What in the Actual....
Rumor in the comment sections about stand-up Roll Calls being conducted all over Area 5 yesterday.
Anything to do with this?
Thanks to the dozen people who sent this one in.
And thanks to each one who suggested this was the new policy to discourage foot pursuits.
The Inspectors are looking for 5-11 pants and bump cards while commanders show up at Honors Funerals without proper insignia and this is going on?
Labels: department issues, un-fucking-believable
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Gotta be Area 3
Holy Bat Clogs !!!
She needs a few Chalkie Jibbitz on there.
ALL the cool kids have Batman Clogs!
Get with the program old people ! š š š
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I remember when a certain Watch Commander in 017 wore high heels with her uniform.
Batman!!!!
What next, geisha girl foot bindings?
How are you supposed to put a shine on them? WTF, Police are soft now.
The Selfie Police. The Cute Girl Police. The Tik Tok Police. Remember when we just rolled our eyes at the hair gels back in the day? Take me back.
Meanwhile scamming Ed Moser in 009 is writing up POs for minor infractions.
I'm getting old,, took a second..
WTC
As someone pointed out to me earlier, she moved her firearm behind her hip to clear room for her texting elbow.
Be styling and shit.....
Pretty soon people will be showing up to work in a bathrobe just like The Dude.
come on... show us what the change looks like
Crappy supervisors let this go on.
If the city has become Gotham, might as well dress Gotham (official Bat Shoes).
Where can we find this Crocs model ?
Let me guess, sheās one of the WOLās squeezesā¦?
Or is she the Captainās secretary?
Because clearly she hasnāt been involved in any sort of violent call on the job. Or possibly made an arrest.
But just last week Iām written up for an unauthorized pro 2nd Amendment patch?
Oh hell no, she can take my spot on the beat for a while. Iāve seen enough.
The asshole is entitled. A boss in the making!
Of course she has the pink hand sanitizer holder and pink door stopper
What's with the pink things hanging off the vest?
Is that a retro pic of the 179 lb evil snake Leia?
Hell with the crocs letās talk about that alien like way sheās holding the phone with her three fingers.
It's evident there are no uniform standards or uniformity on the CPD anymore. Best cars don't even use best tags. The entire department is a joke, deportable!!!
Wait until dude stomps on that idiots foot
WTF, maybe she should transfer to Florida and work Alligator Alcatraz with those crocs. What's with the pink accessories?
she has so much stuff attached to her vest she can't even see her shoes
At least she has everything else correct lol. But yes, this is ridiculous. Cmon girl...
But its not the flip flop kid from 26 and Cal!!! Testifying at GJ in birkenstock flip flops with a man bun, no star, and long sleeve undershirt under a short sleeve cpd shirt. That kid was TORE UP.
These young bucks on the job just have NO fucking clue on how to follow uniform requirements..its quite obvious these morons have never had a job before this one and think they are so entitled. Go now and get your double latte frappe with soy milk now.
Needs kiwi.
Hey I canāt blame her at least she is being truthful and up front that sheās not running for anything. I see lots of promotions coming her way.
Did anyone notice the black officer in uniform at the Pride Parade riding her bike with her long ORANGE braids?! The pictures were posted by the CPD on Facebook.
What a Krok of shit.
What a disgrace this job has become. I've been gone eight years and I can't believe how much and fast this department has gone downhill. I blame the commander and street Sgt for this shit. Wish you showed her face and district she's in.
Rev. Louie Farakan....his woman body guards would stomp her /his feet.....
Least we have pronouns correct now...
Downright dumb.
I'm sure ladies on this forum have far worse things to say. I'll go grab popcorn.
Who in their right mind shows up to work , as a police officer, in crocs ?
What a fuckn JOKE. I donāt see any men wearing that. How do women get away with this in the department back in my day all this was unheard of such bullshit that this department has gone down to.
Wtf?
Where the hell is her Sgt? What about the Lt in roll call?
What a croc of shit. āBE THE CHANGEā
How about starting by changing your shoes goofball!
I have seen female officers carry their purses, wear dangling earrings, but this is a new one. Should be sent home to change and docked a day. But, from what I have seen when I venture into the city is the male officers are not much better. What a sloppy and unprofessional police department.
Building looks like 005.
Eddie āGodās gift to police workā Moser?
Does your uniform command respect?
Typo, should have been WTF,?
Be the change! lol
she probably saw that other protected groups get to wear bright green and orange and purple nail polish and shoulder length dread locks so why can't she wear what shoes she wants,,,,,,, uniform standards are for the male whites
At least she came to work, unlike all the medical abusers.
