Conehead in Washington
He's been there since Sunday, being prepped and coached by a variety of lawyers and politicians including (supposedly) two ex mayors of Chicago.
Assorted drinking games will begin upon commencement - 0900 start time. We haven't had a really good opportunity to do some day drinking of late, so we're looking forward to it. Any mentions of:
- racism
- teachers/CTU
- black wife and 3 black children
- DEI (or individually diversity, equity, inclusion)
- community (fill in the blank)
- west side
- Sparklefarts / Obama
- progressive
- immigrants or undocumented
- raggedy
- collaboration
- systemic anything
....will result in us taking a shot of whatever happens to be handy.
We expect to be tipsy by 0920, legally drunk by 0940, and headed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning no later than 1000. See you on the other side.
Labels: national politics, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
97 Comments:
How did a straight up shithead get elected mayor. This city is truly lost.
Chicago politicians don’t support my values anymore. My heart isn’t into living here anymore. In four years my family and I are gone. The Democrat organization doesn’t think of me or my family when considering how to govern. Good by soon Chicago, Illinois.
Talk about carnival barkers and charlatans. The Democrat organization is into theatrics. Meanwhile they are destroying everything they touch.
I played the drinking game this morning listening to Paul VALLAS on 056 AM.
He has a TERRIBLE habit of saying "At the end of the day" . . . he must have said it over 25 times.
I took a shot when I listened to it on the below replay of the show.
I'm STILL fucked up.
Go to the 3:29 mark below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRYKBxEsGU
Sad to think this is who is representing Chicago. I can’t wait to get out of here!
The biggest shit show on earth. The USA is going broke and these goofs want the waistless spending to continue. The definition of insanity applies to this. Like a used car salesman selling a lemon. They will sell this crap to the US public.
Usually, congress-critters like to grandstand and interrupt speakers. I hope they don't do that in this case, let the entire country hear this clown speak.
Or any time he starts a sentence with “let’s be clear!”
Raggedy Bingo!
Blame Nixon and MAGA nationalists never blame the man in the mirror
Can’t wait to see this. Will the hearing out perform the Democrackpot’s vile display at President Trump’s State of the Union Address. They are definitely the party of the perverted.
Don’t forget “better, stronger, safer”
The best clown show ever put together in one building. I can’t wait to see it
I don't think I have enough alcohol.
Evil group running Chicago.
Don't forget "better, stronger, safer Chicago."
You'll definitely be stiff by 1000 hrs because that dumb chumbalone will show his ignorance to a national audience.
Is he taking his detail? Washington is a scary place.
Duck and cover.
How about letting the people of Chicago vote if they want to be a sanctuary city. Brandon Johnson won’t let that happen. He knows the people living here doesn’t want it. But he does it anyway. That’s why his approval rating is at 6%.
Buck tooth moron
What if he has a panic attack and freezes up?
What if he has the big one?
Just wondering
you forgot stakeholders and Trump is bad. he is getting prepped by members of "the View" Joy Reid will be her cornerman
Why wait, I'm drunk now.
I'm hoping to see Conehead doing a full perp-walk, hands cuffed behind his back and maybe a burse ot two for resisting arrest.
This is just the beginning, after they ask the questions, the attorney general will be here in two months to look at the Chicago books.BYE BYE BRANDON
Low turnout, and Chicago getting what they deserve.
On an unrelated note, I was at a seminar last week where the speaker spoke for two hours. Five minutes into the rambling I started counting the Word "ALRIGHT" which he used in his explanations. I counted over 500 times.
The democratic side of the room sat there stone faced holding up signs like Wile E Coyote before he falls off a cliff. Al Green shaking his cane at President Trump and Nancy Pelosi sitting there with a covid mask on show just how bad a shape they are in. Adam Schiff-less sitting there looked like he was ready to burst into tears. They couldnt even stand up and cheer for Laken Riley's family, or a 13 year old child cancer patient who supported law enforcement.
Conehead is being prepared by two failed former mayors who were also out of touch with the voters. If they are going to try and justify their failed agenda through mayor BJ they are going to be dissappointed. Littlefoot, and 9.5 preparing conhead for this, should give you pause if either of their names appear on a ballot anytime soon in Chicago elections. They share the same progressive agenda to drive the city even deeper into debt and the same failed immigration policies that dont work. Period!
If you come to Florida, don't bring your politics with you!
FYI, just got my WEP retro check deposited in my bank. Nothing yet on how much the monthly increase will be. It was a nice chunk of change
Someone should slap a sign on his back that says "We don't support him" on his back as he enters the congress. Brandon has a 6.6 percent approval rating going into his. It is only going to fall further after this.
