Weekend Prediction
Good thing the River North shooting happened Wednesday night. It would have thrown off our attempted prediction by almost 20.
Bad thing is it might provoke a cascade of revenge incidents across assorted territories, making our guess an exercise in futility. But we'll try.
Almost no rain on tap, high temps during the day, warm overnights, three-day holiday weekend.
Starting a few minutes ago 0000 hours, Friday 04 July and running through 0500 hours, Monday 07 July. Seventy-seven hours total we're going to go with ten dead and twenty maimed - thirty total bodies with extra holes.
As usual, HeyJackass.com has the only numbers that we consider accurate and official.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
29 Comments:
"Self cleaning oven" ~ Keep votin' Democrat
My card:
Have Chalk Will Travel
Chalkie
Ghoul Pool at the OEM is 39 shot and 7 maimed. So far over $300 in the kitty.
Only place retaliation is going to go is to Atlanta… yep, they flew in for this shooting. Her crew did some bad things down in Atlanta and this was a little payback. Pretty orchestrated because someone here had to set them up with the guns, hot car and a place to sleep. Word is that they may have gotten dropped off right at ohare for a red eye back to atl in the offending vehicle which was then found burnt in 025 about 20 minutes after it left ohare. Interesting stuff.
Well, Brandon did say that they are the most generous people. Expect high numbers because of that generosity.
and let's keep count on how many of the shooters/offenders will be described as MAGA supporters, white supremist, KKK, white nationalists or a registered Republican
It's been getting a little saucy around here. I got 8 KIA and 40 ventilated.
So what.....they can still vote by mail in ballot.
Crime is down. I’m saying 12 dead 78 shot.
The totals are getting further apart (Shot Wounded vs Killed) is because the hospitals are getting better at saving people, but mostly because of the shooters using full auto, they can't aim, it sprays all over. More shot, less fatally.
6/25
^ Exhibit A why this blog is better than any local newspaper
The numbers have been very disappointing this year. I know it's not conehead so I'm thinking our generous ppl are low on ammo. You go through a hell of a lot more with those switches.
12 and 22
Keep the line moving.
The reason reason the numbers are down is ICE is everywhere and the bangers are staying indoors to avoid getting scooped up !!
Just found out this little nugget for all the hard working and caring P.O.’S that transported victims to the hospital in that chaos We’d. My neighbor is a paralegal for a Law Firm that is already drafting up Law Suits against CPD for not waiting for CFD and BLAMING CPD for deaths and injuries…disgusting!
Since when is Chicago Ave in River North..
Depends on how many rap albums will be released. ;)
Odds are 2-1 there will be another mass shooting before Sunday night. Thanks Brandon
15 kilt and 30 ventilated lord have mercy
Numbers been down every weekend. 5 dead 37 shot.
When is the next RAP ( Rapid Ammunition Deployment) concert?
https://photos.app.goo.gl/jYjuK3yUdqn1yicSA
Yea but with rifle rounds one of these days they going to get 100% doa on a mass shooting. And that will bring change! Just kidding. Nothing changes.
The good old days when you just waited for ambos to arrive. Can’t sue. Good Samaritan laws and the foundation of our job, render aid.
I think it’s the North boarder of River North.
It's the south east ass end of cabrini.
Don't forget they throw bleach on victims and loop little nooses over their necks.
Post a Comment
<< Home