Wednesday, December 03, 2025

More Promotions

Deck chairs. Titanic.

  • Michael Tate from Cmdr of 006 to Street Deputy 
  • Patrick Darling from Area 1 Lieutenant to Cmdr 022
  • Andre Poston from Lieutenant of Public Transit to Cmdr 006

That is all.

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117 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 22nd District will see a massive surge in blue card activity under the new leadership

12/03/2025 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling is a Prince!!!!! Congrats Pat!

12/03/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not that I’m lazy, bob, it’s that I don’t care.

12/03/2025 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are ups....where da downs?

12/03/2025 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats; the clout train keeps on moving!

12/03/2025 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tate must be doing something right. We should all try to follow his course. As the Mandalorian says, "This is the way."

12/03/2025 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a waist of time. I don’t respect anyone being promoted by the current administration. CPD is currently broken!

12/03/2025 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These jokes write themselves, especially Tate. A guy who never spent a day as a Lieutenant in the Bureau of Patrol, will now be a Street Deputy in- The Bureau of Patrol. Good luck everyone..

12/03/2025 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That wouldn’t be the son of the same Darling who worked in 009 back in the day, and was Commander of SOS? It’s all legit folks.

12/03/2025 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, Posten? He should have been charged for his road rage from back in the day when he was in 001. Merit Sgt, and merit Lt, must be nice to be an anointed one.

12/03/2025 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling ? Seriously?? This guy and his brother have never had a bad day on this job because their dad was a boss. Fat Pat has always been in units and his brother Fat Matt made Sgt and went directly to the D unit. Nepo babies.

12/03/2025 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling is awesome! His Area 1 saturation teams have always been super pro active.

12/03/2025 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tate is a useless, clueless, racist dickhead. I wonder if he’s gonna wear his oversized sweatsuits and shitty gucci sneakers out to police shootings?

12/03/2025 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Andre Poston!! So lazy, so entitled, hid out at Jones for years, full of excuses.

12/03/2025 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh God …. When will Spiro be replaced at 050 ?! The guys an arrogant prick and is coming up on 4 years now of being in charge. The guys a complete idiot who can’t be reasoned with or told anything. Every time he’s faced with an actual situation that he needs to make a decision on his response is “ I don’t want to hear it “ not to mention the Sgts on all watches are scared to death of him. He has no idea what’s going on because everyone’s afraid to talk to him. Sad part is he was a Sgt and a Lt at Ohare before he was a commander and he still has no clue.

12/03/2025 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 will be having some changes they need it especially because of whatever game tac runs . At least there’s one working team , it doesn’t end in a 1

12/03/2025 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what’s the point of the rank Captain if we are promoting Lts to Commander? Oh, that’s right, to further drain our pension fund.

12/03/2025 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck 006…triple merit as smart as the moron in 002…at least mass transit will be a better place

12/03/2025 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and all 3 of them were downtown to give burke an envelope to secure those promotions

12/03/2025 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Andre Poston, come on Snelling - be better or at least make an attempt to be better.

12/03/2025 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tate was a terrible Commander in 006 and didn’t show up to one of his own officers funerals. He was a merit Lt after being a Admin Sgt for Snelling in Area 2. Upon making Lt he went directly to Narcotics. Not one day in a district, as a WOL or Field Lt. He’s never approved a TRR and now you expect this merit idiot to handle a major incident or police shooting. Larry you are a fucking idiot.

12/03/2025 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats going to happen to all the pretty pin cushions that Tate has been nailing in the 6th District CAPS Office ?

12/03/2025 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn’t Tate the asshole that didn’t go to his own cops funeral?

12/03/2025 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you the same crybaby complaining about having to do a lost and found report on the 3rd watch? Go back to a district and tell the officers all about it.

12/03/2025 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it is. The old man was quite the doucherocket while he was head of SOS. Never the police. Don’t know the kid so I can’t say whether he was or wasn’t the police. I’ll give home the benefit that f the doubt for now

12/03/2025 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Shuffle the merit deck.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/03/2025 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay out of town when one of your officers is killed in the line of duty? Check.

Call a beat car out over the radio for responding to a 10-1? Check.

The list goes on

Fuck smelling

12/03/2025 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s the lazy scam of a tact Lt

12/03/2025 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are obsessed

12/03/2025 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He may not have a clue, none needed....He has clout....
Next Question...

