Saturday, January 17, 2026

Baseball Hats Gone?

On one hand, it didn't look good with any of the uniform combinations currently in service.

On the other, it did cover up a lot of really bad haircuts.

Any chance Larritorious brings back shorts? Those looked great with the black socks....very Eastern European grandpa-looking.

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224 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the leather jackets!!!

1/17/2026 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Pawn Shop 009 said...

Who cares about uniforms when you can drive around looking for pitbulls to send to the pound so they can be put down. Amirite?

1/17/2026 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only people that like the limo driver hats are the 5'6 and under PO's.

1/17/2026 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Any chance Larritorious brings back shorts? Those looked great with the black socks....very Eastern European grandpa-looking." - SCC

Sleeveless white undershirt, plaid knee-length shorts, mid-calf black socks, old leather wing-tips. Yelling at kids to leave the flowers alone.

Heart and soul of the Northwest Side. You have arrived.

*

1/17/2026 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Gym Teacher has no balls.

Also, did you see who's also caught up in the PPP Fraud? The sons of both Waller and Hillard. Sheesh.

1/17/2026 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need the urban sombrero!

1/17/2026 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bosses ruined the Job with all the nonsense. The average worker has been defeated a while back and don’t care about what management does anymore.

1/17/2026 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is FOP doing about this. Are going to get some money for turning in hats or are we just SOL. The contract has uniform provisions.

1/17/2026 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about out of touch holy hell

1/17/2026 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat a dic£. I’m not giving mine up unless I’m reimbursed. Gonna wear it until I retire

1/17/2026 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO

1/17/2026 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very telling. Superintendent Gym Teacher more worried about looks than police work. How many Deputy Chief, Captain, Lieutenant and Sergeant spots are vacant but lets concern ourselves about uniforms. Cant wait till Snell and Brando are gone

1/17/2026 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bald/Balding PO’s filing grievances as we speak

1/17/2026 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We ruin things for ourselves.

They look completely unprofessional but are WAY better than wearing a crown cap.

1/17/2026 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

per cpd the fez will be new cpd head wear teeeeeee heeeeeeee

1/17/2026 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superintendent Larry Snelling: Majoring in the minors. Over attendance to that which moves the needle least. Focusing on trivial things, instead of things that needs to be addressed.

1/17/2026 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1863 team scandal is huge more came out

1/17/2026 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dept is saved.

1/17/2026 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are way more important issues to address than a baseball cap. If true, it goes to show the lack of focus on behalf of the brass.

1/17/2026 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i sure hope so. looking like top flight security

1/17/2026 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Concluding paragraph exceeding maximum sarcasmic pressures, she's gonna blow, captain!!!!

1/17/2026 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Department is broken. We have a culture of skirting the rules and anytime a supervisor steps up to say something they are the bad guys. Throughout the districts and units you see the older officers not caring and passing down knowledge and the younger officers doing whatever they like. If you tell them to wear uniform correctly or follow the policies you are the bad guy. What makes this worse is that supervisors are trying so hard to be the "cool boss". Sergeants and Lieutenants alike are afraid to address the officers out of fear of making the blog. This blog is also part of the problem, instead of highlighting positivity and leveraging your platform for good, you would rather air out dirty laundry for views and likes. Officers will make mistakes and its during this time the senior officers and supervisors should coach and guide them.
Instead they never let them live down a bad decision. You think that helps with morale and mental help. Wake up Officers this is still a noble and honorable profession. Also stop letting the trolls diminish your work and down play what contributions
you had in your district or unit. You will always be the villain in someone's story. All you negative Officers, quit find something else to do. We're not doing to bad being short staffed.

1/17/2026 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The weird thing is there was no notice. No amc message, no email, nothing. Just saw it in the comments here yesterday and looked up the order and there it was… baseball hats gone as of 15jan. A big uniform change like that should’ve had some kind of notice to let everyone know.

