Something Odd Here

Some questions on this one:

• Two teenagers are accused of hiding in a downtown Chicago Macy's store after it closed before stealing merchandise. The two suspect have been charged with burglary, officials said.

  The Cook County Sheriff's Department says it happened Monday night at the Macy's on State Street in the Loop. Two people could be seen on surveillance video emerging from inside the store, stealing sunglasses, cologne and clothing before leaving, officials said.

  The sheriff's department says the pair had even drawn a map of the store. 

First, why is the Sheriff's office investigating a property crime on Michigan Avenue?

Second, get a load of this map: 

The scaling is off (obviously) and the spelling leads us to believe these were CPS students.

But the penmanship is actually far better than anything we've seen from CPS students. And the actual planning....with a timetable - did anyone think kids today know how to tell time? Or make a map for that matter?