More Promotions
Deck chairs. Titanic.
- Michael Tate from Cmdr of 006 to Street Deputy
- Patrick Darling from Area 1 Lieutenant to Cmdr 022
- Andre Poston from Lieutenant of Public Transit to Cmdr 006
That is all.
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Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
Deck chairs. Titanic.
That is all.
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The 22nd District will see a massive surge in blue card activity under the new leadership
Darling is a Prince!!!!! Congrats Pat!
It’s not that I’m lazy, bob, it’s that I don’t care.
Those are ups....where da downs?
Congrats; the clout train keeps on moving!
Tate must be doing something right. We should all try to follow his course. As the Mandalorian says, "This is the way."
Just a waist of time. I don’t respect anyone being promoted by the current administration. CPD is currently broken!
These jokes write themselves, especially Tate. A guy who never spent a day as a Lieutenant in the Bureau of Patrol, will now be a Street Deputy in- The Bureau of Patrol. Good luck everyone..
That wouldn’t be the son of the same Darling who worked in 009 back in the day, and was Commander of SOS? It’s all legit folks.
Seriously, Posten? He should have been charged for his road rage from back in the day when he was in 001. Merit Sgt, and merit Lt, must be nice to be an anointed one.
Darling ? Seriously?? This guy and his brother have never had a bad day on this job because their dad was a boss. Fat Pat has always been in units and his brother Fat Matt made Sgt and went directly to the D unit. Nepo babies.
Darling is awesome! His Area 1 saturation teams have always been super pro active.
Tate is a useless, clueless, racist dickhead. I wonder if he’s gonna wear his oversized sweatsuits and shitty gucci sneakers out to police shootings?
Andre Poston!! So lazy, so entitled, hid out at Jones for years, full of excuses.
Oh God …. When will Spiro be replaced at 050 ?! The guys an arrogant prick and is coming up on 4 years now of being in charge. The guys a complete idiot who can’t be reasoned with or told anything. Every time he’s faced with an actual situation that he needs to make a decision on his response is “ I don’t want to hear it “ not to mention the Sgts on all watches are scared to death of him. He has no idea what’s going on because everyone’s afraid to talk to him. Sad part is he was a Sgt and a Lt at Ohare before he was a commander and he still has no clue.
016 will be having some changes they need it especially because of whatever game tac runs . At least there’s one working team , it doesn’t end in a 1
So, what’s the point of the rank Captain if we are promoting Lts to Commander? Oh, that’s right, to further drain our pension fund.
Good luck 006…triple merit as smart as the moron in 002…at least mass transit will be a better place
and all 3 of them were downtown to give burke an envelope to secure those promotions
Andre Poston, come on Snelling - be better or at least make an attempt to be better.
Tate was a terrible Commander in 006 and didn’t show up to one of his own officers funerals. He was a merit Lt after being a Admin Sgt for Snelling in Area 2. Upon making Lt he went directly to Narcotics. Not one day in a district, as a WOL or Field Lt. He’s never approved a TRR and now you expect this merit idiot to handle a major incident or police shooting. Larry you are a fucking idiot.
Whats going to happen to all the pretty pin cushions that Tate has been nailing in the 6th District CAPS Office ?
Isn’t Tate the asshole that didn’t go to his own cops funeral?
Are you the same crybaby complaining about having to do a lost and found report on the 3rd watch? Go back to a district and tell the officers all about it.
Yeah, it is. The old man was quite the doucherocket while he was head of SOS. Never the police. Don’t know the kid so I can’t say whether he was or wasn’t the police. I’ll give home the benefit that f the doubt for now
Shuffle the merit deck.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Stay out of town when one of your officers is killed in the line of duty? Check.
Call a beat car out over the radio for responding to a 10-1? Check.
The list goes on
Fuck smelling
That’s the lazy scam of a tact Lt
You are obsessed
He may not have a clue, none needed....He has clout....
Next Question...
When's the next Sgt. test.....
Next Question.....
Area Four had six Detective transfer out and two more transfer out on phone orders. Plus they lost one of their sergeants to Area 3. Not one person bid in. Sinking ship. But buy your Christmas party ticket.
You must be new to this job. No commander ever has and never will “handle” a police shooting. Do they go to the scene? Occasionally. When they go to the scene do they fuck it up? Always. Trust me, as a detective that has “handled” multiple police involved shootings, the last person you want there is a commander. Listen to what you are being told and stay away from all bosses at a shooting.
These promotions are kinda like picking up dog poop, without a bag.
Street deputy is where they put people they don’t know what to do with and too heavy to get rid of.
Yep
You spelled “retarded” wrong.
Nothing. Still will be taken care of.
Good old Jimmy, still knowing where the bodies are buried.
He took some shots out of his car at another car if I’m remembering correctly.
News flash, nobody smart wants exempt rank.
Don’t worry he’ll have his cup of coffee before he takes over as DC of counter terrorism.
It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and CPD arrests a few extra shitbirds, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different oversight agencies / merit morons right now. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different merit morons or SJW agencies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job from C0PA (Cuck F0PA). But you know, Bob, that will only make someone fly just under the radar enough to not get fired.
