Wednesday, July 08, 2020

Next Up for the Blame.....(UPDATE)

Groot is blaming gun barrels via her tweets Sunday night. Any idea how she spins this one?
  • A man beat a 2-year-old boy who later died after he was brought to a hospital from the Bronzeville neighborhood Tuesday afternoon, according to police.

    The beating, which police characterized as a domestic attack, occurred in the 4200 block of South Calumet Avenue about 12:10 p.m. The boy was taken to Comer Children’s Hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to a police media notification.
  • A man is in custody after a 96-year-old woman was stabbed to death with a pitchfork Tuesday during a domestic incident in Gresham on the South Side.

    Another woman, 57, was seriously injured, according to Chicago police.
Unconfirmed reports have the injured woman as his mother and the deceased woman as his grandmother. With a fucking pitchfork.

Was it an assault pitchfork? Three tines or maybe four? Did it come over the border from Indiana?

So many more questions than answers.

UPDATE: Commentator claims someone got beaten to death with a baseball bat in 017.

That's impossible, because Groot and Crimesha and assorted "revrunds" have told us that bats aren't dangerous weapons. Ever.

Stop with the lies.

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99 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet it was the old white guy in the American Gothic picture that made him do it....

7/08/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pitchfork control

7/08/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all Indiana's fault, Cabela's in Hammond had a giant sale on pitchforks last week.

7/08/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pitchfork???!!!..... That reminds me of Duke Wayne sticking that big bearded dude in Big Jake... We could use John Wayne about now...

7/08/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like jobs for the Special Victims Unit.

7/08/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.. assholes are outta control up there in the shithole of Chicago. Bobby is still counting popcorn and Groot is prolly going for a pedicure

7/08/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess this monster thought he was down on the farm baling hay. What a prize specimen this one is. C'mon Beetle Juice, tell us again how this isn't who the monsters are.

7/08/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next thing you know, there will be a black thug sucker punching a 12 year old white kid who is just dancing on a street corner....oh wait......

7/08/2020 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF this should definitely be on the poster for the new social worker unit :)) sorry, tragic occurrence that's sadly becoming more common

7/08/2020 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read the news articles which said the man (who repeatedly punched the 24 month old in the face) has a history of mental illness. Let’s be honest - the vast majority of these “mental illness” individuals have “mental illness” due to THEIR FUCKING CHOICE to utilize and abuse drugs most of their miserable fucking lives. Yes, it’s of their own free will that they now have “mental illness” and I do NOT sympathize with them one fucking bit. Yeah, I do understand that some people do have mental illnesses that unfortunately they have not chosen, but many of these low lives are just permanently mentally impaired b/c of their own poor decisions. I see those choices no different than a drunk driver.

I wish we could bring back the death penalty in this criminal cuddling shithole of a state.

7/08/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May the child's soul rest in peace.

He is truly in a better place now.

7/08/2020 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hurry, call the social workers! Call the social workers! Call the.......too late!

7/08/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beaten to death, stabbed to death, shot to death, none of them are good ways to go.

May they rest in Peace.

7/08/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban the pitchforks! The effects of pitchfork violence. The pointy parts can harm you. Pitchforks must be made safer, with warning labels. ☹️💀

7/08/2020 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think the Dicks can clear these cases?

Maybe a couple more domestic horror stories like these and they can get the clearance rate to 10%?

7/08/2020 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More than likely that pitchfork was trafficked through the Hoosier Hoe & Pitchfork Pipeline via I-90. Keep an eye on those farmer’s markets coming from Indiana to petal their fruits & vegetables in Chicago. That’s just a cover, they make their money selling farm implements under the table. The three and four tines pitchforks were popular a few years ago. But with all the violence in Chicago people are buying the six tine manure fork or even the ten tine En Silage fork. You can really ventilate someone with that one. It’s like a shotgun blast, one lunge at the target and he’s got ten spurting holes in him.

7/08/2020 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What matters again?

I keep hearing it, but I always forget.

7/08/2020 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need more pitchfork laws. It's too easy for anyone to just go to a pitchfork show and get a pitchfork. They don't even do background checks. We must close the pitchfork show loophole. Lives are at stake. Won't someone think of the children?

