Monkeypox - Election Variant
Just in time to gin up panic for the fall:
A worrying new strain of monkeypox with "pandemic potential" has been discovered by scientists.
Researchers have called for “swift action” from the international community to avoid another outbreak of the virus, which is now officially known as mpox.
It comes after a study tracked a new outbreak in a mining town in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Authorities in the country have for the latest been battling a variant of mpox called "clade 1" for around a year.
This variant is thought to kill 10% of all people who become infected - and researchers have now uncovered a mutated version of it which appears to be better at spreading. It's been named "clade 1b", and was discovered in Kamituga, a town of 13,995 people.
The last strain of "mpox" (called mpox so as not to offend monkeys) was spread via sexual contact, usually among the alternative lifestyle community. As with all viruses, it becomes more spreadable but less deadly (see COVID). But that doesn't mean there won't be an effort to lock everything down if democrats think they can get away with it again.
And don't forget the obligatory mpox shot someone will come up with, administered with a white wine spritzer.
Labels: elections, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
33 Comments:
If you stop cornholing, your odds of contracting any form of monkeypox drop drastically.
I keep asking my Dr how people get the monkey pox but he never gives me a straight answer.
"Kamituga" was also Willie Brown's playful way of saying "Kamala, tug it".
Biden gets worse every day, just watch his appearance's. Trump keeps on ticking no matter what they are putting him through. They will need some kind of an event or illness to declare Marshall Law to control the country for the upcoming election.
The only thing that needs to be locked down is the backsides of the male homosexual community. It's very similar to how HIV and AIDS could've been easily stopped. Can't tell certain people how to live their lives though, even if it's for their own good, and the health of their "community." Good luck with your monkey pox I guess.
Just wear your mask, and get your Covid booster, all will be fine....
Remember when this only affected gay men? And the children and dogs within proximity to them?
"Right turn, Clyde"
The prime nemisis of humanity is human deceitfulness.
If they only had some vaccine that "everyone" must take to prevent this....
Vote democrat for more
For a sane view on world and US events this a good read:
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/
Read Wednesday, April 17
I’m not worried.. I’m married. Zero percent of sexual contact for at least six months.
Now you just need a gay rave in Europe somewhere and you're off and running...
How many from the Congo have crossed the southern border and are walking amongst us?
If it is still spread via sexual contact and mostly through alternate life styles, then the Dem Convention will be a super spreader event……..Congress, the State Dept, and Defense Dept (the Penisgone formerly known as the Pentagon will be empty so old Lloyd will have a reason to be missing) could be decimated in a matter of days. Just saying.
Keesing Bandit, what say you?
The alternative community have been giving each other a shot in the rear for a while now.
Hilarious SCC. Thanks for the chuckle
Keep your weenee where it belongs.
No problem.
Curse of The Great Cornholio!!!
Release the fbi tapes of epstein island and we will see whom the super spreaders really are.
Another made up scamdemic coming to a place near you
HIV was identified as statistically significant among homosexuals, drug addicts and Haitian nationals when it first came to public attention in the '80's. Then they dropped the Haitian part.
It was revealed that Man-boy prostitution was the coin of the realm in the Gay Holiday Paradise. Too much light on the issue. Now, monkey pox, sounds like the same broken record.
I saw a news report about this months ago. They were avoiding mentioning that it was mostly effecting the gay community and was spread through sexual contact. Then, they interviewed a guy with a wicked lisp and a Herpes-like lesion the size of a plum on his cheek. So, no keeses for him.
Carriers need to be tattooed on the buttocks: “Woe to ye who enters here”
If it is still spread via sexual contact and mostly through alternate life styles, then the Dem Convention will be a super spreader event……..Congress, the State Dept, and Defense Dept (the Penisgone formerly known as the Pentagon will be empty so old Lloyd will have a reason to be missing) could be decimated in a matter of days. Just saying.
4/19/2024 06:58:00 AM
There's no mostly. It was ONLY spread by men having sexual contact with infected men. If someone claimed they got it another way, they were full of shit, tightly packed shit.
Dems desperate to shut down November elections.
Interesting how Faux-chi is connected to AIDS and Covid and probably this new plandemic about to hit too.
Funny how nobody was allowed to call out the gay community for spreading HIV, but if you didn’t wear a mask and keep 6 foot distance, or didn’t take the jab during the fake pandemic a few years ago you were vilified.
I keep asking my Dr how people get the monkey pox but he never gives me a straight answer.
4/19/2024 12:17:00 AM
Not even, if only you'd come to me sooner?
"Anonymous said...
Interesting how Faux-chi is connected to AIDS and Covid and probably this new plandemic about to hit too.
4/19/2024 03:34:00 PM"
Go find interviews with Dr Judy Mikovits and listen to how Fauci and the Fibbers at the F B Lie and Just-Us department went after her and destroyed her, and if I recall imprisoned her for telling the truth.
Allegedly, Fauci suppressed medications that actually worked to combat HIV, in order to push another drug that they had patents on already yet didn't work.
Imagine that? Sounds like Fauci did the same exact thing suppressing Hydroxycloroquie and Ivermectin while pushing Remdesivir, which shuts organs down.
Public hearing in NYC regarding migrant situation, posted yesterday on Zero Hedge. Lots of testimony complaining NYC doesn't provide sufficient number of translators proficient in African language regional dialects, noting that African languages can be linguistically same, but vastly different due to regional differences in dialects.
Same migrants are protesting at NYC City Hall, angry that NYC is evicting migrants from the Manhattan luxury hotels that had been procured for migrants. Migrants are upset that proffered accommodations no longer include 400 thread-count sheets, daily maid service, in-room mini-bar, turkish towels, etc.
Same migrants again protesting at NYC City Hall, angry that their promised greencards haven't arrived. Apparently migrants think permanent residency status is due within three months of arrival, with 4 star accommodations, and personal translator services, in addition to cell-phone, loaded debit card, free meals, health-care, entertainment, and room.
This migrant crisis will only worsen, as US citizens get massively fatigued from enormous taxpayer cost-burden, crime, and street-vagrancy of migrants, as migrants themselves feel empowered to demand MORE while contributing to general lawlessness and street-crime in their sanctuary cities, and while MORE migrants arrive until Feds finally enforce border security and re-establish immigration restrictions.
None of these new migrants are educated, many have no history of legitimate gainful employment and middle class lifestyle values. Lots of illegitimate children, baby-daddies, grifters and street-criminals, with a hefty amount of certified terrorists and longstanding gang members. National calamity, cloaked as righteous progressive politics.
Keesing Bandit, what say you?
4/19/2024 07:33:00 AM
Well, at least you spelled it correctly.
Now, say it three times......
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