Friday, December 06, 2019

Direction from the Top - Fetal

  • Mayor Lori Lightfoot and interim Chicago Police Supt. Charlie Beck issued a statement Thursday clarifying the CPD’s new pot enforcement plan after the Sun-Times reported that Chicagoans could be still ticketed for using marijuana in backyards or on porches or balconies that are visible to the public when the drug is legalized next month.

    “The Chicago Police Department recognizes that an individual using cannabis in their own backyard or balcony poses no direct threat to public safety, and no resident should be arrested or ticketed solely for such a scenario,” the statement reads. “Any characterization to the contrary is simply wrong.”

    That statement, however, made no mention of whether smoking pot on a front porch would be treated differently.

    In an interview, CPD spokesman Anthony [Google-me] said that the new law does allow officers to issue citations for some use on private property, but that won’t be a priority.
We used to think that there was a legislature that passed laws and htat lawmakers were responding to the concerns of the people who voted them into office. After laws were passed, the executive branch (through the police force) would be responsible for enforcing the laws and the judicial branch would apply the penalties.

But that was before Crimesha took it upon herself to rewrite all the shoplifting and theft laws of Illinois, and apparently Groot and Beck are taking their cues from her. You know what else used to be against the law? Drinking on the public way in a bus stop. But now we guess you can do that along with licking and spitting on the police and potentially costing two cops a bunch of time in the penalty box.

Does everyone see what is being said? Do NOT enforce the law as written...a.k.a. Stay Fetal. Right from Groot and Beck.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

How are my kids supposed to play in the backyard with the neighbors smoking next door? It’s bad enough when they do it inside their house in the summer & it stinks up the neighborhood when we have the windows open! What has this city turned into?!?!

12/06/2019 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm predicting a lot more alley shootings when they move their business to the backyard.

12/06/2019 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Crimeshia shocker. Steal a car, flee from the police, kill a guy in crash and get charged with a misdemeanor trespass to vehicle. You cant make this shit up!

Chicago taxpayers will spend $2.5 million to compensate the families of two young people— ages 18 and 24 — whose deaths are tied to allegations of police wrongdoing.

The largest of the two settlements — for $1.3 million — will go to the family of 18-year-old Tevin Jones-Rogers, who was killed in a crash during a 2017 police pursuit.

On April 28, 2017, police officers said they were responding to a call of shots fired at around 8:45 p.m. when they saw a white Ford driving away from the 12700 block of South Halsted Street.

The Ford, which had been reported stolen, ran a red light and struck a red Toyota Corolla at the intersection of 127th and Throop streets, police said. The impact caused the Toyota to crash into a 2003 Saturn.

Jones-Rogers was driving the Toyota and was pronounced dead at the scene, according to police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office. A 20-year-old man in the passenger seat of the Toyota was also injured.

In a lawsuit filed in Circuit Court, Tammi Jones, the teenager’s mother, accused Chicago Police officers of pursuing the Ford at high speeds despite the risk of injury or death to civilians, and recklessly disregarding the safety of others.

The 18-year-old driver of the Ford was taken into custody after the crash and charged with a misdemeanor for criminal trespass to a vehicle.

12/06/2019 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if the average citizen can bend the rules a little why can’t cops smoke it? As long as you show up to work in good condition it shouldn’t be prohibited. Weed is safer than the big pharma meds.

12/06/2019 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody who does a goddamn thing is an idiot. Wake the fuck up and don’t do ANYTHING

12/06/2019 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago will soon be the next Seattle and San Francisco.

12/06/2019 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, when can we toke up? I mean, legal is legal, right? Just don't come to work stoned, just as you are expected not to come to work drunk.

12/06/2019 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would hate to live in an apartment in a state where pot has been legalized. I hate the smell of that stuff. From what I've read the landlord needs to put it in writing if they forbid pot smoking in their rentals. No recreational marijuana law requires landlords to allow pot smoking in rental properties. In fact, Colorado’s Amendment 64, California’s Proposition 64 and Alaska’s statute AS 17.38.120(d) all specifically allow a landlord to forbid it. Laws in Massachusetts and D.C., allow tenants to smoke pot unless landlords specifically prohibit it in a lease clause. So I'd expect the liberals in Shitcago will welcome the pot smoking in their building with open arms. Perhaps HeeHaw Beck and the Groot and his wife are planning a pot party. And don't forget to invite the Slumpin Tahoe Special Ed, he needs a friend about now.

In Colorado the number of fatalities involving positive tests for marijuana has nearly doubled since recreational legalization in 2014, from 75 that year to 125 in 2016 and 139 last year. And drunken driving deaths had increased again to 171 people killed.

12/06/2019 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Straight from the department, in the video issued BY the department, they say you can be ticketed for smoking on your front porch. Watch it.

12/06/2019 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was anyone planning of sneaking through backyards or climbing up on balconies to write a weed ticket? I'm sure there's always someone.

12/06/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are we now required to check with Uncle Chuckles Beck and Groot before we enforce the laws or any municipal ordinance? Can I get a list of what is O.K. to enforce and what is frowned upon by this new regime?

12/06/2019 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again anyone doing anything other than responding to a call for service is NUTS!!!

They put it right out there DO NOT ENFORCE THE LAW- therefore I’m quite certain they don’t mind if we don’t enforce any laws.

I guess if they can randomly pick laws they don’t want us enforcing then so can I.