While we're at it, let's make murder illegal, regardless of what instrument or acts cause the death. Oh, that's already a thing? Well then... let's just defund those murderous, racist police. What if they get ahold of pitchforks?

7/08/2020 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban gardening tools!

7/08/2020 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baseball bat murder in 017

7/08/2020 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are obviously Domestic Issues that would be better resolved through peace circles, de-escalation training, and social workers.

7/08/2020 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pitchfork is used for “pitching” loose hay onto a wagon or into a hayloft. It’s Long handle and 4 tines are thin, curved and not very sturdy. It’s unlikely that it was used as the weapon causing the now departed’s death.

The murder weapon was likely a spading fork. It’s much heavier tines of 3-4 and much shorter “T” handle are often used to break up soil and clay, and can often be seen used by roofers to remove old roofing material during a tear off.

It’s highly unlikely to find a pitchfork in an urban area like the one we are held hostage in.

7/08/2020 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And THEY wonder WHY........
Ignoring (and appeasing) crime only begets more crime.....we have thrown
BILLIONS of dollars into Chicago’s “communities”.......and what do we have?
We have murder after murder after murder, shooting after shooting after shooting,
Carjacking, robbery, batteries, assaults, looted and destroyed stores and businesses.
Terror on our commuter lines, people thrown on the tracks.
Thousands upon thousands of the “communities” children in DCFS custody.
(Though I guess the little one who just got beat to death wasn’t lucky enough to be in
DCFS custody......)
And now.....a 96 year old grandmother.....who has survived all these years,
STABBED TO DEATH WITH A PITCHFORK by her loving grandson!
Sure hope someone has the balls to show us HIS police record.....how many
times arrested? How many times did he walk free from his crimes?
And then, maybe just maybe, some news reporter has the balls to ask that mayor
when she is going to START BEING A MAYOR, and DO what needs to be done....,

7/08/2020 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The stray pitchfork,reportedly repeatedly pitched the victim. It is reported it is not known if the victim was the intended target.The judge released the pitchfork on a recognizance bond and ordered it to wear a inoperable pitchfork handle monitoring bracelet and not leave the barn.

7/08/2020 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait wait what happened to .............BLM? Either they do or the don't make up your fucking mind.

7/08/2020 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See this is why........AND YET YOU WONDER.

7/08/2020 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was surely a straw purchase pitchfork.

7/08/2020 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Petercat said...

Did he beat him with a gun barrel?

And if a man can make a stock for an AK-47 out of a shovel handle, I suppose a politician can call an assault with a pitchfork "gun violence".

7/08/2020 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously the pitchfork killer is Amish didn't take a Detective to figure that one out.

7/08/2020 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban pitch forks. WTF where does one get a pitch fork in the City? Those ghetto dwellers never cease to amaze. Kind of entertainment is a morbid way. What's next a hay knife killing?

7/08/2020 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy should be put down like a rabid dog. One to the back of his head. There problem solved. Next?

7/08/2020 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget John Wayne where is Bronson when we need him. Used to laugh at the Death Wish movies with all those bad guys little did I know it would come true. He was a real American hero because he showed us all what needs to be done. The time is coming my friends with the defend the police movement that you will have to be responsible for your own safety. Sooner than you think my friends.

7/08/2020 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man beaten to death with a baseball bat in 017 yesterday on Central Park.

All baseball bats to be confiscated.

7/08/2020 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because of the upper 90 degrees temperatures hitting the city this week (and month), I’ll blame Lightfoot for all of the over-heated, violent tempers and the increased amount of sunstroke hitting this city. Where can ‘people’ go to escape the heat since every beach is locked down, every city pool is unfilled and every the kiddie sprinklers in the parks aren’t running? Dashing through a sprinkler isn’t going to cool most people off, especially since lawn sprinklers were the last item that citizens wanted to get their hands on after looting all inner-city Wal-Marts, Walgreens and Dollar Trees the weekend of 5/30-31st (shh, shh!). Also, having kids on their front lawns enjoying a sprinkler might lead to more of Mayor Lightfoot’s Summer 2020 dead children numbers...