1/17/2026 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder why the sudden change? Maybe he'll recommend the dreadful looking beanies like the military wear. The only good thing about baseball caps, was at least the visors are long enough to cover everyone's noses from the sun. Cowboy hats would be cool, but they'd get stolen by the ferals. Wish no one had to wear dreadful polyester. Yeah no more likely Oklahoma ng unprofessional.

1/17/2026 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHICAGO SUN TIMES
Officer Joseph Vecchio has been the subject of 15 lawsuits and 76 complaints since joining the department in 2019. Many of the complaints stem from his time working on a tactical team that’s faced allegations of disproportionately stopping African Americans and violating their civil rights.

1/17/2026 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’d think something like getting rid of a uniform item that the majority of the department wears would warrant some kind of message to let us know.

1/17/2026 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ball hats make cops look like a little league team.

1/17/2026 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knee high compresson socks Hawaiian style with swirley checkered stripes.
Call them KB specials for the old guys.

1/17/2026 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never understood the need to look like a cub scout...

1/17/2026 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crown caps have to be the most ridiculous looking things u look like a stroke with them on and baseball cap is prescribed uniform item.

1/17/2026 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling is a moron he was a crown cap cause a baseball cap can’t fit his big head

1/17/2026 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything‘s changing for the worst the politicians have absolutely nothing to do. You know Larry‘s taking orders from someone else else then you have this over over here if you’re an ice agent, you cannot be a copper in Illinois who would want to be a copper here anyway in this total crap hole we have way too many so-called elected officials with nothing to do but make stuff up

1/17/2026 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://cwbchicago.com/2026/01/law-would-ban-ice-agents-from-becoming-cops-in-illinois.html?fbclid=IwdGRleAPYbj5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeQAD7-ITDsJY8-CP0_fJ9f84s8LSz3CHO-MG2FKNFqZpETTZUVthUi7o3rxs_aem_OSOZth5zyAfJKdtLC2iktw

1/17/2026 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get into the year 2000 look at the uniforms of the suburban department no one has a crime cap it’s pointless unless in dress uniform our department moves backwards

1/17/2026 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That goofbal snelllng is gone in May let us we’re good tactical pants and get rid of crown cap and get better shirts

1/17/2026 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good! Hoodies look much better.

1/17/2026 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good, they always looked stupid, especially when worn backwards.

1/17/2026 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the stocking caps. I can't believe they would want to go back to the crown cap and rocky the squirrel hat. Get ready for a bunch of shields to start getting lost.

1/17/2026 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just more bullshit for inspectors to write you up for...

1/17/2026 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They look like shit.

1/17/2026 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we get a wear out date for the old cargo pants, please.

1/17/2026 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The crown hat looks professional & commends respect, fuck the cap

1/17/2026 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

big surprise...not

1/17/2026 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait what? No more baseball caps backwards? Now I wont look cool with my pancake holster and loose handcuffs on my belt. With all the uniform options we looked like crap

1/17/2026 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you realize it’s the law firm pushing the stories to force a settlement you’ll learn. It’s not a scandal

1/17/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which is most of the Departments now

1/17/2026 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always wore the shorts on hot days with my black socks high and proud. Short were a life saver on hot details.

1/17/2026 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s the exact same story being reported, just a different media outlet. Wonder if WTTW wasn’t getting enough attention.

1/17/2026 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling seriously what the fuck. This is what you’re worried about. McCarthy tried this shit too and then he was fired

1/17/2026 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one is getting out of a car on a call and putting a crown cap typical DEI hire worried about that go back to the gym he’s on oath to make the Michigan coach scandal look like nothing that’s y he has to leave

1/17/2026 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t know about “huge”.. one guy took 12 days and the other took 15. The problem is they reported this and named the officers PRIOR to the officer to file a grievance. These are not final until the grievance is over. This should have never been released yet.

1/17/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough with the fuckin baseball team shit. I'll wear mine till I'll get a reimbursement check. Write me the fuck up every day of the week i don't give a shit...add it to my weekends

1/17/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good. No more backwards hats or working in 011 on the watch wearing a cubs or bears hat. Stop wearing a backwards baseball hat or any other non department hat in uniform.

