Friday, July 04, 2025

Chickens Home to Roost

So what could have sparked the tremendous and generous outpouring of gunpowder and lead that littered the streets of River North Wednesday night? Were there any warning signs? Anything that would have tipped off party-goers and business owners that something bad was on the horizon?

Well, there was this:

  • According to court records filed in March 2024, Doyle was arrested in connection with the October 2023 incident in Calumet Park. Doyle [aka Mello Buckzz] allegedly hit Dade several times in her face, causing her to fall through a window, according to the court records. Doyle continued to punch Dade in the face, the documents said, leaving Dade with a broken nose and a “severe laceration to the right hand” that required tendon surgery.

Got thirty months probation for that one.

Reading some of her lyrics, we get a sense that this wasn't a one-off:

  • [Chorus: Mello Buckzz]
    I got my blick out, pull up, hop out, boom
    Better not act like you want smoke, this bitch gon' tweak and act a fool (And act a fool)
    Tryna diss, we fill his ass up with hot shit, he think he cool
    I feel like Django with my switch, I'll wet a bitch up like a pool (Buckzz)

For the unaware:

  • "blick" is a gun
  • "hot shit" is fired bullets
  • "switch" is an illegal device usually on a Glock that allows fully automatic fire

That's about the only verse we can quote without offending our mothers - the rest of the "song" is as verbally pornographic as you might imagine.

We'll say it's nice to see that the rap community doesn't practice sexism in its thirst for blood and violence - if a girl is going to make a diss track, she and her posse are going to be targets just like the boyz.

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60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the greatest thing to ever happen to her career

7/04/2025 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ghetto fills their minds with garbage like that every day all day long that’s all they listen to and when it manifests in live time right in front of them they scream for the police to save them. This is one of the many reasons why the ghetto is so effed up. The crap they fill their minds with.

7/04/2025 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember -

Black Lives Matter.

7/04/2025 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when did Near North become River North?

7/04/2025 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ferals. Savages. No end to this - it is who they are and what they do/know.

7/04/2025 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah the shit-hop crap music... I mean hip hop rap

7/04/2025 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always found it amusing when they shoot each other... I'm 60 yrs old and have yet to see this violent gun the media and dems keep speaking about that is the cause of all these shootings.

7/04/2025 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They do as they will as they can, until that when and where removes all can do from their will.

The chalking marks the where.




Chalkie

7/04/2025 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew what those lyrics meant.. I’m hip like the kids

7/04/2025 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Art Is restaurant advertises as a BYOB restaurant (bring your own bullets)

7/04/2025 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is/was the ultimate musician? Who knows music better than anyone? Who was in charge of the choir in Heaven?
Who uses music to influence the human brain and destroy humanity?
Case in point.

7/04/2025 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

‘I’ll wet a bitch’ lyric basically means that you’ll pump bullets into a body and ‘wet’ the ground with lots of moist victim blood.

7/04/2025 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome lyrics she finna get lit up her own damn self by dudes blick

7/04/2025 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thrash called rap keeps giving, I mean taking!

7/04/2025 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and how many times did she/it/her say the n word

7/04/2025 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody wanted to turn Mello buckzz into Mello Lorraine Swiss cheese.

7/04/2025 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So ghetto....

You go girl......

7/04/2025 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By chance are they products of the CPS? Well trained CTU minions?

7/04/2025 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not how anyone is surprised by this “mass shooting” and I’m not sure why anyone cares.

7/04/2025 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss old-school Motown and R&B music, great stuff.

7/04/2025 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how the address of the party was kept secret to try to avoid retaliation. Didn't work too well.

7/04/2025 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Gotham City had a one night stand with Thunder Dome and said one night stand resulted in a pregnancy that bastard child would be Chicago.

7/04/2025 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Headlines should’ve read

DRILL FANS GET DRILLED

7/04/2025 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't worry about this,,,, the alderman blamed it on the rules and laws (that the aldermen made) and not the criminals doing the shooting,,,,, yes sir,,, all we gotta do is change the rules and laws and you just watch how those criminals stop committing those crimes,,, yep,, that's it

7/04/2025 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember growing up and Ozzy, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister and so on were the 'devils'. Now, those songs are like a Mr Rogers intro compared to what this crap rap is about

7/04/2025 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the news article, she has blonde hair. I'm offended by her appropriating my people's hair color.

7/04/2025 09:14:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

They are so very creative.