7/08/2020 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always advocated background checks for pitchforks.
Sensing impending legislation, the criminal subculture has
been proactive, flying under the radar and obtaining these
killing machines at garage sales and rural antique shops.
TV shows like American Pickers haven't helped matters.
It is not unusual for State Police to confiscate dozens of
these exotic weapons buried at the bottom of a seemingly
innocuous weekend antiquing trove.

7/08/2020 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Pitchfork Buyback Taskforce
-Gift cards for your pitchfork
-No questions asked

7/08/2020 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Obviously the pitchfork killer is Amish didn't take a Detective to figure that one out.

7/08/2020 04:37:00 AM

LMAO!!!

7/08/2020 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of a social worker, call a farmer for this case.

7/08/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a sad '1984' way, Cabelas has become the zoo for
a whole generation of children being exposed to wildlife
for the first time. Assorted animals and critters can be
found in their air conditioned natural habitat striking poses,
seemingly frozen in time. Is this our future? Is this the best
America can do? Taxidermy as a proxy for nature? How
about Cabella Deserts wherein the tots never get to see
the Great Outdoors? Is it any wonder these children go on
to lives of crime?

7/08/2020 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Driving Miss Daisy
Bobby Rush has always been a popcorn counter.
I bet you two cents to a nickle that those provisions
were liberated from Capitol Hill snack rooms, much
like Johnny Cash built himself a functional GM automobile
by working the assembly line over the years. Hell, some
hotshot Country and Western artist could make a mint on
The Ballad of Popcorn Bobby.

7/08/2020 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT I noticed something strange yesterday and this morning. I have news apps for ch 5,7,9, local Fox News and the scum times on my phone. I check the apps throughout the day and to my surprise there is no mention of any shootings having taken place in the city from yesterday as to the time of my posting. It appears the local media is no longer reporting on shootings in the city to give the illusion everything is all rainbows and unicorns in this shithole city. Lightfeet strikes again, media silenced.

7/08/2020 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F*cking insanity. Groot and company will have to really reach to come up with excuses as to how all these homicides are Trumps fault.

7/08/2020 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out with the old and in with the new.CORRECTION:out with the old and the new.beware good people,zombies with pitchforks have arrived.

7/08/2020 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ww.nbcchicago.com/news/local/woman-96-stabbed-to-death-with-pitchfork-in-chicago-report

Mayor Lori FightLoot said that in an "otherwise peaceful day for the 96 year old woman, the woman was forced to feel how her food has felt for the last 95 years". This is how we end foodism.

The mayor is pushing an ordinance to reduce the number of tines to one or less and is chastising Indiana for letting illegal pitchforks stream across the border.

The National Religous Amish (NRA)community is now deemed to be a terrorist organization by the Southern Poverty Law Centere for there rapant use of the weapons.

The Chicago Tribune is reporting it as a domestic incident rather than a gruesome heinous crime.

The Pitchfork festival has changed its name to the Farm Instrument Non-Tinary Festival.

7/08/2020 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as the City continues to provide free CPS breakfast and lunches, I don’t think the community really cares because Groot is keeping everybody happy.

7/08/2020 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gotta admit, "pitch fork" violence sounds cool and gruesome.

7/08/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dahleen Ganton of the Trib also know who to blame.....easy target

Police Superintendent David Brown saturated the streets with an additional 1,200 police officers. But none were there when Natalia needed them.

7/08/2020 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimesha will have these animals out with ankle bracelets in a day. Lighttloafers will blame Trump. Meanwhile the line keeps moving. Is it lunchtime yet?

7/08/2020 07:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The straw purchase pitchfork commentator just won a year's supply of my famous white wine spritzers.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/08/2020 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

Sure sounds like the community, the citizens, the voters or whatever you want to call them need counseling, classes on de-escalation techniques, classes on civil rights (right to life?) and federal oversight to straighten themselves out.

7/08/2020 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, they are Amish

7/08/2020 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot;
Forgive us for being confused but you spew so much bullshit that you’re all over the map.
First you blamed poverty for “ the community” gone wild. Now you’re blaming guns for “ the community” gone wild.

Hey Groot: neither poverty, nor guns themselves actually can pull the trigger on a gun...... but the thugs in “the community” sure can.
Quit ignoring the 1,000 pound elephant in the room.

7/08/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

"Black Knives Madder!"

