Monday, December 09, 2019

How Dare You Stay in Shape!

  • Disturbing video showing a Chicago Police officer slamming a man into the pavement went viral last week and continues to be the subject of an independent investigation by the Civilian Office of Police Accountability (COPA).

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    And while [the officer] can be seen on cell phone video lifting a man off his feet and slamming him to the ground, CBS 2 Investigators found he is a trained mixed martial arts fighter, and videos on Youtube show him using similar maneuvers in the ring.

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    [Scumbag's attorney] Stroth also said he believes [the officer] used his MMA skills as a “lethal weapon” when he slammed Kersh to the ground.
If he used it as a "lethal weapon," then scumbag would be dead, right? In any event, any copper taking any sort of self-defense class like Judo, Jiu-Jitsu, or even Krav Maga, is potentially opening themselves up to accusations of being Mel Gibson - a "lethal weapon" just by the fact of their existence. Is the entire CPD Judo Club aware that Beck might be registering them all as "walking weapons"?

Not a word about criminals who spend years in prison lifting weights every day, learning how to manufacture and conceal weapons, and practicing street combat skills on a near daily basis. A cop who takes it upon him or herself to improve their odds of surviving a street encounter that goes sideways is the bad guy/girl for daring not to be a doughnut-eating, latte-sipping pushover.

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85 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another idiotic statement from another scumbag, bottom-feeder lawyer. We’re not all fat and out of shape (I am though).

12/09/2019 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the civil war begin already. This debating back and forth about sjw vs. patriots vs. whatever's is getting old.

12/09/2019 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s fucking bullshit.

Take care of your bodies, and train to defend your life.

12/09/2019 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department wants us all to be victims. It is cheaper if we get hurt or killed. This job is not all it’s cracked up to be.

12/09/2019 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well just for starters, I read here yesterday that the body
slam move is not only Department approved, it's taught
at the academy. So what's the beef? Is the officer
supposed to wait to determine the individual is not a
Richard Ramirez (bite your face off) type jacked up on
Angel Dust? Spitting in a cop's face is a VERY irrational
act. What else will he do? He hasn't even used his hands
yet. Or a weapon. Why give him the chance. People with
diseases that can be transmitted by bodily fluids have been
charged with felonies for knowingly transmitting them to others.

12/09/2019 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CBS 2 should be investigating Mr. Spitter.
An epileptic and blind in one eye, he was sent out for
Thanksgiving wine. And he was drinking alcohol when
approached by the cop. Epileptics can't have more than
2 drinks a day, otherwise they can bring on a seizure. So
the cop actually did him a favor. The whole story don't add
up. Past run-ins and this is the guy who says Grace? If he
is so religious, why can't he stop assaulting cops? And
drinking in public?

12/09/2019 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staying in shape and working?????? This officer definitely isn’t a baby boomer

12/09/2019 12:47:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

I can only imagine the fairytale some bottom feeding scumbag lawyer’d spin about the Keesing Bandits ‘Buns of Steel’ if he were ever accused of something similar.

12/09/2019 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bill (SB64) was introduced in the Virginia State Senate on 21 Nov 19 by the DEMOCRATS to ban instruction in martial arts, self defense, target shooting and a host of others. Google it or go: to guns in the news .com

12/09/2019 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shithead’s defense attorney will rip into Snelling’s ass when he’s called to testify as the use of force expert. LT Snelling will in turn rip into the officer’s ass. Bring lube.

12/09/2019 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a member of the "Mickey Mouse Club"
Not the Judo Club.

12/09/2019 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That incident is going sideways for a different reason.
Not good.

12/09/2019 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh...

Got a good "talking to" by one of the former
CPD "Control Tactics" instructors/expert witness
once upon a time after he spied a few of us who have
had prior training (Ju Jitsu, Hapkido, etc. and former military)
off in a corner comparing techniques.

He told us that the final arbiter of what Chicago Policemen
are allowed to use to protect/defend themselves are NOT those
experts on the gym staff but the Municipal Corporate Lawyer,
aka Corporation Counsel.

A-motherfucking-lawyer...

