issued a blue and white marked car no more suvs. No more unmarked cars !!!

12/09/2019 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That FTO's parents are 2 of the biggest medical abusers in the dept so that should tell you everything you need to know. And both think they have what it takes to be a Sgt. If that ever happens, godspeed to the officers they supervise.

12/09/2019 11:15:00 PM  

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