Desk dollie
This never should have risen to the level of getting gigged by an inspector. She never should have been allowed to leave roll call without showing her proper footwear to a supervisor. No Sgt or LT saw this? older officers? (I have talked to young coppers), her partner? I know coppers (men and women) with all levels of TOJ who would have told this one to unfuck herself before hitting the street with her.
Woohoo.
This department is a absolute joke
At least sheās wearing black sox
I remember years ago they were happy you just showed up for roll call in 007 on 1st watch.
Are slippers next? What a joke!
Wow in this case bring on the Inspectors, that is embarrassing.
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Here we go again with Cox's Army. No 2 uniforms match. Google it.
The good is that other officers can determine with one look that she is completely useless and know immediately not to rely on her for any type of back up whatsoever. We have thought we had another officer present to help, but later discovered it was just an empty uniform.
"That's very stylish!"
- Inspector Callahan
That must be Jack!
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Why am I not surprised?
They should have the little mini CPD badges on the Crocs for that added fashionista touch...
It had to be Jan D or Fluffy.
If Commander Tate can get away with it, then why canāt this officer? I guess he doesnāt attend officersā funerals often enough to put his rank on his blouse.
A typical, entitled brat.
If you can't be sharp, look sharp.
Door jam
I blame the supervision. Wants to be everyoneās friend.
We had an officer dressed as a clown, standing for inspection at roll call in 007 long ago. Difference is, it was a joke and he changed into his uniform afterwards. They look like clowns all day now.
Best cars donāt need best tags, but beat cars need beat tags.
I live on the west end of 008. I see marked squad cars going west on archer to the Portilloās every day. I havenāt seen a beat tag in several months.
Sheās wearing crocs to work and your biggest concern is you canāt shine them? Jesus H Christ, you HQ people are unbelievable. Soft? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Maybe she has plantar fasciitis, or big bunions. Them hammer toes need a break.
While I agree with you, if a Sergeant or Lieutenant then there would be overwhelming numbers bitching about they are "killing" morale..... Standards need to be held, especially on a deatail.
012th District. 3rd Watch. Just embarrassingā¦
I have more questions than answers:
What is that pink & white thing hanging from her right shoulder?
Why does she wear that black phallic thing in front of her crotch?
What is the pink thing hanging from the left side of her vest?
That pretty much sums it up.
Not one leader took command of this problem. All someone had to do was tell her, hey, you forgot your work shoes/boots at home? Either borrow a pair from someone or go home and get yours, you are a safety concern and you make us look unprofessional. Even if the car was down for 1 hour while she went home and got her boots, her life or anyone elseās life is surely worth more than just an hour. Itās a shame that this department has become so shitty that she couldnāt even ask a supervisor to go home for a uniform adjustment. Everyone out for themselves, no one taking care of the people w/o a phone call. Then you wonder why our suicide rate is so high!!!!
is this "slippin" eddie moser formerly of 007? this guy spent more time on the medical for made up ailments than he did on the street. he gave up being an ET after a week because "it was too much work". guy is a fucking MUSH.
yea,,, some of the men get away with wearing earrings, nose rings, big beards, long dread locks and yes, some have eye shadow
Take some pride in the uniform that you worked so hard to wear.
Thatās the new DEI uniform. Nothing wrong with this if your a Biden voter.
I never liked good old Jan. A mean dingbat.
SCC,
Expect big changes next week. Superintendent is pissed off. No more outer vest cover!! Your bullet proof vest will be worn under the uniform shirt, no more cargo pants, or baseball caps. No more gym shoes, only shoes that you can shine. Duty belt will be the leather one, no more nylon duty belts.
Going back to the old school uniform. The way we left the academy is how the Sup wants us to to look on the streets.
this Dept has beat tags????
At least their black.
Why wasn't she called out by her peers..wtf is going on with dept? This is so embarrassing..
The tac-tickle crocs?
He will be doing it on days soon when he gets the DSS spot.
And what's up with all the pink? That stuff is not dependent approved and there is too many females with pink accessories and gadgets. Seriously someone start sparing them. This is not a Barbie police department
This is the worst photo shop ever! For all the retired dinosaurs this is a computer generated photo.
Well, obviously not a Cop!
Man, aināt that the truth!
Iām good with that!
You will not be pro constitution mister and you will cheer for ivan drago!
Thanks for taking one giant step toward eliminating stupidity on the job.
Get rid of the coward captain inspector. Have a sergeant with 10 years in patrol be assigned as inspector.
One per watch , citywide .
The Sarge wonāt be chicken shit and will write up the dog ass coppers
That's all another big bs story coming out of 35th street. He will never make any changes to anything. Will ride off in a few years with his gold braid pension. Got no balls to do anything cause cant give up "da money".
