Friday, March 07, 2025

Oh No

With no influence to sell and no corruption to grift off of, things are looking bleak for this about-to-be-starving artist:

  • Well, what do you know? Just weeks after Donald Trump took back the White House from Joe Biden, his formerly crack-smoking son Hunter is broke. Now, he is seeking to drop his own federal laptop hacking lawsuit against Garrett Ziegler, who exposed the contents of Hunter's infamous laptop through his Marco Polo non-profit website. 

    It’s been six weeks since the Biden Crime Family gravy train left the station, and Hunter is already strapped for cash. You really can't make this stuff up, folks.

    According to court filings in California, Hunter's attorneys claim he "has suffered a significant downturn in his income and has significant debt in the millions of dollars range." Imagine that; when daddy's no longer pulling the strings from the Oval Office, the money well runs dry faster than Hunter can say "Where's my crack pipe?"

Pretty soon he'll probably be on welfare, providing DOGE with another program to cut.

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29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You and me both Hunter.

3/07/2025 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To funny.

3/07/2025 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't he still have paintings to sell?

3/07/2025 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There has to be several suitcases full of cash somewhere in Bidens basement perhaps? Or in his garage? They are going to need a lot of cash for legal fees.

3/07/2025 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sure there is plenty stashed somewhere in an offshore bank account somewhere to a vague LLC that exists only on paper in Delaware.

3/07/2025 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunter might have to make art a sideline. Surely his knowledge of the natural gas industry, like when he worked for the Ukrainian gas company Burisma, can be parlayed into another gig in the industry, right?

(Hunter Biden is) “the smartest guy I know”

— Joe Biden

https://nypost.com/2020/10/29/biden-calls-hunter-smartest-guy-i-know-in-virtual-event-with-oprah/

3/07/2025 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I so broke I can’t pay attention

3/07/2025 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can the city find him a job...surely the County can...

3/07/2025 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even with his Pardon, now is the time to bring him back to Washington and have him sing to the Committees? He gets immunity and cannot refuse to answer questions? The legal cost will send Biden family to the hospital. When he perjures himself, Hunter can be sent through the court system again? Since this happens after the Pardon ended?

3/07/2025 05:47:00 AM  
Blogger DixonSyder said...

Somehow I find this Crackson Hunter being broke is a bunch of bull. He earned (🤣) stole millions of dollars during daddy’s terms as VP and so called president. His reasons for dropping the lawsuit are probably more related to it would fail and since it’s a civil issue testimony would really tell the story of how corrupt SloJoe and the entire biden family is. His angel who provided lots of cash and free legal services is a allegedly a heavy drug user and bought almost a million dollars of “artwork” from Hunter that accounted for almost all of income the sales of his paintings. He’s crying poor for a reason and not because he’s broke. One way to payoff or lower the national debt would be to sell tickets to piss on SloJoe’s grave when he hopefully suffers a slow and agonizing demise.

3/07/2025 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did hunter run out of corrupt business owners willing to pay $500,000 for one of his paintings so the big guy can take care of them?

3/07/2025 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might have been imagining this , but I could have sworn I saw Hunter ripping a car antenna off of a vehicle so he could smoke a rock. Poor guys really hit rock bottom.

3/07/2025 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to his thriving art business. I heard they were calling him the next Andy Warhol. Sucks when you rented an 11k a month stabbing cabin in Malibu and it burns down.

3/07/2025 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunter can always learn to code-no joke. Come on, man!

3/07/2025 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hunter will be hired by the city of Chicago to oversee the construction of the obamama library building that is already 200 million over budget and rising

3/07/2025 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crock of shit. He is still tapping of his offshore accounts

3/07/2025 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Big Guy and his proxies aren't likely to give up any of their grift for this loser.

3/07/2025 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunter is more likely to wind up DOA in a seedy hotel after being laid out by an 8 ball, a Chinese hooker at his side who "no speak English."

3/07/2025 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunter is broke? I’m kinda broke myself, I bought three of his paintings

3/07/2025 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's his sugar daddy that kept posting bail $$$. Oh, no Joe, no go.

3/07/2025 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly. Him and papa Joe. Get one of them to commit perjury and nail them on that “new un pardoned ” crime. To bring that senile shit bag in to be grilled before congress would be outrageous but that’s never stopped Trump.

3/07/2025 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if he committed any crimes most could be when he was vice president which the Supreme Court hasn’t ruled (yet) can’t be prosecuted like for president.

3/07/2025 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring James in too. Grill them all and with no 5th protection there’s a good chance you can nail one of them on a lie.

3/07/2025 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that there was funny...!

3/07/2025 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's claiming they were in a warehouse that burned during the California wildfires.

3/07/2025 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries. The value of his artwork will skyrocket. Once he's dead, that is.

3/07/2025 11:51:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Good way to go.

3/08/2025 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll bounce back, after all, he is a world-renowned artiste with the canvas as his medium. Putting up circus tents is hard work!

3/08/2025 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masterpieces in flames! Oh, the humanity!

3/08/2025 01:01:00 PM  

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