Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Newspeak!

1984 is a dystopian novel, published in 1949 as a warning of "the consequences of totalitarianism, mass surveillance and repressive regimentation of people and behaviour..." At least, most sane people see it as a warning - democrats and leftists see it as an instruction manual.

In the novel, the regime invented "newspeak," a language created to limit critical thinking and through that personal identity, self expression and free will. One of our hilarious commenters obviously studied the book extensively and re-wrote the explanation of the Oak Street shooting thusly:

  • Lets get the facts straight- A young man was in the wrong place at the wrong time ( inside a closed retail store at 4 am) This community activist, arrived at the location in one of several vehicles borrowed without owners consent. After finding a suitable parking place within above mentioned retail store, this community activist assisted several others in relieving inventory and overstuffed shelves of merchandise. This activist felt it necessary to use force and gunfire to convince officers not to impede their work. Upon ventilation of said activist, he was abandoned by his coworkers and transported for medical treatments. Not to worry- while being treated, lawyers were notified to assist the medical staff. A personal injury case was filed in a timely and expedient manner. It is clear, despite protestations of the Police Superintendent, efforts to de escalate this incident were lacking. It was later learned an officer was slightly injured but is expected to return to work immediately after his 30 day review expires. 

We're going to have to try our hand at this for the next press conference held by Larritorious and his "merit" minions. We figure to get our practice in before the 2024 DNC and the associated BS.

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The temptation to cut and paste will be daunting.

Resist it.

1/10/2024 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is actually more informative then most news stories (main and alternative).

1/10/2024 12:58:00 AM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

If you want to speak larritourious, just ad UM after every other word. In no time you too can be a expert linguist like him

1/10/2024 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most people are leaving chicago who understand what’s happening. In five years it will be just criminals living here and people getting all the freebies.

1/10/2024 03:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!

Looking forward to SCC using newspeak in the near future!

I think we should all learn this language. (Just like we should encourage our kids and grandkids learn Chinese. Because they will be in a better position when they take over the US 20, 30 years from now. You know I’m right!)

1/10/2024 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT somebody speaking the truth and he’s on a district police council

Ephraim Lee: Chicago leaders turn away from who is doing the killing in Black communities

https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/commentary/ct-opinion-chicago-violence-offenders-race-20240110-dztvt3khqnbyrfhsbcn7phpw44-story.html

Ephraim Lee is a Chicagoan and a member of the council for Chicago’s 2nd Police District.

1/10/2024 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old School Creative writing 101...Excellent job. A+

1/10/2024 07:26:00 AM  
Blogger Mark2462 said...

First and foremost, I hope and pray the officer recovers quickly.
Second- I am honored and humbled to be recognized by what I feel is the world's finest and funniest blog. The comments from the cops who actually work the streets are world class comedy and bring me back to the days of my childhood listening to great stories from generations of family cops. Four generations of Chicago Police is in my DNA and I proudly speak of this often. Please be safe. Please be careful.

1/10/2024 07:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

It seems to meet with Democrat approval.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/10/2024 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done

1/10/2024 08:02:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

That commentator could freelance at SSC after he retires. Kinda like those newspaper columnists from yesteryear.

1/10/2024 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger 30 pending and what said...

If you want to speak larritourious, just ad UM after every other word. In no time you too can be a expert linguist like him

1/10/2024 02:13:00 AM
Words mean things and larry has no words with meaning!

1/10/2024 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

Responding to Anonymous @ 03:15 AM...
Most people are leaving chicago who understand what’s happening. In five years it will be just criminals living here and people getting all the freebies.
***********

Don't be so sure. There are lots of Democrat "true believers" still sticking with Chicago and all its crime and disfunction. To them things are going well {snicker}. I don't understand it but they keep building high-rise condos downtown and in the South and West Loop. They wouldn't be building them if they couldn't sell them. The Free S*** Army, pear-shaped hipsters and delusional Boomers are all over this town (and they all hate the police of course).

1/10/2024 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fodder for a bullshit bingo page!

Systemic Racism
Disinvestment
Food Desert
White Privilege
Critical Race Theory
Economically Disadvantaged
Equity
Diversity
Inclusion
Undocumented Migrants
Temporary Shelter
SNAP
City-Run Food Page
Illegal Guns
Assault Weapons
Consent Decree
Bump Card
ISR
Blue Cards
2 yr TSSSSS survey
Conehead
Prickwrinkle
Safe-T Act
Restorative Justice
Peace Circles
Violence Interrupters
Sparklefarts
9.5 Digit Midget
Groot
President Roomba
Border Crisis
Participation Trophy
St. Floyd
BLM
Antifa
WuFlu


Get your daubers out people! Let's get ready to BINGO!

1/10/2024 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be so sure. There are lots of Democrat "true believers" still sticking with Chicago and all its crime and disfunction. To them things are going well {snicker}. I don't understand it but they keep building high-rise condos downtown and in the South and West Loop. They wouldn't be building them if they couldn't sell them. The Free S*** Army, pear-shaped hipsters and delusional Boomers are all over this town (and they all hate the police of course).

1/10/2024 03:14:00 PM


Where comes the money for these projects?


1/11/2024 08:50:00 AM  

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