12/06/2019 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that not what they call Home Rule when you ignore Federal and State Laws and selectively enforce what you want?Doesnt the Municipality,City,Town,or suburb that decides to engage in that type of selective enforcement forfeit all Government and State Funds and Grants?

12/06/2019 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason the law was written like that is because normal people who do not amoke dope dont want to smell that shit. Smoke it in your house. It stinks.

12/06/2019 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you vote for a democrat, why?

12/06/2019 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of not enforcing the law, someone should look into the 007 WC on 2W M.B. who RWOC offenders for resisting the police as his own pattern and practice.

12/06/2019 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous IN THE KNOW said...

UNTIL you start ENFORCING the Law, Chicago will remain in a steep downward spiral to SHITHOLE status as a city. ABD it is bringing down ILLINOIS as well.

12/06/2019 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For everyone too slow to see the big picture. Rich democrats and republicans are attempting to normalize poverty and ghetto behavior, and widen the gap between the rich and the poor behind the scenes. The global elite will run the planet this century, and the rest of us will be lumped into one big group of slaves comparatively. We are all too divided as people. They already won this war.

12/06/2019 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to 1970's New York City and an unmanageable city where these democrat idiots act like living in this shit city gives even the dorkiest of people, "street cred". Only, this is 2020, Chicago and there ain't no damn Rudy Giuliani to pretend to be sheriff and save the city. I just hope the place I'm moving to doesn't have too many of these Chicago refugees moving there because it won't take too many of these idiots to replicate the unmitigated disaster they've allowed to happen here. You dummies ruined this shit, so you stay here and wallow in it.

12/06/2019 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry, tact teams will still be locking them up

12/06/2019 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we're at it with choosing which laws aren't enforced, how about not enforcing the parts of the CCL law that are clearly unconstitutional. These are the parts where the government violates our Second Amendment rights if we happen to be in a certain place, like the extremely dangerous CTA. See the link at CWB.

https://cwbchicago.com/2019/12/citizen-holds-cta-robbery-offender-at-gunpoint-in-loop-but-the-good-samaritan-may-be-in-hot-water-too.html?fbclid=IwAR3A3hwziyAy9ikX6o5h3tzfwWcqwR-IjHiHMYfFgEFxPuRkQ9v7OT1PcYM

12/06/2019 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous I’m sooooo high said...

Can we smoke weed..er...still...er...on the back porch, anyway?

12/06/2019 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wisconsin authorities are warning all the cheeseheads not to bring Illinois weed into wisconsin. Violators will be forced to drink pabst blue ribbon beer for the rest of their lives.

12/06/2019 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before the comments come flying in, I understand that I must be rather late to the fetal party. That's because I really dont want to join the malcontents that are there because they are butt hurt that noone ever took care of them, not based on self preservation.

But after this last week and the stripping of the 2 officers after the video of the take down I dont know what options a street copper has anymore.

We are essentially playing this thing blind and trusting the powers that be to play fair even though we know they wont. That is just plain stupid. We should just take a page out of the CFD handbook and have all the officers hang out at the station working out and eating waiting for calls for service. Once a call comes out we can dispatch 4 cars and a supervisor to address the call. While we are at it, no more anonymous calls. Either drop a name or pound sand.

Be safe out there and

12/06/2019 04:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor this is a bad bad decision but it's for the kids right? I thought u were the better of two choices and I really wanted to believe there was positive hope for this city.I voted for u.Obviously I was wrong,I. I shouldve kept my integrity and not voted for either candidate.We have a right to vote ,yes vote for what? Would you like this bad choice or this bad choice? Maybe clean up one mess before creating another.

12/06/2019 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I guess it had to come to that, but it's all part of
Americana. Witness: Cocaine. First legal and found
in everything from proprietary medicines to Coca-Cola,
then banned by the Federal Government.
"Take a Whiff on Me"
Song written by Alan Lomax/Leadbelly
First recording and first release by Leadbelly
(February 1, 1935/1966)
Woody Guthrie also covered it. It can be found on Folkways
and The Smithsonian, along with his epic song about that
great "ribbon of highway", This Land Is Your Land.

12/06/2019 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The left does an end around the legislature by taking control of local law enforcement and State's Atty offices. No need to convince the electorate of your position or lobby our representatives. Just get leftist police chiefs and attorneys to selectively enforce laws based on their ideology. Do that and media will be in your corner, making sure you get reelected and supporting your dereliction of duty and violation of oath with editorials and slanted reporting. Officers need to accept the fact that your actions will only be acceptable if the media approves, Legality is an afterthought. Trayvon hoax kicked off BLM, which led to the Ferguson and Baltimore lies, and helped usher into office radical left wing State and District attorneys in towns like Philly, Chicago, and San Fran. When they win the local battles, it doesn't matter who is in the White House. Change and Hope reign supreme, along with the fundamental transformation of the USA.

12/06/2019 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So pot is legalized and its is illegal to smoke it on your own front porch? That means it is illegal to drink on your front porch as well. It called private property.

Don't worry....this wont wind up in front of the SCOTUS. Sounds like a violation of your 4th amendment rights.