7/04/2025 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's my considered opinion that a renegade gang of music critics did it.

7/04/2025 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In fairness violence such as this always followed Beatles concerts. Just sayin’.

7/04/2025 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That ain't no Hank Williams song?!

7/04/2025 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, this was a girl. I’m so sorry I just figured it was a dude. It’s refreshing to see women breaking the glass ceiling.

7/04/2025 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw Danny Davis on tv blaming, get this…guns!

7/04/2025 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1 song of all time, I guess. "and the Countdown continues..." -Casey

7/04/2025 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could this happen?? The business advertises itself as a safe space for black brown and lgbtqia+ people/folks??

7/04/2025 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This is one of the many reasons why the ghetto is so effed up. The crap they fill their minds with."

That crap ain't coming out of Compton, but a few miles north from Hollywood.

Many make big bucks pumping raw shit in mass quantity.

Most will recall the old gangster grip, and it didn't come from the ghetto.
That side grip may have saved more than a few by misaiming.

The more Hollywood you watch, the more you believe it is real.

Hollywood, where shootouts are a few instant deaths and the rest fully recover with an arm sling. Never any colostomy bags or 24/7 care required forever.

Life is good for the Hollywood shit slingers.

7/04/2025 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is quite the eloquent wordsmith. I wonder what charm school she graduated from.

7/04/2025 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Master Blaster!

Groot on JB Prickster's back...

7/04/2025 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edward G. Robinson says "tunes on the violin" trump rap music, see?

7/04/2025 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superman likes Kriptonite more than I like Rap music.

Singapore has banned rap music and executes hard drug dealers like George Floyd.

Let s bring in the Han Chinese that have successfully run Singapore since the British army surrendered to the Japanese.

English is the official language of Singapore and unlike other ungrateful ex British colonies (;Happy July 4th Treason Day) , safe, prosperous Singapore honors the British colonial period .

7/04/2025 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me 2

7/04/2025 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep

7/04/2025 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“We got both kinds, country and western”

7/04/2025 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And when you go ashore in Singapore, your immigration form has a big red "Warning, Singapore Executes Drug Dealers". Plainclothes officers, no jury trial, judges are paid $ 1M per year, if you lose and appeal- sentence doubles if you lose the appeal. Very clean, orderly, prosperous place. All kids learn two languages. In Vietnam 10 years ago, I asked the guide, "what if a man gets a girl pregnant and won't marry her or get a job?' The guide said, "he WILL marry her and he WILL get a job." USA is becoming the third world.

7/04/2025 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aoc said all 18 victims should sue the city

7/04/2025 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gangsta rap lyrics? A recent conviction for a violent felony (on another
rapper)? Doesn't the CPD have a unit that pays attention to these
people on their social media accounts? This album party should
have been canceled. Even Stevie Wonder could have seen what
occurred outside of the venue happening at some point during that
evening. The city could have taken steps to prevent this, period.

7/04/2025 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With this latest unpleasantness now in a locale of well-to-do Progressives, it will be interesting to note whether they might experience even a moment of clarity about the chaos their policies have caused in the city.

7/04/2025 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Baby It’s Cold Outside is banned 🤦‍♂️

7/04/2025 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did it go from Motown to this filth?

7/04/2025 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need safer bull it’s

7/04/2025 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think that the use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the shooters will be approved?

7/04/2025 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Popular demand.

7/04/2025 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A vast difference between this shit now and black singers and bands in the 50’s
Although Roseland and Englewood were white then too

7/04/2025 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mello needs hooked on phonics🤡

7/04/2025 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Used to be in Singapore that if a deadly weapon was displayed in the commission of a crime, it meant the death penalty.

7/04/2025 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that detail really matter in the big picture? Most people don't know the borders of different neighborhoods as well as you do. Being off a few blocks is not that big of a deal for most news consumers but I understand locals worried about their real estate values. Don't worry too much. There will be another shooting somewhere else and this one will be forgotten soon enough.

7/05/2025 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you are planning to move there. Best of luck!

7/05/2025 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Policing doesn't always mean preventing events where they "predict" tragedies might happen.

7/05/2025 01:14:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

A new take on Dancing in the Street!

7/05/2025 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bib Dylan invented rap. It's Alright Ma, Gates of Eden, Subterranean Homesick Blues. And did it better....

7/05/2025 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob, not Bib...

7/05/2025 05:37:00 PM  

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