Im just amazed at how strong he is going forward with his ideology and failed agenda. I think he is actualy stupid enough to try and lecture congress about his personal and progressive agenda. It believe it is entirely possible that Lori and Rahm are setting him up for an epic failure. Politics in Chicago is a bare knuckle sport. And BJ is the kiss of death on voter support. Even some of BJ's own people dont approve of him.
I predict a complete failure today...stay tuned! Another reality show is about to start.
You and your family need to move out of Cook county, and Illinois. Yes, it's that bad everywhere. Just saying.
Good one!
Good luck with that one
WEP Update from SS 5-3-25
https://www.ssa.gov/benefits/retirement/social-security-fairness-act.html?tl=2
I blame President LBJ for creating the welfare state and destroying black families.
I have never laughed so hard and the hearing just begun. The mayor looks petrified and his eyes are bulging out of his head. The chairman talked of the recent murder of the man in Norwood Park committed by two illegals with criminal backgrounds. The camera panned over to Johnson and he was in pure shock and had no idea what the chairman was talking about. It was priceless! .
Go on line and read the statements of each sanctuary city mayor. Of course Johnson's is the most unprofessional and illogical. It's nonstop rambling and he says nothing, it's embarrassing. To think Lori and Rahm helped him write this only makes it better. The three stooges said Chicago needs the illegals because they help the police solve crimes and if they get deported crime will go up in Chicago.
The presidential address to Congress, last night clearly show’s the callousness of the corrupt socialist Democratic Party ! That four star fucking clown Al Green’s show boating is a perfect example of the entire unqualified incompetent Democratic Party !
I just have to laugh at your title "Conehead Goes To Washington". Perfect title for an old SNL skit.
I hope you make it four more years. I left six years ago and never looked back. There is life outside of Illinois/Chicago.
Off Topic: I am retired ISP just received my Social Security Back Pay
$4600. My monthly increase is $327. It won't save my life but it beats a kick in the ass. This amount was posted to my account this morning 3/5/2025 12 hours after President Trumps speech to Congress Imagine That!!! Thank You President Trump. Hope this Comment finds all you guys in good health enjoy the windfall. ISP Retired 1999
Car Credit on south Western. Lemon capital of the south side.
He's spouting the canned answers he was given to memorize. But they don't fit the question!
Did you know Boston is the safest big city in the US ? I do now because she said it 50 times.
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ssc this is great everybody in the ounteryside gets to see what a dumb stupid racist hater he is
Same here. Leaving and I am the 3rd generation born in Chicago.
Unfortunately Chicago is ground zero. We, Chicagoans have a front row seat to the shit-show :(
Couldn’t agree more
Michelob Ultra might help...
I left 8 years ago and it was the best move I ever made. I love what Chicago used to be. There were always crooked pols, gangs and crime but the police were respected and sometimes feared. That was often enough to keep the crime and violence down enough to make life feel safe for most Chicagoans. Sadly my kids still live there and I travel up there a few times a year to spend time with them. Love the food, hate the politicians.
it was the educated voters the democrats always brag about
Bonzo goes to Washington II, a banana republic production...
check Elgin school records, cone head dude had to be on the short bus
cone head is the best advertisement for black to hop on the BLEXIT Bus
a ctu rep on news saying they be representing the black and illegal community against ICE what happened to the Asian ,Caucasian and Hispanic childrenz
I watched conehead profusely sweating during questioning about his sanctuary policies. It looked like another anxiety attack would appear any minute. He filibustered and mumbled his answers but always indirectly answered the questions. Much like former secretary Mayorkas. Heres to hoping that he is now questioning his lifes choices...
Is that you Brandon? Simp!
What an insult to the intelligence of U.S. citizen taxpayers to watch these DEI sanctuary city mayors boo hoo whine and cry about federal funds being cut do to disgusting and disingenuous policies that create zones of impunity to terrorist.
The DEI mayors want to tell us "it's dangerous" to cut funds for healthcare education, housing funds and funds for transportation and infrastructure.
Yeah it's disgusting for the federal government they say AS THE MAYORS THEMSELVES ACT AS KINGS TRANSFERING FUNDS FROM THOSE EXACT SAME AGENCIES TO SUPPORT NGOS WORKING FOR ILLEGALS AND TERRORIST.
It's okay for a DEI mayor to rob taxpayers funds putting stress on healthcare, schools and rob infrastructure funds putting aliens first yet it's unacceptable when the fed cuts off funds.
