Saturday, August 03, 2024

Checks Screwed Up Again

The DEI hires over at Finance can't help but steal our money and screw up our accounts:

  • Check your checks! Finance took Union Dues out of the Uniform checks making this something like the twentieth screw up in as many months. We don't know how your checkbook looks, but ours is a mishmash of errors and corrections lately.

You know, if the City would outsource payroll to a private company like ADP, they could end these constant screw-ups and eliminate a few hundred DEI morons from the payroll, further saving taxpayers money.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the email from your union. It says the city can take the union dues from the first check of the month. Since we get paid on the 7th now, the first check of the month is the uniform checks. Since coppers don’t know their contract, they just wanna bitch online. Don’t worry, your check on the 7th won’t have union dues come out, just like it’s been done since we switched to the 7th

8/03/2024 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sergeants and lieutenants won their longest grievance/lawsuit against the city. The city owes potentially MILLIONS to both groups who have worked Special Employment going back to 2011.

The lawsuit was won about 3 years ago. Any SGT or LT who works a "Tour of Duty" is entitled by contract to receive .75 hours on the books. The city for years never added the .75 credit. The city states they are having "a hard time getting all the A & A's" together to add up the hours/ time or money due. The judge has made it clear the city must pay interest EVERY DAY that the the time (or cash for the now retired) is not paid out to the grievants.

If this was the fuckin' private sector, the employer would go out and hire a dozen more accountants to get this issue settled ASAP. However, the politicians here figure "what the hell, it's not my money" .. let the taxpayers take the hit on paying millions more.
These bastards belong in the Federal penitentiary.

8/03/2024 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope everyone realized that the weekend following the dnc is Labor Day weekend. More rdo’s cancelled, time due denied,etc. if you think our checks were screwed up now just wait. I’m willing to bet some will be missed 6/7 day premium, and some o.t. will be spread across two checks when it shouldn’t be.

8/03/2024 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So glad the unions dont seem to care.

8/03/2024 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous TimeWatcher said...

Take a look on the 5th floor of HQ, you have the same thing in Finance as you do in HQ up there. Lazy, incompetent, DEI, and absolutely disrespectful people who work in this city who hate the city, the country, YOU as a first responder and your LIFE. Remember that when you think it's just a "department" problem. It's a "City problem".

8/03/2024 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another example of why the government does not work. Immediately fire all government workers and privatize all jobs and agencies.

The only exception is for police, fire, dispatch and customs border patrol.

8/03/2024 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are probably doing it on purpose at this point. It has been going on to long and we are not liked.

8/03/2024 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey now, those are some honor roll cp$ students you're talking about

8/03/2024 03:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I be an accountant.

8/03/2024 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey...it's only money...

.

8/03/2024 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(the city) could end these constant screw-ups and eliminate a few hundred DEI morons from the payroll, further saving taxpayers money.


Damn.

Well, now we know, at least, that your name is Shirley.


8/03/2024 04:59:00 AM  
Blogger Paddlefoot said...

They had to put those Tri-State toll takers somewhere.

8/03/2024 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really SCC...


Worrying about money...

Talk about important things...Like Climate change.

8/03/2024 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa! the Doing Everything Incompetently people have feelings too!

8/03/2024 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the unions fault as well. They are supposed to do something, whatever it is to get the union dues to stop coming out of any check that we receive on the 1st or 16th. Supposedly they are refusing to do it, so this is why this constantly happens on the 1st and 16th.

8/03/2024 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Several of my private employers used ADP and I'll admit that they were pretty accurate.

8/03/2024 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All part of designed aggravation for the department. Allowing fools to operate financial systems shines the spotlight again on administration incompetence and buffoonery. Brandumb is the best the Democrats can muster to run the city into the ground. They picked a real idiot who epitomizes Democrats penchant for perpetual incompetence.

8/03/2024 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But that would put Democratic workers out of a patronage job. CPS graduates doing the payroll. We know they can’t read now we know they can’t do simple math as well. The Chicago Way and Values in action ion.

8/03/2024 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's interesting how CPD checks are always fucked up. My wife has worked for CPS for 17 years and she has never had a screw up.

8/03/2024 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very strange. I always hear about checks being screwed up, yet mine is always the same.

8/03/2024 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Cat has been MIA ever since he won his re-election. Can’t believe you dum dums let that guy win again.

8/03/2024 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/03/2024 01:04;00 AM

The fop is not a union its a fraternal org good for golf outings and benefits nothing else. Until we get Teamsters, MAAP or another legit union, expect the same outcome.

8/03/2024 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s Johnny and crew? On another golf trip? Why aren’t they doing anything about it? Oh, because they don’t care! Just keep working slaves and send them their money!

8/03/2024 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard all police hats will be replaced with sky blue berets.
No more ball caps or crown hats, or rocky the flying squirrel hats.

8/03/2024 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty pathetic the department already has sent an email out in regards to Labor Day weekend RDOS being cancelled. DNC hasn’t even started yet…. How many gold stars is it going to take to realize that key to officer wellness is allowing officers to have their regular days off. It’s pretty simple and common sense.

