Saturday, August 03, 2024

Porky a VP Finalist

Fata$$ is a VP "finalist":

  • Vice President Kamala Harris is interviewing a half-dozen potential running mates this weekend ahead of a formal announcement and a battleground tour with her new No. 2 next week.

    Her interview list: Govs. Andy Beshear of Kentucky, J.B. Pritzker of Illinois, Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania and Tim Walz of Minnesota, as well as Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, according to two people with knowledge of Harris’ selection process. The people were granted anonymity to discuss private campaign deliberations.

He brings absolutely nothing to the ticket:

  • he's got his own scandal with "Toilet-gate"
  • he's forced everyone into masks while flying his daughter and her horse to Florida to compete in tournaments
  • he kept schools closed far longer than was necessary or appropriate because the teachers had to continue teaching from beaches in the Caribbean
  • he's all over the Blago tapes evaluating minority electability
  • he's in charge of the second or third worst economically wrecked state in the nation

The only thing he brings to the table is his appetite and the ability to self-finance an entire campaign on his own. 

But with far more qualified candidates are running away from The Kackler campaign, the second tier has to step up and take the hit.

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79 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like hed be perfect for the job

8/03/2024 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After she tells him he finished second, she will get a ton of money from the useless fat fuck.

8/03/2024 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GET IN MY BELLY !!!!

8/03/2024 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "experts” including those pundits on the left have spoken. They actually said that Pigster wouldn’t fair well optically because of his weight. They actually said that 😂🤣😅.

8/03/2024 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When it's all done and over says...


He brings absolutely nothing to the ticket...


Brings a really, really fat ass.

He could eat his opponent in a debate.

He can clear out a all you can eat buffet

He can clogg your toilet.

He can fart louder then they can clap and yell.

He can launch a gas attack by farting.

....can you add more...Try and think.

.

8/03/2024 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prickster probably has the most cash on hand out of all the potential candidates. He's also chums with the Obama's. He spent millions to get a six figure salary governor gig. That he sucks at. All about the money for JB and his fork and knife too.

8/03/2024 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please pick j.b.lizzo please.

8/03/2024 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s hope he is the pick and they get crushed. 🖕 em all.

8/03/2024 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He brings absolutely nothing to the ticket:

• he's got his own scandal with "Toilet-gate"
• he's forced everyone into masks while flying his daughter and her horse to Florida to compete in tournaments
• he kept schools closed far longer than was necessary or appropriate because the teachers had to continue teaching from beaches in the Caribbean
• he's all over the Blago tapes evaluating minority electability
• he's in charge of the second or third worst economically wrecked state in the nation

In democrats' eyes, NONE of those things disqualify him.

While many of Harris' polls indicate she's ahead, this is likely temporary, but the only way to insure she doesn't "win" is making the spread too big for them to beat.

8/03/2024 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picking someone of the Jewish faith is not going to go over real good with kamelots intifada from the river to the sea buddies.

8/03/2024 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He started a "tech company" that nobody ever heard of. He's a beness man.

8/03/2024 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He will get the Fat vote...


....that will stop everyone when they are stuck in the voting booths.

That is all.

.

8/03/2024 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't want him

They can have him

He's too crapt for us

He's too crapt for us

He's too crapt for us



8/03/2024 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe...they.... will change the make the election an how much you can eat in 24 hours..?


I'm betting the house on Gov. Lardass

8/03/2024 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really SCC...

"He brings absolutely nothing to the ticket"

I'm sure he'll bring a wheel barrow of food for a short talk...


.

8/03/2024 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till he shits his pants like old Joe does...

Clean-up on 294.....get the plows out.

8/03/2024 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He brings absolutely nothing to the ticket:

he's got his own scandal with "Toilet-gate"
he's forced everyone into masks while flying his daughter and her horse to Florida to compete in tournaments
he kept schools closed far longer than was necessary or appropriate because the teachers had to continue teaching from beaches in the Caribbean
he's all over the Blago tapes evaluating minority electability
he's in charge of the second or third worst economically wrecked state in the nation

Bottom line, his qualifications are perfect!

8/03/2024 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA...North Korea sends over balloons filled with waste...

WAIT...till they get a batch of VP Lardass fresh shit launched at them....


....then he'll go to India to proclaim the streets free to shit in.

8/03/2024 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He fits the agenda just fine the two biggest things that come with him are his ego and his food bill

8/03/2024 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s going to be that goof Walz from Minnesota. Spaceman Kelly is an investor in a fucking Chinese spy balloon factory. Shapiro covered up an underlings sex abuse of another employee. Beshear, Cooper and Whitmer don’t want it cus they think Kameltoe is going to lose. I don’t think Pritzker really wants it this time either.