Who has N E V E R had so much as a junior high
shoving match, has final say over what/how much/
how hard Chicago Policemen can defend themselves
against mind-locked/stiff-dicked/hard-legged m/fers
who do little else but stand around all damned day
marching to/from the corner store.

As one 1960's old timer told us:
"Muthafuckahs got legs like IRON
and they're devoted to fucking you
up every chance they get."

Anyways...

Mistuh Officer Gym-Instructor left
us with this pearl of wisdom:

"Everybody defaults to their training...
If you're going to use the stuff you've
been previously trained with, you'd
BETTER use it within the confines of what
WE present to you and you'd BETTER be able
to JUSTIFY it because if WE are ever called
to court to give testimony as to what you were
trained to do to defend yourselves and YOU are
found to have done something outside of the
curriculum, you'll be on your own."

Understandable...

The fully formed adults get it...

Our first "WTF? Really?" moment came in a two vs.
many brawl in a CHA stairwell...

"Mistuh Corp Counsel can come here and show us how,
or he can go fuck hisself in da ass with this
"Only The Police Are Compelled To Show Restraint & Care" bullshit.

Fuk-all-dat...

Shit be real when EVERYBODY is tumbling
down them concrete stairs.

Some 25 years later, shit still hurts like hell
especially in the winter time.

We don't know what's being taught in the academy nowadays
but when we went through, when it came to control/defensive
tactics, we went H.A.M.

And on top of that, the instructors were straight up monsters.

Lots of big, strong and ornery natural
born back alley brawlers, military vets
and a few "nice quiet guys" who tried to
fly below the radar, that you just KNEW
deep in your heart not to fuck with.

Policemen used to be trained to knock
people the fuck down/out THEN the cuffs go on.

"Stop Play!"

No extra slaps/punches/kicks once the cuffs
are snugged secure.

Pick that ass up and deposit it into
a waiting squad/squadrol.

Wonder what the kids are getting nowadays?

12/09/2019 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is real. I was taught this before I was even a cop many years ago. My instructor told us that a trained martial artist will have their hands considered deadly weapons in court. Unsure if there is actual precedence for this, but definitely not a new idea.

12/09/2019 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if this asshole shit on a regular asshole walking on the block?— me thinks he would be in worst shape— but we wouldn’t want that to happen to a pillar of the communerty or to a future revrun

12/09/2019 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another perfect example that the New World Order is to get the police to not enforce any law. Let the thugs, rapists, and killers do what they want......is what the public wants. How many times do officers need to be told this!? Let the public smoke weed, do crack, rob and rape, that is the media and public's message to law enforcement! If they don't want this, there wouldn't be news stories like this. Chicago media is obsessed with Chicago Police 24/7, I've never seen such a sick obsession in my life before.

12/09/2019 05:00:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

All the men of the CPD should work out. Afterwards, their sweaty and glistening bodies will be ready for any confrontation.

I have to sit down now. I think I am getting a case of the vapors.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/09/2019 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officer knew MMA but Bernard Kersh knew marital arts too. CBS seemed to leave that part out of the tale.

Bernard Kersh is a master of drunken boxing and the ancient art of 'spit in face fu' which he learned from a wondering Tibetan monk who trained in the Himalayas for decades to perfect this ancient fighting style using the highest alcohol content booze found in the Asian world.

Seemed like a fair exchange to me.

12/09/2019 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A libby friend was talking about the video. I have not seen it, but he tells me of how the cop slams this guy down and "the guy is so much smaller then the cop!!! OMG" This guy hates cops because he's a child of the 60's, whatever that means.
I tell him that being shorter than the cop you spit on doesn't give you special considerations in what will happen next.
I told him that I was in my teens in 1968. I was taught "Don't FcUk with the CPD or the State Troopers. "

He shut up after that.

12/09/2019 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a lovely move.

he should be sent to the academy to train this wet behind the air media star we hire now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtrI1Xbne5w

12/09/2019 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This complaint about a "lethal weapon" relating to any person who knows marital arts or is fit needs to stop. Stupid lawyers and stupid community activists. That is a joke term which the media ought to stop reporting and reprinting.