12/06/2019 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CFD huh? Brilliant ! Then they will hire private security and vastly reduce the numbers of sworn police officers ala cha, cta, wrigleyville, lakeview, ect Fucking rocket scientist Did the squirt Rahm not teach you that law enforcement is no longer a sacred cow? They dont want to pay for you do more with less for less $$$$$$




12/06/2019 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s weed. Who fucking cares. And to the guy who said he can’t play in his yard with his kids anymore because his neighbor smokes weed, you’re so full of shit.

12/06/2019 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tac, sat, 06....they’ll still be chasing for weed and violating rights for numbers. This is a whole new can of worms to get you to jam yourself. Unfortunately these cowboys and tactical barbies don’t see the writing on the wall and will ultimately be unemployed, incarcerated, or paying some mutt a monthly payment for a few years.

12/06/2019 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love how all you young coppers thought Beck was gonna be a good thing....

you sell your soul in this town for that position

it's all about the cash now, right Charlie?

12/06/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Don't think you want to say this out loud, Alderman. You might make a case for a pattern and practice that Johnson purposely ignored higher qualified Asian and White promotional candidates.... Hey IG or Federal monitor, care to look into this? Sounds like a quid pro quo. Sounds like this Alderman is protecting a unethical superintendent because he promotes people based on the color of their skin.




Lightfoot’s floor leader Alderman Gilbert Villegas called the mayor’s action appropriate but also showed some compassion for the former superintendent.

“Superintendent Johnson, with 30 plus years with the police department, came in the department, promoted more African Americans and Latinos than any other superintendent,” he said. “So I’m not going to throw him under the bus for one mistake.”


https://wgntv.com/2019/12/04/aldermen-react-to-johnsons-firing-lightfoot-expects-him-off-payroll-by-end-of-week/

12/06/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@12/06/2019 12:34:00 AM

Near north Chicago landlord here. All my signed leases have strict clauses about no smoking indoors of any substance (weed, tobacco, misting resin with solvents, vaping and the like). Outside areas non smoking clauses are the same, again including weed.

I emailed all tenants this week and got them to confirm back, email reply, that they acknowledge the statewide change to all recreational cannabis of 2020 will have no impact on the building's prohibition on smoking of any sort.

Not all landlords are jackass liberals but yes, all does not mean there are not enough who don't care or would allow this harm to occur on their properties. Messed up but a cloud of gross weed smoke might be rolling into many parts of Chicago.

I shudder at the liability of allowing some tenants to freely smoke weed and then if one tenant commits a crime (rape, property damage or so on) what that might mean when the lawyers seek someone with deeper pockets to blame. Matters like that are won in court but the cost to defend is great and the matter is annoying. Best preempt it.

Don't allow tenants to smoke weed in rented properties.

12/06/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Wisconsin authorities are warning all the cheeseheads not to bring Illinois weed into wisconsin. Violators will be forced to drink pabst blue ribbon beer for the rest of their lives."

So long as it is not Landshark... No harm, no foul.

12/06/2019 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that not what they call Home Rule when you ignore Federal and State Laws and selectively enforce what you want?Doesnt the Municipality,City,Town,or suburb that decides to engage in that type of selective enforcement forfeit all Government and State Funds and Grants?

12/06/2019 12:59:00 AM

Uh, no.

12/06/2019 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, sir. No arrests. Copy that.

12/06/2019 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes fetal. Like if a piss bum is drinking vodka at a bus stop on Thanksgiving day.

12/06/2019 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess now the hard chargers will atop all the BS stops? Not! You cannot fix stupid until they are fired or sued. You want to stop them, make them wear CPD uniforms while on the job. No more jeans and backward baseball caps and be clean-shaven with proper haircuts. There most of problem solved.

12/06/2019 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of not enforcing the law, someone should look into the 007 WC on 2W M.B. who RWOC offenders for resisting the police as his own pattern and practice.

12/06/2019 02:06:00 AM

You have rights, contact FOP or union rep. there's a form you can complete

12/06/2019 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why hang at the station, how about the local donut shop. Two birds with this, first off the streets second is calories close at hand. What more could you want.

12/06/2019 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To "Late to Fetal party". Finally got the picture, maybe you can fix stupid after all.

12/06/2019 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At what point will anyone address the fact the weed smells like crap and has just as bad affect on the lungs as cigarettes and it does have the second hand smoke consequences as well.

12/06/2019 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we smoke in the squad cars?

12/06/2019 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idiots that go out and write tickets to get VRI cha than get get fired for fighting with someone you just wrote a ticket too , then get civilly sued sued, or go to prison, stop already, stay fetal, go home to your family

12/06/2019 07:09:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Pabst Blue Ribbon? How gauche.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/06/2019 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed legalization is just part of the plan to keep your kids stupid.

Wake the fuck up.

12/06/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





Can’t wait for politicians to tell the revenue police to stop enforcing tax laws.


12/06/2019 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe citizens not into the Devil’s lettuce will inundate 911 with complaints anyway.
Not everine wants the skunk weed wafting through the yard where kids maybe playing.

12/06/2019 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares? let the mopes smoke the weed anywhere they want. Just walk by and ignore it. I don't care if they are smoking in front of a school, church or office building, or drinking out of a brown paper bag for that matter. If you try to do something about it and things go south you will be the next YouTube sensation with your job in a vise. Just ride the CTA elevated, North or South and you will see plenty of people smoking weed, panhandling and littering and drinking. No cops on the trains and rare to see one in a station. So, nothing is said or done. Don't be a fool. Do nothing until the public gets fed up and decides to stand behind you. What has been happening in California the past few years is working its way to Chicago. Pretty soon there will be tents everywhere and taking a dump on city streets will also be ignored.