8/03/2024 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fatass starting his mythical business was like a parent setting up a lemonade stand for their kid and putting a ten in the pot to start him off. At the end of the day the kid had twelve dollars in the pot.

8/03/2024 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As predicted by numerous conservative media outlets, the mainstream media is putting out totally skewed polls showing Harris with an amazing lead, obviously meant to discourage the weak minded from voting for Trump. When her candidacy was announced, the MSM went into high gear to promote Harris's election. The dems need not spend a dime on adverts! The media does it for free! Orwell's 1984 made real!

8/03/2024 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired in Texas……

“He brings nothing to the ticket.”

And neither does she…..the vp pick is who Obama wants….

You can add the down state Chinese battery plant he touted and lied about to the list….no one is buying EVs and in some cases those vehicles have been sitting on lots un-sold for over a year prompting lay-offs…way to go fat-ass.

And besides, this is another vehicle (no pun) for Chinese spying.

Watch each others backs out there!

8/03/2024 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Governor Disaster, he leads all fifty governors in the number of times he has declared disaster to rule his state with mandates.

He wants to give away state funds to China by selling out a town to a battery plant operated by the Chinese.

He lies about his policies as well as Biden and Kackles.

He doesn't speak with reporters he doesn't like.

He blames maga for everything he gets criticism for.

He is a boot licker to Democrat elite

He is the poster child of the Democratic party.

A perfect running mate!



8/03/2024 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stale, male, and pale - there’s not a chance on God’s green Earth that he will be the VP nominee.

(The Dem overlords will stroke his ego and take his money, though.)

8/03/2024 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This POS hasn’t done a single thing on his own his entire life. Everything has been handed or brought with money he didn’t earn.

8/03/2024 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They haven’t elected a white corn miner to the VP since Al Gore.

8/03/2024 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Springfield Pig would be a fine choice for VP provided the goal is the ruination of the country. If so, they would be the perfect one-two punch. The Fat Man and the Babbling Idiot. Our adversaries would be soiling their pants in unstoppable laughter. If its Fat Man or another Bozo and they win office, then take a good look in your rear-view mirror for one long remembrance of our country formally known as America. It's gone. Looking forward you will see the new AmeriKa - and you will "like it". All hail the Babbler and the Fat Man.

8/03/2024 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is everything the progressives hate as a person, white, male, inherited wealth, but they do love/want his money.

8/03/2024 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you haven't listened to the speech by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu then please do so. One of the most powerful speeches I've heard in my life.

8/03/2024 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all smoke to make her look "presidential" and to pander to the voters in some of those battleground states (and to Pete and the LMNOPQ drag freaks).

Don't be fooled - she has nothing to do with the decision. It's The Wizard of Obama pulling all the levers. "Pay no attention to that commie behind the curtain."

She needs Pennsylvania - it's going to be Shapiro.

8/03/2024 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just gotta hope he quits being governor before taking sides with kumalalalala

8/03/2024 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"he kept schools closed far longer than was necessary or appropriate because the teachers had to continue teaching from beaches in the Caribbean" BUT more importantly kept schools closed so that the Communist - Socialist - Anarchist- Anti-American Teachers could be readily available for all those fake protests / manufactured riots!

8/03/2024 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard Kim Foxx will take the governors spot if JP becomes VP.

8/03/2024 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gawd it aint easy keeping fat ass in Oreo's. They'd need to put new engines in AF-2. Maybe those rocket assists thingies just to get the fucking thing off the ground.

8/03/2024 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There s no role for him. Politics has become a mad max movie. Immortan joe, furiosa Harris, the squad are the many mothers and the liberals are the war boys. They hold power of the wasteland. Maybe JB can rule gas town or the bullet farm.

8/03/2024 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he's forced everyone into masks while flying his daughter and her horse to Florida to compete in tournaments

Rumor has it that was her boyfriend.

8/03/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As predicted by numerous conservative media outlets, the mainstream media is putting out totally skewed polls showing Harris with an amazing lead,.............

8/03/2024 06:49:00 AM

Trump has not learned. He still uses an insult attack campaign style. That will not work against Harris. The race topic should be a taboo. Yes, I know that Harris plays it to her advantage but if Trump uses that issue he will turn off the 3-4% of the middle voters that he needs to win.

8/03/2024 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that tub of $hit gets into the WH they're going to have to hire more chefs and bakers to work around the clock to feed him and his herd...

8/03/2024 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Oh the comment section is in fine form today! Some of these Pritzger comments are absolutely hilarious! Laughter is abounding in my home this morning!

8/03/2024 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the perfect Democratic candidate to me…he checks all of their boxes

8/03/2024 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only hope the GOP runs with all of this if the Knob Gobbler choses Fat Bastard as a running mate. "Born on third thinking he hit a triple" is the best description I've ever heard about him. The Dems are out of touch and they have no bench. The out of touch elites are still at the helm.

