Monday, March 16, 2026

Another Conehead Corpse

They bodies keep stacking up:

  • A 29-year-old woman was found shot to death in a West Side alley Friday morning, becoming at least the 79th shooting victim who might have received faster police and EMS response had Mayor Brandon Johnson not disconnected Chicago’s gunshot detection network 18 months ago.

    The woman was found dead behind the 200 block of North Kilbourn around 6:30 a.m. The person who discovered her told police they believed they had heard gunfire approximately 30 minutes earlier, but they never called 911.

    In fact, one called.

    “We had no calls of shots fired anywhere in the area,” a police dispatcher confirmed over the radio. “I checked back to 4 a.m., and we had nothing.”

    “Another one for ShotSpotter,” an officer remarked.

The fact that no one in the neighborhood ever seems to call in "shots fired" is something that the media will never mention. Ever.

Except CWB. 

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Democrat Mayor Brandon Johnson is giving cover to the criminals.

3/16/2026 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These fuckers want to work me to exhaustion.

As if a Chalker can ever be exhausted.

Silly.



Chalkie

3/16/2026 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one calls the police for shots fired because it’s common place and nothing out of the ordinary.

3/16/2026 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Cmon already, enough!! If the ghetto doesnt care, why are we?? Who Cares!

3/16/2026 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they don't care enough to call da polleeces why the fuck should anybody else give a fuck about them.

3/16/2026 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in the middle of the state and I don't call the cops when I hear gun fire.
One time an officer was at my house taking a report on a shed break in.
Way down the block it sounds like someone bust off a couple of shots.
The officer hits the dirt, then looks back at me and ask "Was that gunfire?"
"Probably, happens so often here you get used to it" I said.

He quickly finished the report and got out of my neighborhood.
I can't say that I blame him.

FWIW nearest I can tell none of the shots I have heard have ever hit anyone.
Granted now that we can't listen in on a scanner it is hard to know.
I would listen to the scanner and there would be car chases, shots fired and lots of drugs captured.
Would check the news and nothing.

3/16/2026 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/4 of the phones there are obama phones. Maybe a condition of those should be a shot spotter phone app...

3/16/2026 07:39:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Keep the line moving.

3/16/2026 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shots fired = no call for 911
baby momma drama = call 911

3/16/2026 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't hate our mayor he gave us some of the biggest pay raises and OT never seen in the past.

3/16/2026 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you live in an area where shots fired is common why waste the Police’s time calling it in? Or Nobody Cares?

3/16/2026 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunshots are part of Chicago just like the "Bean", city bankruptcy, illegal aliens, corrupt politicians and media lies. No one care is the Chicago Way.

3/16/2026 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead a FOOL!

3/16/2026 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One reason people don't call is because it can be difficult to know what direction the gunfire was coming from. And the calltaker is gonna grill you and treat you like an idiot if you just say "I'm at XX street and just heard gunfire." and without better info, even if it gets dispatched it's likely to be a 19p. shotspotter provided details that the average joe just can't do. Kinda the whole point. thanks brandon

3/16/2026 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brandon dropped Shotspotter because of his belief in BLM.

3/16/2026 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As pointed out over and over , Shotspotter is racist.

3/16/2026 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Especially in 011

3/16/2026 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the kids have fun.

3/16/2026 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I second this. Civilian in 010, I call 911 whenever I hear gunfire, Dispatchers basically don't want to file anything unless you have magic ears which can give them an EXACT address where the trigger was pulled.

3/16/2026 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh The Pay Phones Were All Disablle

3/16/2026 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh! The Only Way To
Find A Working Phone
Is To Look For A Guy
To Be Standing Still
Drinking Or Smoking
Illegal Drugs!!!!

3/16/2026 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good, stop peddling the spotter, it only jams the officers

3/17/2026 09:51:00 PM  

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