Damn it! That ain't right, let's try again...
"Black Lies Matter"

Sh-t, I did it again Skippy.

Howz about one more time...
"Back Viles Ma...."

Oh, screw it! Nobody really cares anyway.

(Squad; 12-Boy)

7/08/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the guy that caught 15 years from a federal judge for shooting the grave of a convicted murderer. How about giving 15 yrs to the fool that shoots a live person. That will change the crime rate just by eliminating the criminal element from society.

7/08/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Hoe and Pitchfork Pipeline? Leave the Prostitution out of this! Cmon now, this is serious. Oh, not that kinda Hoe? I am so sorry!

In all seriousness, the violence levels in chicago can no longer be hidden by a bought and paid for media. Can we pull a donation drive to fund HeyJackAss web address for the next 20 years or so? You know, so there is no way the so called "mainstream" media can ever escape that massive spotlight on its plain undeniable culture of LYING intentionally?

7/08/2020 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter is the next First Deputy. This proves that Lightfoot wants to ruin the police department. Get ready for some rough times.

7/08/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First people getting killed by gun barrels, now pitchforks? Is Groot gonna outlaw all yard equipment? F#$k her, I’m packing my weed whacked when I go to bad neighborhoods.

7/08/2020 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole city is disgusting. I have 5 years left until I can pull the pin and I don't know if I can make it. The other night, laying in bed, I thought about saying f**k it and just walking away. What would make it better you might ask? A complete overhaul of the system. Foxx, Dart, Evans... gone. Anyone with stars on the collar, gone. About 25 aldermen, gone. Start from scratch and have a tribunal vet all candidates that wish to be leaders. Prove your worth and prove what you will do to make the city better.

7/08/2020 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larri don’t need to spin, these repeat CookCo justice involved murderers are the victims of a shuttered CookCo Domestic Violence Court and System, The States Atty, the feeble prosecutors, public defenders, the judges and entirely Toenail Prickwrinkle. Of course there’s still the useless, wasteful, corrupt IL DCFS that JB was suppose to “reform”.

Pitchfork, punch, baseball bat, wombat, it doesn’t matter it’s all eligible for Affordable Bond, 3-1/2 years BEFORE the Covid’s.

Hey Larri!
Got a dimmer switch for the murders and shootings?

7/08/2020 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to buy my 3 year old a toy pitchfork yesterday and all the tines had little orange caps on the end. Now I know why!

7/08/2020 09:48:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Just goes to show how creative these "folks" really are. When a gun isn't available, any gardening or sporting instrument will do. What's next? Getting smashed in the head with a tuba?

7/08/2020 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the person that said we need John Wayne now. Haven't you heard he was racist sorry.

7/08/2020 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:10 PM......looks like somebody doesn't like waking up at the crack of noon. Cranky.

7/08/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter is the next First Deputy. This proves that Lightfoot wants to ruin the police department. Get ready for some rough times.

7/08/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Chicago Cook County wants to continue to be MURDER CAPITAL of the WORLD just keep voting for Lightfoot, Preckwinkle, Foxx and the next murder might just be Your OWN!!!!

7/08/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This time it was the barrel of a bat. I think we need to outlaw all barrels. Even Crate & Barrel

7/08/2020 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With quiet purpose and resolute tread, America's "Baby Hunters" load their rifles and stalk the streets of our cities.

No need to hide in the dark! The well-engineered street lighting helps them "get the range."

Atlanta cops release video of suspect carrying an AR-15 wanted in connection with the deadly shooting of a girl, 8, across the street from the Wendy's where Rayshard Brooks was killed

* Atlanta cops released short video that shows a gunman carrying AR-15 near the scene where Secoriea Turner, 8, was shot and killed on Saturday

* The girl was gunned down at the Wendy's where Rayshard Brooks was killed

* Secoriea was riding in the back of her mother's SUV when they encountered an illegal roadblock set up by protesters and tried to drive through

* Gunmen opened fire on the vehicle and shot at least eight rounds near the spot where Brooks was killed by a cop on June 12

* Police say they are looking for at least four persons of interest in Secoriea Turner's killing

* The Wendy's turned into a protest site and was patrolled by armed individuals in the wake of Brooks's death

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8502207/Georgia-cops-release-surveillance-video-suspect-carrying-AR-15-Secoriea-Turner-killing.html

7/08/2020 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's all Indiana's fault, Cabela's in Hammond had a giant sale on pitchforks last week.