12/03/2025 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When's the next Sgt. test.....
Next Question.....

12/03/2025 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area Four had six Detective transfer out and two more transfer out on phone orders. Plus they lost one of their sergeants to Area 3. Not one person bid in. Sinking ship. But buy your Christmas party ticket.

12/03/2025 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be new to this job. No commander ever has and never will “handle” a police shooting. Do they go to the scene? Occasionally. When they go to the scene do they fuck it up? Always. Trust me, as a detective that has “handled” multiple police involved shootings, the last person you want there is a commander. Listen to what you are being told and stay away from all bosses at a shooting.

12/03/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These promotions are kinda like picking up dog poop, without a bag.

12/03/2025 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Street deputy is where they put people they don’t know what to do with and too heavy to get rid of.

12/03/2025 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep

12/03/2025 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You spelled “retarded” wrong.

12/03/2025 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing. Still will be taken care of.

12/03/2025 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good old Jimmy, still knowing where the bodies are buried.

12/03/2025 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He took some shots out of his car at another car if I’m remembering correctly.

12/03/2025 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News flash, nobody smart wants exempt rank.

12/03/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry he’ll have his cup of coffee before he takes over as DC of counter terrorism.

12/03/2025 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and CPD arrests a few extra shitbirds, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different oversight agencies / merit morons right now. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different merit morons or SJW agencies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job from C0PA (Cuck F0PA). But you know, Bob, that will only make someone fly just under the radar enough to not get fired.

12/03/2025 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once a pin cushion always a pin cushion

12/03/2025 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Tate promoted to be laterally assigned as Deputy Chief in BOCT in February 2026. A lot of talk at HQ about BOP, BOCT & BOD all being a certain hue at the top (Chief & Deputy Chief). Rumor was Wallace was going to Street Deputy to get him outta Narcotics and bring in Cmdr 010. I wonder what changed? Did Wallace finally get another job?!?!

12/03/2025 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boston is the epitome of an ass kisser. It makes you wonder if Snelling or someone else makes these decisions. How do you make those moves and you still don't have a 1st deputy Superintendent. Horrific selection to lead.

12/03/2025 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough already.

12/03/2025 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Cook Puss said...

I see Postons stock in Chapstick finally paid off.

12/03/2025 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tate is Snellings bff he had to take care of him. So stop crying nothing changes in CPD. Good luck when he shows up to a police involve shooting.

12/03/2025 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s never at work. lol

12/03/2025 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2211 might patrol the beat for once. Bud lives by me and the squad is always parked in front of his house 50% of a shift.

12/03/2025 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are your bosses ladies and gentlemen! One who skips funerals and a merit recipient, another is a son of a boss so he is thus anointed and the other is a clueless multi-merit recipient who couldn’t lead a full bladder to a urinal. Nice work from the Department as usual.

12/03/2025 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Second Watch, but every other watch 2211 is in 20 and 30 sector, never in the beat.

12/03/2025 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one Chief, but who is talking about a Commander handling a Police Shooting? Tate is a Street Deputy per this post. He will absolutely be approving TRRs for police shootings.

12/03/2025 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Spiro is there until the day after you retire.

12/03/2025 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just curious, what waste size do you wear?

12/03/2025 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any chance good ole boy andre was a merit sarge and loutenant

12/03/2025 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hope, Darling can get 5 beats in every sector and a 1st watch tactical team to prevent smash and grabs in the business district,stick ups at our convenient stores.

12/03/2025 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve worked under darling under both his previous two ranks and he’s one hell of a boss. Leaves you alone if you’re on your shit and helps you if you step into shit. Good luck, 22 is lucky to have him.

12/03/2025 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of you talking shit about darling because of who his dad was? Wtf is wrong with you. I could understand it if he was a douche but that man is his own type of leader. All CPD is a bunch of cry babies. We finally have a few solid bosses in better positions and “oh his dad was a douche rocket”. Stop. No matter who a gold star recipient is, there will always be a few who either are pissed off because they never tried to get anywhere or never bothered to step out of their squad car. You call dodging POs who are miserable because of your own faults, coming to the blog throwing shade. I bet on your retirement day, you’re going to visit the blog or Facebook and tell everyone about your glory years of doing absolutely nothing being a pain in the ass to everyone on the watch. You all need a hobby.