Can't wait to hit the medical because my back gave out from all the shit I have to carry on my belt now since I can't have it on my vest. Oooo and where would bwc go? And academy shoes while I am standing on my feet over 12 hrs during bullshit protest. Yeah definitely can't wait for this to happen so I can milk that medical caused by all the bs uniform injuries
No respect for fellow workers and no respect for coming home to her family.
Donāt plan on chasing anyone.
Donāt plan on running into backing fellow officers up.
The department has become a joke.
Next merit promotion will come her way.
If only. The photo was taken and posted by her partner. This job is a total freak show. Waitā¦Hoochie-Coochie is that you? Is this the guy that was wearing a WWI helmet at work.
I recall a traffic guy who we observed get out of his car to give a ticket. He was still wearing his inflatable neck pillow. I guess he gets points for still doing his job in the midst of a nap.
I might be wrong, but I think itās still a rule that you canāt be smoking in uniform or reading a paper. I get we are all glued to our phones now, but Iāve seen officers buried so deep in their tic Tok that they havenāt a clue of whatās happening around them. You shouldnāt be allowed to be burying your head in your phone while on the street or on a post. If thinking you can live without endless hours of texting or updating your social media while working makes me a dinosaur- so be it.
If thatās true, how are you going to wear all the shite this department expects you to wear now?
The moron needs to realize the image was AI lol
She didnāt get to be Commander grunting around in combat boots.
You Wish Chump !
Because beat tags are racist per Mayor Johnson
I agree & Iām a woman who likes pink, but thereās no need for wearing pink on your uniform. If not being able to wear 4 inch nails, red polish, long hair, 3 inch lashes, pink accessories, full face of caked makeup , dangly earrings, high heels etc makes you lose your off-duty femininity, maybe you shouldnāt pick this as a career. I was cute when I came on 30 years ago. I didnāt do any of the stuff I see these young women do now. Youād get shit from some old timers simply for being a female. If you proved you were there to work and could do the job, most generally respected you. There were always a few hard core misogynist, but honestly I got sick of the women whose work around was the beauty contestant shtick. I truly admired many women who came on in the 70s because honestly, they put up with so much shit back in their day & most- they were tough as nails. Never found one who was thinned skinned.
I'm a retired sergeant. I told a sergeant I know that I never see beat tags. A sergeant I know told me they aren't required anymore. I did an internet search and found the order saying beat tags are required. He then told me they just don't enforce it. And that's why you have coppers wearing Crocs.
Stay retired and put the pipe down.
SDSC Princess who had to work RDO.
Oh I hope heās pissed, pissed as a motherfucker. Pissed at himself for being Brandonās BITCH!
Fuzzy slippers were worn by the democrat civilians at HQ years ago. Not sure if they put a stop to it.
In 018 there is a girl on 1st watch that wears house slippers and joggers.
Dumbest response ever to supervisors enforcing the rules, "It kills the morale."
I hope he gets the second watch DSS job better than the fat ass gossiping POS that sits in the chair now go back on the medical
Years ago 018 had a 300lb female who worked the desk in crocs with no gun.
Iām glad to see someone is putting the newest model of āVanco Corfam Crocsā to use.
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Good luck trying to reload with the radio touching your mags. But this whole waste of a paycheck is going back into her office soon Iām sure.
Good for her. If she can get away with it why not.
And she wore 4" of spackle
hey wait a sec,,,if its in the Consent Decree you're golden. I got it straight from a guy at HQs who got it from the internet. On the downside he told me that pants are optional at all formal roll calls during summer months. Be safe and watch your 6.
This is not AI she works in 12 and itās real
Uh..it's called a uniform adjustment.
You canāt tell these younger officers anything. They come from that generation that was told as children that they could do no wrong and can do anything, the everyone gets a trophy crowd.
Shit if you think that's bad...the vice lord kid they recruited who's in 15 on mids shows up late every night.. throws up the hand signs every time he can on social media..and the bosses act mad but does absolutely nothing about it.... Kid gets whatever he wants...wonder who he knows
Hand sanitizer. These cops look like Christmas trees these days.
The smoking rule is not holding a cigarette in your mouth. You know, like dangling there while you are talking. Too many people don't understand what that meant when the rules were passed. It isn't about smoking. Nonetheless, good point about the excessive (and dangerous) phone usage out there.
Way to go! Nothing says ghetto like the sound the ghetto house slippers make. Hey now!
FOP better be ready to respond if itās true. Iām not wearing my vest under my shirt. FOP should file an immediate injunction in court if Snelling decides to change the way we wear our uniform. I bought my own molle vest four years ago so Larry can stick it up his ass. I donāt even like wearing that stupid hat with my dress uniform and Iām going to wear it every day? Blow me! Itās time we stand together against this douche bag.
