Stop Crashing Cars Already
At some point, these kids are going to have to be on foot routes, just to protect them from being suspended:
- Three Chicago police officers were hurt in a crash Saturday in Lawndale on the West Side.
The officers were traveling south in an unmarked car about 5:50 p.m. when, for an unspecified reason, they crashed into a building in the 1300 block of South Homan Avenue, Chicago police said.
The officers were hospitalized with injuries that were not thought to be life-threatening, police said.
Get well soon.
Labels: officer injured
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
55 Comments:
011 district tact flying in 010
Sfe & Speedy recovery to the officers. I always think of Brian M after Tamika crashed.
Now for silliness, wtf the stress of the job that serious you just all Thelma & Louise'd it into a bldg lol
Is this the new trendy way to go IOD....?
the supercop goofs will not learn until fired, criminally charged or both.
No one lets the kids drive in 019. Need stats on the past 5 yr car a accidents related to new hires...seems high.
Time to install engine governors on the cars.
Buy manual transmissions, they'll never figure it out.
Once upon a time, it was easy and affordable to be a driving fool as a teen, and a dirt biking fool, even before that. Thus, one had the hours needed to, hopefully, stay out of trouble by the time he was 21. Add a few years in the military, and the average recruit was well versed in keeping his car on the road, or at least in the right direction. Of course, this was when every 16 year old had a driver's license and a jalopy to work on at high school auto shop. Today's hard charger has more time on an XBox or PS-whatever than actual wheel time.
And it shows
"Unspecified reason":
* Pothole as big as the moon
* Stray mutt runs out
* Savage stumbles out
* Someone threw a brick/bottle/can of food at the cop car...
* Texting
* Car went nuts on it's own?
How many cars does CPD have left after the rioters burned them, stole them, jumped all over and tagged them, and the recent crashes? Maybe if it's not enough Groot or Prickwrinkle can use ONE car instead of a contingent...
1300 S. Homan is a treacherous stretch, you never know when some building is going to leap out and wallop you. Avoid that area.
Sounds like a cartoon here
Well look at the bright side they keep smashing up cars there won't be a any to drive to get into accidents in
Divy Bikes to the rescue!! Drivers should be given the choice of Summer Mobile on a Divy, or a foot post in eleven. I have a couple more ideas, wacky ones too, but I know that Groot has the blog read to her, and they might seem viable to her.
Harrison rangers had to join a chase that started and finished in 010. The car was originally taken in a vehicle hijacking and was being followed by PH1. No need for the grunt style wearing rangers to be in 010 or pursuing/“following” the vehicle on the e-way and all over gods creation. They were even told by an 011th dist sgt to fall back and give the vehicle space.
Morons
It's probably better that there was no specific reason they crashed into that building.
Harrison rangers had to join a chase that started and finished in 010. The car was originally taken in a vehicle hijacking and was being followed by PH1. No need for the grunt style wearing rangers to be in 010 or pursuing/“following” the vehicle on the e-way and all over gods creation. They were even told by an 011th dist sgt to fall back and give the vehicle space.
7/13/2020 03:21:00 AM
HAHAHHAHAH! YES!!
"Grunt Style wearing"... I love it. Well done...
LOL at the CPD driving ability. Do they pass a driving test or was license a merit gift? Make them walk or give them a scooter foot powered only.
Hurrying up to get into the next put-it-in-may-ass unit?
The goofs in 011 are gonna single handedly burn out the car supply for the city
Quoting Peter, Paul, and Mary: When will they ever learn?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Slick boys can drive much faster because they are unmarked cars and wear backwards baseball hats. Their cars are faster than the marked cars and I also heard they are indestructible and invisible. Idiot kids. Stop doing work. Especially the nitwits in 011.
Driving a motor vehicle on city streets. A lost art.
Were they on their cell phones??? I'm glad no one was hurt seriously. Now, Slow the Fuck Down!
Keep up the good work, I have Ford stock!
Sounds like a good way to get the rest of the summer off!
Remember the Keystone cops?
The city may as well put "governors" on the cars that prevent speeds over 40 mph. We don't chase anyone anyway so speed is not needed. Might lower the crash rate,
These crashes over bullshit calls or observations is going to lead to a major overhaul - watch. Larri isn’t going to be hiring next year, certainly not going to spend on new vehicles, parts and repairs will be idled. She’s bent on reform and defund.
I remember back in mid ‘80’s fresh recruits were teamed up after their very short FTO (8-10 wk) period. The eager beavers were chasing everything and were crashing cars all over the place. The Dept had to amend the G.O. to not allow PPO’s to work alone or in pairs.
It’s one thing to stave off serious injury, but the legal and financial ramifications can always a be just as harmful.
Five year OTJ and min 30 YOA to get a vehicle or a 30 mph maximum acceleration governor.
Rascal 12volt tricycle scooters?
I remember the Dept Segway craze, who many injured trying to learn that method of conveying?
Foot patrol for a Period would be minimum penalty, but I like the Divvy thing...with a basket and a bell, maybe streamers too.
Stay Safe - Buckle Up
Now that's how to get the summer off!
Great job!
Don't car chase, don't foot chase, don't stop anyone(racial profiling),just answer the radio and go to your calls. Be safe and God Bless!
Some copper's NEVER learn!!!!!!