7/08/2020 12:17:00 AM"

"Land spreadin' out so far and wide!

"Keep Manhattan, just gimme that countryside!"

Sorry, couldn't help it. Its that or go crazy with this kind of thing. Again and again, this primitive, deranged horror.

What was it that mattered, again?

Paint it 50, 75, 100 feet high down the street. You still have no credibility.

Not when you claim to affirm life while visibly practicing and inflicting death.

7/08/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pitchfork is used for “pitching” loose hay onto a wagon or into a hayloft. It’s Long handle and 4 tines are thin, curved and not very sturdy. It’s unlikely that it was used as the weapon causing the now departed’s death.

The murder weapon was likely a spading fork. It’s much heavier tines of 3-4 and much shorter “T” handle are often used to break up soil and clay, and can often be seen used by roofers to remove old roofing material during a tear off.

It’s highly unlikely to find a pitchfork in an urban area like the one we are held hostage in.

7/08/2020 03:12:00 AM

Yeah, great technical point. The thinner, curved pitchfork tines are round in cross-section, tapering from the base towards the point. I would say "spring steel," a better-grade higher-carbon steel that can be heat-treated so it'll spring back, not so prone to bend or snap off.

The spading forks, right again. Much heavier teeth, square in cross-section and not so tapered. Cheaper tool might be sand-cast iron,teeth might snap, better ones would be a steel forging, pretty much take anything you give it.

I like tools also. All this tine, and I still will run into something I have to scratch my head and ask around or look it up. "What the hell is THIS one?"

Later we can do shovel vs. spade vs. scoop.

*

7/08/2020 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger Crusty said...

A pitchfork? Kim Foxx will STAND UP to John Deere!

7/08/2020 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - Stay off of Reddit if you use it. A policy update was posted by Reddit’s AutoModerator bot, which intervened in a conversation on the JusticeServed channel.

“We can no longer allow any posts, comments, or other content that shows a POC [person of color] as the aggressor,” the publication warned. Corresponding videos, news and personal stories, photos, police reports, and “any other form of media” will be considered “hate speech and/or harassment.” Get that they call it hate speech if you use any media reports, police reports or photos that show a minority as the aggressor. How Orwellian.

The announcement itself then disappeared from Reddit. It is nowhere to be found on JusticeServed and other accounts, but still available on the web archive. Probably due to plenty of backlash. This is what social media and tech companies do to control today. Upside down world. This story was on RT, wonder if any of the other media mentioned it.

Meanwhile in Spirit Lake, Iowa where something like 16 percent of the school age kids are white, school administrator, who is white, blames only whites for racist comments. Can't even escape this crap in some small towns.

7/08/2020 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think the Dicks can clear these cases?

Maybe a couple more domestic horror stories like these and they can get the clearance rate to 10%?
---------------
If patrolmen stopped these murders, there would be no concern for a clearance rate.

Idiotic logic right?!

Any murder is only as good as its witnesses and evidence. Knowledge, skill and ability mean very little in this system where the A.S.A.s are marching with the protesters on their days off. Do better on the next test if you want to give it a shot.

7/08/2020 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone who wants a pitchfork MUST apply to the state for an ID card

7/08/2020 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if a police officer witnesses an offender stab to death a victim with a pitchfork, then the offender goes after a second intended victim and the police officer shoots and kills the offender does that count as killing a “unarmed” victim by the police. Does the PO get charged with aggravated battery? Is there a CR number and years at callback ?

7/08/2020 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disturbing videos show a black nurse repeatedly punching elderly white care home patients laying helplessly in their beds’

I understand that the perpetrator was a 20-year-old RESIDENT - put him in with a frail 75-year-old roommate. Saw video feed, he is punching and punching like no tomorrow. He set up the camera himself, posted to web himself.

