Something Odd Here
Two teenagers are accused of hiding in a downtown Chicago Macy's store after it closed before stealing merchandise. The two suspect have been charged with burglary, officials said.
The Cook County Sheriff's Department says it happened Monday night at the Macy's on State Street in the Loop. Two people could be seen on surveillance video emerging from inside the store, stealing sunglasses, cologne and clothing before leaving, officials said.
The sheriff's department says the pair had even drawn a map of the store.
First, why is the Sheriff's office investigating a property crime on Michigan Avenue?
Second, get a load of this map:
The scaling is off (obviously) and the spelling leads us to believe these were CPS students.
But the penmanship is actually far better than anything we've seen from CPS students. And the actual planning....with a timetable - did anyone think kids today know how to tell time? Or make a map for that matter?
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
113 Comments:
Hey Bud. cook county department of corrections forever brother.
CCSO has been more prevalent in the Loop the last 5 years…,
Bottom line the COD officers are stretched thin or were n a hole looking at their phones…
COD guys are always sitting and looking at their phones…..
That spelling makes me think they went to st pats
Well could it be the CPD guys were too busy watching a Pluto film on their phones…..
Inside job that put the kids to work.
The circles “YN” didn’t catch your attention?
How about that 019th district robbery team? They couldn’t find an arrest if it sat in front of their face. Disband them and send them to the watch.
Hiest time 8:00. Edward G Robenston and James Cagney are suspects.
CPD is like Monterrey Security
Last I checked:
Chicago is in Cook County
Macy's in NYC is 22 floors. On the roof is a kennel full of German Shepard police dawgs. After closing their handlers take them strolling thru the merchandise floors. That's raggedy. Dud don't do raggedy.
The county has a whole retail theft task force that works primarily on the mag mile. Occasionally they’ll get called to other larger retail locations or the stores the mutts like to hit…lululemon Sephora Home Depot. They even have a team that directly works train burglaries with their shiny new drones and helo
You guys that aren’t stuck in the ghetto haven’t seen the brownies flying around downtown day in and day out?? Downtown, all the storefront stations they’re opening, their gang teams doing what we use to do…I think Tommy might be running for mayor again.
Even more odd , off duty officer attacked at Tommy’s last night , possibly by other coppers .
Elect them mayor. Conehead couldn't accomplish that.
Ha…. there are only 6 floors at Macys!
Future looks not too bright for them but there’s hope
Half-wits.
Future alderman material.
Exactly what I thought when I saw that picture!!!
Heh.
Young burglars working up to be next generation Ocean's 11 ...
You'll notice this shit started with Dart after Indianapolis and it's suburbs became a "Metropolitan" Police Department. Same thing (years ago) with Vegas, and Camden, New Jersey. Dart sees himself as "Sheriff of the Chicago Metropolitan Police Department," which would encompass Chicago and all the Cook County suburbs. Although, it wouldn't be bad to bid from 007 to LaGrange...
I'm Impressed. Only a couple of spelling mistakes. They really had a plan. Can't be CPS students. Probably Amish.
If they would put this much effort into group projects, they would all have good paying jobs while being productive members of society.
I guess the Sheriffs office has nothing to do.
The Cook County Sheriffs Department is included in the Illinois Attorney General Organized Retail Crime Task Force.
These kids will make ideal future Chicago politicians!
More questions than answers.
Chicago police were about to arrest those offenders, but they ran away and the sgt terminated the foot pursuit
Good question. Crook County couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag.
Duh! Uneducated CPS graduates no doubt. How were these geniuses caught? Burglar alarms in store? No crew checking the store/fitting rooms before closing? Let’s see what their court date tells us, released NO bail? Probably not their first rodeo.
Odd ? How many of us can't wait to catch a supervisor on a good night. It must have been one heck of a beating if news is going around. Were are all in this together. No need to be a jerk but some people can't help themselves.
I think they forgot the rest of I before E....
Never will happen in Chicago area,suburban mayors won't give up control of their department
They could , but they’re not willing to pay the ‘wet paper bag’ tax
That map is useless without the arrow and N in the corner to show north
The jokes on them
COD?
Ouch! Must be a Steinmetz dropout.
True, because they wouldn’t get in a wet paper bag in the first place
I had a criminology professor, 30 years ago for reference, who pointed out in class that ILLINOIS, Chicago and Cook County are the only large metropolitan city / county in the nation that operate or did until recently the way we do here. Meaning the Sheriff had a hands off or not my problem policy where the city was concerned. Recent changes would appear to indicate a willingness on the Sheriff’s Department to work with CPD to police crime. The question I suppose would be, does CPD, Conehead, and the citizens of Chicago/ Cook County want to the Sheriff’s Department to help?