8/03/2024 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to get out of here. Retirement cant get here fast enough.

8/03/2024 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


OT
The last TGIF video was 14 July.
I can’t believe Catman has nothing to say.
I can believe he is lazy.

8/03/2024 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody is supposed to just pretend these people are not complete idiots. No really, they are a real asset to the team! We are luck to have them!

8/03/2024 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/03/2024 12:52:00 AM --

Uhhh? No It's not!.
DNC is 19-22 August
Labor Day is 02 September.
11 days between the end of one and Labor Day.

8/03/2024 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

couldn't agree more!!! this is not just a police dept problem either, its across the board.
I have to ask for confirmation about any edits that are required such as sick time, vacation days, overtime, etc...

8/03/2024 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So glad the unions dont seem to care.

8/03/2024 01:04:00 AM

the unions don't care!!!
they will always say,"you will just get it on the next check"
this BS happens so many times, it is unexceptible. the payroll dept should have to cut another check for the incompetence that causes this frustration during a fucking recession we are in

8/03/2024 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was illegal for the city or any government agency to take out union dues??

Supreme Court JANIS decision

just saying, you have a choice

8/03/2024 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It hard out here bro who cares I’m on the medical till October

8/03/2024 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on man
Doctor MLK wanted Equal Opportunity for All. Not quota, not merit,not 50% is a passing score for promotion, not DEI .
Many blacks that study,score above 80% on promotional exams are also passed over for the political connected or bj Queen that scored a 50%.

8/03/2024 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since coppers don’t know their contract, they just wanna bitch online.

8/03/2024 12:21:00 AM


So, you're bitching online about others bitching online.

Wtf is being online for, if not for bitching? As you so succinctly have proven.

Now, commence your bitching about this comment on your bitching about others bitching online.

Keep the circle jerk going, baby cheeks.




8/03/2024 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yooz racist ... we tryin

8/03/2024 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sigh

Our Chicago City is now falling down to Coleman Young style 1980s Detroit. We live in a BLM anti White , racist, and increasingly dysfunctional 3rd world city.

Our BLM mayor wants to rule like yes, Coleman Young, Don King , Idi Amin or Robert Mugabe.

We are increasingly second class citizens in a 3rd world city state.

It s no a question of “ Liberals vs Conservatives” - not at all .

Please think and act according same as you would on a vacation to an all inclusive resort in Jamaica.

8/03/2024 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

Anonymous said...
Larritoroius also put out a new order replacing the old cargo pants with pants that have “hidden” cargo pockets. Wtf? Just get rid of cargos, period. Stick with basic pants.

8/02/2024 05:48:00 AM

You can still wear the old ones till they are worn beyond serviceability, just cant purchase them anymore.

8/03/2024 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEI:
Didn’t
Earn
It

8/03/2024 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, if the City would outsource payroll to a private company like ADP, they could end these constant screw-ups and eliminate a few hundred DEI morons from the payroll, further saving taxpayers money.

And lose entire families of democrat voters, as well as people willing to campaign??

C'mon man!

8/03/2024 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read the email from your union. It says the city can take the union dues from the first check of the month. Since we get paid on the 7th now, the first check of the month is the uniform checks. Since coppers don’t know their contract, they just wanna bitch online. Don’t worry, your check on the 7th won’t have union dues come out, just like it’s been done since we switched to the 7th

You must be one of the smart all knowing guys that work at FOP. By the.way, hows that food trailer we all paid for????

8/03/2024 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

ADP kicks butt!

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/03/2024 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any news on the city fuckup with the pension payments?

8/03/2024 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous NotLarrySnelling said...

Two weeks of canceled days off for dnc. Oh and btw fuck your Labor Day too. But hey there’s an app to look at if you are feeling anxious. Snelling is a scumbag.

8/03/2024 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the fop can't do anything as it would require them to be very vocal and very confrontational with Snelling. john worships him instead so expect to keep getting railed.

besides, john is too busy "spreading fraternalism" by hauling the food truck around and planning useless protests no one pays attention to

8/03/2024 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a rumor out of city hall that the city is currently broke...as there is "NO" money in the coffers. The city is waiting for some revenue streams to materialize...Brandon has so mismanaged things that bills can't be paid, and payroll financing is in jeopardy.

Can anyone confirm???

8/03/2024 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/03/2024 12:52:00 AM --

Uhhh? No It's not!.
DNC is 19-22 August
Labor Day is 02 September.
11 days between the end of one and Labor Day.

rdos are cancelled till the 25th. Only a week in between, from one weekend cancelled to the next. Obviously you are not a PO

8/03/2024 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NotLarrySnelling said...
Two weeks of canceled days off for dnc. Oh and btw fuck your Labor Day too. But hey there’s an app to look at if you are feeling anxious. Snelling is a scumbag.

8/03/2024 03:32:00 PM

Snelling has always been a scumbag. He stepped on other people to get ahead. Larry's biggest fan has always been Larry. Given, not earned.

8/03/2024 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I heard a rumor out of city hall that the city is currently broke...as there is "NO" money in the coffers. The city is waiting for some revenue streams to materialize...Brandon has so mismanaged things that bills can't be paid, and payroll financing is in jeopardy.

