World Ended Eight Days Ago
Follow the science! (until the science is proved to be observable bullshit, then you just clean up your twitter feed and keep on grifting for money):
On Saturday, Jack Posobiec posted a screenshot of a now-deleted 2018 tweet from Greta Thunberg, which linked to an article predicting humans would go extinct by 2023 due to climate change.
"A top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years." Thunberg's post read from 2018.
We just looked out the window and....yep....world is still there.
And then we got this in an email about paper straws:
Some paper and bamboo straws contain so-called "forever chemicals" that could make them a less-than-ideal alternative to plastic, researchers have found.
Scientists in Belgium recently tested dozens of straws from supermarkets, retail stores and fast-food restaurants in the country, and found that the majority contained PFAS — a family of synthetic chemicals used in the manufacture of consumer products because they can resist stains, grease and water.
So instead of plastic straws, now we have paper straws, sealed in plastic, that dissolve in our drinks and taste like crap, leeching cancer-causing chemicals into our bodies and environments. And don't even get us started on EVs, windmills and solar power. The Twenty-first century is turning out awesome, one grift to another.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Grifting.
A profession old as the stars.
Or at least as old as the human species has been.
You vill own notzing and you vill be happy! -Klaus Schwab. STOP the Great Reset!
Um uh shouldnt they run those tests B4 they sell them to the public? I thought that was a thing guess not.
Talking about banning plastic straws take a ride down the old Rt 66 starting in Illinois all the way to California and see all of the pieces of rubber that fall off the recap truck tires . The trucking company lobby puts more grease in to the Democratic crongress benefit accounts and no one worries about the damage to the environment from the pieces of truck tire littering the road sometimes every 30-50 yards.
Using the recaps saves the companies millions every year and the reused rubber can ruin the land for the next 100 years.
Top scientists say there is no such thing as climate change. All a hoax.
But the Dems listen to a child actor in a the UK.
Know what’s going to reduce climate change? More taxes! Lol.
The same politicians and celebrities (same thing) screaming climate change are the same ones who fly in leer jets everywhere they go. Fleets of SUV’s escort them around.
It’s a hoax. Don’t feed into it.
Prepare for more taxes more restrictions and hearing more lies about fossil fuels. Oil is a self generating mineral. There are no fossil fuel.
Tesla’s work would have provided free energy forever.
Cars can run on water and get triple the miles to gallon.
Remember, people (folks) - the carbon they want to reduce is us.
Climate alarmists are so full of shit, that its up to their eyeballs.
Publish this same post next week when the Polar Vortex hits Ch-Ch-Chica-ca-ca-ca-go-go.
Heads up! The Police Lobbies are going to be Standing Room Only!
“How dare you?” - Greta Thunberg
Greta’s mom has arms comparable to Montez Sweat or the Supt. Definitely a psyop for the masses.
It's all just to help us adjust to less.
AI will render most of us useless eaters. It's the Chinese century. We passed the baton to them. The US no longer requires lots of cheap energy or so many human resources.
The reduction is underway.
Greta Thunberg is now an adult and still working the grift that her parents set up for her. Her facial features and demeanor indicate fetal alcohol syndrome. Her mother was boozing it up during the pregnancy.
Ted Danson said something similar 20 years ago but no one in the media will address the lies.
Btw, Greta is homely.
I'm sure St. Greta will be at the DNC...to much press not to.
Hopefully she'll get a tour of the hoods and introed to Dude inc. and the green agenda...
It is total insanity how people listen to this punk kid but she is propped up by George Soros and the 2030 agenda where they want to change everything read up on it look up agenda 2030 do you wanna see what the powerful wanna do is read it it’s not tinfoil hat stuff. It’s the truth and we let them do this with the people know it’s all about dictator ship and power. Even in this city think about it the people don’t want all the illegals here, but yet we are forced to have them because the mayor does not listen. The governor does not listen. No one listens to the world other people then again it’s a blue state Democratic controlled. What is it number three number two in people leaving the corruption filled lawless State.
I thought the world ended in 1991?
Or was it 1995?
1997?
1999?
2000?
After that, I just turned out the apocalyptic predictions. We didn't drown, or roast, or freeze, or run out of oil, or gas, or clean air, or food.
Although, I am thinking our own societal incompetence and our incompetent credentialed governing elite may prune us back quite a bit? Never underestimate the power of stupidity in high places.
The Greenies are indeed nuts. There is a local McDonalds that I stop at occasionally and when you place an order that includes a soft drink you will find no plastic straws to grab so you have to ask for one. I inquired why and was told to cut down on ocean pollution and one time plastic use. Your order is then served and the drink comes in a plastic cup with a plastic lid and placed in a brand new paper bag. All of that gets thrown into the trash container with a large plastic bag. I've watched orders of drinks that have the plastic cup, lid and a plastic spoon/straw thingy. Not only that I dont think any plastic debris is making it's way from Northwestern Illinois to any ocean. Greenies are nuts!
No need for the straw use your God given soup coolers end of story
Plastic Pollution? Scientific research shows the 10 worst plastic polluting rivers are all in Asia and Africa. None are in North America.
hopefully that nut job finds a vibrator
How's all that recalls on those Teslas?
"How dare you!?"
- Greta
Has Al Gore chimed in?
too bad that little gargoyle Greta doesn't go extinct
Isn't Greta Thunberg that little girl who cuts school and then goes outside and complains about the weather???