12/06/2019 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SIGNED COMPLAINTS ONLY.....signed a Sgt that wants to make sure his guys stay employed

12/06/2019 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay fetal to the community who doesn't want you in they bidness. The rest of the community's who appreciate the police and are typically law abiding, deserve proactive policing. Give the others the police service they want and deserve....FETAL

12/06/2019 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you work at McDonalds, and your boss says don't put pickles on the Big Macs, don't put pickles on the Big Mac or don't complain when you get fired for doing it. Give them what they want. 500 is so close, let them have it.

12/06/2019 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The point here is that the dummycrats are allowing dope smoking anywhere because this is what the permanent victim class free shot army wants. Allowing these scum to smoke dope, drink publicly, shoplift, carjack, and commit crime after crime ensures dummycrat votes and the re-elections of Cabrini Kim and the rest of the cop hating, anti taxpayer types that now control Chicago.

12/06/2019 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess now, if ya got a mobile home or trailer with a fold down porch ya can toke up anywhere, even in a Walmart parking lot, guilt free. Thanks, Larry lightweight.

12/06/2019 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anthony [Google-me] said that the new law does allow officers to issue citations for some use on private property"

Hahahahahahahaha

You think I'm going to issue a citation to someone smoking weed while on their property? Sir, I'm not even going to issue a citation to someone smoking weed in public. Those tickets are worthless and I don't want any problems so I don't do stupid proactive shit like that.
STAY FETAL

12/06/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s weed......who cares? Seriously I don’t get everyone on the job who is so against legalization. Nothing’s gonna change. People who smoke already will keep smoking and everybody else will keep doing what they do. I’ve been to Colorado recently, you really can’t tell except for some advertisements here and there. Along the state border there’s some shops set up that look like the firework shops in Indiana that’s it. I don’t care if other people do it, no ones gonna “stink up the neighborhood anymore than what people already do. Who cares

12/06/2019 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wisconsin authorities are warning all the cheeseheads not to bring Illinois weed into wisconsin. Violators will be forced to drink pabst blue ribbon beer for the rest of their lives.

12/06/2019 03:23:00 AM

PBR was G Mac's go to beer, BBBBBBRRRRRUUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!

12/06/2019 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sorry but Any Proactive police action, unless it involves you or your family is Retarded.

12/06/2019 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this is because there are millions of people rotting away in prison for smoking a joint, right? Isn/t that what we are supposed to believe? Come on, I read it in High Times - so it's true.

12/06/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So someone can spit on a police officer and that’s not a violation of civil rights? But if the police officer defends himself, it is a violation?

Ok- gotcha.

(Not a police officer here, just an innocent bystander, but just wow).

Also- I despise the smell of weed. This place is going to be a cesspool.

12/06/2019 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’re gonna blaze up anywhere and everywhere and we won’t be able to do shit

12/06/2019 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well then, what about smoking your dope in the privacy of your own vehicle with the windows rolled up? (the kids securely fastened in their car seats of course)



12/06/2019 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck now appears to be even smaller in stature than the imp Mayor in supporting the new interpretation of dope smoking in Chicago. The LA Lap Dog is earning his money and doing what he is told to do. He fits in nicely with the Democratic Social Justice system now in place under the reform banner of the vindictive oddity occupying the Mayor's Office.

The citizens (all 33% of them voted for Looser Lorri) and now they get what they deserve. Dope is king in Chicago as a legalized institution. In the meantime the dope dealers will be undercutting the newly legalized market, still working the corners, still ripping, running and gunning and still enjoying huge profits. Just another reason to make us all "Chicago Proud".

12/06/2019 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because I really dont want to join the malcontents that are there because they are butt hurt that noone ever took care of them, not based on self preservation.


You’re soft mush brain

12/06/2019 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry there’ll still be some backward hat wearing, skinny jean wearing, Jeep Wrangler with punisher decals drivin, 2 year hard chargers ready to run up onto a citizens porch to enact a street stop for smoking pot. And then they’ll inevitably get in a fight with dude and end u stripped.

12/06/2019 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have to be a malcontent to see reason in pulling back or being less pro active and it's certainly doesn't stem from not being taken care of, you have to take care of yourself and your family and let the "community" take care of itself, they sure don't give a Flyin F about us.

12/06/2019 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The democrats are the definition of lawlessness why enforce any laws? If your insane and proactive you get what you deserve see you at you fundraiser! The skinny jeans raised overpriced wrangler just not worth it!

12/06/2019 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

Where is the Chicago FBI?? Still trying to tie Trump to Russia?



BOSTON (AP/WHDH) — Federal authorities announced racketeering, drug and firearms charges on Thursday against more than 60 members of the Latin Kings, including the leaders of the street gang’s East Coast operations, following “Operation Throne Down,” which was the largest takedown in FBI Boston history.

Among those arrested is Michael Cecchetelli, a 40-year-old Springfield, Massachusetts resident with ties to the Genovese crime family who oversaw the gang’s operations from Massachusetts down to Florida, according to Joseph Bonavolonta, head of the FBI’s Boston office.



https://www.dcclothesline.com/2019/12/06/operation-throne-down-over-60-alleged-latin-kings-gang-members-arrested-along-east-coast-gang-leaders-have-known-ties-to-la-cosa-notra-mafia/

12/06/2019 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So if the average citizen can bend the rules a little why can’t cops smoke it? As long as you show up to work in good condition it shouldn’t be prohibited. Weed is safer than the big pharma meds.

