Thursday, November 07, 2024

Flamethrower?

Mad Max time!

  • A Missouri man faces firearms and other charges after Chicago police said he participated in a donut-spinning street “takeover” early Sunday in Gage Park.

    Emmanuel Wilson, 30, of Columbia, Missouri, was dressed in a police costume when CPD officers arrested him in the 5600 block of South Kedzie around 2:44 a.m. Sunday. The real cops found an assortment of takeover paraphernalia in his 2023 Dodge Charger Hellcat, which was equipped with police lights and a siren, including a flamethrower and a collection of license plates, according to his arrest report.

    Officers responded to Kedzie and 57th Street after cops on-scene declared a 10-1 police emergency because takeover participants were throwing objects at them, the report said.

    One of the arriving officers immediately spotted Wilson’s car, painted in “black-and-white” style police paint with the words “Pit Enforcer” emblazoned along the side. It was equipped with a fake Texas plate, “911 STRIKER,” according to the report.

We've seen these "flamethrowers." Tesla used to sell them as a gimmick to melt snow. 

This one looks a bit more dystopian:

Chicago has quite the reputation as a place where you can get away with almost anything due to Crimesha's non-enforcement policies. This guy had a flamethrower, a pistol, 60+ grams of weed and a car tricked out with siren, oscillating lights and a black-and-white color scheme not unlike what LAPD has.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just the item for thawing out frozen door locks.

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11/07/2024 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He waz jus funnin....

11/07/2024 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three court dates and a dismissal....

11/07/2024 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clown came along way to get arrested. Shitcaga always attracts the best and brightest. Did they hand him an application ? Dudes got his own squad .win win

11/07/2024 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the hell did he get the money for a hellcat?

11/07/2024 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should just plead guilty now and take his Cook County probation. He’ll save multiple trips to the courthouse where he’ll just get probation in the end anyway. Can’t wait until Foxx and her ugly dog face leaves office. Hopefully the new state’s attorney will bring professionalism and respect back to the office…hopefully. The prosecutor is supposed to PROSECUTE!

11/07/2024 05:41:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

He's better prepared than we are.

11/07/2024 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy seems pretty wild. I saw his video in his fake police costume giving the camera the finger. Such a group of simpletons.

11/07/2024 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

St. Louis, like Chicago, has outlived it's usefulness. In fact, St. Louis is Chicago's future. You set it up, look in the mirror for the blame.

11/07/2024 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want that flamethrower. Because... reasons.

11/07/2024 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This offender was from Missouri and the weekend before the offender who got pinched with a rifle at 79 Kedzie during a drifting incident is from Wisconsin. Is this a new form of tourism?

11/07/2024 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the kind of asshole that the police used to "tune up".

11/07/2024 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the last scene in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

11/07/2024 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen this car out in Villa park at a dried in restaurant called STRATS where they police have had problems all summer with these assholes.

11/07/2024 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just wants to be part of the change, extra crispy.

11/07/2024 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gage Park used to be such a nice place to live.

11/07/2024 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The description of all those items sounds like the toys of a tiny dick loser.

11/07/2024 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

America was also a great place to live. Now its like walking and driving through Epcot world everyday.

11/07/2024 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other cities are confiscating cars and flattening them with CAT 980 end loaders! Take that Shitheads!

11/08/2024 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tune up? I have preferred the term attitude adjustment.

11/08/2024 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw an article they are used to deter carjackers in South Africa.

11/09/2024 06:16:00 AM  

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