8/03/2024 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This big fat greasy ass pigster for VP ! Under this tub of shit of a governor Illinois is 65 billion in debt in 2024 , up from 28 billion in 2020 ! The state ranks 48 out of 50 economically due to the high taxes , slow economic growth, grossly underfunded pensions, and long time residents moving out of state ! He is a lying, corrupt, arrogant billionaire that doesn’t give fuck about the common working class people ! The fat fuck has never done a honest days work in his entire pampered life ! He needed a hobby because he was bored with his dull, rich life so he decided to buy the office of governor for two hundred million dollars no sweat for fat ass ! He is about useful as tits on a bull !

8/03/2024 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are actually interviewing him to perform at the Democratic Convention in his Lizzo outfit. Apparently, the leaders of the Democratic Party can't get enough of his Lizzo act. Then he's going to take on all comers in a hotdog eating contest.

8/03/2024 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing he brings to the table…

Good stuff

8/03/2024 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were to pick the most useless name out of that group it would be bootyjuice.

8/03/2024 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Follow the money." Kamala will installed without a single policy issue announced. Nobody voted for her. The campaign finance can't be just transferred to another candidate who was voted on. Fatass has $$$ that's what it takes to be the D nominee.

8/03/2024 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could bring in the trans vote with his trans cousin, a fellow billionaire.

8/03/2024 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/03/2024 03:03:00 AM -
Yet, Shapiro is the biggest contender on her list.

8/03/2024 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

porky getting picked for VP??

lets not laugh so much.....can you imagine 2 idiots on the world stage in charge??

I don't even want to think about it. life is to short

8/03/2024 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not happening. She has Illinois won. He brings nothing. She will pick someone from a swing state

8/03/2024 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you realize Elon Musk is more African American than Kamala

8/03/2024 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger Lamont Cranston said...

"the only way to insure she doesn't 'win' is making the spread too big for them to beat."

Big spread? Then Pritzker's clearly her best choice.

8/03/2024 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kamala and booty gig is almost laughable. Can you imagine?

8/03/2024 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like hed be perfect for the job

8/03/2024 12:17:00 AM

Perfect to be schlonged by Trump/Vance.



8/03/2024 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait what !!! her list only has male whites??? dat beez racist !!!!!!

8/03/2024 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Jelly Belly Pigster is not pretty enough. Kackling Kamala likes them pretty.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/03/2024 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s definitely their VP pick. He loves his pronouns & calling men ladies!

8/03/2024 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are running a San Francisco politician for President.The people in your city want that to happen. I walked through San Francisco two years ago. There is no exaggeration about the shit and needles in the street. I have seen some terrible places in the 3rd world, but San Francisco blew me away.

8/03/2024 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is probably offering big $$$ for the VPspot.
That’s what he does.
Buys his way to whatever he wants.
Not gonna work this time though…

Trump 2024!

So how long until the obviously obese guy blows a fuse?
Isn’t that what’s supposed to happen to excessively overweight people?
I’m not talking 10-20 pounds over-I’m talking way over!
His heart must be working overtime-all the time.
You would think with all his money, he’d have a whole company of
health minded people getting him into shape. His wife too.

8/03/2024 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fatass should do a commercial for a toilet company.

8/03/2024 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We knew he would get in one way or another. I'm sure his attendance at the Davos meetings with the other globalists had nothing to do with it.

8/03/2024 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump has not learned. He still uses an insult attack campaign style. That will not work against Harris. The race topic should be a taboo. Yes, I know that Harris plays it to her advantage but if Trump uses that issue he will turn off the 3-4% of the middle voters that he needs to win.

8/03/2024 09:28:00 AM

________

100% false. Trump has the legitimate majority vote already and the electoral votes to win. The only way he's not winning is through mass cheating. Just like last time.

8/03/2024 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then over here:
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/suspect-breaking-chicago-police-vehicles-stealing-equipment-cpd?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=66aec5b00ec2650001a91bf2&fbclid=IwY2xjawEbqGxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHfq1kV52O5Gf5Ip735bbrLKaL22wJho4mG_K6hQ5R_lnmaN1NaXy26XXlw_aem_42q3X8trTYAQx-ir4T7Eag

8/03/2024 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

prickster said he wants to stay at white castle not the white house

8/03/2024 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
do you realize Elon Musk is more African American than Kamala

8/03/2024 11:36:00 AM

that's why she always says she is black

8/03/2024 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What Pritzger would bring to the ticket would be pretty much what Kamala Harris brought to the Biden/Harris ticket: security.

Knowing that JB the Hutt is next in line for the Oval Office if Harris dies would dissuade potential assassins.