All you had to say was car crash and I knew it was the 011th district tact team. Will you goofs stop getting involved in car chases, crashes, and shootings already. Enough is enough fuck Cato he’ll let you burn. Stay fetal, go back to the watch, and collect your check Skinny jeans and backwards baseball hats aren’t worth your life. 💩
SUV's are trucks, they have a higher center of gravity than cars and are NOT designed for chasing and have a higher risk for rollover. Get that in your head!
Put a “ governor” on the cars.... can go more than 45mph
Multiple combat tours,(7) never got hit. I was injured in a vehicle accident. I just told the jagoff driving the lead vehicle to slow the fuck down. He crashed, I had to take evasive action in an overloaded ammo truck. 6 surgeries and a decade of not being able to work, I'm still paying for that jagoff's actions. Don't fuck your buddy. Drive defensively. You ain't Steve McQueen.
Start making these Ritalin-Head, ADHD, Call of Duty/
Grand Theft Auto playing, ants-in-their-pants, never taught
to STFU-listen to elders/hold still adrenaline junkies
PAY for the cars they're wadding up in the name of being
hard-charging, fast-driving "Fillmore Rangers."
Once they see a few of their litter mates made to work
two years at half pay for EACH car they stupidly/negligently
/wantonly tear up, this vehicle chase silly shit would cease.
"WAH! You old dogs had YOUR fun and now you're
shitting on US for no good reason! F/U and retire
to all of you guys!"
...Is what they say.
How mind locked and fucking HARD HEADED
can one aspire to be?
Perhaps when you walk around with your
head stuffed full of shit that just ain't so...
Adult Children turned loose upon CPD
and the world.
Who/what is raising them and giving them
life instruction in the time before they
zip through an intersection at 100+ mph?
Maybe they're under hypnotic seizure due
to the Blue Lights and siren?
>Smoldering Ford Explorer in CPD livery
being pulled out of a building<
Sgt:
"WHAT, in Harry Hall's HELL happened here?"
CPD Speed Racer:
"Wuuhhhhh! >SOB!< I... IDUNNO!"
Even with the lights on sirens on,I always slow down at all intersections and I look to the left and to the right, then I proceed with caution.
When I was coming up I listened,respected,and more often than not followed a old timers advice on any job I had and things went a lot smoother.
Fucking gen x'ers, they don't know what "no" means and they think that picking up the phone and bawling on facebook will solve their problems. There isn't a creature walking on this planet with 2 legs with a tin star on their chest that can do whatever they want without repercussions.
Stop fuck'n chasing...what part don't you fuck'n understand?????
7:28 AM
Kinda makes you wonder if they were chasing the dragon,
right? Maybe they were blasting Motörhead and bomping
out to Lemmy. These young kids nowadays. Shame on them.
Treating city vehicles like bumper cars.
Hey gels, remember bumper cars?
When will you ever learn...don't chase!!!!
The lights! The siren! The power of the engine! WOW! Silly reckless kids.
Put a “ governor” on the cars.... can go more than 45mph
AMEN!
All the 011 district cars max speed 40mph. Just fast enough to maintain max speed limit in the city. That’ll teach these morons not to chase a goddam thing. Theres so many cops in that district they roll 15 cars deep to a bs domestic. Plus 3 sergeants on top of that. Couldn’t believe it when I saw it. What a waste of resources. But the city still does nothing about it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is this the new trendy way to go IOD....?
7/13/2020 12:20:00 AM
Disability Jackpot!
Hey, "Fillmore Rangers!"
88mph to spool up the "flux capacitor"
in those Explorers in order to make
the fun shit happen.
Stupidintendent Dallas "Doc" Brown said so...
>Flash! Zip! POOF!<
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Keep up the good work, I have Ford stock!
7/13/2020 09:14:00 AM
Haven’t you heard? Some Ford employees complained about making cars for police, and asked Ford to stop.
Fuck Ford, I will never buy one, I’d rather walk.
Fuck these new guys no more fucks to give
Damned fools don’t even have self respect.. they have to fuck it up for everybody.
Only in a 10-1!!! SLOW YOUR ROLL BOYS & GIRLS! IT'S BETTER TO GO HOME THAN TO A HOSPITAL!
Just like in 006, lights and sirens all day.
Anonymous said...
Fucking gen x'ers, they don't know what "no" means and they think that picking up the phone and bawling on facebook will solve their problems. There isn't a creature walking on this planet with 2 legs with a tin star on their chest that can do whatever they want without repercussions.
7/13/2020 05:01:00 PM
What planet are you from? Gen X is the older crowd on this job! Ie 40 to 55 year olds Have another drink buddy.
NOT CPD, but here goes:
Back in the 90's, I was a lateral transfer to another police department that paid a little better than the one I worked for. One night, I was riding around with my FTO, and he gave me a bunch of shit about how I was driving. I was an experienced officer at that point, so I told him I knew what I was doing. He got pissed, and made me pull over and drive, leaving me to ride shotgun while he drove.
About 10 minutes later, I mean not even TEN FUCKING MINUTES LATER, he ran the car into the side of a dry cleaner's building.
"Sorry, Mark, guess I shoulda been running into buildings and you'd like my driving. I get it now!" and the reply, "Fuck you, man!"
Wonder if that was the deal here...
Weird story dude. I wished I understood a word of it.
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