Once a pin cushion always a pin cushion
Was Tate promoted to be laterally assigned as Deputy Chief in BOCT in February 2026. A lot of talk at HQ about BOP, BOCT & BOD all being a certain hue at the top (Chief & Deputy Chief). Rumor was Wallace was going to Street Deputy to get him outta Narcotics and bring in Cmdr 010. I wonder what changed? Did Wallace finally get another job?!?!
Boston is the epitome of an ass kisser. It makes you wonder if Snelling or someone else makes these decisions. How do you make those moves and you still don't have a 1st deputy Superintendent. Horrific selection to lead.
Enough already.
I see Postons stock in Chapstick finally paid off.
Tate is Snellings bff he had to take care of him. So stop crying nothing changes in CPD. Good luck when he shows up to a police involve shooting.
He’s never at work. lol
2211 might patrol the beat for once. Bud lives by me and the squad is always parked in front of his house 50% of a shift.
These are your bosses ladies and gentlemen! One who skips funerals and a merit recipient, another is a son of a boss so he is thus anointed and the other is a clueless multi-merit recipient who couldn’t lead a full bladder to a urinal. Nice work from the Department as usual.
Maybe Second Watch, but every other watch 2211 is in 20 and 30 sector, never in the beat.
Good one Chief, but who is talking about a Commander handling a Police Shooting? Tate is a Street Deputy per this post. He will absolutely be approving TRRs for police shootings.
I hope Spiro is there until the day after you retire.
Just curious, what waste size do you wear?
any chance good ole boy andre was a merit sarge and loutenant
Let's hope, Darling can get 5 beats in every sector and a 1st watch tactical team to prevent smash and grabs in the business district,stick ups at our convenient stores.
I’ve worked under darling under both his previous two ranks and he’s one hell of a boss. Leaves you alone if you’re on your shit and helps you if you step into shit. Good luck, 22 is lucky to have him.
All of you talking shit about darling because of who his dad was? Wtf is wrong with you. I could understand it if he was a douche but that man is his own type of leader. All CPD is a bunch of cry babies. We finally have a few solid bosses in better positions and “oh his dad was a douche rocket”. Stop. No matter who a gold star recipient is, there will always be a few who either are pissed off because they never tried to get anywhere or never bothered to step out of their squad car. You call dodging POs who are miserable because of your own faults, coming to the blog throwing shade. I bet on your retirement day, you’re going to visit the blog or Facebook and tell everyone about your glory years of doing absolutely nothing being a pain in the ass to everyone on the watch. You all need a hobby.
Worst commander ever. Dan Alvarado. Afraid of his own shadow. What a fuckin dickhead
tate a hater n dumber than dumb
what is going on with don jerome?
His unit led the city in blue cards. That's considered proactive?
Get a life mr police shooting detective. Nobody gives a f*ck. The last advice i need is from you
Darling was merit also. Ask him
Bravo!
Does this mean 006 will have paper towels again?
Calumet college or online degree, best and brightest. Street smart coppers and military experience are much more qualified to be supervisors.
I had a Commander show up to a police shooting. Unbeknownst to us, the investigating detectives, he picked up a cut EM, walked around with it for hours and threw it on our desks at the end of the night. You’re better off when Commanders don’t show.
016 is a circus. Tim W needs to take over asap, and put the current commander back into hiding. High taxes and no manpower.
“PRT”
Darling is awesome, smart and the promotion is well deserved.
He's a dying breed and an absolute prince of a boss.
022 got a good one.
Just like the Lt in IRT who has a doctor say he couldn’t work midnights to get out of patrol.
But they have the warrant car with the super secret cook county warrant list!
At least the a1 prt teams are proactive- go look up a3 and a5 arrests. zero justification for existing
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It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and CPD arrests a few extra shitbirds, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different oversight agencies / merit morons right now. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different merit morons or SJW agencies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job from C0PA (Cuck F0PA). But you know, Bob, that will only make someone fly just under the radar enough to not get fired.
12/03/2025 09:56:20 AM
Lol!!!!well done my friend!! You’ve cured my case of the Mondays!
The place sucks now. Everyone’s leaving, and off you haven’t yet good luck
Don’t worry the new LT/commander to be coming in will fix that.
That is per usual, meanwhile the competent ones left and the ones that are in the pipeline are so few that they don’t want to take on more work for a title.
I live by Bud. No crime on me block
1. A BFF Deputy Chief
2. A clueless nepo(tism) baby Commander
3. DEI hire Commander who has been a do nothing his entire career.
Two DEI promotions followed by a legacy promotion. SMH.
Pat Darling is not a merit hack and is the working Police. Well deserved.
Exceptionally said sir!
Wallace destroyed Narcotics and Homan square like he did his credit score. That building is a joke filled with lazy juice babies. They need to dump everyone and start over.
You’re a clown, you spelled guns wrong
Trying to take hits at Darling? I Wasn’t on the job when his dad was but I can tell you his kid is a great boss. Helped a lot of people when they needed it and what matters most is that he treated everyone no matter if you are a worker, dog, PO or supervisor like they were human beings and didn’t screw with people just because he was a supervisor. He gets that this is only a job and people have lives outside of it and he has bent over backwards for people to make sure they are taken care of. I’ll take a guy like him all day long.
