Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Weekend Numbers

We had predicted:

  • seven dead, twenty wounded from 1700 Friday to 0500 Monday

HeyJackass.com had:

  •  five and twenty five for the entire weekend

Using our hours though, the numbers drop slightly to three and twenty three.

And once they reevaluate the unfortunate three bodies pulled from Lake Michigan:

  • currently listed as a "domestic situation" which means only two things - three murders or worse, two murders and a suicide 

We're back to seven (or eight).

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29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mt sources tell me that the city reclassified those floaters as found persons/death investigations...
crime is down already

9/16/2025 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, if you are going to murder someone, do it Illinois. And better if done in Chicago, County of Cook. No consequences, no death penalty, just life in prison with three square meals, medical, dental, vision, all paid for by the hard working taxpayers of Illinois. May have to join a gang, be someone’s bitch, but as long as the state is run by demoRats the chances of parole/early release are damn good, so it’s all just a little inconvenience. Yup, Illinois is the Club Med of the Midwest for killers and incarceration.

9/16/2025 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait for next year. Chicago is falling apart. No policies or tactics changed for Chicago Police Department. It’s an outlier for this year’s shooting. Other crimes are up.

9/16/2025 12:59:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Keep the line moving.

9/16/2025 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bodies in the lake sad and beyond comprehension the rest of the mutts can do better like way better

9/16/2025 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC- are you trying to show examples of how crime is down 🤣

9/16/2025 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Crime is down in Chicago! Police have never been defunded in Illinois.
Rham Emmanuel never saw the McDonald shooting video prior to his reelection. Lori Lightfoot never refused to raise the bridges during the BLM protests in Chicago. And Brandon Johnson never became a leader in the Immigration support while having nervous break downs as mayor!

Did I miss anyone else?

9/16/2025 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the killers/shooters are
white supremist = 0
MAGA = 0
Republicans = 0
KKK = 0

9/16/2025 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only two things that are legitimate in Chicago are police statistics and pro wrestling.

9/16/2025 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, go ahead and put Nazi’s down for 0. They had a bad few years, perhaps a decade. But they’re innocent of modern day Chiraq carnage.

9/16/2025 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New school kkk = if I specify, they'll murder me.




Chalkie

9/16/2025 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are You thinking what I`m thinking?
Pack of Feral Stray Dogs Terrorizes Texas Town
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/09/canine-threat-pack-feral-stray-dogs-terrorizes-texas/

9/16/2025 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This needs to be verified & amplified if true.

9/16/2025 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Minneapolis overnight: https://www.fox9.com/news/minneapolis-mass-shooting-homeless-encampment-injures-8 8 were shot at a homeless encampment and guess what. The mayor is a Dem. Go figure!!!!

9/16/2025 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next, our Governor and mayor are going to argue that they never refused President Trumps help with sending in the national guard.
Meanwhile, Chalkie marches on to the next crime scene like the grim reaper in a full on charge...
They have lied so much and for so long that now they have to lie about their lies.

9/16/2025 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Lord. Now they is killing people in the lake. President Trump will send the National Guard to patrol land assets, now he has to make additional U.N. like peacekeeping plans to send in a United States Marine amphibious landing force to secure the beachheads. Chiraq has an ongoing war on land and now sea.

And democrat authoritarians will ratchet up their go to hate rhetoric and pre-arrange leftist wingnut leaning disruptive court outcomes with their established progressive tilted judicial networks given the President's intention to restore law and order in a democrat battlefield making Chicago Safe Again. Bring in the National Guard. Bring in the Marines.

9/16/2025 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the shooters/killers are...

Oops. You forgot to list the national Rifle Association (NRA)

9/16/2025 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? 80% + of those murderers will never be convicted. Chicago is a murderers best friend. They don’t have to fear prison.

9/16/2025 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can those numbers be correct? Biden and his fellow travelers say that those groups are the greatest threat to democracy that the world has ever known.

9/16/2025 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it’s time to pull out all those part time caps officers out and add them to the watch’s

9/16/2025 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why don't they count overdose deaths as a murder, someone sold them the illegal drugs.

9/16/2025 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No politicians in this city or state cares and neither do I

9/16/2025 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure we believe the contrived numbers, just like we believe the 100 + cars found in the Chicago river with bones inside, died of covid.

9/16/2025 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor moosh head says cpd is gonna work with protest organizers to help out with protests the same protesters who call you names call to defend you fight and spit on you that's good. He signed an executive order he means business. Thank God I'm retired

9/16/2025 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe this will help with the numbers get ready get that go let’s make sure we give these guys the support they need. They also have telephone numbers to report illegal criminals. Let’s make Chicago great again.
https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2025/09/16/border-patrol-announces-immigration-operation-in-chicago-area-as-trump-says-he-will-deploy-to-national-guard-to-city/

9/16/2025 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/unearthed-emails-show-left-wing-group-quietly-writing-policies-progressive-das-no-billing-no-publicity

9/16/2025 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murder suicide. Quick clearance. Remember it’s all about numbers, and they love clearing murders.

9/16/2025 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worst one that I have read here was a coroners' report about an unidentified body found wired to a chair in an abandoned warehouse, all major bones broken with a pipe abandoned at the scene, and fed upon by scavengers over a period of three to four months.
Coroners' conclusions: "Cause of death undetermined."
John in Indy

9/16/2025 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I shall always defer to HeyJackass on the math.

This region keeps me too busy to bother with maintaining a running tabulation. Even if I gave a fuck.



Chalkie

9/17/2025 10:28:00 AM  

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