1/17/2026 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This.

1/17/2026 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember when the department was considering berets. That would have been embarrassing

1/17/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Blogger anon said...

Understand that the crown cap is a traditional component of not only the CPD uniform, but also other PDs around the world.
Tradition is important most of us on this job and most of them are already being whittled away. Lets keep as much of our positive Chicago Police Dept identity as we can. As a 6 year old kid, seeing Officer Friendly when he came to my school was so cool to me, but that crown cap was part of why I became a Police Officer many years later.
Stay Safe out there Brothers and Sisters.

1/17/2026 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s gonna pay for my sunscreen for my bald head?????????

1/17/2026 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exempt spots vacant? R u Nutz?

1/17/2026 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, you are not asked or required to buy anything new because of this…

1/17/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Found the ball gobbler.

1/17/2026 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We dont need more Captains or Deputy Chiefs…useless!

1/17/2026 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the only respect you can get is from a hat.

1/17/2026 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eff this. I’m wearing my Bears hat after we win the big game Sunday

1/17/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry is a joke. Now the few days you’ll get to enjoy not wearing that tight ass uniform (in training) you’ll have to wear that tight ass uniform. Enjoy.

1/17/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

End merit promotions.

1/17/2026 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW ABOUT military style fatigue caps like the below.

https://www.galls.com/rothco-fatigue-cap?queryID=e1bbf234adfcc3e288704ad374eb54a7

1/17/2026 10:04:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Now yer talkin'

1/17/2026 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those spots are vacant because the number of POs are WAY DOWN.
One of the reasons the Credit Union no longer has live tellers working at the Credit Union buildings.
They also realize the CTA employees they allowed to join do nothing but borrow money then default on the loans.
This city is crumbling in more ways than you can believe.

1/17/2026 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turning in hats????? Are you stupid??!! I am being rhetorical. You get a uniform allowance dumbass. The Department can withdraw ANY uniform item at any time.

1/17/2026 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your reimbursement is the uniform allowance.......stupid.

1/17/2026 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are 3 x 7 and have the ability to take someone's life away legally. But.....you can't keep track of your hat. Try being an adult.

1/17/2026 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah! Never understood why those left. Most badass police jacket in the USA.

1/17/2026 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin' communist bitch. She will probably win.

1/17/2026 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We like to be referred to as “Follically challenged”.

1/17/2026 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a forehead like a movie screen.Can I wear a Guns And Roses bandana?

1/17/2026 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have really been worried about how many captain’s spots are empty and if the department will survive without them.

1/17/2026 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How am supposed to wear my crown hat backwards? Getting rid of my baseball cap sucks. What’s next, banning my skinny jeans?

1/17/2026 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you having a stroke?

1/17/2026 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey clown, I wanna see you with your crown hat flying in a melee on a 90F night in 011 at a block party then taking days for it. Go back to your caps duties 🐁.

1/17/2026 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow,, next thing you they will come up with hair length regulations and restrictions on wearing bright neon green, yellow, orange and pink finger nails,,,,

1/17/2026 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you referring to the same Fred Waller that was tapped by the mayor? The guy who returned to help oversee the department? He has his own baggage. Jr is just following in his footsteps.

Both Fred Waller and Terry Hilliard’s son have a history of domestics to go along with their fraudulent PPP loans.

1/17/2026 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What

1/17/2026 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you disproportionately stop African Americans when there are no other people where you work.

1/17/2026 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s a proactive life saving award. Not all pits, but always a pit.

1/17/2026 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I appreciate your comment and you are 100% on everything . Thank you!

1/17/2026 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That should do it. In the dead of winter, let’s band baseball caps. Pure Ignorance of Reality. Superintendent Snelling is out-of-touch. He lacks awareness of daily operations, employee struggles, and the department’s real needs. Constantly making ineffective decisions. Avoid the real sh-t that’s sitting on his desk.

1/17/2026 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol no it’s not they were doing proactive police work and feelings got hurt. Trash/anticop reporters got a hold of it and want it to be bigger than it is

1/17/2026 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would think that right?! Pretty cowardly way to make a big change to our uniforms!

