Rumors of Job Openings
Conehead went to some after-DNC party in Bridgeport Thursday night - Ramova at 35th and Halsted.
While there, he got sucker-punched, causing untold damage to his hair-do.
In response, his detail will be increased from 160 officers to 300 immediately following an intense series of interviews....and another $3,000 hair appointment.
Who has the inside info?
Labels: rumors
posted by SCC at 12:09 AM
54 Comments:
And the Media continues to sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzz
My sympathies to the puncher.
Sometimes, you can scruff your hand when cold cocking a guy.
Should be o.k.. da conehead is soft
Not funny…well, maybe kinda? Can his pinhead do get did up to really make a difference?
Tru e
Dam...be super if was the new babies mama ...ex-boyfriend, being upset and shit...
The Latin Kings hung out in the Ramova in the mid 80’s just be for it closed.
I guess history repeats itself.
Maybe A Good Punch To His Noggin Chased The Evil Voices Out Of His Skull !
By The Way Where Was His 150 Coppers Security Detail. Hiding ?
I Hope The Offend Didn’t Damage His Hand If He Lumped Him In His Hair!
Damn someone stole on him???
Let me guess, the offenders were hulking white guys wearing red MAGA hats.
South side, thought he was a West side player.
Hope it was some type of baby mama drama....
Retired in Texas……
Me has heard that da conester likes to talk smack about other individuals appearances including the way they dress……
Perhaps if true he lost a couple teeth….
Stay safe out there!
Gotta love those Chicago values!
Who dropped a dime to the protesters about this hush hush event ?
Guess they'll have to close down 016 to fill his security positions.
I knew the DNC was going to have a fistfight or two...
Was Conehead noticeably absent from the DNC?
Just another peaceful protestor no doubt...
Hold on...Let's not demonize the protestor shall we???
I hope the guy (is that the correct pronoun?) didn't use a root beer in this assault, because he will be in deep trouble if he did.
That hair looks like it is as solid as a bullet and I am sure his head is solid, think bone (no grey matter). I'll be the guy who hit him did some damage to his hand.
The dirty Democrats should give the Chicago police department. Every individual officer, a bonus of say $10,000 for the great job that they did. They obviously have plenty of money giving billions of dollars to the illegal criminals pouring into our city just pay us don’t praises we cannot put things in the bank
No Slurpee throwing therefore no charges
A screwed-up staged attempt to get his ear to bleed?
Channel 5 News be fittin’ to spill the beans on the baby mama drama with Mayor Johnson………
I wondered about that too...America's most unpopular mayor seemed snubbed. Can you imagine Old man Daley back in 68 getting snubbed??
Have we learned nothing about DEI security details?
Should build new station close to da racist mayor's house just to house all his security detail
Give that man a cigar for popping that blue gummed, camel tooth cone headed ignoramus ! Fuck you BJ you fucking mutt !
Sometimes? I'm the unlucky guy who has wound up with a front tooth lodged in my knuckle. Yes the other guy went down But I suffered more damage.
From my sources, it started at the urinals in the men’s bathroom when he was mocking Groot and her lack of girth and her Chew Chew came out of her pants and bit him.
Retired in Texas……
Maybe…But did anyone observe that little angry troll w/the large package, lightfoot, there?
Really?? That’s amazing someone actually saw the ghost payroller? We live in weird times where you elect a mayor of a violent city and the mayor never does news conferences, never shows his face, usually the good citizens would like to speak to their mayor but this guy is nowhere to be found.
Live in 16. Caught two individuals trying to steal an empty gun safe from my trunk last night. They also fired shots on Elston and Central …15 minutes for a beat assigned…
Good food back in the day.
If it happened it didn’t happen there. I had someone inside all week and says he was not there.
He's international Homes...
Please refrain from sugar coating any ill will toward the retarded man child...
Conehead went to some after-DNC party in Bridgeport Thursday night - Ramova at 35th and Halsted.
His baby mama was denied entry with her boom box, wig and heels...
OT: Pritzker mocks RFK Jr. by saying”who?”. Toast on Twitter throws it right back in Jelly Belly’s face. https://x.com/chicagos_toast/status/1827505203282620703?s=46
In this case, it’s a good thing!
Agree! And for made to work every holiday!
Detective:
The first two blows with the hammer killed him.
Friday:
Yea, and the next four changed his personality.
Ir's playa...playa...where the heck do you live?
defund police ,but bonehead take police out of the neighborhoods.
he should have private, unarmed security. do his bodyguards were body cameras??
They just sent a sgt from 005 to his detail a real tool bag I hope they don’t send him back.
It was his wife’s birthday.
The Conehead detail should consist of one when he is not in his office. And that is one too many!
That's what happens when folks be slumming in people's hood
You owe me a coffee I just spit out laughing
16 Dist, Vana talking big, "doing more with less" to keep community safe, according to a local newspaper quoting the Cmdr. What he really meant to say is we are going to do less with less. More of the same old lies being spouted
by different faces. Great consumption by low information folks.
Ohhh Please let it be true. I want to shake that person's hand. Maybe even give a hug.
He wasn’t there. This is enquirer level bullshit
The officers on the mayor’s detail were never the police. He’d be better off hiring church ushers or the Walmart door hosts.
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