If some dude who barbell back squats 650lbs or more (like a pro football player) with no formal fighting training gets into a tussle, is that man who is strong as hell a "lethal weapon"? Get the fuck out of here... Some people are stronger, some are faster, some are more perceptive. All this labeling of "lethal weapon" is silly.

Learning basics of martial arts does not make you some Darth Vader 'use the force' and harm others just by a look "lethal weapon". Such bullshit. Martial Arts training makes you physically capable, that is all.

12/09/2019 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you had to choose a partner:

(a) A guy who lifts weights and knows some MMA
(b) Some guy who sits hunched over and looks at porn on his phone all day.

Being able-bodied is not a liability but an asset. So it is for yourself and others who you might work with.

12/09/2019 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stopped working out years ago because I knew it would be used against me in court. Also, the officers of the opposite sex found me extremely sexy. Once I retire, I may start taking care of myself again. Nobody realizes the sacrifices that an LEO makes during omg his/her career. EJ slipped up. Don’t let that happen to you. If the parking lot of any police District could talk, man there’d be a lot of news stories there. #goodtimes. #happyendings. #ejnotthefirst

12/09/2019 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Complaints about law enforcement at times often stem from the fact the officer was too fast to resort to technology (TASER or firearm, beanbag round etc) since the officer was out of shape or just weak and could not just physically control some offender.

There is a big, big criticism ongoing that some lady cops might be too fast to reach for their firearm since they cannot hit or grapple down a stronger male offender.

Now the opposite... How dare CPD just put some drunk on the floor and not TASER, baton smash, shoot, chemically spray or get a net gun (ha, ha, ha) instead.

Seems like second guessing is a sport. No matter what you did, two months or two years later some committee will look at it and say your were wrong.

12/09/2019 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The officer in this justified use of force was on my Tact Team a while back. He is a good kid and is a trained MMA fighter. There is one thing that hasn't been mentioned. He is only 5'02"!!!!!!!!!! When you are that short and working the streets of Chicago you will need something in your back pocket to protect yourself. Nothing like the media only reporting half the story.

12/09/2019 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As some one with a martial arts background and been thru several UOF beefs/1983s, I can tell you that your martial arts training will be used against you.

12/09/2019 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't mess with Chuck Norris.

12/09/2019 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So MMA is racist now?

Surely no Latinos, no Asians, no Blacks and no Arabs plus others have ever trained and fought in MMA...

12/09/2019 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like CPD rather have an officer get hurt or killed, rather than be safe and alive. CPD sucks big time !!!!

12/09/2019 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so done with this job. I dread coming into work everyday.

12/09/2019 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My what a tangle web we weave I wonder if the lip queen will get fired for violating department rules, and lying to the IG about removing valuable information from the phone?

12/09/2019 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have never had a drunken p.o.s spit a hocker in your face,you cannot understand the rage that happens right now.there are a few po,s in Baltimore and NYC that will tell you.

12/09/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I wanted to protect myself from a further battery and I did not want to release the offender for fear that he might flee on foot."

Done.

12/09/2019 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I went through the academy I was taught to fire all 16 rounds. Class of '96

Retired now, thankfully.

12/09/2019 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you use any other means of self defense other than what the department trained you at the the academy you’re opening yourself up to “punitive” damages. Just saying.

12/09/2019 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Another idiotic statement from another scumbag, bottom-feeder lawyer. We’re not all fat and out of shape (I am though).
12/09/2019 12:05:00 AM

400lb club member?

12/09/2019 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the police who refuse to accept the “stay fetal” attitude are starting to have second thoughts.

12/09/2019 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the recruits and the public need to be told is that as a police officer there is a chance during your time on the streets that you will encounter an individual totally dedicated to permanently disabling you or actually terminating your life.

Confrontations need to be decided as quickly as possible in the officer's favor.

12/09/2019 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, it will all be about the Benjamin's that the lawyer and the shithead can suck out of the city..
Our esteemed mayor ought to fight this with all she's got.
Let her ask her knowledgeable security team what THEY would have done to Mr. Shithead if he spit at her, got close enough
to lick her face, maybe take a bite or two out of it, before they would get him off her, take him down, and then cuff him up!
Which is EXACTLY what this police officer did......no more, no less.

