Mayor 3%

That three-percent discount Conehead is looking for from city vendors is actually his upcoming approval rating.

Also, we didn't make this meme - it was forwarded to us by a couple people who found it on the X/Twitter accounts of a few different people, one of which is titled SecondCityCop - which is NOT associated with us in any way:

But we do wish we had thought of it because it's hilarious.

What isn't hilarious is how quickly Conehead is driving the final nails into the Chicago coffin. You notice he didn't ask for three-percent cuts in government spending? Or three percent manpower cuts? Or maybe shutting down the aldercreature annual million-plus-dollar spending accounts?

How about cutting three-percent of his bodyguard detail?

What about his handlers over at the CTU - maybe dropping their salary demands down to three percent from nine or closing down three-percent of the under-populated schools or raising their pension contributions from two-percent to three (even though every other city employee pays around nine percent....bring that up next time they whine about "fair shares).

Someone else sent us this as a fundraising opportunity:

While raising money, the city can ruin the health of workers so they don't drain the pensions or they die off quicker.