Tommy's on Higgins?
Don't off-duty cops go to Teasers down the street anymore? Loved the old days of that dance floor in the front window.
Send some of those disgruntled officers from 3rd watch ohare 050 to help out and actually do some work instead of worrying about what their Sgt’s are doing
Maybe the 050 po’s got the sgt
Brother Rice
The first step in making an arrest is being at work when you’re supposed to be
That's not off at all.
18th district is happy to have the sheriffs police on Oak St, Rush and Mag mile. We ve called the cpd retail crime team and have been told they are busy and have a mission in the 4th district? Remember when 18 and 1 were a priority?
The sheriff’s have been a real asset since they joined this task force along with most of the stores that have been shuttered
A couple of ring cameras might have done the trick, at least they didn't wake the security guard, had a very restful night in a lazyboy chair.
Inside job. They could choose to be good, but these "victims of society" had it bad.
Too, one might guaranty, it is not their first time.
I think CTU did the map for them. They get a cut.
nothing good happens in bars, especially when you're an off-duty p/o
awww, come on man,,,, they just funnin,,,, they diddin doo nuffin,,, the police locked them in there
COD officers?
Naw. Notre Dame
St Pats, not st pats poster is definately Notre Dame prep graduate
If true why doesn’t commander disband them or is the commander taking care of them
OT - "The more you do for them, the more they hate you for it."
'White saviors'' use of whistles causes bitter internal rift inside anti-ICE movement
Organizations from Seattle to Maryland tell predominantly White activists to quit 'White Savior' behavior during ICE operations
Groups from Seattle to Montgomery County, Md., are telling mostly White "rapid responders" to back off a dynamic described by activists as "White Savior," reminding them they are not cameo actors in an "action movie" against ICE.
Since last summer, groups including the People’s Forum, the Party for Socialism and Liberation and the Democratic Socialists of America have promoted whistles as part of a broader confrontation with U.S. law enforcement. They have borrowed from whistle-blowing tactics used by socialist and communist labor union groups in Europe.
The People’s Forum and the Party for Socialism and Liberation are funded by an American-born tech tycoon, Neville Roy Singham, who lives in Shanghai and supports groups that have made it their business to foment mayhem and protests in the United States, with a pro-China agenda.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/white-saviors-use-whistles-causes-bitter-internal-rift-inside-anti-ice-movement
[Story beging with a great little video of some white woman blowing and blowing and blowing that stupid whistle - cell phone in other hand probably shooting heroic selfies to show to her 11 cats - this type often "doesn't believe" in children...]
Whistle, nothing. Renee Good and Alex Pretti were deluded into attacking working police on the street as Soros and Singham and all the rest sit back and laugh and hand out more money to their "useful idiots."
Why all the bs planning when they can walk in grab all kinds of merch, walk out, get caught, get released on scene and keep merch...?
That's how you know they are CPS and future alderpersons and mayors of this once great city.
How is that “odd”?
Run through the hundred or so various scenarios of what/how it happened…
Not “odd” at all.
The only “odd” thing is, if BIA or the weasels at copa get this, there’s going to be suspensions, call back, and bullshit.
Meanwhile, if it was a plumber, doctor, accountant… nothing.
Everyone wants to wet their beaks and kick up when required.
After being expelled from ND no doubt.
Rumor has it he went there on a grinder hookup
Bring back the flying squad!
Kwame needed a new pair of slippers to match his velour house coat.
What is COD genius
011 TAC fucked up big time. They will never learn.
Jeff Park is all liberals and working shit head vottos now it’s lost. 10-15 years will overrun time to leave. More stories like this will come out when u have losers on CPD and CFD now.
Do the county detectives have to wear a sports coat and pants that match?
Attack. Lol kids a pussy
Bunch of tough guys flexing at Tommy’s. Clowns.
Lmao detective KF wasn’t attacked. Just attacked with naughty words. He apparently got into a verbal altercation with 2 other cops who asked him to step outside so they can “kick his ass”. Detective KF stepped outside, and NO fight occurred. Then he called for a squad car and named them in a case report for saying they’d beat him up. What a FUCKING GIANT PUSSY! You’re all morons. First off, if you’re going to fight, just fight. Whether you win or lose, you don’t call for a squad car or file complaints, you just move on with your day, be a fucking man. What an embarrassment this guy is. It’s embarrassing people like this get to wear the same uniform so many brave men and women have worn before. Pathetic.