12/09/2019 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a leo.pro police northwest corner.we used to smoke our weed and drink our booze in out of the way places.cleaned up our mess.and if the police rolled up we had fear of them.and never,never,talk shit to the police or you might get a bop on the head or in bread basket.if you had respect for the officer,s,which we did,95% of the time you would pour out your booze,throw your weed to the wind and take your ass home.they were fair.they knew we were just punks and not bad kids.to spit in a Chicago police officers face is unimaginable to me.fuck that drunken crackhead,he got what he had coming.

12/09/2019 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great! Then my fat ex-husband has nothing to worry about. Except that heart attack thing.

12/09/2019 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous God Bless and Good Luck said...

Sadly, it's the level of force necessary to gain control over and neutralize the offender. Granted, I may have missed choke hold and bodyslamming day in control tactics. I get that you don't want some nasty fluids all on your face, and yes some nasty bitch spit at me from an upper staircase in a stairwell and was locked up without incident. But the force necessary to subdue the offender in this instance does appear, at first glance to be excessive. I would like to see ALL videos, angles, accounts before passing judgement. For them to strip his partner, could be more of unsafe practices, etc.

12/09/2019 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, any time you have anything that looks like a beef is coming your way, make an IOD and take a few weeks off! Work on the house, clean out the garage, go to your kids football/volleyball games. Back/ neck injuries usually work for this. If you catch any time off w/o pay, you're already ahead! Put in for Special when furlough rolls around, hopefully make time and a half. Or at least break even for any money lost!

12/09/2019 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris approved.

12/09/2019 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This officer should file a discrimination lawsuit. As they are obviously stereotyping him as some Kung Fu -Ninja-Killer simply because he is Asian. Fight fire with fire.

12/09/2019 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man this shit makes you shake your head! That officer did show great restraint. The only mistake he made was that he made the legal street stop. He and his partner will be ok but they will be going through the shit and no OT for at least a year. This job, mayor, Dems and the public doesn’t. give two fucks about you. Wake up lay low as possible. Do only what you have to because you’ll have a better chance to not be put in a position to protect yourself and if shit should hit the fan and you need to get down, well fuck it fight to win !! I will attend the fund raiser for these two officers! Maybe that scumbag while out on bail will spit on the right person and gets his head ventilated.

12/09/2019 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Chicago officer should be a teaching moment for the New York officers who did nothing when the assholes were drenching them with water

12/09/2019 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT but not really:

"Her Tires Were Slashed In Buena Park In September. On Friday, All 4 Were Stolen"

"This is what’s going to kill the city. I think this is a decent neighborhood. A lot of young couples live here but I have a lot of friends who have moved to the ‘burbs. I just recently had four friends move out of state. Everybody laughs about the big exodus of Illinois. It’s happening."

https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/12/09/her-tires-were-slashed-in-buena-park-in-september-on-friday-all-4-were-stolen/

12/09/2019 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring it on with the sjw, enough is enough

12/09/2019 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are rapidly approaching the point where the police will only be allowed to take reports and the citizens will be responsible for their own defense. Police can’t use force - according to the SJWs - and can only arrest people in proportion to the racial and ethnic makeup of the city. And the prosecutor won’t charge “people of color” and the courts release criminals on ludicrously low (or no) bond.

At what point do the police “look the other way” as the citizens dispense their own justice?

12/09/2019 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another idiotic statement from another scumbag, bottom-feeder lawyer. We’re not all fat and out of shape (I am though).

********

I almost spit my coffee out, Hahahaha!

12/09/2019 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’ve been teaching takedowns at the Academy since the Civil War.
Some recruits are better than others.
But this NewGroot Department wants folks to come out to the community with non intimidating wet noodle buttigieg arms.

All joe (a previously arrested police combatant) had to do was put the cap back on the booze bottle, handover his Free Gubmint ID and comply with the requirements put forth by the conditions of the Administrative Notice Of Violation.
Maybe they should teach this stuff in CPS K-12 daycare; Obedience and Social Etiquettes.