12/06/2019 12:25:00 AM

you and all the rest of the mush-for-brains who can't wait to "toke up" like a shithead do us a big favor, speak up and tell your co-workers how bad you want to smoke weed now that it's "legal."

With all the other risks of having to do this job with people all around who can't wait to see you f*ck up, and all the new recruits and kma already in a retirement mindset who are scared stupid or lazy, now I gotta wonder if the idiot I'm with when my partner takes a day off is a follower, a believer in modern idiot media pop culture lies about weed being harmless. dork.
Let me know the next time you choose a pot smoking teacher or doctor for your kids over one who knows better.

12/06/2019 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s probably a $1,000,000 Groot Sanctuary City communitay public service announcement poster campaign coming: Blunts Not Guns

This Sanctuary City has bigger problems with armed violence, the lack of strict prosecution and the angry hostile distempered bull toad mayor is clarifying a weed ordinance.
Could it be there’s a community concern that hard chargers will start hopping fences and interfering with community street parties to get weed ticket activity on Jan 1 and ignoring the implications?

My bottle of Beck’s says Cholly has no input into how the prosecution and judicial should be run.
And nobody should think that the antiquated colonial ILCS and IVC is the discerning factor on COPA’s ability to reduce the recommend (deliver) discipline for alleged accusations during any arrest of any reason, even those good for nothing ANOV’s.

KmmmFxxxup is granted to manipulate the Laws but it’s far worse that the a sitting Dem Judge of the day allows it.
Gotta wonder who’s the scholarship smartie pants in the courtrooms these days.
Sanctuary Illinois’ high exalted prosecutor in chief Kalamaty Ratool, another fine example of in absentia intellect.

Weed Schmeed.
If you haven’t tried Slumping Over the Wheel, you don’t know what you’re missing.

12/06/2019 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Straight from the department, in the video issued BY the department, they say you can be ticketed for smoking on your front porch. Watch it.

12/06/2019 12:35:00 AM

Great, first you have to get into the building then they actually have to open the apartment and if they’re stupid enough they have to sign for a ticket .

12/06/2019 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like 007 has a lot of idiot bosses the previous mentioned guy and RW Both worthless

12/06/2019 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

As usual, the City Hall Oafs and the CPD drops the ball, doesn’t think things thru, and botches every decision up, as usual. The Circus goes on.

12/06/2019 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shithole known as Chicago continue its downslode into Bolshevism.

12/06/2019 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you cant drink a bottle of barcadi at a bus stop either?

If i live in the projects is my yard the parking lot?

If i live in a condo building can i smoke in common area?

Can i pay an employee in weed?

If my wife smokes weed at home do i do an exposure report?

If my wife smoke in the house and my uniform smells like weed will i be sent home? drug tested?

If an officer has weed and is buying it for his sexxy 21 year old girlfriend is that against an order?

If a boss is sleeping in a car and smells like weed should i just walk away ?

12/06/2019 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(8) the use of cannabis by a law enforcement officer,

corrections officer, probation officer, or firefighter while on duty; or

12/06/2019 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Word is when A/4 and A/5 reopen all homicide Detectives will he moved to those areas. No Homicide Detectives will he left at A/3. So now, all homicide coverage will move to the west side and leave the tax paying citizens of Rogers park, Edgewater, Uptown, Boystown, Wrigley, Lincoln Park, downtown all without close coverage. Not sure whose bright idea this is. A reliable source says it’s happening.

12/06/2019 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You can off duty...read the new law

So if the average citizen can bend the rules a little why can’t cops smoke it? As long as you show up to work in good condition it shouldn’t be prohibited. Weed is safer than the big pharma meds.

12/06/2019 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is bsd forcthe environment. Why all the pollution? They should get a polution tax in major cities!

12/06/2019 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a legit question.

If I view a passenger in the car smoking weed but not the driver, can the driver be cited for having cannabis in their car? Or just the passenger written a anov for smoking in public?

I am so confused.

Yes I just recently returned to a district after working in a unit for 4 years so I am alittle out of the loop. I used to cite the driver if their was open alcohol in the car. But how do you cite "open" weed???

12/06/2019 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot wants the murder number under 500. She is insistent on that happening. Here’s what I don’t understand about this department and I mean the rank and file. Why in the fuck do any coppers care about keeping violence down!? Why are coppers out there running around and jeopardizing their job , finances and freedom!? You see what happens in this city to coppers trying to do their job...two coppers stripped for being victims. Then three coppers go on trial for a bullshit cover up in the Van Dyke case. No contract for over two years and the city has refused to attempt to negotiate. Here’s what the rank and file need to do. Become firemen. Go on jobs and that’s it NOTHING ELSE !!! Nothing proactive.

12/06/2019 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Obama paid his dues and decided to chuck
it all---I don't need the rat race anymore. Just buy
me a mansion next to Skip Gates in the Vineyard.

12/06/2019 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous I said...

Violators will be forced to drink pabst blue ribbon beer for the rest of their lives.
And, what's the punishment??

