Friday, October 03, 2025

Three Guesses

Another "no cash bail" success story:

  • Two Colombian men accused of stealing thousands of dollars in cash from an ATM attendant’s car on the Northwest Side have disappeared after being released on electronic monitoring.

    On September 7, a 66-year-old ATM attendant parked his car in the 6600 block of North Oliphant in Edison Park and walked to a nearby restaurant and bar to service a cash machine. When he returned, he found his rear passenger-side window broken and a backpack containing $10,000 in cash missing, according to a Chicago police report. Surveillance video showed two men, one acting as a driver and the other breaking into the car, police said.

    [...] Both men were charged with burglary and with driving and vehicle registration violations. Because those charges are not detainable, Judge Susana Ortiz ordered them released on ankle monitors, according to court records. But those records show neither man showed up for court on September 22, and Judge Anthony Calabrese issued failure-to-appear warrants for both of them. They had not been located as of Tuesday night.

So....:

  1. hiding locally?
  2. ICE custody?
  3. or Columbia?

Ten grand split two ways isn't going to get you that far. 

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39 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colombia *

10/03/2025 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>>Ten grand split
one way will get the winner twice as far as two.

10/03/2025 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team Homan gonna get ya. !Adios!

10/03/2025 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can probably believe they are in this country illegally. They will stay in Chicago because they know nothing is going to happen should they be caught again.America the land of opportunity for criminals.

10/03/2025 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they steal the ankle monitors also?

10/03/2025 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inside job.

10/03/2025 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dumb can you be to leave that kind of money in your car Einstein

10/03/2025 04:42:00 AM  
Blogger Me said...

Kill your partner. Take his share...

10/03/2025 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So even when offenders are caught and arrested then charged with crimes! The offenders just disappear…….I am shocked! How did this happen?

Thanks to JB the Shister governor.
Remember you’re a victim of JB’s voting machine.

10/03/2025 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ten grand carried around in a car for an ATM?? The morons running that show deserved to get robbed. Hire an armored truck and guard cheap bastards.

10/03/2025 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pritzker’s UnSafety Act is the gift that keeps on giving.

10/03/2025 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like it. What idiot would leave `all of that cash in an vehicle unattended ?

10/03/2025 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, they are OK.... they will be back to vote....

10/03/2025 07:42:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Governor Jelly Belly Pigster likes hearing this.

10/03/2025 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um...um...hey, do you suppose the Feds could get subpoenas for any/all ankle monitors? My friend just wondered.

10/03/2025 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Fuck You, Pay Me said...

I heard they were last seen at FOP buying a painting from Catanzara.

10/03/2025 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ Vought Freezes $2.1B In Chicago Projects Over "Race-Based Contracting"
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/russ-vought-freezes-21b-chicago-projects-over-race-based-contracting

10/03/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More pigster and Illinois democrat failure. NEXT……

10/03/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you president Trump!!!
You are my hero and democrats worse nightmare 🤣

10/03/2025 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pueblo, CO police have released video showing an officer forced to run over 36-year-old Antonio Herrera, who fled a shoplifting run with a gun and tried to steal a family’s vehicle before being struck by a Pueblo PD unit vehicle and killed.
Saving taxpayers millions of dollars.
https://x.com/Rightanglenews/status/1973389947064274947

10/03/2025 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ICE will find them. Then deport them.

10/03/2025 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say they spent it all on hookers and blow, and are aimlessly wandering the streets of New Jersey.

10/03/2025 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 10 large will be split 3 ways. Prickster wants his cut too

10/03/2025 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always leave 10 or 15 grand laying on the front seat while in Chicago.

10/03/2025 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say, did Brandon hire a couple of new guys to cut his grass?

10/03/2025 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go figure

10/03/2025 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, can this be for real drone attack in Chicago?
https://www.twz.com/air/cbp-claims-credible-threat-of-drone-attacks-prompted-massive-chicago-airspace-restrictions

10/03/2025 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The judge will mail them a postcard. One of those touristy Chicago ones.

10/03/2025 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 2 caught said there was only $8,000 in the bag,,,,,, victim refused comment

10/03/2025 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then turn around and pay his turd family the millions saved.

10/03/2025 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Throw in a Food Truck and you got a deal

10/03/2025 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATM Technician must be new here. Who in their right mind leaves anything of value in the vehicle, let alone 10 grand? Sounds like the ATM Tech was in on the scam, they didn't kick up his cut and so he turned them in.

10/03/2025 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Greg G said...

Thanks to Cone Head &
FatAss! Be sure and pull a Democrat ballot and reelect these two! They are an embarrassment to the entire State of Illinois!

A Salt n Pepper team of Dumb & Dumber!

10/03/2025 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we talk about how Kristi Noem was denied access to a broad view building namely city hall to use the restroom while illegals slept in district stations and had access to all! What a disgrace Broadview led by a crap Chief.
Kristi most of us stand with you silently as most of us can't lose our jobs!
Broadview your a disgrace!!

10/03/2025 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not an inside job. But thanks merit detective.

10/03/2025 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judges don’t care anymore. We just had someone who got out of IDOC not more than two months ago. She’s been on a bender, trespassing, thefts, etc. The other night she decided to steal a car, commit a bad hit and run, ditched the car and then pulled a knife on a handful of people before she was arrested. They said what we had wasn’t “detainable” and she isn’t a public or flight risk. Completely ignored that she’s on pre-release for five other cases and still let her go. This county don’t give a shit about holding criminals anymore until they finally just kill someone.

10/03/2025 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they aren’t wasting it

10/04/2025 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably got their $1000 travel assistance stipend from the feds and took that money to Colombia.

10/04/2025 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Hey Sun-Times Super Special Clever Detective Journalist Task Force, this one sounds like a slam dunk for you guys

10/04/2025 04:52:00 PM  

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