1/17/2026 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crown caps make us look like bus drivers, boomer

1/17/2026 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current FOP will say “management rights.” They need to be voted out if this goes though because they sure as shit can do something.

1/17/2026 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, c’mon now.

1/17/2026 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry Snelling is a moron! What a complete let down he turned out to be! Of all the issues we face he wants to make uniforms the priority. This brain stem wants to sick his lapdog inspectors on us and pick on officers over uniform standards?! Can’t wait to see him out the door when we vote BJ out

1/17/2026 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about berets?

1/17/2026 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is a cap unprofessional. Officers are in the streets. It helps with the sun which helps increase visibility while reducing cancer from the sun. It also helps regulate head temperature in the summer keeping officers cooler. We don’t work in an office. Anybody who says a cap is unprofessional clearly is a house mouse.

1/17/2026 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah because, the 6 foot overweight, pants under the cops want to look like Baby Huey.

1/17/2026 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grow up child. We all have uniforms that were purchased then the directives rescinded them. So yeah, your SOL.

1/17/2026 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that’s our bosses actually

1/17/2026 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! You’re hard core. You guys are tge first to cry when your gigged by an inspector. And yes, you will bitch and moan.

1/17/2026 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wah, were you promised a “spot” and didn’t get it. Every spot can be wiped off the board. They don’t have to fill s**t. So score better next time.

1/17/2026 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We had a stroke LT who made us do stand-up inspection 3 times a week. So one day I wore a English bobby police hat. It got quite a laugh and he knocked inspections down to once a week. Also remember about 25 years ago a guy wore clown shoes for inspection.

1/17/2026 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First new issue is paid for by the city

1/17/2026 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree. The best thing that happened on this job in the last 20 years was the elimination of the 6 day work week.

1/17/2026 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of those exempt spots aren’t necessary and it shows. Doing fine with additional made up jobs

1/17/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They don’t want CPD job. No one wants it’s They get 50 k signing bonus

1/17/2026 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truest post ever on the blog.

1/17/2026 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time we’ll let you know. Spend an extra $8 on a better haircut.

1/17/2026 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No red flags here. Wonder who he’s connected too?

1/17/2026 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank u exactly and idiots like betancourt f that guy

1/17/2026 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! If only we had access to the J. Peterman catalog.

1/17/2026 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're going to wear shorts with black socks and you definitely have to wear open toe sandals!

1/17/2026 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let them have their baseball caps. Let them have their short pants. Let them have their knit winter caps. Let them have a pajama day once or twice a year. Let them have a beachwear day once or twice a year. Let them have a wear your favorite colleges sweats day once or twice a year. Let them wear costumes on Halloween.Look and sound like a bunch of high school kids crying to the principal for dressdown days. I see these guys out in public and they look like a bunch of kids playing policeman.

1/17/2026 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol

1/17/2026 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's next. Magic erasure for the senseless tattoos and body art?

1/17/2026 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell would even consider going from federal 1811 to state LEO?

1/17/2026 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only the black leathers how about getting rid of the cargo pants! brink back the 80/20's! The cargo pants make you look like clowns, with your ticket books, contact cards etc protruding from the pockets! Look Professional & command respect, which you don't dress like BOZO!

1/17/2026 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sponsor of this bill State Senator Laura Fine who is running for congress as a orange man bad candidate. And another silly question, why is this bill even needed. I have worked with officers who went federal, but very few that went federal to local.

1/17/2026 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exactly some new fat pig in white has to make up some new “special plan” it’s like stop embarrassing yourself your gut it’s bulging out of your white shirt. Treadmill fattie.

1/17/2026 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Crown cap is a Cpd tradition. The newbie soy boys on the job have no respect for stuff like this. The crown cap should be retained, but required only for formal events, and optional for every day street patrol assignments. Soy boys should be required to wear beanie caps with propellers on the top of them, like in those old Little Rascals movies. sorry, but the real police know the real truth, that they are pussies.