Why would anyone listen to her???
Speaking of amazing woke liberal policies. I’m currently spending some time in the great free state of FL. Do you know what one of the top threats to marine life is currently? Those stupid masks that Democrats forced everyone to wear (and many still currently wear) during the scamdemic. They are making their way to our garbage fills, ultimately landing in our oceans, and brutalizing our marine life. Pro-tip to the liberals poking around in here. Those masks don’t work.
George Carlin was right.
How do we know the earth did not create us because it wanted plastic.
I woke up and had to warm up my car because it was too cold outside. Not sure if global warming is real , but if it is I’m a huge fan of it. Please ship some warm air up here.
Have you seen the hype about the upcoming polar vortax yet? They are using temperatures up in the stratosphere at altitudes quoted in pascal units to create confusion.
If predictions become even close to reality GND ppl will be begging for more fossil fuels to heat their homes
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Vehicular ElectricFuckaction plan has lost it's energy.
Electric buses in Michigan can only run for about one hour due to the cold..lmao
But you can fast charge those batteries that will shorten their life cycle to about three years then thrown them away in a toxic waste dump to save the planet spending tens of thousands of dollars to china for replacement (10% for the big guy and his pimp son)
Exploding lithium batteries going off like napalm or Thermate grenades as Camela Harris promotes electric school buses for the children. Who doesn't like a yellow school bus eh?
Ready for the Harvard business school famous lie "nobody knew it at the time, it was unknowable, but..."
Btw, Greta is homely.
You’re being kind. I would say ugly.
Covid was a dry run to see how the masses would take orders when the Government, backed up by a mostly compliant media, took complete control. The rules during Covid were wildly inconsistent and made no sense but the herd mentality kicked in and all of a sudden "rights" meant nothing. Be prepared for the same when "climate change" is declared a health emergency. Will be interesting to see how police react to whatever restrictive "rules" are put in place. Lot of talk here but police were detaining people for trying to attend open air church services and taking walks on the beach alone.
A new study has shown that the human species will be exterminated by 2026 unless all people on the planet follow the wisdom and advice of working and retired Chicago Police officers, specifically in the funding of said wisdom and advice on the Second City Cop blog site. The study stated that the estimated optimal price tag for funding the blog to be in the $1-3 billion dollar range. "It may seem like a high number," one expert was quoted as saying, "but we can't afford not to make this investment in our future. The stakes are too high. We all are going to have to make some sacrifices." (I want 10% for coming up with this idea)
The paper straw was pushed through by yours truly Convicted Alderman Burke. I remember the big deal he made of this and the plastic bag tax. Illinois is very far from an Ocean, but Burke always got his way, until Dirty Danny got caught with Viagra pills and Hookers. Only in Chicago.
Still waiting to see that ocean of plastic swirling in the southern pacific. Some asswipes claim it is a navigation hazard.
Hey Klaus, love your accent.
This has been going on since the '60s. Notice how great the cars were in 1970? That was the last good year. Then there was the ozone layer. And the greenhouse effect. And the oil embargo. And the downsizing. And the compression ratio reduction. And the emissions garbage. And global warming. And climate change. Oh NO! We're all gonna DIE! So now we get EVs, and internal combustion is being phased out. Meanwhile, windmills don't turn, the sun doesn't shine at night, and we have rolling brownouts all year long. And we're supposed to depend on THIS for transportation, for heating our houses, and cooking our food? Drill here, drill now, disband the EPA, and bring back the Cadillac 500 CID V8!
She should get into acting. She really does a good job when she’s giving those speeches
More bullshit from those who gave you the original bullshit.
The world ended eight days ago? That explains why I’ve been feeling so lousy lately, and here I thought it was a really bad hangover. I guess it’s worse than I thought.
(I want 10% for coming up with this idea)
1/08/2024 11:28:00 AM
So, you want to be tithed?
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
She should get into acting. She really does a good job when she’s giving those speeches
1/08/2024 01:32:00 PM”
Her parents are.
The late John Coleman, channel 7 meteorologist and founder of The Weather Channel declared global warming/climate change was a totally failed theory, and bad science is allowed to continue to lead government policies that are costing US taxpayers.
People need to stop going to snopes and the mainstream media for facts.
weve had over 60 years of failed climate change predictions. not one ever.
How DARE you?!?!?!?! How dare I? just like that Greta. It seems someones off her meds but the parents dont give a shit while people keep throwing money at their female talking dummy
Btw, Greta is homely.
1/08/2024 04:39:00 AM
You’re being kind. I would say ugly.
1/08/2024 10:56:00 AM
What if you learned Celsius Fahrenheit is her porn name and her first movie, produced by Burning Up Productions, is titled Temperatures Rising.
If it were true, regardless if she was homely or even ugly, I'd bet you would watch it!
When it gets verbal, her favorite phrase is "How dare you!!!!"
Anonymous said...
Btw, Greta is homely.
1/08/2024 04:39:00 AM
You’re being kind. I would say ugly.
1/08/2024 10:56:00 AM
What if you learned Celsius Fahrenheit is her porn name and her first movie, produced by Burning Up Productions, is titled Temperatures Rising.
If it were true, regardless if she was homely or even ugly, I'd bet you would watch it!
1/10/2024 04:30:00 AM
If the world ended 8 days ago, how come I wasn't notified?
(And, yes, smart ass, I did check my spam folder)
Chalkie
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