Why punish the rest of us for one screwed up individual?
Future deputy chief of the academy there. Perfect for the position. With her highly tack tickle footwear.
I once saw a commander on the scene of a police shooting wearing shorts, glitter gym shoes, and 100 bangles on her wrist. Why even show up? No uniform, no ID, no side arm. Definitely not merit or DEI.
I call BS. The fat ass exempts would never enforce this. They look like shit so the troops look like shit. The outer vest cover is here to stay.
That was sarcasm...
Picture was taken on the street, not the office, so not a secretary.
No belt keepers in front
I agree, looks like the front entrance to 005 / Area 2.
Dressed like that, she should resign. That footwear is useless.
There's also a rule about not having cameras, radios, and televisions while on duty. Isn't today's smart phone a newspaper, television, radio and camera all in one device?
I'd love to see a sergeant find a test case for that Rule violation.
Bar and a star here, but cellphones are too distracting at work and should be left in your bag in the trunk while on the street.
Everyone has this all wrong. She is part of the unit that tests new equipment in the field. She is testing if crocs are comfortable at work, if they prove effective at cutting down the number of foot chases we engage in, if they inhibit vehicle pursuits by slipping off the gas pedal, if they cut down on the number of TRRs because it's hard to fight someone if your shoes keep falling off. The department is looking out for our safety and well-being by keeping us safe and out of lawsuits. Hopefully soon, all of us will be wearing crocs to work. You go girl.
Wait till you get old. That neck pillow was for pain suffered from several IODs that the city refused to pay for.
Yep. Being sober was a big plus, but not mandatory.
Is she in training for something ?
Sheās put on 9lbs from youāre post just a couple days ago.
People are so stupid to judge when she was on her way for uniform adjustment before she hit the street. Everyone is so perfect here and never has needed one. Idiots talking shit find out the facts first shit happens
Beat tags sole purpose is to make you more identifiable to inspectors, bosses and beefers. Good Riddance !!
Agreed. & I like the pink. GO GIRL!
Blame quaterman commander of inspections she failed in 7 and now in inspections. This department is a joke. The new police officers have no respect for the uniform. Chief Hein also itās his Bureau blah blah blah nothing is done about it and the problem continues.
Funny you say that, happened in 025. He also climbed the antennae in the parking lot.
Haha...yes!!
Thatās definitely some north side shit hahaha
Youāre lucky if you get a car with 4 wheels and it moves forwardā¦youāre worried about Beat Tags. They donāt even hand those out anymore lol
019 1stW, female SDSC mouse walks around in crocs as well.
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You are correct, the pink thing is an embarrassment.
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Back in the day ā¦.. 023ā¦.. AF who was the secretary for what became 1st Watch after rotating was eliminated walked around with his blue shirt open and hanging out and cigarette hanging from the mouth. This was really the only discrepancy that jumped out at you. But hey it was midnightās. By 0300 hrs most the desk crew was half stiff. But they got the job done and done wellā¦ā¦
Yes, A3
Retired here...I remember when everyone was getting written up for wearing black Nikes...or black Reeboks to court. Don't they make crocs in black? I mean, you don't want to clash with your uniform...
Crocs , sandals are a safety hazard when driving vehicles.. pose a danger to other fellow CPD.. how about chasing criminals & losing a Croc ?
what a croc of shit teeeeeee heeeeeeee
When is she ever going to reload
I donāt think that is the reasons are so high. Dumb statement
Wow! Shouldn't there some kind of psychiatric evaluation with this? I've only seen Crocs on kindergarten teachers. And this person is allowed to carry a weapon? What are all those do dads? a danger to herself and partner.
My LT wears those with shorts the entire tour.
I agree. This generation is brutal. I'm not sure what would happen if we had to put boots on the ground in a war. Then again, it would be rural, America loving men and women, who would be doing the fighting. Not soft ass, entitled inner-city kids.
Ursitti you mean?
let me guess Lt. A.D if he can do it so can i
The sad part of this event is the rumor is her partner took the picture and passed it around
If thatās true, Iām sure that LT doesnāt bother you. Your next LT will be dressed to impress and probably make your job miserable. Roll call is over and enjoy your unsupervised day. Some day you will appreciate it.
She has no use being the Police. What has she done in short career? Absolutely nothing
Sinking fuckin ship. Going down faster than the titanic. Larry and Brandon absolutely disgraceful
Sounds like Amin Jessani
That sounds about right.
Those are the new Tack-Tickle boots.
Poor leadership all the way down.
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