Active resistor consuming alcohol in a CTA shelter on the public way.
Probable cause and use of non-impact hold to detain before a protective pat-down but the combatant refused to comply and an non-impact takedown was applied to mitigate any threat to overcome a lawful arrest.
Where he landed was incidental, grassy knolls are scarce especially in CTA bust-out shelters.

This isn’t about take downs, body slams, MMA’s or even public morals.
It’s about how much can they settlement for.
This County and State will never entertain Tort Reform.
Rule of thumb should be no more than 10 times the average of the plaintiffs last 4 years of nongovernmental income or $300 whichever is greater.


Help Scuttle the SS COPA - Stay Slumped.

12/09/2019 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like THEIR words:
"A disturbing video..." WHO said it was disturbing?

"investigators..." who couldn't tell you of the exploits of Special Ed,
call police racists all the time, while the reporters, "investigators"
and media elite all live in the suburbs!

attorney said "he believes..." Well, opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one!

Take this times the local, national newscasts, "news radio" and reporters own social media crap, and you see they are preparing themselves for another move up the pole or another media market!

My guess is Special Ed is the specimen of Mr. 6-pack abs!

As we learned from Ferguson, Missouri, "truth don't matter!"

NOT ILLINOIS. Not LAW.

12/09/2019 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am a member of the "Mickey Mouse Club"
Not the Judo Club.
12/09/2019 01:29:00 AM

All house mice are.....

12/09/2019 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So my hands and feet could be "per se" weapons in Virginia if SB64 becomes law???

12/09/2019 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is real. I was taught this before I was even a cop many years ago. My instructor told us that a trained martial artist will have their hands considered deadly weapons in court. Unsure if there is actual precedence for this, but definitely not a new idea.

12/09/2019 02:28:00 AM
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I REALLY, really hope you aren't a cop.

12/09/2019 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marble mouth jackass Sr has bragged about spitting in the dinner of white folks
He doesn’t seem to assist female black victims that are kidnapped , raped by young men of englewoods
That be boys having fun
Loser looks sick as boobbie rush

12/09/2019 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous It’s all a farce said...

So the ‘security’ team for the recently deceased rapper were only charged with misdemeanors, because Criminalesha and her stooges refused felony charges. More cRook county values at work.

Riddle me this, the way the story was presented in the Tribune, it sounded like a federal investigation assisted by CPD.
If this is the case, then why not charge these people (or folks) federally? It was an airplane and an airport after all. If the G isn’t going to
follow through then stop wasting everyone's time.

12/09/2019 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad I just retired, Rialmo got Screwed.

12/09/2019 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Stroth is a bottom feeding asshole.

12/09/2019 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have these COPA members been given the complete recruit CPD training to qualify for their position......?? It seems like in order for someone to hold a person accountable they need to know what they are talking about.....

12/09/2019 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My go to move was always a kick to the balls. Fuck these motherfuckers. Let the civil war begin. I’m with that guy.

12/09/2019 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In today's world, the criminals are the victims, and the police are viewed as the offenders. Let the animals kill each other, let the general public have what they produce.

12/09/2019 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just watched the video. That was a great take down. I see at least one of those every week on LivePD when the bad guy won't follow lawful commands. Then the cuffs go on.

12/09/2019 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use the Use of Force Model against the city. It is used against us all the time. Do not assume the Corporation Counsel knows what that is. They didn’t know what it was back in the 90’s when Marsh taught it.

If he should be named in a lawsuit then he needs to find a hungry lawyer and go after every single instructor in the academy that taught him law, use of force, and defensive tactics. The city can not have it both ways. Either he was taught correctly, passed both the academy and State exam, passed his FTO, and has been given an assignment by his supervisors every day, or he was not. . The city does not get to train him and then simultaneous punish him through COPA after utilizing the training given. . If they should be disciplined then the officers have a case for improper training.

Thank you for still doing your job. The management does not deserve you.
Det. Tim Nolan (Ret.)

12/09/2019 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The BIG problem for the city:

These gangs unit guys ARE NOT issued body cameras.

State Law CPD?