Street Deputy. Handled an officer involved shooting on our watch. Solid. Much respect.
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It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and CPD arrests a few extra shitbirds, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different oversight agencies / merit morons right now. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different merit morons or SJW agencies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job from C0PA (Cuck F0PA). But you know, Bob, that will only make someone fly just under the radar enough to not get fired.
Slow clap and a tip of the cap you brilliant SOB!
Hahaha. Fantastic
Darling's Dad promoted Jerome. Jerome now returns the favor and will retire shortly.
Sorry, I have experience with this, but I’m retired now. 022 has always been the stepchild of getting manpower. Only 9 beats for a district that size is crazy. Many commanders, deputy chiefs, chiefs and aldermen of past have tried to get more officers and more beats added and it’s never happened. It all started with Daley and his Bridgeport crap. He always looked down on Beverly and Mt Greenwood and didn’t care about it because it was all about the 11th ward. He had to make some bosses from the 19th ward to keep them happy and voting. Unless you get a mayor AND Supt who actually live in 022, you will never get more beats or more manpower. Once they made the “tier” system, 022 won’t be able to get more than three tac teams ever. In order to do that, the department would have to agree to give 022 XXX more officers which it won’t do. They did that to 016 about 5 years ago and added 20 more officers to the budget. After 3 years those spots quietly went away by attrition and never to be refilled. Asking for more beats to be added will be a losing battle. Actually, it’s already a lost battle.
Leaving in January
Come on he got his kid promoted to FTO.
Anyone that has ever worked with /for Darling knows with for a fact that he never got received a merit promotion. He scored high enough to be in the first class of Det’s, sgt’s, and LT’s.
And he is nothing like his lazy slob brother Det Sgt on 1st watch in A/1, who never did a day of police work in his career, and definitely used his father’s (RIP) phone call to get him to GIU, but he sucked so bad that he was dumped to 003 from gang intel in short time.
His newly made commander brother has always been the real police, who never once used his father’s name to get him anywhere.
Commander Darling is still young, under 45 years old with 19 yrs otj………..so we may eventually finally see the first upper exempt who made it there legitimately.
022 will now be the best district to work in, and will have the best morale because they will never be bothered by or asked to do anything that he wouldn’t first do himself.
Commander darling has always led by example, because he was lucky enough to be taught how to be the police from other non-merit, working supervisors who also led by example. For once, the dept got one right with darling. And it’s obvious that everyone making the negative comments have never met or worked with or around him, because if you did, you wouldn’t be find a bad trait.
Without a doubt, we now have an exempt who actually deserves it, and never used merit or a phone call to get where he’s been, and he’s never once in his entire career held an inside/admin spot unlike 95% of the current exempts. Congrats Pat, you’ve earned and deserve this new spot. Mute out the haters, who hate everyone, including themselves……and please continue to move up the chain, and try to spread some of your common sense and knowledge to the current exempts.
I can’t believe the overtime thieving neighbor of the former 022nd District commander/tact lieutenant parks his car at his house most of his tour and no one says shit about it. I can’t believe he got away with his theft in the first place, should’ve been charged criminally
Worked for Darling at CST, great boss. Takes care of the guys and tries his best to help you out as needed. I don’t care who his dad was, he’s a good guy and boss. 022 got a good one
Mendoza to narcotics wallace dumped ?
Well said Darling.
That’s the Greek way, never wrong.
Someone knows the connection. Thanks for sharing
Mayor Conehead said he wants snelling to look into CPD promotion system. Mayor only wants the Best, most qualified promoted. This was on WGN after to Sgt with sexual misconduct were promoted. The Best , Johnson must think allowing a 69% for Lt and 55% score on a professional exam provides the Best , most qualified candidate for a merit promotion.
WGN should look into that.
Poston is such a blowjob he will do whatever Tate bids don’t worry, those walking mattresses won’t go anywhere
005 has 9 beats too…if 022 wasn’t loaded with dogasses it could be a good district. Most of the guys on days are solid, afternoons has a load of malcontents, you have good sergeants, then you have sergeants like the husband and wife duo that take opposing medical stints because she’s the only one with kids and more worried about being the busybody mom PTA leader…022 needs a lobotomy not a redrawing
Couldn’t agree more!
I can only get so erect.
Well done. There’s hope just yet.
And crying are Sammy Cirone and Timmy Hawkins. But our dads were bosses too!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
E. Nigma
I am sure your life at the Airport is so terrible because of a Commander. Go back to a district, stop your complaining.
Relax Mark V, your wife will be commander/captain soon enough and you can continue pretending to be relevant on this job.
I think Blanton should be lateraled to area 4 to micromanage you guys to death to increase your closure rate. Area 2 will take Johnnie Tate please
Very well said. Worked with Pat many years ago and can say first hand he was a hell of a teammate and a damn good policeman.
Well you aren’t getting much better in 006 now
Can Tate even spell Deputy?
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