Make it make it sense
Representative Mace told conehead that he sucked at answering questions no wonder his approval rate is under 6% lol
" Chicago was established by a black potatwatami women.." -- take three shots
Crime is down when your George Soros backed prosecutors drop the charge
CHICAGO — Authorities are trying to track down an illegal migrant and suspected Tren de Aragua gang member after prosecutors unexpectedly dropped his domestic violence case last week in an unscheduled court hearing that he did not attend.
--cwbchicago
Rep. Brandon Gill ripped Mayor BlowJob to shreds. The voters of Chicago have a serious problem to think this was the best candidate
Make sure you leave the occupied territory of Illinois as well.
Don't stop at abandoning Chicago. You must leave Illinois as well.
city of chicago thought the ballerina dancer was the worst, then Litefeet , conehead said hold my colt45 and mad dog 20 20
Conehead made a fool of himself. What a dick. Sun young moon also made a fool of her stupid ass. All fools.
Conehead was as nervous as a ho in a church. Sweating, deer in headlights, and just kept repeating what his trainers told him to say. Whole country saw that this fuckface dint want to be there. Thx Conehead. You embarrassed Chicago asshole. Raggedy. What a loser fuckstick!
Take your backpay and divide by 12 should be your increase, or close to it
Chicago is dumb enough to reelect this fool. I have no doubt.
You can thank the Chicago Teachers Union for Johnson. He’s their bought and paid for puppet. Aunt Toni also had a hand in this shit show.
Rep Scott Perry / Conehead - 662,000 illegals in the city. Conehead keeps mentioning “local law enforcement”.
So, since BLM Brandon is being referred to the Dept of Justice for criminal charges, will he be sent to callback?
Nancy Mace and Byron Donalds both ripped him some new ones.
You heard it here first. Lt. M. Vanek to 1st Deputy. The department is in dire need of his leadership. Good days are ahead.
Quote:
The questioning on Wednesday sometimes turned personal. One member of Congress called Mr. Johnson “a failing mayor.” Another told him, “you suck at answering questions.” Another suggested that Chicago’s homicide rate was high enough to warrant a travel warning from the Trump administration.
4000 N Marine Drive is a closeted Illegal Immigrant shelter. Mayor is disguising this as a "homeless shelter".
I do like when he sings Let's Stay Together though.
He is back looking for a job. His amabssadorship was cancelled.
Because 90% of his voters have IR #s
Trump had nothing to do with your check. That bill was passed by both democrats and republicans and signed by Biden before he left office. Let’s praise Trump for the good things he’s doing, we don’t need to make shit up.
The stupidity of somehow tying this to Trump’s speech amazes me. You’re lucky the check went out before Musk fires thousands of SS employees. I certainly didn’t vote for that when I voted for Trump
He is one raggedy stupid mother f-----
The worse administration in history, from the top to the bottom.
Rep Luna's criminally referring all the moron "sanctuary" mayors, including Conehead to the DOJ for violating the Immigration Act...
https://rumble.com/v6q74bi-watch-sanctuary-city-mayors-find-out-live-at-hearing-they-are-about-to-fafo.html
The stupidity of this troll coming on here and insulting our ISP guest.
Of course you did t vote for the cuts to over-bloated SS Dept because you obviously never listened to his rallies and never voted for him, so apologize to our guest and then STFU !!!!
Conehead thought that he was got to dance around questions like he do here. You’re in Washington bud. Answer yes or no.
6% Approval rating and dropping everyday...Soon his rating will match that of CNN
Just guessing the poster meant trump got these checks to us right now. Under Biden we were told it would take at least one year or more to get our retro pay and bump in monthly SS checks. Maybe federal employees are actually going to work nowadays and being held accountable to do the job they are being paid to do.
...and 80,000 VA employees! Is that how Trump & Musk "Thank You for Your Service"?!
I had mine figured out within a few bucks. If your unfortunate enough to
now be on the forced medicare system deduct those payments plus about 20
then you need to figure out how much more you will pay in taxes because according the math the ssa uses your in a higher tax bracket. Part of the ssa
is taxed at 85%. It is a most insane system.
A little extra money is always a positive however I see this as mostly a moral
win. I do appreciate the work of those that got this wrong righted.
I left Illinois last year for good to a red state and life has been glorious. I do not miss anything about Chicago
The best class I had in the military was a class on teaching classes. You teach a class and four instructors point out your bad habits. After four sessions, you lose those bad habits and build good habits.
I liked when that one congressman told ol Coney he would NOT allow him to filibuster and STFU
So Jean Baptiste Point Du Sable was just passing through I guess
He didn't once answer yes or no. And he got away with it.
3/05/2025 04:32:30 PM
Wouldn't it be divide the WEP retro-check by 14?
It covers all of the months in 2024, but what about January & February of 2025?
12 months in 2024 + 2 months in 2025 = 14 months.
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