1/17/2026 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current shield from the crown cap should be replaced with a modified shield with no star number just like the lieutenants and sergeants hat shield. That can be done at no cost to the city by making the modified shield optional.

1/17/2026 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are an idiot. How was that? Some kind of a big change question WTF is wrong with you?

1/17/2026 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, bosses didn’t ruin that politicians that put all these political puppet bosses in place ruin the job.

1/17/2026 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or. Here is a crazy concept. You allow the cap to be optional…. If people want to wear it, let them. If they prefer to go without it, that’s on them.

1/17/2026 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hein , Barz , the Tac Lt now Captain and Tac Lt are all responsible for it. Poor leadership

1/17/2026 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about a fedora...yah see...that's the way it is see!

1/17/2026 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They won’t do shit. Because cosentino the political god won’t do a fucking thing except worry about raises.

1/17/2026 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea you could get fucked snelling

1/17/2026 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day working police would put the crown cap in a plastic bag and in the trunk. That thing would fall off in a chase or any type of police work.

1/17/2026 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

28 years from now is a long time to wear a dumb fk'n baseball hat.....enjoy goof

1/17/2026 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't like it? Then you can go work at Starbucks, or construction. I heard they were cool hats! Goof

1/17/2026 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still were my leather. It’s not against dept policy. Grandfathered!

1/17/2026 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Brown strikes again! Mush

1/17/2026 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Watched the BWC said...

The stops were good legit proactive police work with good PC. What got them progressive discipline was the absolute LACK of documentation - nothing, zero, nada. On most stops, the Sgt was on scene participating BUT failed his team in making sure they did paperwork. Hein thought he could hide him in OCD but stripped the PO. If you make the stop, do the paper. 004 and 022 are having similar issues that needs to be addressed ASAP.

1/17/2026 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wearing the crown hat backwards made me look like a u-boat captain ahoy teeeeeee heeeeeeee

1/17/2026 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jimmy mauer wanted berets

1/17/2026 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News flash. Cargos have already been axed. Wear what you have but can’t purchase them any longer

1/17/2026 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sergeants and Lieutenants alike are afraid to address the officers out of fear of making the blog.
You will get a eeoc complaint, trust me.

1/17/2026 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The crown should be kept for only formal situations and inspections. When we were on the watch you kept your front seat of course it was easier when we had bucket seats. And if your partner dipped never was your hat in the car. So mostly kept in the vehicles trunk

1/17/2026 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@1027a- You must be a self proclaimed 5yr super cop. I guess you think those types of parties never happened when we were REQUIRED to have that crown cap on every time we stepped out of the squad car. Grow up

1/17/2026 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not like it’s 80 degrees outside. You should be wearing a skull cap now anyway you goof.

1/17/2026 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1033a- last time I checked, 018 doesn’t have the same racial demographic composition as 011 or 006.

1/17/2026 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is one, it’s called a general order

1/17/2026 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The baddest gang in town wore leather jackets and guns.

1/17/2026 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

932am youll get your reimbursement check in Feb, it’ll be labeled as UNIFORM ALLOWANCE. Goof

1/17/2026 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always been optional. Lol

1/17/2026 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I kept track of mine but quite a few guys I worked with could not say the same. Most of the old timers had phony shields made so if it was lost it wasn't an unpaid vacation. Shields, stars, radios were getting lost all the time.

1/17/2026 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen, it’s the Soy Boy Police now

1/17/2026 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Written like a true hair gel, pretty boy

1/17/2026 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, because the 6 foot plus Gomer’s are so much more elite than everybody else, just ask them

1/17/2026 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or chrome dome cops