Can anyone confirm???

---

Wait for your next check to bounce.

8/03/2024 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a food truck? You guys are getting paid?

8/03/2024 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Febber McGee Says:
Ever notice how anytime there’s a mistake on paychecks, it’s ALWAYS in favor of the city, county, and State ?
How is that ?
Keep Voting Democrat.

8/03/2024 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/03/2024 03:53:00 PM


He did put a committee on raising tax
revenue. Stop giving illegals our money.

8/03/2024 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can do get a blank CR on finance!! Signed Talley

8/03/2024 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to hear not just ISP has this problem, seems like we are always having to get money after them shortchanging us.

8/03/2024 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a rumor out of city hall that the city is currently broke...as there is "NO" money in the coffers. The city is waiting for some revenue streams to materialize...Brandon has so mismanaged things that bills can't be paid, and payroll financing is in jeopardy.

Can anyone confirm???


What happend to the 8 billion dollars?

8/03/2024 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sergeants and lieutenants won their longest grievance/lawsuit against the city. The city owes potentially MILLIONS to both groups who have worked Special Employment going back to 2011.

The lawsuit was won about 3 years ago. Any SGT or LT who works a "Tour of Duty" is entitled by contract to receive .75 hours on the books. The city for years never added the .75 credit. The city states they are having "a hard time getting all the A & A's" together to add up the hours/ time or money due. The judge has made it clear the city must pay interest EVERY DAY that the the time (or cash for the now retired) is not paid out to the grievants.

If this was the fuckin' private sector, the employer would go out and hire a dozen more accountants to get this issue settled ASAP. However, the politicians here figure "what the hell, it's not my money" .. let the taxpayers take the hit on paying millions more.
These bastards belong in the Federal penitentiary.

It actually goes back to 2006 for non-supervisors. All non-exempt sworn are part of one group. The city lost the lawsuit in 2019. They have been fight damages since. The city could also be on the hook for double indemnity. Also, this does not involve any union. The city violated both state and federal law. Yes, intrest acumulates daily compounded. The damages and intrest, without double indemnity, were over 200 million in late 2020. Winter Jackson got blamed for alot of this. Also, this why civilians have been scouring high and low for old time cards.

8/03/2024 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I heard a rumor out of city hall that the city is currently broke...as there is "NO" money in the coffers. The city is waiting for some revenue streams to materialize...Brandon has so mismanaged things that bills can't be paid, and payroll financing is in jeopardy.

Can anyone confirm???

Wouldnt surprise me He couldnt pay his personal bills Hes a bust out

8/04/2024 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can do get a blank CR on finance!! Signed Talley

8/03/2024 06:51:00 PM

--------

The old "025th Gallows" circa 1997:

Lieutenant Mike "Blinky" FLYNN pulled a CR number on the Director of Finance because his check was messed up.

Old Blinky is still alive walking around his home near Resurrection Hospital on the NW side in a bathrobe now.
Bat-Shit Crazy Bastard.

8/04/2024 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a negative, SCC. We outsourced to ADP & pay was still messed up, consistently. Even with the union involved, the pay issue was ongoing. Never underestimate the power of utter incompetence!

8/04/2024 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I hope everyone realized that the weekend following the dnc is Labor Day weekend. More rdo’s cancelled, time due denied,etc. if you think our checks were screwed up now just wait. I’m willing to bet some will be missed 6/7 day premium, and some o.t. will be spread across two checks when it shouldn’t be.

8/03/2024 12:52:00 AM

Nope! DNC ends on Thursday, 22-Aug and Labor Day is not until 01-Sep-2024.

8/04/2024 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So $567 was deposited into my account and the next transaction was $596 being taken out. WTF

8/04/2024 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope! DNC ends on Thursday, 22-Aug and Labor Day is not until 01-Sep-2024.

But cancelled days off and 12 hour shifts continues until the 25th so it is the following weekend

8/04/2024 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who still has a checkbook? wtf

8/04/2024 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ADP just processes what someone inputs,bad input equals same bad output.

8/04/2024 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can't wait to get out of here. Retirement cant get here fast enough.

8/03/2024 10:02:00 AM”

I’m 4 months into my retirement and yes, it’s wonderful!

Hope you get there someday.

8/04/2024 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DNC cancelation runs through the weekend until the 24th/25th. Labor Day is the next weekend. So yes double weekends again. If you were forced to work lolla you may get 2 days off for the entirety of August. But make sure to wear your crown caps and no cargo pants, that is what’s important. Fuck you Snelling.

8/04/2024 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger Retired Gus said...

BLM 2022 tax filing
90 million collected only $30 million went to charitable destinations.
Still waiting for the media to jump on this story.

8/05/2024 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s Labor Day weekend not just Labor Day itself you idiot. Read the order that already came out. Must be some doofus like Dave Harris that wrote that.

8/05/2024 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I was laughed at all the time for getting a physical check. Can't go into my bank account and take what they think is a mistake back out when you get a physical check. Gotta contact me. And if you have to have DD, sweep the account immediately after any deposit, so they can't get anything....

8/05/2024 04:05:00 PM  

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