12/06/2019 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see the tactical barbies and G.I. Joe wannabes of the saturation, tact and gang teams trying to enforce cannabis use. This will then, turn into a 10-1, TRRs and a lawsuit. You can't fix stupid. If the city, the county and the media can't agree on the language why would an officer go out and try to enforce it.

12/06/2019 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm tired of smelling burning charcoal @11:30PM during
the summer as jackasses try to mask the smell. Who the F
grills at Midnight?

12/06/2019 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie the Crime Dog
"Cycle ass" is an acceptable Medical, did you know?

12/06/2019 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor is interviewing the PETE BUDDY-GIED.(didnt know it was part of her job as mayor of chicago)

The media does not ask Who paid for the flight,lodging ,food and entertainment.

DID good ole LORI file an ethics form?
Is she taking city paid staff on trip?
Is city paid staff being paid out of tax money or campaign money?

(or police budget)
Weird how the media sweats the police yet politician are stealing hand over fist millions of dollars and nobody even ask.

What the word on KIMMY FOXX awfully quiet she hasnt said a peep about indicting police for a few months now wonder why.

12/06/2019 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anybody who does a goddamn thing is an idiot. Wake the fuck up and don’t do ANYTHING

12/06/2019 12:26:00 AM
..........................................

Amen!

12/06/2019 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As confusing as the f*cking use of force flow chart....sure miss the ass whippings we use to deliver back in the 90's and before...this trade is getting ridiculous. These 30 year exempt ass lickers act like they were never the Police and are killing this profession. IDGAF anymore.

12/06/2019 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Don’t worry, tact teams will still be locking them up


Sign complaints only guy...😉😉

12/06/2019 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very poorly done video. Failed to answer simple, basic questions. Like, what happens when cannabis smoke wafts over to the neighbors property and they don't like it? All 9-1-1 calls about cannabis smoking should be routed to the Mayor's office so they can properly explain.

12/06/2019 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not enforce the law....... against certain people..... under certain circumstances.
Otherwise then yes enforce the law
Is that clear as mud to you now?

12/06/2019 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could this finally put an end to RESIDENCY?? Will I piss hot from a contact high from my neighbor's smoke? Can some scientist put in writing a guarantee that this cannot happen? The piss test unit will never believe me when the results come in.

Why, as a condition of my employment, am I forced to live in a city filled with clouds of weed smoke? Which could lead to my firing. If I complain to my pot head neighbor, he will file CRs against me, and I'll end up in some Bad Cop List the mayor has.

Thanks for asking us, the city workers, the only people that HAVE to live here, what WE think.....

12/06/2019 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is malicious. Don’t be an example and give her an excuse. Don’t give her shit. Sgt’s and above, wake up and protect your people. Stop only looking out for yourselves and the next promotion.

12/06/2019 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez read the law. It says landlors can forbid it in their buildings.

12/06/2019 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staying fetal doesn't really work. What happens when crap comes to you and you have no choice. You cannot avoid everything...…..

12/06/2019 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok so lets do this:
LL gets rid of Johnson:
What is to be done with the rest of the lying, cheating chumps?
Is Beck a puppet or is he to going to clean house?
LL, you have not address the issues of the LT cheating exam, when?

12/06/2019 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F'n idiotic.How are Police Officers and other emergency Responders supposed to arrive at a crime or emergency scene and perform their life saving skills in let's say a house or a confined space that's contaminated with the skunk piss drug stink.What if the Officer has to use his weapon after breathing that shit for 15 minutes to defend someone's life or their own?.Is the Officer under the influence? What about all the young Children that are gonna be exposed to that fucking poison stink? Where the hell are these politicians brains at? This is intentionally gonna destroy Peoples lives in this downward spiral violent slaughterhouse city.

12/06/2019 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"So, when can we toke up? I mean, legal is legal, right?
Just don't come to work stoned, just as you are expected
not to come to work drunk."

12/06/2019 12:29:00 AM


Only if you're a cop of certain demographics/societal subsets,
will you be blessed with a "permission-slip" to "toke up."

You know... Making things right for what "RACISM," "JON BURGE"
and "THA' EFF-OH-PEE" have do to "tha' communerty."

So no tokes for you.

Stay hidden and "have church" in your basement and
grudgingly nurse that double of Old Fitzgerald.

Hopefully your neighbors won't tattle
on you to COPA and COPA drunk on maliciously
conferred power, comes to your house and caves
your doors in with a "warrant."

The War on Police in this town is a hot one...

Police Like You Have NO Friends.

12/06/2019 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"I'm tired of smelling burning charcoal @11:30PM during
the summer as jackasses try to mask the smell. Who the F
grills at Midnight?"

12/06/2019 01:07:00 PM


You MUST be new here...

12/06/2019 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if the average citizen can bend the rules a little why can’t cops smoke it? As long as you show up to work in good condition it shouldn’t be prohibited. Weed is safer than the big pharma meds.

12/06/2019 12:19:00 PM

I understand a police women just tested hot for cannabis and she claimed she was using a muscle rub that contained CHB and not not THC.

12/06/2019 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said..

It’s weed. Who fucking cares. And to the guy who said he can’t play in his yard with his kids anymore because his neighbor smokes weed, you’re so full of shit.