12/03/2025 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worst commander ever. Dan Alvarado. Afraid of his own shadow. What a fuckin dickhead

12/03/2025 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tate a hater n dumber than dumb

12/03/2025 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is going on with don jerome?

12/03/2025 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His unit led the city in blue cards. That's considered proactive?

12/03/2025 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a life mr police shooting detective. Nobody gives a f*ck. The last advice i need is from you

12/03/2025 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling was merit also. Ask him

12/03/2025 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo!

12/03/2025 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean 006 will have paper towels again?

12/03/2025 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calumet college or online degree, best and brightest. Street smart coppers and military experience are much more qualified to be supervisors.

12/03/2025 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a Commander show up to a police shooting. Unbeknownst to us, the investigating detectives, he picked up a cut EM, walked around with it for hours and threw it on our desks at the end of the night. You’re better off when Commanders don’t show.

12/03/2025 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 is a circus. Tim W needs to take over asap, and put the current commander back into hiding. High taxes and no manpower.

12/03/2025 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“PRT”

12/03/2025 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling is awesome, smart and the promotion is well deserved.

He's a dying breed and an absolute prince of a boss.

022 got a good one.

12/03/2025 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the Lt in IRT who has a doctor say he couldn’t work midnights to get out of patrol.

12/03/2025 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But they have the warrant car with the super secret cook county warrant list!

12/03/2025 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the a1 prt teams are proactive- go look up a3 and a5 arrests. zero justification for existing

12/03/2025 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and CPD arrests a few extra shitbirds, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different oversight agencies / merit morons right now. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different merit morons or SJW agencies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job from C0PA (Cuck F0PA). But you know, Bob, that will only make someone fly just under the radar enough to not get fired.
12/03/2025 09:56:20 AM


Lol!!!!well done my friend!! You’ve cured my case of the Mondays!

12/03/2025 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The place sucks now. Everyone’s leaving, and off you haven’t yet good luck

12/03/2025 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry the new LT/commander to be coming in will fix that.

12/03/2025 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is per usual, meanwhile the competent ones left and the ones that are in the pipeline are so few that they don’t want to take on more work for a title.

12/03/2025 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live by Bud. No crime on me block

12/03/2025 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. A BFF Deputy Chief
2. A clueless nepo(tism) baby Commander
3. DEI hire Commander who has been a do nothing his entire career.

12/03/2025 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two DEI promotions followed by a legacy promotion. SMH.

12/03/2025 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat Darling is not a merit hack and is the working Police. Well deserved.

12/03/2025 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exceptionally said sir!

12/03/2025 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wallace destroyed Narcotics and Homan square like he did his credit score. That building is a joke filled with lazy juice babies. They need to dump everyone and start over.

12/03/2025 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’re a clown, you spelled guns wrong

12/03/2025 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to take hits at Darling? I Wasn’t on the job when his dad was but I can tell you his kid is a great boss. Helped a lot of people when they needed it and what matters most is that he treated everyone no matter if you are a worker, dog, PO or supervisor like they were human beings and didn’t screw with people just because he was a supervisor. He gets that this is only a job and people have lives outside of it and he has bent over backwards for people to make sure they are taken care of. I’ll take a guy like him all day long.

12/03/2025 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Street Deputy. Handled an officer involved shooting on our watch. Solid. Much respect.

12/03/2025 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

💯

12/03/2025 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and CPD arrests a few extra shitbirds, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different oversight agencies / merit morons right now. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different merit morons or SJW agencies coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job from C0PA (Cuck F0PA). But you know, Bob, that will only make someone fly just under the radar enough to not get fired.

Slow clap and a tip of the cap you brilliant SOB!

12/03/2025 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Fantastic

12/03/2025 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling's Dad promoted Jerome. Jerome now returns the favor and will retire shortly.

12/03/2025 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, I have experience with this, but I’m retired now. 022 has always been the stepchild of getting manpower. Only 9 beats for a district that size is crazy. Many commanders, deputy chiefs, chiefs and aldermen of past have tried to get more officers and more beats added and it’s never happened. It all started with Daley and his Bridgeport crap. He always looked down on Beverly and Mt Greenwood and didn’t care about it because it was all about the 11th ward. He had to make some bosses from the 19th ward to keep them happy and voting. Unless you get a mayor AND Supt who actually live in 022, you will never get more beats or more manpower. Once they made the “tier” system, 022 won’t be able to get more than three tac teams ever. In order to do that, the department would have to agree to give 022 XXX more officers which it won’t do. They did that to 016 about 5 years ago and added 20 more officers to the budget. After 3 years those spots quietly went away by attrition and never to be refilled. Asking for more beats to be added will be a losing battle. Actually, it’s already a lost battle.