15 FBI agents will run to some garage over a piece of string. WHERE IS THE HATE CRINE PROSECUTION ON THIS?

There have to be hundreds more videos like this out there - a lot of staff think that violent racial assaults and sex crimes are funny, and that lousy phone is never out of their hand.

https://internewscast.com/cops-arrest-man-after-videos-emerge-of-man-beating-elderly-patients-at-a-senior-care-home/

7/08/2020 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what works, drum circles. Said no one, ever.

7/08/2020 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forensics matched.
FBI ain't seen shit of this magnitude since Bonnie and Clyde.

7/08/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barry Bond’s bat was on steroids.

7/08/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No dude! It's the racism! When all else fails, yell racism!!

7/08/2020 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody cares anymore. Most realize CPD and the City in General are just a big fuckin Joke. Mayor Lori Lenin Lightfoot, the childish Mayor/Leader of Chiraq, is nothing but an Adult child, who wanted the job, got it, and now can do nothing right, and blames everyone except herself, for everything. She needs to resign, Now. People are dying daily, from violence, because of her and her bad, dysfunctional policies. All she has successfully done since she has taken Office is made a complete Fool of herself. How she ever got this far is a testament to Affirmative Action, Educational Institutes that just pass Students who are stupid on, Diversity, Political Correctness, and the overall stupidity of the general voting public.

7/08/2020 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the superintendent didn't mean to say he was going to keep Chicago's homicides under 300. Maybe he meant he's going to keep it under 3,000. Right now he's doing pretty good job at that. With 368 homicides as of 8 JUL he "should" be able to stay under 3,000.

On second thought, maybe he should have said, 30,000 murders, instead. I mean, c'mon, staying under 30,000 murders is doable, right?

7/08/2020 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm exhausted from watching people die at the tines of the pitchfork.

7/08/2020 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Garden Tools Matter said...

So...

An old "hoe" and a dashing "rake" walk into a bar...

(Snicker!)

7/08/2020 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunpowder was invented 600 years ago (in China). Gun barrels are almost as old, steel gun barrels are about, err, umm, since the 1500s. If there were zero guns today, there could be thousands tomorrow and millions next month.
Does the genius think she can un-invent technology for the past 500 years?

7/08/2020 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old gang crimes north guy here
Hello.....pitchfork...obviously a disciple, maniac, black gangster etc.
Let’s narrow the suspect search to folks/people.
There in ends the lesson

7/08/2020 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry should look up Harry Truman. President Truman made famous the phrase "the buck stops here". you want to be the boss everything g that happens good or bad is on the boss. Lightfoot is a total disaster.




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7/08/2020 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Biden just said 150 million American's have been killed by pitchforks.

Go check, I ain't making this shit up.

7/08/2020 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again we figure out new barbaric ways to kill each other. Now even the Greek God Poseidon is a thug and his poor “ Yaya.” a statistic.

7/08/2020 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Green acres is the place for me!

7/08/2020 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



To the 2 posters above who draw a distinction between a pitchfork and a spading fork:


Your discussion is all very informative, but please stop using such an outdated and clearly racist term.

After all, we don't have a description of the attacker and as several others have pointed out, he might very well be Amish.




7/08/2020 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will now have to register all Baseball bats and pitchforks. With the new Dept. of Flogging and pointy interments.

7/08/2020 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what works, drum circles. Said no one, ever.

7/08/2020 11:59:00 AM

As a drummer, can confirm

Farm livin is the life for me!!

7/08/2020 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Farm living is the life for me!

7/08/2020 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's ironic, when Black politicians are anti-guns, when they have guns and/or guards. Also, White slaveowners used guns to capture enslaved Blacks.
The July 8th Chicago Crusader quotes Ald. David Moore saying the South Suburban Airport will stop violence. How is an airport going to stop violence? ☹️💀

7/09/2020 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Phuck Chicago, just give me that countryside.


7/09/2020 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Farm Living is fantastic.
Well, except for the non-stop back-breaking work you do.
But other than that it's friggen great.
(LOL)

7/09/2020 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This man was upset that they cancelled the pitchfork festival and took it out on grandma. I'm sure that we will be seeing some wine bottle murders on the north shore with ravinia closed all summer.

7/09/2020 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baseball bats are not dangerous weapons remember

7/09/2020 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it one of them military grade assault pitchforks? Did it have an extended handgrip? No one needs four tines to pitch hay!

7/11/2020 08:52:00 PM  

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