12/06/2019 05:44:00 AM

Thank you Mr. Toker. I just love people like you that get all upset because others don't want to smell the stench of their pot. I mean as if they have a right or something to stink up where ever they so desire. The stench doesn't stay only in their backyard you know. And why should a neighbor have to tolerate the smell. Because it's the pot smokers anthem as they whine on with out regard for others. But then it's somehow somebody else's fault and you are mad about the guy that doesn't like smelling it as he plays with his kids in his own yard. And you the pot smoker gets all upset if they can't toke. You sound like you're a liberal, you and Groot and Beck would get along well. I do think medical marijuana can be useful for some people but there are other ways to use it, i.e. in food. Recreational pot will do significant damage over time {check back on this issue in 10 years} but the greedy states care about nothing but money and their connected friends. And look how much they spend for treatment. More kids will vape or smoke it now it's legal and start sooner as well. And though vaping doesn't stink health officials are reporting an outbreak of serious vaping-related lung disease. The number of deaths is rising. A common factor appears to be vaping cannabis products, but unknown additives in all vape liquids may be the cause. And as more studies are done they will find that long term pot use is indeed bad for the lungs. Don't forget your I Love Pot button to add to your ragtag uniform. But I agree, do nothing at all about this, it's the liberal way. If the ghetto miscreants want to smoke let them burn up. https://www.drugrehab.com/addiction/drugs/marijuana/lung-damage/

12/06/2019 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fop needs to step up and change department policy to allow us to smoke that sticky icky icky.

12/06/2019 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori , educate the colored folks not to call 911 on baby daddy drama , teens loitering , smoking pot , selling drugs . As a 25 year Officer , I will instruct community members at CAPS meeting and when I respond to calls that our Mayor , States Attorney do not want arrests for thefts under $1,000 , pot smokers , dealers , parking violators in an alley or no city vehicle , They have no clue that our fine citizens forced to live with low life gang bangers , that make noise , want cars ticketed and towed .
can you say one term
you assigned a demoted commander that your IG wanted fired to Inspection Division .
Next copper that shakes down a drug dealer , new assignment Narcotics
fail to inventory guns , assign to a gun team or just promote him to commmander

12/06/2019 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t wait until some dumbfuck smokes off duty and gets launched. Don’t do it. You will lose your job.

12/06/2019 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you cite "open" weed???

Well first mistake is making a traffic stop but yes the driver can be cited. Any pot must be in a sealed container and not within an area that can be easily reached. Cite driver since the pot is easily accessible to him.

Or just stay fetal. That's the better option

12/06/2019 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because she does not want to be bothered when she is sitting on her front porch smoking a Blunt and drinking Scotch with her wife. Or maybe doing a Dobie in the back yard with Fr. Faker or Charlie Beck.

12/06/2019 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting............Waller transferred his wife from HQ to Mass Transit.....without a bid.

Guess he is paving the way for his exit.

12/06/2019 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It'll get to the point where CPD supplies generic Kleenex
and Metamucil in the bathrooms. You"ll have to carry
paper towels under the vest. They don't want manly shits,
they want bird shits. Next thing, they'll tell you to shit at
Starbucks.

12/06/2019 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just want to say that I agree with the posters saying that weed stinks. I enjoyed many nice highs in my younger days, but never got used to how bad pot smells. The smoke to me is far more offensive than cigarettes in public ever were. And the smoke/stench seems more potent & skunky than it used to be 20 years ago. I'd much prefer edibles.

12/06/2019 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It’s weed. Who fucking cares. And to the guy who said he can’t play in his yard with his kids anymore because his neighbor smokes weed, you’re so full of shit.

12/06/2019 05:44:00 AM

I fucking care! I was out raking leaves in front of our house and the people across the street were inside their garage with friends, laughing and giggling like a bunch of little kids, smoking some weed. It wasn’t long before the skunk stench wafted across the street. I had to go inside to get away from the choking stench. I guess this is going to be the new norm? If you have respiratory issues, your fucked....

12/06/2019 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Property taxes skyrocketing again go here first you could even check the neighbors get the pin number

https://www.cookcountyassessor.com/Search/Property-Search.aspx

Then go here look at your new tax bill:

https://cookcountytreasurer.com/setsearchparameters.aspx

Still no contract for the police or fire department teachers got that huge undeserved raise look at these Texas the mayor said she did not raise the city portion democrats are everything wrong society

12/06/2019 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ok so lets do this:
LL gets rid of Johnson:
What is to be done with the rest of the lying, cheating chumps?
Is Beck a puppet or is he to going to clean house?
LL, you have not address the issues of the LT cheating exam, when?

I agree, they should not receive another bump and should all go back to Sergeants

12/06/2019 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who grills at midnight ? Have you ever worked patrol on the west side ?

12/06/2019 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be prepared for the onslaught of overdoses, driving while impaired, and fatal traffic accidents. These politicians are in for a rude
awakening and weed is not going to be Chicago’s salvation but rather it’s downfall. Can’t wait until these marijuana dispensaries are
robbed and burglarized. Let the games begin!

12/06/2019 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So who made the phone call on Ed ? I’m running out of popcorn.

12/06/2019 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just let them smoke their weed. Why would anyone waste their time tith citing people for smoking a joking or huffing on a bong. Maybe that’ll mellow the scumbags out. Maybe Chicago will give out free weed next.