1/17/2026 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy Snelling is a complete failure and a fraud! As a gym teacher all he did was preach about leadership, come to find out all he did was regurgitate words he once heard true leaders preach. He does not have the ability to select bosses who fit the leadership role, meaning he has poor judgment of character. He allows key positions to go unfulfilled for long periods of time is troubling, this tells me he doesn’t know the people who work for his department. Here’s a piece of advice Larry, you need to work on the morale of the department first before you worry how your troops look. Once you turn the tide of morale then you can change how we look. Yes, our appearance is important but morale is more important. You talk a good game, now shows us what you preach or just shut up! Use your bully pulpit to the best of your advantage. A true leader is willing to fall on the sword for the betterment of his troops. And, for the record the baseball hat was stupid looking , poorly designed. I only bought one because it was mandatory to have when wearing the class c uniform. I don’t blame him for getting rid of it, because in typical fashion, idiots on this job continuously wore them backwards and not 1 supervisor correcting them on it. Once again, this department lacks leadership!!! A good compromise would of been for eliminating the baseball hat but approving 5.11, under armor or other uniform brands. You can get things accomplished without disciplining someone, figure it out! There are plenty of people writing books or have podcasts on leadership, seek out the information, it’s out there, don’t accept ignorance.

1/17/2026 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was alternate meaning voluntary not mandatory, ergo, no compensation

1/17/2026 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea just like Billy Bob Thornton

1/17/2026 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The POs that do this are clowns but so are the SGTs that see it and do absolutely nothing.

1/17/2026 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget the sergeant.

1/17/2026 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has someone checked on Katz? How is he going to challenge ppl to fight in gas stations / convenience stores when he can’t have a hat on backwards?

1/17/2026 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Connected to Barz.

1/17/2026 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We did that in 014 all the time.

1/17/2026 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep stopping the degerates. Always write the ticket. Sometimes grandma gets a ticket. It’s the trade off to stopping dude in the wrong neighborhood. 016 rangers are holding the line.

1/17/2026 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why get rid of the baseball caps. Let PO’s wear one approved baseball cap that has to be worn the correct way. Write everyone else up that doesn’t follow the rules. Why keep messing with PO’s and not asking for input on what helps them during daily work days.

1/17/2026 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling & Hein do not have the balls to enforce those already current orders.

1/17/2026 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:50:09am Bang/Zoom..to the moon millennial.

1/17/2026 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wrong! they command authority

1/17/2026 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the 1990’s someone wore a full clown outfit to a 007 roll call inspection.

1/17/2026 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we ban pink haired, eternally light duty detectives at Area 5?

1/17/2026 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about white hats like the old traffic division used to wear? They used to call themselves the good guys in white hats.

1/17/2026 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The baseball hat is an alternate. Just like the cargos. You are not required to buy them. You are required to have 2 crown caps and 75/25’s.

1/17/2026 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doing away with the 28 day backward rotation was real hard on the body. It was fun when you were younger, but hard on any kind of stable family life. Now the change day watch parties.......

1/17/2026 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to be out done this leftist loonie wants to revoke drivers licenses for ICE agents.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/17/us-news/eric-swalwell-vows-to-revoke-ice-officers-drivers-licenses-good-luck-walking-to-work-a-holes/


1/17/2026 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laura (not so) Fine is a douche nozzle!

1/17/2026 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about bringing back grooming standards!

1/17/2026 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup. Most Sgt and LTs have cheater shields on their hats. If you lose the fake one it won't cost you time.

1/17/2026 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very good take but the baseball hats were good working festivals in the sun or to soak up sweat. And what about bald cops, no one is wearing the crown cap during real work

1/17/2026 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stop watching the national felon league

1/18/2026 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha

1/18/2026 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunch of salty short kings in this thread lmao…it’s aight fellas the real police got you too

1/18/2026 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Clown we stopped having to wear hats in the summer in the mid 90s. Were you born yet, kid? Quit crying and make a tick tock video.

1/18/2026 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most leathers were dark blue

1/18/2026 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t make 20 stops a night trying to turn up a felony CB or pistol and write an ISR for every person you go through. It’s just not practical unless they want to dish out overtime for writing 50 ISRs a tour. That’s what POs should start gutting this city on. “Sorry boss can’t go home I have 50 ISRs to do”…and I know the do nothing losers will say “don’t do the stops, if you don’t want to do the paper”. Fuck off with that…how about a reasonable type of documentation like a contact card instead of a case report per person. The ISR is retarded! And while we are on the topic of retarded, we don’t need duplicate reports for the same fuckin event! Case, ISR, Arrest, TRR, Foot Pursuit, etc. Streamline to one report that covers it all and make everyone’s lives easier. Instead we are worried about fuckin baseball caps!