12/09/2019 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rather then the City of Chicago paying out millions of dollars in law suits, the City of Chicago rather have the police officer get hurt or killed. It is more expensive for the City of Chicago to pay out millions in law suits.

12/09/2019 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot you are truly a worthless city mayor. You let this crap go on between the community, the media and the police. Your lack of knowledge, experience and poor decision making is this city down right dangerous. Ed Johnson was dumped on you by Rahm and you kept Johnson instead of firing him. You own this mess. Rahm is laughing his ass off, making more than twice as much as you peddling his bullshit expertise while screwing you with this hot mess. And let's not forget the surprise budget shortfall. You truly are a little bumkin from Ohio.

You talk about building trust between the community and the police. It appears to many that you are not trustworthy. The problem is your lack of leadership, experience and problem solving. Don't dump your mess on us. Madam Mayor you're the dummy that was fooled by the slick talking salesman from your own Democratic Party. You got bent over the table by the Midget. With such a poor record in only six months in office one can only wonder what other disasters you'll create for us. We don't trust you.

You screwed up the police department by allowing corruption, cronyism, merit promotions and playing favorites with certain of your bodyguards, condoning cheating on the LT's test and all the rest of your foibles. Your glowing remarks regarding Ed was another foolish blinder. We and you knew Ed was incompetent and corrupt. You worked with the Police Board and COPA for years.

Your very angry, vindictive and punishing on all of your perceived enemies particularly the police. Don't look at us, look to your liberal socialist Democratic friends - they are picking up after Rahm.

12/09/2019 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Community Members whine and cry about
coppers using "dirty" and "unfair"
tactics/techniques too...

If'n you do the fool...

And subsequently get your corns/bunions/ingrown toenails
smashed flat under the heel of a hard sole/hard toed
Boondocker Boot (Red Wing, Chippewa etc) that belongs
to a 230 poundish Policeman (who's kinda tired of enduring
your bullshit) while one of your good eye get slapped shut
and one of your sideburns ends up dangling like a burnt-up
curly fry because you thought it would be cute to put on
a show of mind-locked defiance/non-compliance/resistance,
then too m/fin' bad for you.

You'd just be a hoppin', black-eyed, funny-lookin'
m/fer at your bond hearing...

Other assholes in the bullpen say:

"Dayum cuz! Who happened to YOU?"

We had a special affection for those old monster
wagon-men who could open-hand slap big and bigger
men to the pavement unconscious...

"I ain't goin' so fukyawl..."

>Ka-SLAP!<

>THUD!<

>Little Woody Woodpeckers wearin' party hats
and flyin' around backwards while laughin'
and blowin' celebratory noise-makers<

>Sound of handcuffs being snugged in place<

"WAH! Dat wuz dirty! Y'all ain't even
give ol' boy a CHANCE!"

Fukdat...

Go back up on a door knob and twist
with that dumb shit...

"WAH! Poleece too quick to protect theyself!
That's RACIST!"

Officer Safety should be the ONLY consideration now.

12/09/2019 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You also see a lot of chases of live PD many do not end well which is why your no longer allowed to chase. Take down was fine until he hit head on curb. Just like Romalo who shot and killed innocent innocent by mistake, He got fired for it and I'll bet this officer gets fired for as well, called sending a message. But somehow the hard chargers don't want to listen. Drinking on the public way, give me a break.

12/09/2019 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirtbag lawyer is a dirtbag, news at 11.

12/09/2019 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so......theory of LL, the Sheriff, and the Cook County Courts.....hugs for thugs....anyone who doesn't leave is a fool

12/09/2019 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’ve been teaching takedowns at the Academy since the Civil War.

What was the 'emergency' Emergency as I understood was force that matched or exceeded the threat and no mention of weapon or other force used/displayed except "spit" so I understand the that motherfucker just did what reaction but the rules don't take that into account

12/09/2019 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Another idiotic statement from another scumbag, bottom-feeder lawyer. We’re not all fat and out of shape (I am though).
12/09/2019 12:05:00 AM

400lb club member?


I said I was fat and out of shape, not morbidly obese!!!!