12/03/2025 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leaving in January

12/03/2025 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on he got his kid promoted to FTO.

12/03/2025 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone that has ever worked with /for Darling knows with for a fact that he never got received a merit promotion. He scored high enough to be in the first class of Det’s, sgt’s, and LT’s.
And he is nothing like his lazy slob brother Det Sgt on 1st watch in A/1, who never did a day of police work in his career, and definitely used his father’s (RIP) phone call to get him to GIU, but he sucked so bad that he was dumped to 003 from gang intel in short time.
His newly made commander brother has always been the real police, who never once used his father’s name to get him anywhere.
Commander Darling is still young, under 45 years old with 19 yrs otj………..so we may eventually finally see the first upper exempt who made it there legitimately.
022 will now be the best district to work in, and will have the best morale because they will never be bothered by or asked to do anything that he wouldn’t first do himself.
Commander darling has always led by example, because he was lucky enough to be taught how to be the police from other non-merit, working supervisors who also led by example. For once, the dept got one right with darling. And it’s obvious that everyone making the negative comments have never met or worked with or around him, because if you did, you wouldn’t be find a bad trait.
Without a doubt, we now have an exempt who actually deserves it, and never used merit or a phone call to get where he’s been, and he’s never once in his entire career held an inside/admin spot unlike 95% of the current exempts. Congrats Pat, you’ve earned and deserve this new spot. Mute out the haters, who hate everyone, including themselves……and please continue to move up the chain, and try to spread some of your common sense and knowledge to the current exempts.

12/03/2025 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t believe the overtime thieving neighbor of the former 022nd District commander/tact lieutenant parks his car at his house most of his tour and no one says shit about it. I can’t believe he got away with his theft in the first place, should’ve been charged criminally

12/04/2025 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked for Darling at CST, great boss. Takes care of the guys and tries his best to help you out as needed. I don’t care who his dad was, he’s a good guy and boss. 022 got a good one

12/04/2025 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mendoza to narcotics wallace dumped ?

12/04/2025 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said Darling.

12/04/2025 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s the Greek way, never wrong.

12/04/2025 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone knows the connection. Thanks for sharing

12/04/2025 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Conehead said he wants snelling to look into CPD promotion system. Mayor only wants the Best, most qualified promoted. This was on WGN after to Sgt with sexual misconduct were promoted. The Best , Johnson must think allowing a 69% for Lt and 55% score on a professional exam provides the Best , most qualified candidate for a merit promotion.
WGN should look into that.

12/04/2025 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poston is such a blowjob he will do whatever Tate bids don’t worry, those walking mattresses won’t go anywhere

12/04/2025 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

005 has 9 beats too…if 022 wasn’t loaded with dogasses it could be a good district. Most of the guys on days are solid, afternoons has a load of malcontents, you have good sergeants, then you have sergeants like the husband and wife duo that take opposing medical stints because she’s the only one with kids and more worried about being the busybody mom PTA leader…022 needs a lobotomy not a redrawing

12/04/2025 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn’t agree more!

12/04/2025 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only get so erect.

12/04/2025 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done. There’s hope just yet.

12/04/2025 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And crying are Sammy Cirone and Timmy Hawkins. But our dads were bosses too!

12/04/2025 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

E. Nigma

12/04/2025 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure your life at the Airport is so terrible because of a Commander. Go back to a district, stop your complaining.

12/04/2025 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relax Mark V, your wife will be commander/captain soon enough and you can continue pretending to be relevant on this job.

12/04/2025 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Blanton should be lateraled to area 4 to micromanage you guys to death to increase your closure rate. Area 2 will take Johnnie Tate please

12/04/2025 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very well said. Worked with Pat many years ago and can say first hand he was a hell of a teammate and a damn good policeman.

12/04/2025 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you aren’t getting much better in 006 now

12/04/2025 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can Tate even spell Deputy?

12/07/2025 10:16:00 PM  

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