1/18/2026 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah woah woah, you’re making too much sense. You forget who we work for. Take everything you just said and reverse it and make it sound as dumb as possible. Our bosses will eat it up like a 40 oz steak.

1/18/2026 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baseball cap covers my bald spot...

1/18/2026 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no reimbursement. It was an alternate uniform item not a prescribed uniform item. Meaning, you weren’t required to buy it. It was your option. Stop crying.

1/18/2026 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a bunch of run on sentences. You speak as if you never did any real work. Respect is earned and not given. I could continue but you know everything and have it all figured out. Wait for when you get messed over and the blog takes your view. You’ll have no voice and the powers that be will own your little @$$. The department already lies and prints nice propaganda. You want that type of stuff to read, read the Suntimes.

1/18/2026 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m an older officer and don’t get paid to pass down information. I don’t paid for coming up with ideas. That is all management’s job kid. Kid no one is going to hold your hand. We have a job, our job is to arrest rapists, murders and come home to our families. If you’re looking for some weird stuff you missed the boat when there were a bunch of police bars and taverns.

1/18/2026 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The supervisors aren’t afraid of the blog. The supervisors are afraid of the dangers of the Job.

1/18/2026 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So right. Again this is why everyone gets mad. They just want to mess everyone over.

1/18/2026 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dors My Uniform Gain Respect ?
But My Gun Does! A Blast From
1980s Ships Of Wood, Men Of Steel!

1/18/2026 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Show some respect. The “huge” guy is a local bodybuilding legend.

1/18/2026 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one cares. Calm down

1/18/2026 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"1033a- last time I checked, 018 doesn’t have the same racial demographic composition as 011 or 006.
1/17/2026 04:56:44 PM"

You stop the ones who are fucking up out there. Truth hurts..

1/18/2026 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jerkofff——yes let them have it all. Wearing a hat of a sports team that’s in the playoffs had always been done in the hood. That’s called de escalation or also psy ops because it causes the populace to think that the officer is personable when in actuality they are “cold as ice and ready to smoke a lethal force assailant”
We the USA also do that in Iraq and Afghanistan.

1/18/2026 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should concentrate on the southside districts before making any more changes. Those Districts are like Circus acts. Fake tied on hair to their asses, finger nails that look like Eddie Kruger. Lazy as fck

1/18/2026 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never seen so many people so butt hurt over a hat. We're not a baseball team and it looks very unprofessional. We are probably the sloppiest department I've ever seen. Time to grow up...

1/18/2026 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every so often they make a change and I'm a believer that some exempt does it to have their name on something so they can claim it on the way up the ladder. In a few years some other goof will being it back.

1/18/2026 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

loser, keep idolizing those scumbags

1/18/2026 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"First new issue is paid for by the city"---only if it is a mandatory piece of equipment

1/18/2026 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frenchy Martin Says:
Wee Wee Monsouir ! We Frenchmen should have a say so in what we can wear on duty, other than just our womens panties…

1/18/2026 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a question I'm not the police but I was in the military. Can someone explain why the Sup. & his underlings are ALWAYS wearing cover under cover?? Is this a CPD thing or does the brass have bad hair, weaves, male pattern baldness etc. when at the microphone take off the hat mo mo.

1/18/2026 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retard wants to be missing days off his paycheck for a $25 baseball hat he bought 5 years ago. And you wonder why you'll always be poor. JAJAJAJA

1/18/2026 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was fired for Laquan you mouth breather.

1/18/2026 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thread is the Gen Z version of the CTA Special thread of thumb suckers whining about having to actually go on the train platforms. Welfare cockroaches masquerading as adults, fucking losers.

1/18/2026 10:16:00 AM  

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