12/09/2019 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not ok for a scitzophrenic to walk the streets disobeying police orders and spitting in his face. Not $urprised JJ got his mumbling face in the news over this. Of course, there’s a bottom feeding lawyer at the trough, too.
How does one determine a person is scitzophrenic with one brief encounter ? We are not diagnosticians. We aren’t babysitting these mental 24 hours making sure the take their meds. There’s never any personal responsibility, families blame everyone else for their misfit relatives.

12/09/2019 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My lawyer told me a settlement is always better than taking a chance with a jury. A Chicago jury would worry the hell out of me if I was on trial for J-Walking. It's the culture we now live with. The cure is to move to an area where the law is still respected. Where that is is up to you to figure out, I am not willing to share that information with you. To many ex chicagoans bring there Chicago Values with them when they move.
Only good thoughts for the Officer caught in the cess pool that Chicago has become.

12/10/2019 04:42:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

My buns of steel are well known throughout the legal community. However, I never kees and tell.I

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/10/2019 05:30:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...Officers of the opposite sex found me extremely attractive..."

How about officers of the same sex?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/10/2019 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few years back one of the players on our local judo club had reason to use his training while sitting in the back rows on a court day. Seems a member of the community had managed to get around screening with a pistol and decided to burst into said courtroom waving said Saturday night special. Said deputy had him flipped and knocked out before the the muttonhead, all 6' 4" of him realized the error of his ways. And yes, in real life bouncing a guy off the deck is a knock out. Especially when you don't let him bounce. Not bad for 5'6" Asian guy.

I'll take my chance with training

12/10/2019 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is real. I was taught this before I was even a cop many years ago. My instructor told us that a trained martial artist will have their hands considered deadly weapons in court. Unsure if there is actual precedence for this, but definitely not a new idea.

12/09/2019 02:28:00 AM
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I REALLY, really hope you aren't a cop.




Why? Because I shared what an old Muay Thai instructor told me ages ago? Sorry that offended you. Not sorry that I’ve probably saved your ass on the streets though. Apparently you’re a fragile one who doesn’t like words

12/10/2019 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
My lawyer told me a settlement is always better than taking a chance with a jury. A Chicago jury would worry the hell out of me if I was on trial for J-Walking. It's the culture we now live with. The cure is to move to an area where the law is still respected. Where that is is up to you to figure out, I am not willing to share that information with you. To many ex chicagoans bring there Chicago Values with them when they move.
Only good thoughts for the Officer caught in the cess pool that Chicago has become.


Did he also tell you he likes the settlements because he gets his money right away and doesn’t have wait for appeals process or the reduction of a judgement by a judge. That’s what usually happens and the judgement is reduced

12/10/2019 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jj sr , br panther both look like walking zombies
neither can speak , both mumble like they have a mouthful of marbles
marbles lost from head

12/11/2019 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This copper is the type I want patrolling my neighborhood. No shit taking ass kicking non fetal Police like we used to have. Give him a medal and a bonus and send him to the academy to teach the young how to do the job. It shouldn't be hard to find a spot with all the merit camped out there.

12/11/2019 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
This officer should file a discrimination lawsuit. As they are obviously stereotyping him as some Kung Fu -Ninja-Killer simply because he is Asian. Fight fire with fire.

12/09/2019 11:06:00 AM

Wtf, read a little before you offer an opinion.Hes a trained MMA fighter, look him up on youtube. I think you're the stereotyper.

12/11/2019 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I stopped working out years ago because I knew it would be used against me in court. Also, the officers of the opposite sex found me extremely sexy. Once I retire, I may start taking care of myself again. Nobody realizes the sacrifices that an LEO makes during omg his/her career. EJ slipped up. Don’t let that happen to you. If the parking lot of any police District could talk, man there’d be a lot of news stories there. #goodtimes. #happyendings. #ejnotthefirst

12/09/2019 07:12:00 AM

You're either a comedian or an idiot. You stopped working out because what? 🤣
Officers of the opposite sex find you sexy? Makes you sound like you're only interested in the ones of the same sex. 😸

12/11/2019 03:40:00 PM  

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