Another Felonious "Peacekeeper"

We're pretty sure that "peacekeepers" are driving entire categories of crime all on their own:

• Chicago police say Michael Nash admitted he was at the scene of a violent robbery in Woodlawn a couple of weeks ago, but only, he claimed, in his role as a neighborhood “peacekeeper.”
  
  But CPD also says he was actually one of the robbers and, in a notably unpeaceful twist, twice used phone calls from the police station to try to arrange for people to intimidate the victim and a witness into staying quiet.

After being caught attempting to arrange intimidation of witnesses, he threatened police.

He also has quite the background:

• Court records show Nash’s felony history includes two years for aggravated unlawful use of a weapon last year, eight years for being a felon in possession of a firearm in 2019, three years for the same offense in 2014, one year for possession of a controlled substance in 2012, three years for attempted robbery in 2008 and three years for possessing a stolen motor vehicle in 2007.

"Progressive" morons will start spouting about how "only someone who has been in the system can understand and work within the system" which is horseshit. Because they were in - and know how broken it is - they know how to exploit the system to their advantage and throw more sand in the gears.

Who hires these assholes anyway? Is it Conehead, Prickwrinkle or the CTU?