Prickwrinkle Profit
So after sixty shots were fired at that funeral, we realized there's a silver lining to this event:
- sixty shots multiplied by Prickwrinkle's .05 cent bullet tax, means the county made $3.00 from the shooting at the current rate of ammo replacement
Cook County is saved!
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
47 Comments:
The tax wrinkle. There is nothing she won’t tax! She is the root cause of all the violence. She messed up the courts, jail and the rest of the country.
Kinda doubt Crook County made any money on this as ammo is pretty hard to find around here lately. Must have bought it out of state. The preppers are stocking up for when the shit hits the fan.
Don't forget to police and recycle your brass.
Who buys their ammo in Crook County?
I bet they hit a few windows and car fenders too.
The sales tax from those repairs alone will be enough to pay for ... not much.
Nah, those were black market (can we still say that?) bullets from Indiana!
“I say good business, is where you find it.”
DICK JONES (Robocop, 1987)
Hope they bought those rounds in Indiana
Even the bad guys don't buy anything in Cook
Pricktinkle doesn't give a shit! Money talks.
$3 AND Chalkie gets to be used... WIN WIN except for the perps now taking a dirt nap... wait that’s now a WIN WIN WIN...
Any of the 14/15 die Yet? The funeral director was hoping.......
The body bag and casket manufacturers thank the Mayor for keeping their business solvent in these tough times. They are sending the Murder Queen a truck load of special solvent to help her try and wash all the blood off her hands. They sent the truck load so she can share it with Dart, Foxx and chief Judge. Some is also be given to firedepartment to help clean up the lood at all the shooting sites.
Perhaps with Toni’s ‘penny an ounce’ soda tax, she can increase each bullet to 6 cents. The Black Male Shooters might revolt, stop purchasing bullets or get their goods from outside Cook County. But, like Toni’s soda tax, the penny increase wouldn’t apply to low-income shoppers...
I have been trying to find any data on how much tax has been collected since the inception of it. Can anyone help out ?
Taxwinkle is sooooo happy she isn't in the hot seat.
Vallas is running against TP.
Senseless taxation. I’ll wager that $3.00 not one round was legally procured.
The only ones to suffer with these taxes are the law abiding.
Most likely crook county didn't make a cent because it was probably purchased outside the county unless they'll charge them when the are caught.
Dude is one step ahead,rumor is they are reloading.
Less money for the despots to steal or pass on to their cronies.
Does she issue a solicitation for donations to her campaign with ever get out of jail card issued by Crimesha?
Sorry. Those bullets came from the Evil State of Indiana. No tax for you!
However, there is...
Kees me you fool!!!!
But you are forgetting the "victims" are state raised and Uncle Sugar, or more precisely us taxpayers, are picking up the tab on their medical bills. So there goes our $3.00 out the window.
I’m now really pissed. I live in central Texas and virtually every store is sold out of handgun ammo. Wasted in Chicago.
Ach, but those unpatriotic dummies probably got their ammo in Indiana.
Foxx County, c'mon guys.
Lets not forget the Gun Tax. In addition, the Democrats HR5717 & Bidens tax would require licenses w fees, background checks with fees, another firearms tax, another ammo tax, and a tax on every magazine you have. God know what the state and city will add on.
Preckwinkle and Foxx own this year's record setting homicide rate.
Brought to you by the Cook County Democratic hypocrites.
So how many county commissioners will vote to defund police at the next county board meeting?
bullets that were originally purchased in Indiana. Not taxed by Cook County. Sorry for the revenue loss...
I hope the shell casings are given back to the ghettos to be recycled as that's part of the New Green Deal.
Guns and ammo all stolen or bought in Indiana!
... unless those were Indiana bullets.
The Chinese government bills the family for the bullet when they execute a criminal. Now THAT, is fiscal responsibility I can get behind.
the tax means nothing.. the criminals get their ammo the same way they get the guns. stealing everything.
Buy ammo in Illinois, that takes a FOID card so no $ made here, maybe Indiana.
Nobody buys ammo in Cook County.
Here's a suggestion raise taxes on coffins you'll make a shitload of money.
Hard to believe Taxwinkle would mess anything up, listen to her talk and she the greatest thing around!!! JUST ASK HER. She’s just like the rest of Illinois Democrats finger pointing FAILURES!!!
FYI discussions underway to raise the ammo tax to $1/round. County desperate for any new revenue streams. Beer and hard liquor taxes going to be doubled. Indiana, Wisconsin and Iowa retailers are loading up now.
This can't possibly true! Everybody knows that Chicago's gun problems stem from guns brought into the city from those bad neighboring states. I know the shooters are not geniuses, but they are smart enough to buy their ammo in Indiana when they are buying their gun and just before they buy their gas to avoid the outrageous Illannoy gas tax.
I know I do.
Why Indiana? Why not buy it somewhere in America. Made in America. What? Indiana is in America. Never mind.
OT - Has anyone else noticed major retail stores like target, lowes, and many others have signs up at the checkouts claiming the country is going through a coin shortage and that one should pay with either exact change or use alternative forms of non-cash payment. They are blaming this alleged coin shortage just like they have blamed everything else on the scamdemic. Just another step closer to a cashless society where if you are "bad" they will punish you by freezing your bank account and you will have to go through some kind of Orwellian style re-education or die if you refuse. 2+2=5
Guess I’d be the apex of a fool to ask those 60 rounds could be hoarded pre-2016 ammo, exempt from Prictaxation. Maybe even even tax evaded Indiana border crossing. There’s no cheap ammo left in all Crook County. What a waste if it’s that that ‘spensive JHP+P and nobody got smoked. No Sale. Remember that program was going raise $1 mee-lee-yun dollars for gun shot victim aid.
While anticipating the retaliation, Larri and Hashed are shitting bricks for the weekend again, while PrickWanker and KmmmFxxxxup are cool as cucumbers, no dead at the morgue and no felonies to deny.
Larri gotta add a need for commonsense ammo laws along with that new guns law...which she says we need...which she offered no clue or suggestion to what toughness might do the trick, being she’s a lawyer you know.
Then there’s her highfalutin census cowboy going about with wearing a ballistic vest.
Larri thought he was in the Coast Guard.
I rather have Periwinkle as Chicago's mayor than Lightfoot. But I would of loved Willie Wilson as Chicago's mayor out of all the candidates.
step 1:ammo tax
step 2: free the felons and don't charge anyone.
step 3: profit
If the sell ammo like they do NEWPORTs
somebody is makeing a 300% profit.
Hey budy, can I buy 1 round of 9mm
Damn, I could retire on an idea like that.
Gimmee a bottle of that bumpy gin and a pack of what I am. “Kool”. Yup
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