You think he would’ve learned from the Moretti incident but no.
area5 detectives finest, formerly area5 PRT. Come on man
Have you seen who the fuck sheriffs police have hired since 2019? Hacks, slobs, hicks and hillbillies.
And squires- whose example we should all try to live up to.
Every copper who was there is getting a log # for drinking. If any of them got a duck and were on the clock, they’re fucked and so is their Sgt.
Do CPD detectives ever leave the office.
They’re slow and useless , very similar to the same scam EC was running a few years back for her people in 014 .
Bring back Mike's on Webster! But don't let in any bartenders or bouncers.
Prosser!
No, but the trousers or the sport coat have to be plaid.
Wait until you see all the sheriffs police on the trains and buses. Chicago can’t and won’t handle their own problems, mostly due to liberal policies, so dart sees this as an opportunity to gain favor with the more center of left voters.
Suburban guy bordering the city….would much rather a county guy back me up than the clowns cpd has keeping their squad seats warm.
The sheriff has stepped up his activity on the instructions of Toni P. Her new plan for police consolidation will save taxpayers millions.
Area 5? Only for Costco runs, when it's time to replenish candy bars and chips. I'm staying here till 65.
Robberies in 019 are down 38 percent year to date. Sorry, but the numbers indicate that the robbery team is a success..
No one in northern Illinois believes that when compared to what Chicago has pushed thru the academy since 2000.
ISP troop 3
What else does it make u think about. Does it make u naughty.
Probably sketched by a Sheriff's deputy.
Everybody knows North is always up.. LOL
Macy's is 6 floors of made-in-China crap. I used to like shopping there when it was Field's. The green trucks, packaging and perfectly scripted logo were signs of elegance and quality. When Field's changed their trucks to brown, it was a flop, so they returned to green after public outcry.
since 2019? You mean 1919?? And I was one of them, best job ever!
Notre Dame Prep valedictorian
Teasers is a legend. Has had a lot more incidents than Morettis. A regular thing at Teasers. One spilled to TBK across the street cost two lpo’s their jobs
Why? They clear more cases with the computer.
Stop it already. Because of e learning and sups that have to be air tight. Detectives are on computers ALL day.
Tom Dart is the worst Sheriff in America. Not an attack on CCSP guys but he absolutely sucks.
That whole team is pure trash. MP and CP, besides being completely useless, they’re retarded. And what about that fat, gremlin lookin thing, JC? Once Jessani is gone, that McDonalds crew will be back on the watch.
I wonder if they lived in the area and accidently fell asleep! Always so quick to judge! :)
I know what would've prevented this... Indoor Midnight Basketball. Maybe when to Osama Library opens, will they have Midnight BB tourneys? It will give something for the yutes to do in the summer, rather then create CHAOS!
Cook County has a satellite station at Roosevelt and State in 001.
No. They were in the station on e-learning....
Why? Whats that mean???
County guys work better then you idiot on cpd ( I rather have them then Carlos Baker backing me up any day ) or J Pussy
What we know:
Kurtis Cruz, 18, of Merrillville, Ind., a student at North Central College, appeared in court Sunday morning charged with unlawful possession of a weapon in a school, a Class 3 felony, according to the DuPage County State’s Attorney’s Office. A judge granted the state's motion to detain Cruz until his next court date.
I used to work at Marshall Fields on State Street for many years before Macy's came in and destroyed everything.
We treated our customers with dignity and respect and always made them feel valued. Sadly, those days are long gone.
Why?
So, they heard the jazz of the muse of mischief calling, to dance the dance of the deftly planned, the thrill of timing, precision rhyming, a ballet syncronized so grand.
Then Murphy dropped upon their joy.
Not, apparently, the A-Team.
Drunks doing what drunks do...
And they left off the pot of gold location.
Call of Duty
CPS students? More likely it was CPS teachers who drew that map.
Children’s placemats at Olive Garden have better maps than that
Old timer Retiree here, what is the name of the gin joint in 012 on Madison around Racine? Is it still there? Was it called Tommy's?
Bring back Mike’s on Webster and Vince’s on McDowell in the Stock Yards and maybe the original Slammer at Belmont & Western.
Different Police dept and different cops, real cops!
The joint on Madison was Ira's
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