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Another "no cash bail" success story:
Two Colombian men accused of stealing thousands of dollars in cash from an ATM attendant’s car on the Northwest Side have disappeared after being released on electronic monitoring.
On September 7, a 66-year-old ATM attendant parked his car in the 6600 block of North Oliphant in Edison Park and walked to a nearby restaurant and bar to service a cash machine. When he returned, he found his rear passenger-side window broken and a backpack containing $10,000 in cash missing, according to a Chicago police report. Surveillance video showed two men, one acting as a driver and the other breaking into the car, police said.
[...] Both men were charged with burglary and with driving and vehicle registration violations. Because those charges are not detainable, Judge Susana Ortiz ordered them released on ankle monitors, according to court records. But those records show neither man showed up for court on September 22, and Judge Anthony Calabrese issued failure-to-appear warrants for both of them. They had not been located as of Tuesday night.
So....:
- hiding locally?
- ICE custody?
- or Columbia?
Ten grand split two ways isn't going to get you that far.
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>>>>Ten grand split
one way will get the winner twice as far as two.
Team Homan gonna get ya. !Adios!
You can probably believe they are in this country illegally. They will stay in Chicago because they know nothing is going to happen should they be caught again.America the land of opportunity for criminals.
Did they steal the ankle monitors also?
Inside job.
How dumb can you be to leave that kind of money in your car Einstein
Kill your partner. Take his share...
So even when offenders are caught and arrested then charged with crimes! The offenders just disappear…….I am shocked! How did this happen?
Thanks to JB the Shister governor.
Remember you’re a victim of JB’s voting machine.
Ten grand carried around in a car for an ATM?? The morons running that show deserved to get robbed. Hire an armored truck and guard cheap bastards.
Pritzker’s UnSafety Act is the gift that keeps on giving.
Sounds like it. What idiot would leave `all of that cash in an vehicle unattended ?
Don't worry, they are OK.... they will be back to vote....
Governor Jelly Belly Pigster likes hearing this.
Um...um...hey, do you suppose the Feds could get subpoenas for any/all ankle monitors? My friend just wondered.
I heard they were last seen at FOP buying a painting from Catanzara.
Russ Vought Freezes $2.1B In Chicago Projects Over "Race-Based Contracting"
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/russ-vought-freezes-21b-chicago-projects-over-race-based-contracting
More pigster and Illinois democrat failure. NEXT……
Thank you president Trump!!!
You are my hero and democrats worse nightmare 🤣
Pueblo, CO police have released video showing an officer forced to run over 36-year-old Antonio Herrera, who fled a shoplifting run with a gun and tried to steal a family’s vehicle before being struck by a Pueblo PD unit vehicle and killed.
Saving taxpayers millions of dollars.
https://x.com/Rightanglenews/status/1973389947064274947
ICE will find them. Then deport them.
I say they spent it all on hookers and blow, and are aimlessly wandering the streets of New Jersey.
The 10 large will be split 3 ways. Prickster wants his cut too
I always leave 10 or 15 grand laying on the front seat while in Chicago.
Say, did Brandon hire a couple of new guys to cut his grass?
Go figure
Wait, can this be for real drone attack in Chicago?
https://www.twz.com/air/cbp-claims-credible-threat-of-drone-attacks-prompted-massive-chicago-airspace-restrictions
The judge will mail them a postcard. One of those touristy Chicago ones.
the 2 caught said there was only $8,000 in the bag,,,,,, victim refused comment
Then turn around and pay his turd family the millions saved.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Throw in a Food Truck and you got a deal
ATM Technician must be new here. Who in their right mind leaves anything of value in the vehicle, let alone 10 grand? Sounds like the ATM Tech was in on the scam, they didn't kick up his cut and so he turned them in.
Thanks to Cone Head &
FatAss! Be sure and pull a Democrat ballot and reelect these two! They are an embarrassment to the entire State of Illinois!
A Salt n Pepper team of Dumb & Dumber!
Can we talk about how Kristi Noem was denied access to a broad view building namely city hall to use the restroom while illegals slept in district stations and had access to all! What a disgrace Broadview led by a crap Chief.
Kristi most of us stand with you silently as most of us can't lose our jobs!
Broadview your a disgrace!!
Not an inside job. But thanks merit detective.
Judges don’t care anymore. We just had someone who got out of IDOC not more than two months ago. She’s been on a bender, trespassing, thefts, etc. The other night she decided to steal a car, commit a bad hit and run, ditched the car and then pulled a knife on a handful of people before she was arrested. They said what we had wasn’t “detainable” and she isn’t a public or flight risk. Completely ignored that she’s on pre-release for five other cases and still let her go. This county don’t give a shit about holding criminals anymore until they finally just kill someone.
At least they aren’t wasting it
They probably got their $1000 travel assistance stipend from the feds and took that money to Colombia.
^ Hey Sun-Times Super Special Clever Detective Journalist Task Force, this one sounds like a slam dunk for you guys
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