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Warm weather, an out-of-control celebration, cancelled days off. Time to predict the weekend violence numbers!
As usual, the weekend started about 7 hours ago at 1700 hours Friday and runs through 0001 hours Monday morning. HeyJackass.com is the official numbers keeper - accept no substitutes.
We're feeling slightly optimistic about the weekend, so we're going to bet low this year.
- 9 deceased, 18 maimed
Total street "takeovers" will be around a dozen.
Stop Sticks deployed will be zero.
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
50 Comments:
Let's go with 5 kilt and 19 total
11 and 40
7 killed and 36 Wounded
What’s with the 10th districts “wide backed” Commander? Why was he hiding in the SDSC room while Area 4 XO was calling the shots 26th street? Is he too good to lead in his own district? Scared of some gang members? Guess he is no longer interested in Area 5 DC spot.
Why is Betancourt scared to hit the streets? It’s a shame that he hid in the SDSC room all night.
The Commander of 10 is a DEI hire. He can only lead from inside.
Let it rip. The more bodies that end up in the morgue the better for society.
The Shitcago edition of my Ouija board Sez
12 will be chalkified
32 will be breathing out of more than the usual pie hole
MORE POPCORN !!
Kirsten got to pay punitive damages to the wronged police officers
Your numbers will be pretty accurate.
I sure wish they had a Hey Jackass for other major cities in the US. I have alway found it interesting that isolated mass shooting are big news but we never here about the mass shootings that happen almost every weekend in Chicago and other major Democratically controlled cities. We are not hearing about the Venezuelan gang wars in Aurora, Colorado. Now because the Georgia mass shooter was a transgender it wouldn't do by the MSM to report on what he did so they charged his father who gifted the rifle to his son. So now he is the named killer and the son in now in the background.
Friday night wasn't too crazy. No big traffic jams, mayhem, crime, etc....
3 X that.
6/22
7 KIA, 25 aerated.
“Illlegals of Greater Chicago” organization has filed for a parade permit with the city.
5 will kick the bucket, 22 wounded. Three wounded will be ass shots, two will be muh dik.
Shouldn't the end time be 0601hrs on Monday morning, coz ghetto parties don't end at midnight and it's not like they have to be up for work Monday Morning !! 😂
What is the problem? Crime is down so says ABC news when they fact checked Trump. If fake news reports it, it must be true.
Ahh, "his daughter".
10 dade...17 "Boo gots shot"...
Balls removed from Larritorious' purse, zero.
12 not getting up and 35 with extra holes. Nice weather so let the parties begin
This is going to be a tough, shitty tour of duty for all CPD. When you get stressed out, tired, and angry, come here to SCC and vent away. Let it all out. Take out your frustrations here so that you don't deal with it in others ways that can get you into trouble.
10 killed 31 shot
Chigetto will be at its best.
National crime is down in Chicago it’s way up
Tony Baretta Says:
Just the way the Democrats plan it. More Violence, More Excuses, No answer’s. And you can take dat ta da bank !
news says crime is at an all time low..... for the STATS they don't get from the county or city lol (hoooray for depts just not doing what they SHOULD be doing, i.e. REPORTING it all) ...... 3 killed, 25 wounded is my guess.
It’s at 1 & 10 now according to abc7
With a busy 24 hours ahead good thing you aren’t counting traffic crashes that # should mount overnight
Be safe Officers
Civilian from 010 here - we mark the Grito Gridlock weekend on our calendar every January & always make plans to get out of town, as Betancourt's station is less than useless even on a quiet Saturday night.
Presently enjoying the sun & sand along the shores of Lake Michigan... in another state. Not a single whiff of burning tires, just beef on hot charcoal.
The more migrants that expire the better, less work for the GREAT TRUMP to do.
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news to the Mexican people and the proud organizers of bringing their mess downtown, however:
This weekend amounts to nothing more than the same assholes "car caravanning" and taking over streets. Now, there is just a Mexican flag hanging out of the window or put on the hood. Rammer GMC's and tow trucks in action and some Riverwalk shooting to put the icing on the cake. This does nothing but disgrace the Mexican heritage and cause embarrassment to Mexicans, who for some reason, actually believe this could be a peaceful and celebratory event. It's like hosting the "Naked Bike Ride" and hoping everyone is clothed. People, including the shot-callers of this disgraced City, are beyond delusional. The news will have you believe that the Riverwalk shooting was an accidental discharge by a CCL holder and that the Roosevelt crash with one DOA and two in critical was just an accident. Never mind the fact that it involved gangbangers in GMC rammers and the obligatory tow truck who were all chasing and striking each other.
I think Hey Jackass always ends the weekend at 0600
Stop sticks get deployed every weekend in 009&008. They they will get lots of use this weekend.
Seven - 11, just like the famed shoot-it-up convenience stores
So is half the job. Buncha lazy dumb-fucks.
Idea, let's have 1 watch work 24 hour shifts and have the other 2 watches do absolutely nothing
Larry will handle this. Trust him.
5-23 A lighting bolt when he drew his Colt, Colt 45. Happy drunk and reckless driving weekend
Downtowners. Enjoy another weekend of lawlessness brought to you by the doesn't have a clue mayor.
15/30
I heard that there are some major command changes coming. Who can confirm?
Just a rumor TROLL, no changes coming.
They are all worthless picks
Commander Parham saved the day…again. 10th district commander was seen on 26/Kedzie only for a couple of hours. I guess watching boxing was more important. Commander Parham kept the gang bangers on their toes and off 26th street. Thank you Andre.
Hmm, do vehicular homicide tow truck crash victims count?
Seems he did a pretty good job of it. Nothing like last year much more subdued and a lot less cars
While I agree that the numbers from HeyJackass are indisputably accurate, I'm curious why you use a different timeframe?
Uh no he did not. He actually is the reason why it went up for grabs in the first place.
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