Saturday, August 15, 2020

Lootfoot?

From a number of readers


Early Christmas shopping.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just gettin some bread.....

8/15/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grootin and Lootin!

8/15/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha!!!! Priceless!

FUCK YOU lightfoot

8/15/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much as we don’t like Mahogany Head, he has been dealt a hand, that even with his years in law enforcement, he recognizes that there is no solution to the problem, without the political willpower to change the progressive agenda that has a death grip on Chicago.

The dwarf has no idea of how to handle the social unrest and crime/shootings. She and the rest of the progressives have finally backed themselves into a corner because of the demorat progressive agenda, which they have been promoting for decades. The funny part is the demoRats expect the minorities to abide by the rules of progressivism not realizing the minorities have their own rules of conduct after being slaves in one form or another of demoRats for over 200 years. Ain't that hard to figure out. But apparently demoRats are too ignorant to figure it out.

8/15/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ChickenFoot gots a new Samsung and blueteef

8/15/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Beetle Juice got a sale foam.

8/15/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, Lightfoot doesn't bother with this penny ante looting. Lightfoot and the Chicago Machine go for the big bucks, the Billion Dollar Payoff.

Chicago is no longer in the skim a little; and keep the scam going phase,
Chicago and Illinois are in the bust out phase.
Soon, the Loot it all, steal the pipes and wires phase.
After that is the burn it all down phase.

Except there is no fire insurance to collect.
The only reason to burn it down is to garner sympathy.
Chicago will get NONE.

8/15/2020 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look to the right side of the photo.

That is Chicago's future.

STORE FOR RENT

8/15/2020 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Governor FATSO HYPOCRITE does his Friday Presser before fleeing to his Horsey Estate in Wisconsin and he tells the good citizens of Illinois that if they dare cross the border and go to Missouri they will be putting their families and the State of Illinois in great danger.On his way out the door he reported another phony 2200 positive COVID Tests in preparation for the September 1st LOCKDOWN of the State.

8/15/2020 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't put my thumb on it but what do all of those pictured marauders have in common?Looks really dark outside that Verizon Store.Maybe they can share the For Rent sign with their next door business neighbors.

8/15/2020 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the Groot-Boot-Loot-Scoot reparations discount extravaganza!

8/15/2020 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you hear me now? It is the Verizon Surprizon 4 hour blowout sale! Grab them while they last!

8/15/2020 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Gran Torino said...

You all already know Lori's other said names...Groot..Beetlejuice etc. Besides looking like a stunt double for a zombie in the walking dead series. With that high forehead Lori is sporting... I'm going with Klingon from Startrek. Thank you for the laughs Second City.

8/15/2020 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This picture is hilarious and really says it all!! Hey FOP, can we get this picture on billboards across the city??? Especially near the state borders so we can welcome everyone to Illinois and Chicago???

8/15/2020 05:06:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I knew it!!!!

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/15/2020 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charge of the Lightfoot Brigade

8/15/2020 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Notice that the empty storefront with the large “store for rent” seems to be undamaged.
This is how the city plans to stop businesses from being looted. Just close all the businesses.

8/15/2020 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope that task force nabs that one. Wishful thinking the task force will nab no one. All talk and absolutely zero results. The powers that be do not want anyone punished for the RIOT. They call it looting can't even say it was a riot. Surprised they haven't referred to it as peaceful looting.

8/15/2020 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So with Downtown closed will the Ryan march be going south. Didn't think so and can't wait to see what happens when they demand access to downtown area today. Could get real ugly in a hurry. But she has a plan we are told. Ha ha ha.

8/15/2020 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont't believe this picture is real at all. Groots clothes fit and they arent 3 sizss too big.

8/15/2020 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know she "gots to get hers". Its free...free...free

8/15/2020 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Early Christmas shopping.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness

Aldercreature Taliaferro must be out of snacks, that slob provides a lot of shade for groot loot...

8/15/2020 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. Saving this one.
Pancake mix, couple boxes of raisin bran and a 4 pack of TP.
Got her staples and still pissed off they ain’t got no plastic shoppin bags.

8/15/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gathering signatures for her re-election campaign.

8/15/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The company that makes chia pets should consider a lightfoot chia pet.

8/15/2020 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not like any of these community looters are going to get ahead in life with the items they stole. Sure they might make a quick selling stolen property on Facebook or on the street corner. The reality is they will not be investing money into there own neighborhoods, children, or their own bank accounts at all.

8/15/2020 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the DWARF, got her a new phone?

8/15/2020 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we sure this is photoshopped? I mean, would anyone be that shocked if it wasn't?

8/15/2020 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not very accurate. She's a lot shorter in real life.

8/15/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like this Mayor either, but that is pretty unfair--let's not go down to the other side's level.

8/15/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like this Mayor either, but that is pretty unfair--let's not go down to the other side's level.

8/15/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That can’t be her. The Real Groot’s head is much larger.

8/15/2020 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong! Groot and Beetlejuice are classics, but Lootfoot takes it! Literally!

8/15/2020 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cue the smallest violin in the world. Parents taking a chance, as everyone knows blacks are hunted down everyday by those awful racist cops, but got to risk it to feed their families. As you see them all loading up on bread and other necessities to keep from starving. It's only property, they got insurance. And Groot thought Verizon made Italian bread.

8/15/2020 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori light fingers

8/15/2020 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori lightfingers

8/15/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Blogger CoolRich said...

Why on earth would you steal a cellphone? How do you plan on activating it?

But, I guess if you had good impulse control and mature decision making skills you wouldn't be out grooting, er, looting.

8/15/2020 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemmings.

8/15/2020 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THe best is the store for rent sign next to the looted store........ wow

8/15/2020 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Mask, on the shame of it all

8/15/2020 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Lootfoot??

8/15/2020 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reply to; Anonymous Anonymous said...
This picture is hilarious and really says it all!! Hey FOP, can we get this picture on billboards across the city??? Especially near the state borders so we can welcome everyone to Illinois and Chicago???

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Plus, she’ll be great advertisement for the newest event, The Chicago Lootery.

8/16/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see this photo and it makes me think of the infamous alderman Dorothy Tillman’s comments about south & west side youth who were (and still are) coming downtown to be problem children. (tried and failed to find the audio). Something about those children “don’t have any money”.... “coming downtown and going WINDOW SHOPPIN’!!” Dorothy did have an amazing collection of hats, though.

8/16/2020 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can stop the looting by closing and emptying all the stores, they stopped all the statue protesting by removing all the statues.
Just like child proofing a house? What a wonderful world......

8/16/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock her up lock her up....

8/16/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lootin clown on the move!

8/16/2020 10:28:00 AM  

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