12/06/2019 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Can we smoke in the squad cars?
12/06/2019 07:04:00 AM
___________________________

Of course you can, silly. Just be sure to share your Blunt with your partner or maybe your supervisor. Sharing is part of our Chicago Values. Make sure the windows are rolled up snugly so as not to offend any anyone who may be drinking their whiskey at a bus stop, urinating on themselves and mumbling incoherently while waiting for the bus. Dude, Happy and Hazy Days are in your future. You're making us all "Chicago Proud".

12/07/2019 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez read the law. It says landlors can forbid it in their buildings.

12/06/2019 04:04:00 PM

Yes they can but they will also be thinking of the number of potential renters they will lose. Young liberals. And it won't make them very popular in Larry's progressive utopia. Conservative values don't play well in Cook County, Illinois. And Beck singing California Token on such a winters day. A new Christmas favorite.

Got to laugh at Fast Eddie and his Chicago Values statement now. Tell us about those values again Fathead Ed? Adultery, BJ from useless subordinate side piece, what else can they find? You deserve all and more you get you fool.

12/07/2019 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I can’t wait until some dumbfuck smokes off duty and gets launched. Don’t do it. You will lose your job.

12/06/2019 06:42:00 PM


----


Promise?

12/07/2019 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/06/2019 04:28:00 PM

Kitchen table with Gentleman Jack, but not too far off otherwise... 😂

12/07/2019 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Be prepared for the onslaught of overdoses, driving while impaired, and fatal traffic accidents. These politicians are in for a rude
awakening and weed is not going to be Chicago’s salvation but rather it’s downfall. Can’t wait until these marijuana dispensaries are
robbed and burglarized. Let the games begin!

12/06/2019 10:31:00 PM

Yes all those weed overdoses are gonna be a new epidemic....

12/07/2019 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So are we now required to check with Uncle Chuckles Beck and Groot before we enforce the laws or any municipal ordinance? Can I get a list of what is O.K. to enforce and what is frowned upon by this new regime?"



Here's your list:



Nothing.

Enforce nothing!

12/07/2019 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just go to your calls wearing a mask to prevent contact ingestion.

12/07/2019 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger Refugee said...

"How are my kids supposed to play in the backyard with the neighbors smoking next door"? "It’s bad enough when they do it inside their house in the summer & it stinks up the neighborhood when we have the windows open! What has this city turned into"?!?!


And how am I supposed to enjoy smoking pot in the comfort of my backyard while your kids are making noise? See how that works? Mind your own business and everyone gets along fine.

12/07/2019 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Refugee said...

"In Colorado the number of fatalities involving positive tests for marijuana has nearly doubled since recreational legalization in 2014, from 75 that year to 125 in 2016 and 139 last year. And drunken driving deaths had increased again to 171 people killed".

Do you think that the increase may be because the population in Colorado has TRIPLED? We have TRIPLED our population and crime is still 1/50th of what it is where you live. All of these people came here because pot is legal. Stop crying about Colorado. POt pays for roads,you pay tolls.
BTW, our cops aren't fetal. They are respected. They are backed. They still pull people over, ticket them, and collect fines.

12/07/2019 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should be allowed to smoke on PRIVATE property, being your backyard, porch, or balcony. Why even legalize cannabis ??????

12/07/2019 04:01:00 PM  
Blogger Refugee said...

Are you actually crying about someone smoking pot across the street in THEIR garage? "Choking Stench"? You live IN A CITY. That "Choking Stench" is just the life you chose or Gary, depending on the wind.
One of my favorite things about Pot being legal is that I can call up all the Jehovah Witnesses in my area and invite them over. When they arrive, I greet them dressed as an Altar Boy with a huge bong in one hand and a greased up 12" dildo in the other. "Welocome, welcome, I'm ready to be saved". When they call the Cops, I greet the Cops in the same outfit. They really get a charge out of it. Legal. As long as you don't light up the bong until you are back inside. Awesome.

12/07/2019 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dirt on LIGHTFOOT will Be out soon!! Just wait and see how transparent she is then!

12/07/2019 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not worth the back wash for these kind of petty arrests. Public drinking is best dealt with by not seeing it.

So is whatever people do at home that is harming no one else.

The lure of a safe and simple arrest is enticing but better to avoid them since no one else cares anyway.

12/08/2019 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take no action , say mayor does not want police to enforce laws
It will ensure she is one term
She wants criminals,welfare and illegals to vote for her
She is out of touch with working class
I forgot , she depends on deceased and people in nursing homes to vote , usually the ones that don’t even know they vote , preceint captains take care of them.

12/09/2019 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

How many Cops might be allergic to cannabis smoke ? What if they arrive upon a scene where there is heavy reefer smoke, and have an allergic reaction, illness, dizzyness, nausea, etc ? Will there be a spike in the Medical and IOD due to this ? Lung problems? Will they be supplied with breathing apparatus and goggles for prevention of burning eyes ?

12/09/2019 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

How many Cops might be allergic to cannabis smoke ? What if they arrive upon a scene where there is heavy reefer smoke, and have an allergic reaction, illness, dizzyness, nausea, etc ? Will there be a spike in the Medical and IOD due to this ? Lung problems? Will they be supplied with breathing apparatus and goggles for prevention of burning eyes ?

12/09/2019 01:50:00 PM

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read on here.

12/12/2019 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Who the fuck grills at midnight?..." I

Obviously never worked the ghetto, have you?

1/27/2020 07:49:00 AM  

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