8/03/2024 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will be the gov of Pennsylvania. They know they need to carry Pennsylvania to win the election. The gov is popular which will more than likely pull that state blue again if she picks him. They already have Illinois. They will pick him and they will win Pennsylvania and more than likely win the election. “Polls”… as we know how reliable they are… already have her ahead of Trump by 9 points in Michigan, 4 points in Wisconsin and 3 points in Nevada. The dems on the fence who may have voted for Trump over Biden just needed anyone else to run to make up their mind. Dems knew this and they picked Kamala so they could just keep going with how the process has been going with Biden. The on the fencers were trumps only hope. They all just went back to Kamala. Sucks to hear, but Trump lost this election. The only person he could have beat was Biden.

8/03/2024 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump has not learned. He still uses an insult attack campaign style. That will not work against Harris. The race topic should be a taboo. Yes, I know that Harris plays it to her advantage but if Trump uses that issue he will turn off the 3-4% of the middle voters that he needs to win.

8/03/2024 09:28:00 AM

________

100% false. Trump has the legitimate majority vote already and the electoral votes to win. The only way he's not winning is through mass cheating. Just like last time.

8/03/2024 06:49:00 PM

Glad to hear you are so 100% sure how people will vote. A lot of things can change before November. I'm certainly not so sure what people will do in today's world. People are sheep, they are stupid and easily led. Most blacks will still vote for her over the orange man bad... old, evil, rich white dude. Even if he claims to have had a divine experience. I expect they will pander to blacks to the nth degree, reparations talk again or other freebies.

She is the candidate that checks the boxes, and if they go with the homosexual Pete B, they will get more progressive idiots to vote for the ticket. White straight guys are the problem as they see it.

But you are right they will for certain cheat. Look at how many illegals have been signed up to vote already.

8/04/2024 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget Il. State Troopers clearing out a Lake Geneva restaurant so he could eat ( God that must be tough to watch) W/ family & friends. Why did any cheesehead listen to cops from a different state??? Oh & had the camera system turned off so no one could see his gourging habits.

8/04/2024 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While many of Harris' polls indicate she's ahead, this is likely temporary, but the only way to insure she doesn't "win" is making the spread too big for them to beat.

Correction
Too big for them to steal.
FIFY

8/04/2024 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fibber McGee Says:

The Cackling-Laughing Pot-Head and Fred Flintstone,,,, just great…

8/04/2024 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully Jabba The Hutt Putzker has to vacate the governor's office if Kneepads Kamala picks him. The state would only be so lucky...

8/04/2024 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim Edgar is one of Pritzker’s closest advisers.

8/04/2024 07:27:00 PM  
Blogger AMcA said...

Say what you will about FattAss, he's a vital bulwark against Mayor Dumb-Dumb's stupidest ideas. Imagine if there were a more complaint governor in Springpatch: "Sure Brandumb! We'll give you that financial transactions tax. It'd be good if CME moved out of town, those rich, greedy bastards!"

8/04/2024 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say what you will about FattAss, he's a vital bulwark against Mayor Dumb-Dumb's stupidest ideas. Imagine if there were a more complaint governor in Springpatch: "Sure Brandumb! We'll give you that financial transactions tax. It'd be good if CME moved out of town, those rich, greedy bastards!"

8/04/2024 08:33:00 PM

Sheesh.

How's the weather down up in that fat ass of our bull wart?

8/05/2024 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

Responding to Anonymous @ 12:39 AM...

100% false. Trump has the legitimate majority vote already and the electoral votes to win. The only way he's not winning is through mass cheating. Just like last time.

******************
Pfft. Not sure how you know he has any "votes" except mine and yours. We are all looking at the polls. Polls btw which are notoriously inaccurate (in 2016 the polls had Hillary up 6 points over Trump). What is obvious is that Trump is running a rather unimpressive campaign and better change course. His response to getting shot was indeed badass but that has been placed in the rearview mirror for some reason. Yet he refuses to talk about his actual policies, how to end the wars in the Mid-East and Ukraine and unite the country. He goes on childlike tirades and senseless rants. He's angered the Cat Lady Karens and Free Shit Army who will come out big time for "Coconut Barbie". If he wins it will be a miracle.

8/05/2024 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hopefully Jabba The Hutt Putzker has to vacate the governor's office if Kneepads Kamala picks him. The state would only be so lucky...

8/04/2024 02:50:00 PM
You seem to be forgetting something. If Kamalhead wins with JB as Veep, then Stratton becomes governor for the remainder of the term. Not a good change!

8/05/2024 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Jaba Da Gut, this is both entertaining and true!
https://rumble.com/v59qn7v-two-vivid-examples-of-why-government-health-expert-advice-should-be-ignored.html

8/06/2024 01:38:00 PM  

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